Disclaimer: I don't OWN InuYasha per say but maybe.
InuYasha: What are you going on about wench?
Author: What was that?!
InuYasha: *meekly* nothing. *mumbles* wench.
Author: FIRST OF ALL! It's Mage or Wildmage to you buster!
Sango: *sigh* will he ever learn how to treat a woman?
Kagome: I have noooo idea.
Author: *not noticing the side convo* AND SECOND OF ALL! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!! *laughs out loud as she sees everyone face vault*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Blue!" Said a man named Steve.
"Ruff!"
"What's that girl? You wanna play 'Blue's Clues'?" said the man doing some sort of jazz hands while saying 'Blue's Clues'.
"RUFF!" and with that the blue dog put a blue paw print on the 'screen' and ran off. Steve fallowed her until she jumped into a picture.
"Look boys and girls. Blue's jumped into a picture of Feudal Japan!"
"RUFF! RUFF!"
"What? Oh hi Magenta! You wanna come to?"
"RUFF!"
"Ok! Lets go!" and with that they both jumped into the picture.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Soooo you finally got your tail to grow back?" Kagome said as InuYasha snickered.
"Yes." Replied Sesshoumaru glaring at InuYasha with a look that said: If- not-for-Rin-you-InuYasha-would-already-be-dead.
This, of course caused him to glare back at him with his oh so patented: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah look.
"Umm" Kagome said looking for a way to break the silence.
"Sesshoumaru how did you grow back your tail so fast?"
"Yes and how did you get rid of those ears to?" asked Sango silently thanking Miroku for thinking of a way to break the uneasiness.
"Rin knows! Rin Knows! My sissy told me!"
"What?" Asked all confused.
"Rin!" Said Sesshoumaru. He shook his head telling her not to tell any one anything.
"Umm nothing. Rin was thinking of something else."
"Ooookkkkaaayyy." said Kagome then she heard barking. (A/N: Bet you can't guesssssss! Lol! )
"RUFF RUFF!!!!"
"What the heck was that?!" Yelled InuYasha.
"RUFF!"
"It seems to be a blue dog." Said Miroku. Then the dog did something unexpected.
"AHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!" Yelled Kagome.
"THAT DOG JUST PUT A BLUE PAW PRINT ON KAGOME!!!" Shippou Screamed.
After the dog heard all of this it ran off. Soon after, before Kagome had a chance to wash the paw print off, a man came running into the village with a magenta colored dog.
"Look Magenta" the man said. "We found another clue!"
"Ruff!"
"Ok now everyone take out their notebooks. It's time to draw the second clue! She's very pretty too! Good thing I took all those art lessons back in college!" then he started to draw Kagome. And this wasn't one of his crapy just one continuous line drawing. This thing looked really really good! ( A/N: uh oh it looks like someone's got a crush on Kagome! Lol )
Everyone was stunned. Sure they had dealt with little kids that where evil and purple dinosaurs that where mean but an artistic man with an oddly colored dog?! Miroku, the always friendly monk, walked over and looked at his drawing.
"That is very good young man but why are you drawing Kagome?" he asked.
"Well because she's the first clue!" said the man as if it where obvious.
"Ohhhh noooo!!!!" Said Kagome. Everyone looked at her.
"Oh sorry I forgot. You guys wouldn't know. This is Steve. And that's Magenta. I'm assuming you guys are doing the whole blues clues thing?"
"Umm yeah." Steve said. ~ How does she know?! ~
"Yeah well see you guys here's the story."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ After a long time of explanations ~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Oh I see. Well I suppose we ought to go home then. It was very nice meeting you Kagome." Steve said as he bowed and kissed Kagome on the hand. This, of course, set InuYasha off. It also set Sesshoumaru off but in a smirking evilly way.
"THAT'S RIGHT BUD! NOW GO HOME NOW!!!!!"
"Wait he can't leave until he finds Blue!" said Kagome. 'Blue's Clues' was another show that she liked even though it's a bit too young for her. She watched it with the kids she used to baby sit.
