Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or the Teletubbies
InuYasha: You don't even watch that stupid show how are you gonna write about it?!
Author: I have a little sister who I used to have to watch. I think I remember most of it. I may make a few changes cause I don't remember EVERYTHING!
InuYasha: You should do your research!
Author: What should I do walk into a movie store and rent a little kids movie?! I THINK NOT!
InuYasha: why not you do it anyway?!
Author: SHUT UP!
Fluffy-sama: If I remember correctly, she rented many of those children's movies for you Hanyou.
Everyone except InuYasha: *snickering and laughing*
Author: Any who on with the show!
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*scene shows a baby faced sun rising and four colored things coming out of a hill*
A speaker rises from the field of flowers.
"Time for teletubbies. Time for teletubbies."
The purple one runs up to the hill
"Tinky-Winky!"
"Dipsy!" the green one said as it ran up to it's friend
"Laa-Laa" said the yellow on
"and Po!"
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"I still don't know how he does it!" said Miroku.
"Maybe his servants do it." Suggested Sango.
"Could be." Miroku replied. They were spending the day discussing how Sesshoumaru always gets out of the jams that the visitors got him into.
"I just don't understand! First the fake ears, then the incident with his tail, and now his clothes! It doesn't make sense!"
"We could always ask him."
"Yeah and get that cold stare back from him? No thank you!" just then Sango and Miroku heard a voice come from out of no where.
"It was a beautiful day in the tubbies field when all of a sudden Po discovered a hole under the hill. It was glowing."
"What the heack was that?" asked Miroku taking a fighting stance. Sango looked around and saw under a tree a glowing hole just like the one described.
"OH NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!" She screamed.
"Po called over the other teletubbies and they all went inside the hole."
"NO NO GO BACK! DON'T COME HERE!!!!!!" Sango screamed.
By this time everyone(Meaning InuYasha, Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Shippou, and Kaede) had come and joined the two.
"And so the teletubbies great adventures began in the land of the feudal era."
"WHO THE HECK IS SAYING THAT?!" yelled InuYasha.
"I'm the narrator. I translate what the tubbies are saying because they only speak tubbish."
"Where are you?" asked Shippou.
"I am everywhere. I see all and know all. Like I know Kagome's from another time, InuYasha loves Kagome, Miroku and Sango are in love, and that Shippou and Rin are best friends. Also that Sesshoumaru's servant, Jaken, is looking all over for him."
Everyone blushed at this of course, except Rin, Sesshoumaru, and Shippou.
Just then three creatures came out of the hole in the tree. The first and tallest was purple with a triangle antenna. The next was green with a straight antenna and he was the second tallest. The third tallest was yellow and had a curly antenna. The last and smallest was red and had a circle antenna.
"Ah-oh." Said the red one.
"What the heck are they?" asked Sesshoumaru. It was starting to get on his nerves that whenever someone came he got some sort of problem out of it.
"They are the teletubbies." Said the narrator and out of no where a flower speaker popped up.
"Time for teletubbie role call. Time for teletubbie role call."
"Tinky-winky" said the purple one.
"Dipsy" said the green one.
"Laa-Laa" said the yellow one.
"Po!" said the red one.
"Oh I've heard of them!" said Kagome "They're the teletubbies! They live under a mound in teletubbie land! They're another little kids show!"
"You mean you didn't watch this one?" asked Sango.
"Nope! To annoying. Even for me! Not even Souta watched it when he was little."
"I take that as an insult!"
"Sorry!"
"Your forgiven."
"Thank you!"
"Not a problem."
"Not this again" sighed Miroku.
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"Time for tubbie bye bye! Time for tubbie bye bye!"
"Why do you listen to a speaker in the shape of a flower?" asked Shippou.
"Ah-oh!" said Po. They had become fast friends through out the day.
"What did he say?"
"He said that since they are young they must do as the speaker says. Just like you and Rin do with Sesshoumaru and Kagome."
