Disclaimer: I don't own Clifford
InuYasha: And she don't own us either.
Author: Of course not
InuYasha: So there.
Author: Yep
Shippou: What's going on?
Author: Huh?
Kagome: You too aren't arguing
InuYasha: We have come to an agreement
Author: Yep.
Miroku: Oh no
Sango: We're doomed
Kagome and Shippou: Huh?
Miroku: Think about it
Sango: Those two working together?
*Camera shows InuYasha and Wildmage looking over a map of the world talking about some plans*
Kagome: Oh crap.
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"Are you ready for another adventure Clifford?" a blonde haired girl asked.
"RUFF!"
"I'll take that as a yes!" said the girl as she laughed.
"Ruff!"
"Ok here we go." And as they walked out of Clifford's big red dog house they got zapped by a fairy thingy. As they faded away the fairy zoomed up to the camera and winked as if to say "that's right I'm baaaaccckkkk."
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"Looks like his almighty sources didn't come through for him this time." Said Miroku to Sango.
Once again they were sitting in the forest talking about Sesshoumaru. They had kept tabs on him for 1 whole week after he had gotten turned into a hanyou but they never saw who had gotten him out of all the other problems.
"We shouldn't tease him." Said Sango. She still was forced to wear her jump suit because her kimono was still a nice bright shade a pink. She had forgiven Shippou, after all he was under the force of the evil tellitubbies.
"Really?" asked Miroku looking at her with a look on his face that said clearly 'what are you saying?'.
"But we can anyway!" she replied laughing out loud. Miroku soon joined in and neither of them saw Sesshoumaru coming in from behind.
"What is so funny humans?"
"What? Oh um."
"Nothing. It's a lowly human thing you wouldn't understand." Miroku said covering up for Sango.
"You do realize I can tell when you're lying right?"
"No I didn't." replied Miroku as Sango started looking for a way out of this.
"OH NO!" Sango said.
"What?" Both asked looking around. They where both worried about the same thing.
"I forgot that Miroku and I promised to play with Rin! Gotta run Sesshoumaru!" With that Sango grabbed Miroku and ran off to find Rin.
"Smooth thinking Sango."
"But of course."
"WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" They heard Rin scream.
"Oh no!" Sango said as she and Miroku ran off to find her.
When they found her she was riding a BIG red dog and she was with a blonde haired girl. Shippou was on the dogs head and Kagome was watching from the side lines.
"Ummm Is everything ok here?" asked Miroku putting his staff down back at his side.
'What? Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you guys that some more people had come! I had Rin send out Sesshoumaru to get you." Kagome said.
~ Uh-Oh ~ Thought Sango as she looked back and saw Sesshoumaru giving them that patented 'If Rin weren't here you would be so dead' look.
"Well then. I see we have only two this time." Said Miroku as he tried to change the subject.
"Yep. The blonde haired girl is Emily Elizabeth and the big red dog is Clifford."
"He's a freak if you ask me." Said InuYasha as he appeared out of no where.
"Grrrrrr." Clifford growled at InuYasha.
"Growl-ow" He said back.
"GROWL!" Sesshoumaru said to both.
"Umm what's going on?" asked Shippou.
"It appears Dog demons can talk to dogs." Sango said.
"What is Sesshoumaru-sama saying?" Rin asked.
"Nothing that you need to know." Sesshoumaru said looking at InuYasha with a glare. You could almost tell what was going on in his head.
~ You tell and I WILL kill you ~
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"Well Clifford I think It's time to go!"
"Rowro." Clifford said.
"Now if only we can find our way back." Said Emily Elizabeth as she, Rin, and Shippou looked for a way out.
~ Good their finally leaving ~ Sango thought as she sat as far away from Miroku as possible.
*-*-*-*- Flash Back -*-*-*-*
"Yeah!" Shippou said as he rode Clifford around.
"Oh no Clifford!" Emily Elizabeth said " You got all dirty! We just got finished washing you at home!"
"Rin has an Idea" Rin said "We can clean Clifford off at the hot springs!"
"Ok!"
~ Yeah ~ Thought Sango. She was the one who was left in charge of the kids and she had to stick with them wherever they went. So off to the Hot springs she went.
"Here we are!" Shippou said. He and Rin jumped right in and Emily Elizabeth got up on Clifford.
"OK! Hop in Clifford!"
*SPLASH!!!*
"OH NO!!!" Sango yelled. She had gotten drenched by the wave that had come from a HUGE dog jumping into the hot spring.
"WHAT?! WHAT IS IT!" Shouted Miroku, Kagome, and InuYasha as the rushed over to the hot springs.
"My jump suits drenched and I can't change into my Kimono cause it's still pink!"