"Yes well I suppose we have to keep fallowing the clues!"
"This will take forever!" InuYasha yelled.
Sesshoumaru sighed. He really had no idea why he was even here. (A/N: Because I said so! Also Rin and Shippou are good friends.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Well everyone it's time to go home!" Said Steve.
"Ohhhhhh" Shippou and Rin complained. They had started to like Steve, Magenta, and Blue!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I sense a jewel shard!" Kagome said.
"Where!" Asked InuYasha.
"That way!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* End Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ Who would have thought that the stupid dog would mark the demon with the jewel shard as a clue ~ Sesshoumaru thought shaking his head thinking about the recent days events.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey look what's in that bag around his waist?" asked Shippou. He crawled over and opened it. Out popped a baby fire cat. It looked at Kirara, mewed, then ran off into the forest.
"WAIT COME BACK! I HAVE TO DRAW YOU!" Steve yelled after it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*End Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ We fallowed that stupid fire cat for miles. Only to find a nest full of them. With a stupid blue paw print on it. ~ He thought.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Is this what you wanted to show us Blue"
"Boaw woaw!" (A/N: remembering what I've seen of the show the dog never actually says bow wow. It's some weird new form of it. Strange indeed!)
"You know what this means?"
"YEP!" Kagome said as they both started to sing.
~ We just figured out blues clues. We just figured out blues clues. We just figured out blues clues. Because we're very smart! ~
"Oh no." Sango moaned covering her ears.
"Not MORE singing!" Miroku said fallowing her act.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* End Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ Those stupid songs. Why must everyone who visits sing one. ~ Sesshoumaru thought.
"Good by fair maiden Kagome. Please watch my show to see that I am well." Steve said kissing Kagome's hand. (A/N: Man he fell hard! Lol)
"GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HER!" Yelled InuYasha.
"ummmm I think maybe you guys better go now." Kagome said waving them off.
~ Well at least nothing bad happened to me his time ~ Sesshoumaru thought as the man Steve and his stupid half-brother fought. Verbally that is of course. (A/N: oh little Does Fluffy-sama know what I have in store for him!)
"Wait no Blue get back here! You to Magenta! OH NO!" yelled Steve.
They jumped onto Sesshoumaru. This usually would only get him a little pissed but unfortuanatly they had been playing in the ink for the 'Blue's Clues'.
"NOOOO!!!!!" Sesshoumaru screamed.
That's right. Blue paw print stains all over his nice white clothing.
"Umm time to go! BYE!" Steve said as they dissapered.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author: Sorry this wasn't as funny as it probably could be but hey. Blue's Clues only has really 2 dogs and a man that I can work with soooooo yeah. So any who, whatch'ya think?
InuYasha: Steve was stupid. But Sesshoumaru getting his oh-so-precious clothes stained was great!
Author: Hark! Hath the apocalypse cometh?! For listen to me well! InuYasha hath given me a compliment!
InuYasha: Wait I didn't mean it like that!
Author: Nope to late you've already said it.
InuYasha: Listen to me WENCH!
*Fight breaks out*
Kagome: *sighs* We'll as soon as Mage gets over this squabble and gets back from her trip (see bio if you really MUST know) she will update as much as she can.
Sango: And don't worry we'll hound her till she does!
Miroku: Yes we will! *has a mischievous look in his eye*
*Thud*
Sango: Pervert.
Shippou: Soooooo any who (he learned that from me! I'm so proud! *sniff sniff* *tear comes to eye*) Read and Review Please! Next time it's ummmm. it's. hey you guys what is it?!
Kagome: ummmm let me see *looks at reviews* *Whispers it to Shippou*
Shippou: It's the Teletubbies requested by Shiroryu of the moon!
Author: *wipes hand* Soooooo what I miss?
Kagome: Everything.
Author: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Camera Pans out so you can see an unconscious InuYasha and a smirking Sesshoumaru. YES he IS here with us! He just doesn't feel like talking!*
InuYasha: What are you going on about wench?