"Oh. OK!"
~ I would think that nothing bad has happened to me and never will but unlike last time I will not think to soon ~ thought Sesshoumaru. (A/N: Old dogs can be taught new tricks.)
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*the scene shows the four tubbies playing with Shippou and Rin while the adults watch all of a sudden Laa-Laa's stomach began to glow.*
"Ah-Oh" said all the tubbies.
*the picture on her stomach turned into a scene*
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"Pink pink pink" some little girls voice said as the color pink showed everywhere.
"Pink pink pink" she said again as pink balloons where floating over the sky.
"Pink pink pink" said the little girl as it showed some young girls in pink dresses.
"Pink pink pink" she said some more as two little boys played with a pink ball.
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"Yay!" all the tubbies said.
" 'gainy 'gain" said Laa-Laa
*the scene replays*
"PINK!" screamed Rin as she ran around collecting pink flowers and such.
"Yuck! Pink is such a bad color!" Said Sango. Right after that Sango was hit by a ton of pink paint. "WHAT THE HECK!!!"
"Po and I thought that since the girls on the show where wearing pink dresses that you might like yours to be pink."
"SHIPPOU! THIS STUFF WON'T COME OUT FOR A WHILE!" she screamed as she ran after him.
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Shippou looked over at Sango who was wearing her jump suit because her kimono was still stained. She still looked pissed.
She wasn't the only one of course. InuYasha was fuming. ~ If he was one of those cartoon characters that Kagome told me about he would have smoke coming out of his ears! ~
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"Stupid tubbie things. Ruin my plans of shard hunting." InuYasha mumbled to himself. "Stupid narrator to for blabbing that I love Kagome."
"What was that?"
"nothing for you to know!"
"You do realize that I am a narrator right?"
"Yeah so?!"
"Kagome will you tell him what sort of powers we have?"
"What oh sure!" Kagome said and she looked at InuYasha. " What ever a narrator says happens, happens! Like if he said you turned into a dog you really would."
"WHAT! WHY DO THEY GET THAT KIND OF POWER?!"
"They get to try out first then they get it. And it only works in their show. But seeing as that this is part of his show it works here as well."
"WHAT!"
"That's right so you shouldn't piss me off!"
"OH REALLY?! DO YOUR BEST!!!!"
" ok then I will! *cough cough*"
"What the HECK ARE YOU DOING!"
"Clearing my throat"
"Loser" InuYasha mumbled.
"Then all of a sudden InuYasha turned human even though it wasn't the new moon!"
"WHAT?!" Yelled a black haired InuYasha.
"HA HA HA! InuYasha's HUMAN!!" Laughed Shippou. He got a growl out of InuYasha.
"Umm Po." Shippou said to his friend who was laughing with him " RUN!!!" HE screamed as InuYasha started to chase them.
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InuYasha and the narrator yelled at each other for quite some time while the teletubbies played with the rest of the group, not including Sesshoumaru.
In the end InuYasha had turned into many species of monkey and stayed human for most of the day.
~ At least it all happened to him ~ Sesshoumaru thought as the yellow tubbie came over to him.
"Hu-hu?"
"What did you saything?!"
"She asked NICELY if she could come back and visit you!"
"NO! I am a demon lord! I DO NOT NEED A YELLOW THING FALLOWING ME AROUND!"
"You know Sesshoumaru your not a very nice person!" said the narrator as Laa-Laa ran off threw the whole crying.
"I don't need a narrator to tell me that."
"For your evil ways YOU Sesshoumaru will be turned into what you hate the most. Don't worry it will only be for a week!"
And with that the teletubbies disappeared.
"What was he talking about Sesshoumaru-sama?" Rin asked as she turned around to look at him. "SESSHOUMARU-SAMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
Sesshoumaru had basically been turned into an older looking, more stern looking, InuYasha. He had His ears still but his tail was gone. He also didn't have the markings on his face.
