Disclaimer: I don't own Barney or any InuYasha characters
InuYasha: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!
Sesshoumaru: Yes and I just got all my hair cleaned off with some thanks to IceDragon.
Author: Shut up! Chibi Horsewoman was the first to review saying she wanted Barney to come visit! So I called up my good friends and they fixed it for me!
Kagome: Oh come on it wasn't that bad! Lady Yami liked it!
InuYasha: tsh whatever.
Author: any who on with the show!(if you have no idea who I'm talking about those where the only people who reviewed so I gave them special notice! I'm in a giving mood today!)
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"Hi everybody!"
"HI Barney!"
"Guess where we are gonna imagine to go today!"
"Where Barney?" asked Elizabeth (A/N: The kids on Barney change all the time and since I don't watch it I figured I'd improvise!)
"Feudal Japan!" said the giant purple Dinosaur
"Alright!" said Mike.
"Now think really hard.."
Out of no where pops a fairy thingy. It sprinkles fairy dust all over them and they start to disappear.
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It was a sunny day in Feudal Japan and the village was over the visit of the strange school bus. Sesshoumaru had his head back without any ears, though how he got rid of the supper glue he wouldn't say (*wink wink to you IceDragon*). Miroku was over the fact that Sango thought he wasn't a very monk-like monk. Even InuYasha was past the sits.
"Think really hard kids. Imagine a place with no running water."
Everyone in the village had heard it. The inu-crew was looking around to see the source.
~ Please not this again ~ InuYasha thought.
"Sesshoumaru-sama should I close my eyes and think to." Rin asked. Shippou looked at Kagome as well wanting to know. After all they where kids to.
"No Rin."
"You either Shippou." Kagome said.
"AHHHH A PURPLE DEMON!!!!!!! THIS IS WORSE THEN THE YELLOW ONE!!!!!!!" They heard the villagers scream from the other side of the village.
This, of course, caused the whole group to run over and see what happened. And boy where they surprised.
"IT"S BARNEY!!!!!" Yelled Kagome. This of course caused them all to open there eyes and stop thinking about feudal Japan.
"Do you know Barney?" asked Jacob.
"Know him?! He's my FAVORITE PURPLE DINOSAUR!" Kagome said running up and hugging him.
"What's a dinosaur?" Rin asked. Everyone else just shook their heads.
Before them stood two boys three girls and a purple demon, whom Kagome was hugging.
"Everyone this is Barney! He has his own TV show where I come from."
"What? Barney doesn't have a TV show." Said the red-haired girl named Meredith.
" Oh well you see this has happened to us before. See you guys crossed a dimensional thingy and you ended up here. Just like with Ms. Fizzle."
"Oh. OK!" said Meredith.
"Well then maybe we can play around here for a while." Barney said.
"Yeah! You look like fun!" Both Shippou and Rin said.
"Hello what's your guy's names?" asked Elizabeth, the youngest.
"I'm Shippou and she's Rin!"
"Well kids I think it's time to play!" Said Barney.
~ It's just a purple demon and a bunch of kids. What could go wrong. ~ Sesshoumaru thought watching as the thing talked to Rin
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"And that's the story of Jack and the bean stock." Said Jacob from behind the stage.
"Good job children." Said Barney. The children had just finished telling them the story of Jack and the Bean Stock with puppets.
"Barney I think you guys should be heading back. It's getting late. They won't have the school open much longer." Said Angela. She was the oldest girl of the group and she was getting worried about what the white haired one named Sesshoumaru would do. He looked very angry.
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"Hey can we use this? Thanks dude!"
"OW! STOP THAT!" Yelled Sesshoumaru. The boy named Mike had just pulled on his tail thinking it was just a boa.
"What? Sorry can't hear you!" He yelled back. They where singing an annoying song about working together or something like that. He then started to cuts out fluffy bits of the tail.
"STOP IT!" Sesshoumaru yelled pulling back his tail. It was now missing chunks of fur in different spots all over. ~ I will not strike him. It would upset Rin and he is just a child. ~ He thought trying to keep his anger in check.
"What? Oh sorry I didn't know you liked your boa so much!"
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Angela then looked at the three adults named InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku. They looked really annoyed.
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~*~* Barney is a Dinosaur from are Imagination when he's tall he's what we call our dinosaur creation *~*~
"Will they EVER stop singing?!" InuYasha said covering his ears.
~*~* Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him *~*~
" I don't know InuYasha but it is starting to get annoying!" Said Miroku also trying to block out the children's singing.
~*~* Barney can be your friend to if you just make believe him! *~*~
" MAKE IT STOP!" Said Sango hiding behind Miroku to stop the sound while covering her ears.