Author: What was that?!
InuYasha: *meekly* nothing. *mumbles* wench.
Author: FIRST OF ALL! It's Mage or Wildmage to you buster!
Sango: *sigh* will he ever learn how to treat a woman?
Kagome: I have noooo idea.
Author: *not noticing the side convo* AND SECOND OF ALL! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!! *laughs out loud as she sees everyone face vault*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Blue!" Said a man named Steve.
"Ruff!"
"What's that girl? You wanna play 'Blue's Clues'?" said the man doing some sort of jazz hands while saying 'Blue's Clues'.
"RUFF!" and with that the blue dog put a blue paw print on the 'screen' and ran off. Steve fallowed her until she jumped into a picture.
"Look boys and girls. Blue's jumped into a picture of Feudal Japan!"
"RUFF! RUFF!"
"What? Oh hi Magenta! You wanna come to?"
"RUFF!"
"Ok! Lets go!" and with that they both jumped into the picture.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Soooo you finally got your tail to grow back?" Kagome said as InuYasha snickered.
"Yes." Replied Sesshoumaru glaring at InuYasha with a look that said: If- not-for-Rin-you-InuYasha-would-already-be-dead.
This, of course caused him to glare back at him with his oh so patented: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah look.
"Umm" Kagome said looking for a way to break the silence.
"Sesshoumaru how did you grow back your tail so fast?"
"Yes and how did you get rid of those ears to?" asked Sango silently thanking Miroku for thinking of a way to break the uneasiness.
"Rin knows! Rin Knows! My sissy told me!"
"What?" Asked all confused.
"Rin!" Said Sesshoumaru. He shook his head telling her not to tell any one anything.
"Umm nothing. Rin was thinking of something else."
"Ooookkkkaaayyy." said Kagome then she heard barking. (A/N: Bet you can't guesssssss! Lol! )
"RUFF RUFF!!!!"
"What the heck was that?!" Yelled InuYasha.
"RUFF!"
"It seems to be a blue dog." Said Miroku. Then the dog did something unexpected.
"AHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!" Yelled Kagome.
"THAT DOG JUST PUT A BLUE PAW PRINT ON KAGOME!!!" Shippou Screamed.
After the dog heard all of this it ran off. Soon after, before Kagome had a chance to wash the paw print off, a man came running into the village with a magenta colored dog.
"Look Magenta" the man said. "We found another clue!"
"Ruff!"
"Ok now everyone take out their notebooks. It's time to draw the second clue! She's very pretty too! Good thing I took all those art lessons back in college!" then he started to draw Kagome. And this wasn't one of his crapy just one continuous line drawing. This thing looked really really good! ( A/N: uh oh it looks like someone's got a crush on Kagome! Lol )
Everyone was stunned. Sure they had dealt with little kids that where evil and purple dinosaurs that where mean but an artistic man with an oddly colored dog?! Miroku, the always friendly monk, walked over and looked at his drawing.
"That is very good young man but why are you drawing Kagome?" he asked.
"Well because she's the first clue!" said the man as if it where obvious.
"Ohhhh noooo!!!!" Said Kagome. Everyone looked at her.
"Oh sorry I forgot. You guys wouldn't know. This is Steve. And that's Magenta. I'm assuming you guys are doing the whole blues clues thing?"
"Umm yeah." Steve said. ~ How does she know?! ~
"Yeah well see you guys here's the story."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ After a long time of explanations ~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Oh I see. Well I suppose we ought to go home then. It was very nice meeting you Kagome." Steve said as he bowed and kissed Kagome on the hand. This, of course, set InuYasha off. It also set Sesshoumaru off but in a smirking evilly way.
"THAT'S RIGHT BUD! NOW GO HOME NOW!!!!!"
"Wait he can't leave until he finds Blue!" said Kagome. 'Blue's Clues' was another show that she liked even though it's a bit too young for her. She watched it with the kids she used to baby sit.