"Don't worry Sango. You can wear my spare clothes. You two stay here and watch the kids. Come on Sango."
*-*-*-*- End of Flash Back -*-*-*-*
~ If he tries to touch me one more time I'll whack him sooooo hard ~ Sango thought.
Unfortunately for her the only spare clothing Kagome had was a denim jean skirt that went up to roughly where Kagome's school skirt went to. Except hers had a slit in the side. It was held up by a white belt that came down the side with beads. Her top showed off just as much skin. It was a black tank top with a white kitten in a red dress on it. Under the kitten it said 'Hello Kitty'.
From the moment Miroku saw Sango in it he had said "HELLLLOOOOO KITTY!!" whenever she came into his site. And then he would grope her. In her normal clothing it was bad enough but in the super short skirt and sleeveless top it was almost unbearable! (A/N: Notice how she thinks ALMOST! Lol MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
~ At least it will be over when my clothes have all dried. ~ she thought ~ And at least he got his comeuppance ~ she grinned reliving the scene.
*-*-*-*- Flash Back -*-*-*-*
"Fetch!" Rin yelled out as she threw a stick.
"Ruff ruff!" Clifford said as he ran after it.
~ My head still hurts ~ Thought Miroku. It was now his turn to watch the kids and he had a major head ache from all that hitting Sango had done to him. ~ But it was worth it ~ He thought with a smile.
"Oh no Clifford! You broke the stick!" Shippou said.
"Here we can use this one!" Emily Elizabeth said as she grabbed Miroku's Staff.
"What? NO!!!" Miroku yelled as Shippou threw it.
*-*-*-*- End Flash Back -*-*-*-*
Sango giggled a bit as she looked over at Miroku as he held his staff tightly. It now had teeth marks on it.
Of course when Miroku saw Sango looking over at him he just had to come over and talk to her. Of course his way of talking isn't exactly the talking you might think.
He walked right p next to her, which totally freaked her out. He leaned in close and whispered in her ear.
"Hello Kitty"
and then groped her.
*SMACK* *WAP* *THUD* CRASH*
And with that Sango was dusting off her hands and Miroku was flying through the air.
"Stupid Hoshi." Said Sesshoumaru. He had stayed away from the group so as not to have anything happen to him but he was forced by Rin to see them off.
If they could find a way home.
"Hey what's that?" said Emily Elizabeth.
A little fairy had zoomed past them and landed on Clifford's head.
"Hey isn't that the fairy who." Rin started.
"YEP!" Shippou said as he ran over to the fairy. "Excuse me Miss Fairy?"
The fairy flew down and hovered right in front off Shippou.
"Can you zap our friends back home? PLEASE!!!"
The fairy hovered for a while and then nodded.
"Thank you!" said Emily Elizabeth as she hopped onto Clifford.
The fairy started to do her fairy thing but Sesshoumaru noticed Rin was standing to close. He ran right up to get her but the fairy had finished her thing. Luckily they had gotten out in time for nothing bad to happen. (A/N: That's what he thinks! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! Lol I really like laughing evilly!)
"Oppsies! Sorry Sesshoumaru-sama. I forgot to move." Rin said as she turned around to give Sesshoumaru a hug. But she stopped dead in her tracks. "Sesshoumaru! What happened?!"
"What are you talking about Rin?"
"Your hair!"
Sesshoumaru turned around to see everyone else (except Rin) snickering and giggling at his expense. He then lept up and went to the nearest hot spring to see his reflection.
*Thunderous blasting*
And he didn't like what he saw.
His hair had been turned the red color off the dog that had just left.
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"Clifford! What happened?!" Emily Elizabeth yelled.
"Rowr rowr?"
"Your now Clifford the big SILVER dog!"
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~ Uh-Oh ~ Thought the fairy from the side lines. ~ It's gonna take me hours to straighten this out! ~
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Author: So whatch'ya think?
Kagome: It was great! And Sango may I say you look great in those clothes? Back in my time you would have all the guys drooling!
Sango: *blushes* Thanks Kagome.
Author: You don't need to go to the future to have men drooling over you Sango.
Sango: Huh?
Author: *points to Miroku* Take a look.
*camera shows Miroku staring at Sango and drooling*
*THUD*
Sango: PERVERT!
Miroku: How come when Kagome says you look good she doesn't get hit but when I do something to show my appreciation you hit me?
Author: May I field this one Sango.
*Camera shows a fuming Sango nod her head*
Author: First off you 'show your appreciation' in really perverted ways and second of all when a girl compliments a girl it's perfectly fine!
InuYasha: *from off stage* Wildmage I've got the explosives!