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!" InuYasha laughed.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" Yelled Sesshoumaru as he took after the madly laughing Hanyo.
"I kinda feel sorry for him." Said Kagome as everyone gave her an are-you- insane look.
"Well after all every time someone comes he always gets it!"
"Yes it is true." Said Kaede (A/N: I forgot about her! Lol)
"It's almost as if." Sango started.
"Some one's out to get him!" Miroku Finished for her as they all looked up toward the sky.
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Author: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
InuYasha: ARE YOU INSANE?!
Author: Maybe.
Fluffy-sama: IF YOU DO NOT TURN ME BACK HUMAN I WILL HURT YOU!!
Author: If you had said please I may have helped but now your gonna have to wait a week!
Rin: It's only a week Sesshoumaru-sama.
Author: Yes only a week! Now befor he kill me READ AND REVIEW!!!!!
*Camera pans out to show you that Wildmage is now running for her life from Sesshoumaru*
Rin: Any who.
Shippou: Wildmage has left us two in charge
InuYasha: WHAT?! WE ARE OLDER AND MORE RESPONSIBLE!
Shippou: Yeah right! YOU? MORE RESPONSILBE?!
*Camera once again pans out showing you that Shippou joins Wildmage while InuYasha joins his now hanyou brother*
Rin: Rin's never done this before.
Kagome: It's easy all you gotta do is read the cue cards.
*Rin looks at the cue cards that Kagome points to*
Rin: ohhhhhhhh. *cough cough* Next time it's Clifford the Big Red Dog voted for by CheweCooke.
Miroku: Yes well did anyone else notice that this went much longer than usual?
Sango: I did!
*camera fades to black as they continue their convo while Wildmage and Shippou are running from Sesshoumaru and InuYasha*
*up pops a sign saying.*
Sign: See that button at the bottom of the screen? Yeah? Well see you have to press it to review! Seriously you do!
*Wildmage thought that she might get chased so she thought ahead! She learns from the previous chapters! Lol*
InuYasha: You don't even watch that stupid show how are you gonna write about it?!
Author: I have a little sister who I used to have to watch. I think I remember most of it. I may make a few changes cause I don't remember EVERYTHING!
InuYasha: You should do your research!
Author: What should I do walk into a movie store and rent a little kids movie?! I THINK NOT!
InuYasha: why not you do it anyway?!
Author: SHUT UP!
Fluffy-sama: If I remember correctly, she rented many of those children's movies for you Hanyou.
Everyone except InuYasha: *snickering and laughing*
Author: Any who on with the show!
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*scene shows a baby faced sun rising and four colored things coming out of a hill*
A speaker rises from the field of flowers.
"Time for teletubbies. Time for teletubbies."
The purple one runs up to the hill
"Tinky-Winky!"
"Dipsy!" the green one said as it ran up to it's friend
"Laa-Laa" said the yellow on
"and Po!"
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"I still don't know how he does it!" said Miroku.
"Maybe his servants do it." Suggested Sango.
"Could be." Miroku replied. They were spending the day discussing how Sesshoumaru always gets out of the jams that the visitors got him into.
"I just don't understand! First the fake ears, then the incident with his tail, and now his clothes! It doesn't make sense!"
"We could always ask him."
"Yeah and get that cold stare back from him? No thank you!" just then Sango and Miroku heard a voice come from out of no where.
"It was a beautiful day in the tubbies field when all of a sudden Po discovered a hole under the hill. It was glowing."
"What the heack was that?" asked Miroku taking a fighting stance. Sango looked around and saw under a tree a glowing hole just like the one described.
"OH NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!" She screamed.
"Po called over the other teletubbies and they all went inside the hole."
"NO NO GO BACK! DON'T COME HERE!!!!!!" Sango screamed.
By this time everyone(Meaning InuYasha, Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Shippou, and Kaede) had come and joined the two.
"And so the teletubbies great adventures began in the land of the feudal era."