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But most of all Angela was worried about Barney. She looked over at the girl named Kagome to see her siting next the InuYasha.
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"Come on children time to do the Puppet show!" Barney said.
"Can we do the puppet show to?" Asked Rin and Shippou.
"Of course you children can!" Said the big purple dinosaur earning him a big hug from each.
"Barney can I join in too?" Asked Kagome. She had seen them do this all the time on TV and she wanted to do it to.
"No."
"WHAT?!" asked Kagome shocked. Everyone one from the Inu-Crew, which includes Sesshoumaru, looked at the purple demon. From what they had seen he was supposed to be a nice demon but that wasn't nice.
"I Said sorry, but no."
'WHY?!" asked Kagome going to tears.
"Because your to old."
"what?" Kagome barley whispered now she was crying to hard.
"You are to old. Maybe if you where younger." Barney said not even looking sad.
(A/N: If your wondering why he's doing this have you ever noticed that the kids on Barney are always being replaced with someone younger? Well that's why! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *cough cough*)
"You're.you're so mean." Kagome whispered as she ran off to cry into InuYasha's shoulder. Barney then turned around to talk to the kids, including Rin and Shippou, who hadn't heard a word of it. Little did he know that he was being glared at from everyone else who came from this dimension.
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" I suppose your right Angela." Said Jacob the eldest male of the group.
"Well Kids it's time to go!" Barney said.
"NOOO!!!!" Rin and Shippou cried.
"Come on Rin, Shippou. They need to get home." Said Sango.
"Goodbye everyone!" The whole Barney and Friends group said. With that they closed their eyes and started to think of home again. A little fairy popped out, did her fairy thing, and left. When she was gone so was the group of strangers.
"Good riddance." Said Kaede.
""I hope they never come back." Miroku and InuYasha said at the same time, as the whole group started to walk back to the village.
All except Kagome.
"I HATE Barney" She said to no one and then she left.
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Author: Well they couldn't kill Barney. Sorry. It is rated G after all. But hey I did get them pretty pissed off at Barney! Lol Next time is Blues Clues! By order of IceDragon! Tah tah! *Walks off*
InuYasha and crew: *sits there waiting for it.*
Author: *Runs back* I FORGOT TO TELL THEM TO REVIEW!
Sesshoumaru: We noticed.
Author: Think they're still reading?
Kagome: Maybe
Author: Well if your still reading please review! THANKYOU! Oh and if you wanna vote for who else will come please do!
InuYasha: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!
Sesshoumaru: Yes and I just got all my hair cleaned off with some thanks to IceDragon.
Author: Shut up! Chibi Horsewoman was the first to review saying she wanted Barney to come visit! So I called up my good friends and they fixed it for me!
Kagome: Oh come on it wasn't that bad! Lady Yami liked it!
InuYasha: tsh whatever.
Author: any who on with the show!(if you have no idea who I'm talking about those where the only people who reviewed so I gave them special notice! I'm in a giving mood today!)
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"Hi everybody!"
"HI Barney!"
"Guess where we are gonna imagine to go today!"
"Where Barney?" asked Elizabeth (A/N: The kids on Barney change all the time and since I don't watch it I figured I'd improvise!)
"Feudal Japan!" said the giant purple Dinosaur
"Alright!" said Mike.
"Now think really hard.."
Out of no where pops a fairy thingy. It sprinkles fairy dust all over them and they start to disappear.
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It was a sunny day in Feudal Japan and the village was over the visit of the strange school bus. Sesshoumaru had his head back without any ears, though how he got rid of the supper glue he wouldn't say (*wink wink to you IceDragon*). Miroku was over the fact that Sango thought he wasn't a very monk-like monk. Even InuYasha was past the sits.
"Think really hard kids. Imagine a place with no running water."
Everyone in the village had heard it. The inu-crew was looking around to see the source.
~ Please not this again ~ InuYasha thought.
"Sesshoumaru-sama should I close my eyes and think to." Rin asked. Shippou looked at Kagome as well wanting to know. After all they where kids to.
"No Rin."
"You either Shippou." Kagome said.
"AHHHH A PURPLE DEMON!!!!!!! THIS IS WORSE THEN THE YELLOW ONE!!!!!!!" They heard the villagers scream from the other side of the village.
This, of course, caused the whole group to run over and see what happened. And boy where they surprised.
"IT"S BARNEY!!!!!" Yelled Kagome. This of course caused them all to open there eyes and stop thinking about feudal Japan.
"Do you know Barney?" asked Jacob.
"Know him?! He's my FAVORITE PURPLE DINOSAUR!" Kagome said running up and hugging him.
"What's a dinosaur?" Rin asked. Everyone else just shook their heads.
Before them stood two boys three girls and a purple demon, whom Kagome was hugging.