"Yes well I suppose we have to keep fallowing the clues!"
"This will take forever!" InuYasha yelled.
Sesshoumaru sighed. He really had no idea why he was even here. (A/N: Because I said so! Also Rin and Shippou are good friends.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Well everyone it's time to go home!" Said Steve.
"Ohhhhhh" Shippou and Rin complained. They had started to like Steve, Magenta, and Blue!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I sense a jewel shard!" Kagome said.
"Where!" Asked InuYasha.
"That way!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* End Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ Who would have thought that the stupid dog would mark the demon with the jewel shard as a clue ~ Sesshoumaru thought shaking his head thinking about the recent days events.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey look what's in that bag around his waist?" asked Shippou. He crawled over and opened it. Out popped a baby fire cat. It looked at Kirara, mewed, then ran off into the forest.
"WAIT COME BACK! I HAVE TO DRAW YOU!" Steve yelled after it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*End Flash Back~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ We fallowed that stupid fire cat for miles. Only to find a nest full of them. With a stupid blue paw print on it. ~ He thought.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Is this what you wanted to show us Blue"
"Boaw woaw!" (A/N: remembering what I've seen of the show the dog never actually says bow wow. It's some weird new form of it. Strange indeed!)
"You know what this means?"
"YEP!" Kagome said as they both started to sing.
~ We just figured out blues clues. We just figured out blues clues. We just figured out blues clues. Because we're very smart! ~
"Oh no." Sango moaned covering her ears.
"Not MORE singing!" Miroku said fallowing her act.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* End Flash Back ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ Those stupid songs. Why must everyone who visits sing one. ~ Sesshoumaru thought.
"Good by fair maiden Kagome. Please watch my show to see that I am well." Steve said kissing Kagome's hand. (A/N: Man he fell hard! Lol)
"GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HER!" Yelled InuYasha.
"ummmm I think maybe you guys better go now." Kagome said waving them off.
~ Well at least nothing bad happened to me his time ~ Sesshoumaru thought as the man Steve and his stupid half-brother fought. Verbally that is of course. (A/N: oh little Does Fluffy-sama know what I have in store for him!)
"Wait no Blue get back here! You to Magenta! OH NO!" yelled Steve.
They jumped onto Sesshoumaru. This usually would only get him a little pissed but unfortuanatly they had been playing in the ink for the 'Blue's Clues'.
"NOOOO!!!!!" Sesshoumaru screamed.
That's right. Blue paw print stains all over his nice white clothing.
"Umm time to go! BYE!" Steve said as they dissapered.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author: Sorry this wasn't as funny as it probably could be but hey. Blue's Clues only has really 2 dogs and a man that I can work with soooooo yeah. So any who, whatch'ya think?
InuYasha: Steve was stupid. But Sesshoumaru getting his oh-so-precious clothes stained was great!
Author: Hark! Hath the apocalypse cometh?! For listen to me well! InuYasha hath given me a compliment!
InuYasha: Wait I didn't mean it like that!
Author: Nope to late you've already said it.
InuYasha: Listen to me WENCH!
*Fight breaks out*
Kagome: *sighs* We'll as soon as Mage gets over this squabble and gets back from her trip (see bio if you really MUST know) she will update as much as she can.
Sango: And don't worry we'll hound her till she does!
Miroku: Yes we will! *has a mischievous look in his eye*
*Thud*
Sango: Pervert.
Shippou: Soooooo any who (he learned that from me! I'm so proud! *sniff sniff* *tear comes to eye*) Read and Review Please! Next time it's ummmm. it's. hey you guys what is it?!
Kagome: ummmm let me see *looks at reviews* *Whispers it to Shippou*
Shippou: It's the Teletubbies requested by Shiroryu of the moon!
Author: *wipes hand* Soooooo what I miss?
Kagome: Everything.
Author: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Camera Pans out so you can see an unconscious InuYasha and a smirking Sesshoumaru. YES he IS here with us! He just doesn't feel like talking!*