"WHO THE HECK IS SAYING THAT?!" yelled InuYasha.
"I'm the narrator. I translate what the tubbies are saying because they only speak tubbish."
"Where are you?" asked Shippou.
"I am everywhere. I see all and know all. Like I know Kagome's from another time, InuYasha loves Kagome, Miroku and Sango are in love, and that Shippou and Rin are best friends. Also that Sesshoumaru's servant, Jaken, is looking all over for him."
Everyone blushed at this of course, except Rin, Sesshoumaru, and Shippou.
Just then three creatures came out of the hole in the tree. The first and tallest was purple with a triangle antenna. The next was green with a straight antenna and he was the second tallest. The third tallest was yellow and had a curly antenna. The last and smallest was red and had a circle antenna.
"Ah-oh." Said the red one.
"What the heck are they?" asked Sesshoumaru. It was starting to get on his nerves that whenever someone came he got some sort of problem out of it.
"They are the teletubbies." Said the narrator and out of no where a flower speaker popped up.
"Time for teletubbie role call. Time for teletubbie role call."
"Tinky-winky" said the purple one.
"Dipsy" said the green one.
"Laa-Laa" said the yellow one.
"Po!" said the red one.
"Oh I've heard of them!" said Kagome "They're the teletubbies! They live under a mound in teletubbie land! They're another little kids show!"
"You mean you didn't watch this one?" asked Sango.
"Nope! To annoying. Even for me! Not even Souta watched it when he was little."
"I take that as an insult!"
"Sorry!"
"Your forgiven."
"Thank you!"
"Not a problem."
"Not this again" sighed Miroku.
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"Time for tubbie bye bye! Time for tubbie bye bye!"
"Why do you listen to a speaker in the shape of a flower?" asked Shippou.
"Ah-oh!" said Po. They had become fast friends through out the day.
"What did he say?"
"He said that since they are young they must do as the speaker says. Just like you and Rin do with Sesshoumaru and Kagome."
"Oh. OK!"
~ I would think that nothing bad has happened to me and never will but unlike last time I will not think to soon ~ thought Sesshoumaru. (A/N: Old dogs can be taught new tricks.)
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*the scene shows the four tubbies playing with Shippou and Rin while the adults watch all of a sudden Laa-Laa's stomach began to glow.*
"Ah-Oh" said all the tubbies.
*the picture on her stomach turned into a scene*
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"Pink pink pink" some little girls voice said as the color pink showed everywhere.
"Pink pink pink" she said again as pink balloons where floating over the sky.
"Pink pink pink" said the little girl as it showed some young girls in pink dresses.
"Pink pink pink" she said some more as two little boys played with a pink ball.
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"Yay!" all the tubbies said.
" 'gainy 'gain" said Laa-Laa
*the scene replays*
"PINK!" screamed Rin as she ran around collecting pink flowers and such.
"Yuck! Pink is such a bad color!" Said Sango. Right after that Sango was hit by a ton of pink paint. "WHAT THE HECK!!!"
"Po and I thought that since the girls on the show where wearing pink dresses that you might like yours to be pink."
"SHIPPOU! THIS STUFF WON'T COME OUT FOR A WHILE!" she screamed as she ran after him.
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Shippou looked over at Sango who was wearing her jump suit because her kimono was still stained. She still looked pissed.
She wasn't the only one of course. InuYasha was fuming. ~ If he was one of those cartoon characters that Kagome told me about he would have smoke coming out of his ears! ~
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"Stupid tubbie things. Ruin my plans of shard hunting." InuYasha mumbled to himself. "Stupid narrator to for blabbing that I love Kagome."
"What was that?"
"nothing for you to know!"
"You do realize that I am a narrator right?"
"Yeah so?!"
"Kagome will you tell him what sort of powers we have?"
"What oh sure!" Kagome said and she looked at InuYasha. " What ever a narrator says happens, happens! Like if he said you turned into a dog you really would."
