Slashers Vs. Mary Sue Battalion #5 Part Three- The End Rating: PG-13 for a
little swearing
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The Fellowship stepped onto the battlefield, to the utter surprise of the two respective captains. They were even more surprised to see that the Fellowship was walking tward them. Then they were forced to resort to astonishment when Legolas and Aragorn came forward to the two Captains.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO!!!!!!!" exploded Legolas.
"YOU! MARY SUE PERSON!" Aragorn yelled. "DON"T YOU KNOW THERE ARE ENOUGH OF YOU ON THE INTERNET!" the mad ranger raged.
The Slash Captain looked smugly at the Mary Sue captain.
"AND YOU!" Legolas shouted at the Slash writer. "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GO AROUND MAKING ALL OF US BUTT FUCK EACH OTHER!?!" the furious Elf screamed.
Both Captains looked a little shaken up. They exchanged glances.
"Uhm. Nothing sir." The Slasher said a little timidly.
The Mary Sue captain proceeded to hide behind Frodo.
"Here now! Get out from behind my Mr. Frodo!" Samwise ordered, waving a frying pan menacingly.
The Slasher grinned triumphantly. "See! That proves it! HE said: my Mr. Frodo." she shrieked.
"Quiet you!" Frodo shouted at her. "Sam is one of my best and oldest friends. How can you say such a thing about him. Besides which, he's married to a Hobbit Lass, so push off Pervert!"
Down Frodo." Warned Legolas.
32 Mary sues promptly sighed dreamily and passed out, as Legolas smiled.
"Don't you all understand that without one there cannot be the other. You two sides have been battling since Internet Fanfiction was invented, and all you closet slashers were let outta the bag." Pippin put in.
"He's right. Shake hands, this war has to end sometime. It might as well be now." Merry said firmly.
All Nine members of the Fellowship watched the two carefully.
"What do you say?" said the Mary Sue captain, putting forth a hand.
"Uhm. Alright. As long as I don't have to stop writing."
They shook hands and a big cheer went up from all around. Once again, there was peace on the Internet. Well, at least until the next Slash flamer or Mary Sue flamer. But we can dream.
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VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEase please READ!
Dear reader, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SLASH! I just prefer not to read it. I myself an a trannsexual, and this combined with the exurbanite amount of flamers I get. It seems they are mostly older Slash writers. As for Mary Sues, I wouldn't count myself as one, however I am a Elf-knight of the Mary Sue Protection Squad, and I hate it when good writers get bad reviews. Myself I prefer Legolas/Arwen stories as opposed to Legolas/Aragorn or Legolas/OFC, but each to his own. Anyway, my point is that everyone should have the chance to publish there own thing. If you like slash, fine, if you like MS's, fine, that's you're opinion and no one should have the right to say anything bad. FREEDOM OF SPEECH, PEOPLE! I bid you namariee, and hope that you will take the time to review this stories, please leave creative remarks. Not flames. Flames will be ignored. I am melllooooowwwwww. Davy the Phsyco Elf-dude/thing/it
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The Fellowship stepped onto the battlefield, to the utter surprise of the two respective captains. They were even more surprised to see that the Fellowship was walking tward them. Then they were forced to resort to astonishment when Legolas and Aragorn came forward to the two Captains.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO!!!!!!!" exploded Legolas.
"YOU! MARY SUE PERSON!" Aragorn yelled. "DON"T YOU KNOW THERE ARE ENOUGH OF YOU ON THE INTERNET!" the mad ranger raged.
The Slash Captain looked smugly at the Mary Sue captain.
"AND YOU!" Legolas shouted at the Slash writer. "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GO AROUND MAKING ALL OF US BUTT FUCK EACH OTHER!?!" the furious Elf screamed.
Both Captains looked a little shaken up. They exchanged glances.
"Uhm. Nothing sir." The Slasher said a little timidly.
The Mary Sue captain proceeded to hide behind Frodo.
"Here now! Get out from behind my Mr. Frodo!" Samwise ordered, waving a frying pan menacingly.
The Slasher grinned triumphantly. "See! That proves it! HE said: my Mr. Frodo." she shrieked.
"Quiet you!" Frodo shouted at her. "Sam is one of my best and oldest friends. How can you say such a thing about him. Besides which, he's married to a Hobbit Lass, so push off Pervert!"
Down Frodo." Warned Legolas.
32 Mary sues promptly sighed dreamily and passed out, as Legolas smiled.
"Don't you all understand that without one there cannot be the other. You two sides have been battling since Internet Fanfiction was invented, and all you closet slashers were let outta the bag." Pippin put in.
"He's right. Shake hands, this war has to end sometime. It might as well be now." Merry said firmly.
All Nine members of the Fellowship watched the two carefully.
"What do you say?" said the Mary Sue captain, putting forth a hand.
"Uhm. Alright. As long as I don't have to stop writing."
They shook hands and a big cheer went up from all around. Once again, there was peace on the Internet. Well, at least until the next Slash flamer or Mary Sue flamer. But we can dream.
%$#$%
VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEase please READ!
Dear reader, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SLASH! I just prefer not to read it. I myself an a trannsexual, and this combined with the exurbanite amount of flamers I get. It seems they are mostly older Slash writers. As for Mary Sues, I wouldn't count myself as one, however I am a Elf-knight of the Mary Sue Protection Squad, and I hate it when good writers get bad reviews. Myself I prefer Legolas/Arwen stories as opposed to Legolas/Aragorn or Legolas/OFC, but each to his own. Anyway, my point is that everyone should have the chance to publish there own thing. If you like slash, fine, if you like MS's, fine, that's you're opinion and no one should have the right to say anything bad. FREEDOM OF SPEECH, PEOPLE! I bid you namariee, and hope that you will take the time to review this stories, please leave creative remarks. Not flames. Flames will be ignored. I am melllooooowwwwww. Davy the Phsyco Elf-dude/thing/it