Author: *Yells back* Coming! *looks at camera* Please read and review! *looks at Kagome* Don't worry! He won't get killed. *Runs off stage*
Kagome: WILDMAGE COME BACK HERE! *Runs after her*
Sango: *Sigh* This is gonna give me a head ache.
Miroku: Well then let me give you a message to take some of the pain away!
Sango: Why you PERVERT! *runs after Miroku*
*All that's left it Sesshoumaru, Shippou, and Rin. Rin and Shippou are asleep*
Sesshoumaru: *looks at camera*
*Off stage* JUST ANOUNCE THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Sesshoumaru: I will not lower myself too.
*Wildmage yells from Off stage in a VERY angry voice* JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! OR ELSE I'LL MAKE WHATEVER HAPPENS TO YOU NEXT 100 TIMES WORSE!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Fine fine fine. Next it is Dora the Explorer voted for by many people but voted for first by Boo Hoo. Now get a life you pathetic readers.
*Off Stage* DON'T TAKE THAT PERSONALLY! IT IS SESSHOUMARU AFTER ALL! I SWEAR HE WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! SESSHOUMARU I'M GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH YOU AS SOON AS I'M DONE!!!!
*Walks on stage with an explosive in hand* And for all you people who wanna see what Sango and her outfit look like I can send you a pic if you e-mail me. Ok? OK! Lol now I gotta get back to this *shows camera explosive then walks off stage*
InuYasha: And she don't own us either.
Author: Of course not
InuYasha: So there.
Author: Yep
Shippou: What's going on?
Author: Huh?
Kagome: You too aren't arguing
InuYasha: We have come to an agreement
Author: Yep.
Miroku: Oh no
Sango: We're doomed
Kagome and Shippou: Huh?
Miroku: Think about it
Sango: Those two working together?
*Camera shows InuYasha and Wildmage looking over a map of the world talking about some plans*
Kagome: Oh crap.
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"Are you ready for another adventure Clifford?" a blonde haired girl asked.
"RUFF!"
"I'll take that as a yes!" said the girl as she laughed.
"Ruff!"
"Ok here we go." And as they walked out of Clifford's big red dog house they got zapped by a fairy thingy. As they faded away the fairy zoomed up to the camera and winked as if to say "that's right I'm baaaaccckkkk."
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"Looks like his almighty sources didn't come through for him this time." Said Miroku to Sango.
Once again they were sitting in the forest talking about Sesshoumaru. They had kept tabs on him for 1 whole week after he had gotten turned into a hanyou but they never saw who had gotten him out of all the other problems.
"We shouldn't tease him." Said Sango. She still was forced to wear her jump suit because her kimono was still a nice bright shade a pink. She had forgiven Shippou, after all he was under the force of the evil tellitubbies.
"Really?" asked Miroku looking at her with a look on his face that said clearly 'what are you saying?'.
"But we can anyway!" she replied laughing out loud. Miroku soon joined in and neither of them saw Sesshoumaru coming in from behind.
"What is so funny humans?"
"What? Oh um."
"Nothing. It's a lowly human thing you wouldn't understand." Miroku said covering up for Sango.
"You do realize I can tell when you're lying right?"
"No I didn't." replied Miroku as Sango started looking for a way out of this.
"OH NO!" Sango said.
"What?" Both asked looking around. They where both worried about the same thing.
"I forgot that Miroku and I promised to play with Rin! Gotta run Sesshoumaru!" With that Sango grabbed Miroku and ran off to find Rin.
"Smooth thinking Sango."
"But of course."
"WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" They heard Rin scream.
"Oh no!" Sango said as she and Miroku ran off to find her.
When they found her she was riding a BIG red dog and she was with a blonde haired girl. Shippou was on the dogs head and Kagome was watching from the side lines.
"Ummm Is everything ok here?" asked Miroku putting his staff down back at his side.
'What? Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you guys that some more people had come! I had Rin send out Sesshoumaru to get you." Kagome said.
~ Uh-Oh ~ Thought Sango as she looked back and saw Sesshoumaru giving them that patented 'If Rin weren't here you would be so dead' look.
"Well then. I see we have only two this time." Said Miroku as he tried to change the subject.
"Yep. The blonde haired girl is Emily Elizabeth and the big red dog is Clifford."
"He's a freak if you ask me." Said InuYasha as he appeared out of no where.
"Grrrrrr." Clifford growled at InuYasha.
"Growl-ow" He said back.
"GROWL!" Sesshoumaru said to both.
"Umm what's going on?" asked Shippou.
"It appears Dog demons can talk to dogs." Sango said.
"What is Sesshoumaru-sama saying?" Rin asked.
"Nothing that you need to know." Sesshoumaru said looking at InuYasha with a glare. You could almost tell what was going on in his head.
