Slashers Vs. Mary Sue Battalion # 5
Part Two
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The dark Slash Writer brandished all 27 pages worth of Legolas/Aragorn pwp at the Mary-sues. The MS captain fell back in horror, doing the anti evil eye sign.
"Noooooo! Begone evil Slasher!" the Mary-sues struck back with the iron fist of the hundreds of mary-sues on the net. All the teenaged girls that had been scorned, all the tomboys who wished for something more than this effeminite life, all the housewives who wished to break free from dull boring housework. The Slashers stumbled back into their caves, desperate to rid themselves of the elven perkiness which was the Mary Sues. "Hark! What do I see!? But the Fellowship!" called the Slasher Captain and the Mary Sue captain in uinson. They glared at each other, awaiting the arrival of the Fellowship. Perhaps with them around, this whole business could be sorted out. *&^&* Flame me, R/R. I don't care. I'm not continuing this wivout a few new reviews, good or bad.
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The dark Slash Writer brandished all 27 pages worth of Legolas/Aragorn pwp at the Mary-sues. The MS captain fell back in horror, doing the anti evil eye sign.
"Noooooo! Begone evil Slasher!" the Mary-sues struck back with the iron fist of the hundreds of mary-sues on the net. All the teenaged girls that had been scorned, all the tomboys who wished for something more than this effeminite life, all the housewives who wished to break free from dull boring housework. The Slashers stumbled back into their caves, desperate to rid themselves of the elven perkiness which was the Mary Sues. "Hark! What do I see!? But the Fellowship!" called the Slasher Captain and the Mary Sue captain in uinson. They glared at each other, awaiting the arrival of the Fellowship. Perhaps with them around, this whole business could be sorted out. *&^&* Flame me, R/R. I don't care. I'm not continuing this wivout a few new reviews, good or bad.