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Chapter 7: Voldie's evilest plan. Mwahahaha!
Lily and James stood by the parade and "oohed" and "ahhed" with the crowd as they watched the explosions of color overhead. "So... how is it?" James asked tentatively. Lily smiled. "It's better than perfect." she said. Then they started kissing beneath a giant explosion of red and gold sparks. Voldemort made a gagging noise from behind a sign that advertised "breakfast with goofy" (He would have to learn more about that deal later. *sigh*) and he mumbled "Mobilusparadeus!" And ran off through the crowd, giggling madly.
Lily and James gasped simultaneously. They were on a bloody float! Just then a little girl with pigtails screamed, "HEY IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! BUT SHE DONTS HAVES A TAIL ANYMORE!", and a little kid with glasses and JKR sewn on her overalls screamed, "Hey! It's Harry Potter! Only where's his scar? And since when does he wear colored contacts?". James yelled, "Who the bloody hell is Harry Potter?" Then Lily elbowed him in the ribs and hissed, "Hey! Watch your mouth James! Their little kids! We can't do that at Disneyworld!" James shrugged and mumbled sarcastically, "Yeah. We can't do that! Mickey might fire us! Oh no!" After that they were both lost for words... So they just waved to the crowd, Lily even conjured up some candy to throw to the little kids. (This by the way is not Voldie's evilest plan cause well, its not that evil).
Voldie and Lucius gave each other high fives in the car on the way to the beach. They gasped as they saw the sandy white shoreline and the clear blue water. "Wow! It's so prettyful! Hehe!", Voldie exclaimed while the others gave him blank looks. When they arrived Lucius jumped out of their turquoise van that they had all decided to name after the mystery mobile and proceeded to shuffle through the sand. "OUCH! AWWW! @$(#$)@#!!! IT $*# BURNS! IT BURNS!!!!" he screamed. Bellatrix jumped out of the van with Narcissa wearing matching emerald bikinis and hissed, "Are you a wizard or not! Here..." as she whipped out her wand. "Ooops... my mistake. Hehe..." she muttered as Lucius tried to break free from the blocks of ice that his feet were now incased in. "C-c-cold..." he shivered. Suddenly Snape showed up with a tent and towels. "Umm... might I ask where you got these?" Bellatrix muttered. "Oh, I just borrowed them from those muggles over there. You see?" She shook her head "no". "See them? Over by the hot dog stand? There the ones buried in sand so you can only see their heads...". Just then Crabbe and Goyle drove the mini bus into the hotdog stand. (Voldie: NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH AND NOT GET HOTDOGS!) Snape. Shook his head and muttered, "Third time this week...".
Meanwhile wormtail was busy getting hermit crabs. "Now I have five! Yes! Who is the best deatheater in deatheater history? O-". One of the hermit crabs decided that it didn't like wormtail's victory dance so it pinched him and was promptly thrown back into the ocean. "Noo! I didn't mean to throw you Bob! *sniff*". (Bob the crab: Yes! Free at last!) Wormtail: Now I'll name you with the big head bill, and you with the stunning good looks wormtail jr., and you with the big claws joe, and ill name the one that keeps running into things...hmmm... how about little gore? Little gore didn't like his name. (Readers: Awww! Poor wittle cwabby!) Little gore is now plotting revenge. Well he would be, but running into those little plastic palm trees hurts... Voldemort sneaked up behind Lily and James on his knees, looking very much like a dwarf, and muttered "Osleeposnoria" Mwahahahahahaha! What did Voldie do and why was it so evil? I need forty reviews for you to find out! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! By the way I just ran in a cross country meet and got sixth place out of over 300 people! Yay! .^__^.
Lily and James stood by the parade and "oohed" and "ahhed" with the crowd as they watched the explosions of color overhead. "So... how is it?" James asked tentatively. Lily smiled. "It's better than perfect." she said. Then they started kissing beneath a giant explosion of red and gold sparks. Voldemort made a gagging noise from behind a sign that advertised "breakfast with goofy" (He would have to learn more about that deal later. *sigh*) and he mumbled "Mobilusparadeus!" And ran off through the crowd, giggling madly.
Lily and James gasped simultaneously. They were on a bloody float! Just then a little girl with pigtails screamed, "HEY IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! BUT SHE DONTS HAVES A TAIL ANYMORE!", and a little kid with glasses and JKR sewn on her overalls screamed, "Hey! It's Harry Potter! Only where's his scar? And since when does he wear colored contacts?". James yelled, "Who the bloody hell is Harry Potter?" Then Lily elbowed him in the ribs and hissed, "Hey! Watch your mouth James! Their little kids! We can't do that at Disneyworld!" James shrugged and mumbled sarcastically, "Yeah. We can't do that! Mickey might fire us! Oh no!" After that they were both lost for words... So they just waved to the crowd, Lily even conjured up some candy to throw to the little kids. (This by the way is not Voldie's evilest plan cause well, its not that evil).
Voldie and Lucius gave each other high fives in the car on the way to the beach. They gasped as they saw the sandy white shoreline and the clear blue water. "Wow! It's so prettyful! Hehe!", Voldie exclaimed while the others gave him blank looks. When they arrived Lucius jumped out of their turquoise van that they had all decided to name after the mystery mobile and proceeded to shuffle through the sand. "OUCH! AWWW! @$(#$)@#!!! IT $*# BURNS! IT BURNS!!!!" he screamed. Bellatrix jumped out of the van with Narcissa wearing matching emerald bikinis and hissed, "Are you a wizard or not! Here..." as she whipped out her wand. "Ooops... my mistake. Hehe..." she muttered as Lucius tried to break free from the blocks of ice that his feet were now incased in. "C-c-cold..." he shivered. Suddenly Snape showed up with a tent and towels. "Umm... might I ask where you got these?" Bellatrix muttered. "Oh, I just borrowed them from those muggles over there. You see?" She shook her head "no". "See them? Over by the hot dog stand? There the ones buried in sand so you can only see their heads...". Just then Crabbe and Goyle drove the mini bus into the hotdog stand. (Voldie: NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH AND NOT GET HOTDOGS!) Snape. Shook his head and muttered, "Third time this week...".
Meanwhile wormtail was busy getting hermit crabs. "Now I have five! Yes! Who is the best deatheater in deatheater history? O-". One of the hermit crabs decided that it didn't like wormtail's victory dance so it pinched him and was promptly thrown back into the ocean. "Noo! I didn't mean to throw you Bob! *sniff*". (Bob the crab: Yes! Free at last!) Wormtail: Now I'll name you with the big head bill, and you with the stunning good looks wormtail jr., and you with the big claws joe, and ill name the one that keeps running into things...hmmm... how about little gore? Little gore didn't like his name. (Readers: Awww! Poor wittle cwabby!) Little gore is now plotting revenge. Well he would be, but running into those little plastic palm trees hurts... Voldemort sneaked up behind Lily and James on his knees, looking very much like a dwarf, and muttered "Osleeposnoria" Mwahahahahahaha! What did Voldie do and why was it so evil? I need forty reviews for you to find out! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! By the way I just ran in a cross country meet and got sixth place out of over 300 people! Yay! .^__^.