"Everyone this is Barney! He has his own TV show where I come from."
"What? Barney doesn't have a TV show." Said the red-haired girl named Meredith.
" Oh well you see this has happened to us before. See you guys crossed a dimensional thingy and you ended up here. Just like with Ms. Fizzle."
"Oh. OK!" said Meredith.
"Well then maybe we can play around here for a while." Barney said.
"Yeah! You look like fun!" Both Shippou and Rin said.
"Hello what's your guy's names?" asked Elizabeth, the youngest.
"I'm Shippou and she's Rin!"
"Well kids I think it's time to play!" Said Barney.
~ It's just a purple demon and a bunch of kids. What could go wrong. ~ Sesshoumaru thought watching as the thing talked to Rin
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"And that's the story of Jack and the bean stock." Said Jacob from behind the stage.
"Good job children." Said Barney. The children had just finished telling them the story of Jack and the Bean Stock with puppets.
"Barney I think you guys should be heading back. It's getting late. They won't have the school open much longer." Said Angela. She was the oldest girl of the group and she was getting worried about what the white haired one named Sesshoumaru would do. He looked very angry.
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"Hey can we use this? Thanks dude!"
"OW! STOP THAT!" Yelled Sesshoumaru. The boy named Mike had just pulled on his tail thinking it was just a boa.
"What? Sorry can't hear you!" He yelled back. They where singing an annoying song about working together or something like that. He then started to cuts out fluffy bits of the tail.
"STOP IT!" Sesshoumaru yelled pulling back his tail. It was now missing chunks of fur in different spots all over. ~ I will not strike him. It would upset Rin and he is just a child. ~ He thought trying to keep his anger in check.
"What? Oh sorry I didn't know you liked your boa so much!"
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Angela then looked at the three adults named InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku. They looked really annoyed.
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~*~* Barney is a Dinosaur from are Imagination when he's tall he's what we call our dinosaur creation *~*~
"Will they EVER stop singing?!" InuYasha said covering his ears.
~*~* Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him *~*~
" I don't know InuYasha but it is starting to get annoying!" Said Miroku also trying to block out the children's singing.
~*~* Barney can be your friend to if you just make believe him! *~*~
" MAKE IT STOP!" Said Sango hiding behind Miroku to stop the sound while covering her ears.
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But most of all Angela was worried about Barney. She looked over at the girl named Kagome to see her siting next the InuYasha.
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"Come on children time to do the Puppet show!" Barney said.
"Can we do the puppet show to?" Asked Rin and Shippou.
"Of course you children can!" Said the big purple dinosaur earning him a big hug from each.
"Barney can I join in too?" Asked Kagome. She had seen them do this all the time on TV and she wanted to do it to.
"No."
"WHAT?!" asked Kagome shocked. Everyone one from the Inu-Crew, which includes Sesshoumaru, looked at the purple demon. From what they had seen he was supposed to be a nice demon but that wasn't nice.
"I Said sorry, but no."
'WHY?!" asked Kagome going to tears.
"Because your to old."
"what?" Kagome barley whispered now she was crying to hard.
"You are to old. Maybe if you where younger." Barney said not even looking sad.
(A/N: If your wondering why he's doing this have you ever noticed that the kids on Barney are always being replaced with someone younger? Well that's why! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *cough cough*)
"You're.you're so mean." Kagome whispered as she ran off to cry into InuYasha's shoulder. Barney then turned around to talk to the kids, including Rin and Shippou, who hadn't heard a word of it. Little did he know that he was being glared at from everyone else who came from this dimension.
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" I suppose your right Angela." Said Jacob the eldest male of the group.
"Well Kids it's time to go!" Barney said.
"NOOO!!!!" Rin and Shippou cried.
"Come on Rin, Shippou. They need to get home." Said Sango.
"Goodbye everyone!" The whole Barney and Friends group said. With that they closed their eyes and started to think of home again. A little fairy popped out, did her fairy thing, and left. When she was gone so was the group of strangers.
"Good riddance." Said Kaede.
""I hope they never come back." Miroku and InuYasha said at the same time, as the whole group started to walk back to the village.
All except Kagome.
"I HATE Barney" She said to no one and then she left.
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Author: Well they couldn't kill Barney. Sorry. It is rated G after all. But hey I did get them pretty pissed off at Barney! Lol Next time is Blues Clues! By order of IceDragon! Tah tah! *Walks off*
InuYasha and crew: *sits there waiting for it.*
Author: *Runs back* I FORGOT TO TELL THEM TO REVIEW!
Sesshoumaru: We noticed.
Author: Think they're still reading?
Kagome: Maybe
Author: Well if your still reading please review! THANKYOU! Oh and if you wanna vote for who else will come please do!