"WHAT! WHY DO THEY GET THAT KIND OF POWER?!"
"They get to try out first then they get it. And it only works in their show. But seeing as that this is part of his show it works here as well."
"WHAT!"
"That's right so you shouldn't piss me off!"
"OH REALLY?! DO YOUR BEST!!!!"
" ok then I will! *cough cough*"
"What the HECK ARE YOU DOING!"
"Clearing my throat"
"Loser" InuYasha mumbled.
"Then all of a sudden InuYasha turned human even though it wasn't the new moon!"
"WHAT?!" Yelled a black haired InuYasha.
"HA HA HA! InuYasha's HUMAN!!" Laughed Shippou. He got a growl out of InuYasha.
"Umm Po." Shippou said to his friend who was laughing with him " RUN!!!" HE screamed as InuYasha started to chase them.
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InuYasha and the narrator yelled at each other for quite some time while the teletubbies played with the rest of the group, not including Sesshoumaru.
In the end InuYasha had turned into many species of monkey and stayed human for most of the day.
~ At least it all happened to him ~ Sesshoumaru thought as the yellow tubbie came over to him.
"Hu-hu?"
"What did you saything?!"
"She asked NICELY if she could come back and visit you!"
"NO! I am a demon lord! I DO NOT NEED A YELLOW THING FALLOWING ME AROUND!"
"You know Sesshoumaru your not a very nice person!" said the narrator as Laa-Laa ran off threw the whole crying.
"I don't need a narrator to tell me that."
"For your evil ways YOU Sesshoumaru will be turned into what you hate the most. Don't worry it will only be for a week!"
And with that the teletubbies disappeared.
"What was he talking about Sesshoumaru-sama?" Rin asked as she turned around to look at him. "SESSHOUMARU-SAMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
Sesshoumaru had basically been turned into an older looking, more stern looking, InuYasha. He had His ears still but his tail was gone. He also didn't have the markings on his face.
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!" InuYasha laughed.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" Yelled Sesshoumaru as he took after the madly laughing Hanyo.
"I kinda feel sorry for him." Said Kagome as everyone gave her an are-you- insane look.
"Well after all every time someone comes he always gets it!"
"Yes it is true." Said Kaede (A/N: I forgot about her! Lol)
"It's almost as if." Sango started.
"Some one's out to get him!" Miroku Finished for her as they all looked up toward the sky.
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Author: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
InuYasha: ARE YOU INSANE?!
Author: Maybe.
Fluffy-sama: IF YOU DO NOT TURN ME BACK HUMAN I WILL HURT YOU!!
Author: If you had said please I may have helped but now your gonna have to wait a week!
Rin: It's only a week Sesshoumaru-sama.
Author: Yes only a week! Now befor he kill me READ AND REVIEW!!!!!
*Camera pans out to show you that Wildmage is now running for her life from Sesshoumaru*
Rin: Any who.
Shippou: Wildmage has left us two in charge
InuYasha: WHAT?! WE ARE OLDER AND MORE RESPONSIBLE!
Shippou: Yeah right! YOU? MORE RESPONSILBE?!
*Camera once again pans out showing you that Shippou joins Wildmage while InuYasha joins his now hanyou brother*
Rin: Rin's never done this before.
Kagome: It's easy all you gotta do is read the cue cards.
*Rin looks at the cue cards that Kagome points to*
Rin: ohhhhhhhh. *cough cough* Next time it's Clifford the Big Red Dog voted for by CheweCooke.
Miroku: Yes well did anyone else notice that this went much longer than usual?
Sango: I did!
*camera fades to black as they continue their convo while Wildmage and Shippou are running from Sesshoumaru and InuYasha*
*up pops a sign saying.*
Sign: See that button at the bottom of the screen? Yeah? Well see you have to press it to review! Seriously you do!
*Wildmage thought that she might get chased so she thought ahead! She learns from the previous chapters! Lol*