~ You tell and I WILL kill you ~
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"Well Clifford I think It's time to go!"
"Rowro." Clifford said.
"Now if only we can find our way back." Said Emily Elizabeth as she, Rin, and Shippou looked for a way out.
~ Good their finally leaving ~ Sango thought as she sat as far away from Miroku as possible.
*-*-*-*- Flash Back -*-*-*-*
"Yeah!" Shippou said as he rode Clifford around.
"Oh no Clifford!" Emily Elizabeth said " You got all dirty! We just got finished washing you at home!"
"Rin has an Idea" Rin said "We can clean Clifford off at the hot springs!"
"Ok!"
~ Yeah ~ Thought Sango. She was the one who was left in charge of the kids and she had to stick with them wherever they went. So off to the Hot springs she went.
"Here we are!" Shippou said. He and Rin jumped right in and Emily Elizabeth got up on Clifford.
"OK! Hop in Clifford!"
*SPLASH!!!*
"OH NO!!!" Sango yelled. She had gotten drenched by the wave that had come from a HUGE dog jumping into the hot spring.
"WHAT?! WHAT IS IT!" Shouted Miroku, Kagome, and InuYasha as the rushed over to the hot springs.
"My jump suits drenched and I can't change into my Kimono cause it's still pink!"
"Don't worry Sango. You can wear my spare clothes. You two stay here and watch the kids. Come on Sango."
*-*-*-*- End of Flash Back -*-*-*-*
~ If he tries to touch me one more time I'll whack him sooooo hard ~ Sango thought.
Unfortunately for her the only spare clothing Kagome had was a denim jean skirt that went up to roughly where Kagome's school skirt went to. Except hers had a slit in the side. It was held up by a white belt that came down the side with beads. Her top showed off just as much skin. It was a black tank top with a white kitten in a red dress on it. Under the kitten it said 'Hello Kitty'.
From the moment Miroku saw Sango in it he had said "HELLLLOOOOO KITTY!!" whenever she came into his site. And then he would grope her. In her normal clothing it was bad enough but in the super short skirt and sleeveless top it was almost unbearable! (A/N: Notice how she thinks ALMOST! Lol MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
~ At least it will be over when my clothes have all dried. ~ she thought ~ And at least he got his comeuppance ~ she grinned reliving the scene.
*-*-*-*- Flash Back -*-*-*-*
"Fetch!" Rin yelled out as she threw a stick.
"Ruff ruff!" Clifford said as he ran after it.
~ My head still hurts ~ Thought Miroku. It was now his turn to watch the kids and he had a major head ache from all that hitting Sango had done to him. ~ But it was worth it ~ He thought with a smile.
"Oh no Clifford! You broke the stick!" Shippou said.
"Here we can use this one!" Emily Elizabeth said as she grabbed Miroku's Staff.
"What? NO!!!" Miroku yelled as Shippou threw it.
*-*-*-*- End Flash Back -*-*-*-*
Sango giggled a bit as she looked over at Miroku as he held his staff tightly. It now had teeth marks on it.
Of course when Miroku saw Sango looking over at him he just had to come over and talk to her. Of course his way of talking isn't exactly the talking you might think.
He walked right p next to her, which totally freaked her out. He leaned in close and whispered in her ear.
"Hello Kitty"
and then groped her.
*SMACK* *WAP* *THUD* CRASH*
And with that Sango was dusting off her hands and Miroku was flying through the air.
"Stupid Hoshi." Said Sesshoumaru. He had stayed away from the group so as not to have anything happen to him but he was forced by Rin to see them off.
If they could find a way home.
"Hey what's that?" said Emily Elizabeth.
A little fairy had zoomed past them and landed on Clifford's head.
"Hey isn't that the fairy who." Rin started.
"YEP!" Shippou said as he ran over to the fairy. "Excuse me Miss Fairy?"
The fairy flew down and hovered right in front off Shippou.
"Can you zap our friends back home? PLEASE!!!"
The fairy hovered for a while and then nodded.
"Thank you!" said Emily Elizabeth as she hopped onto Clifford.
The fairy started to do her fairy thing but Sesshoumaru noticed Rin was standing to close. He ran right up to get her but the fairy had finished her thing. Luckily they had gotten out in time for nothing bad to happen. (A/N: That's what he thinks! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! Lol I really like laughing evilly!)
"Oppsies! Sorry Sesshoumaru-sama. I forgot to move." Rin said as she turned around to give Sesshoumaru a hug. But she stopped dead in her tracks. "Sesshoumaru! What happened?!"
"What are you talking about Rin?"
"Your hair!"
Sesshoumaru turned around to see everyone else (except Rin) snickering and giggling at his expense. He then lept up and went to the nearest hot spring to see his reflection.
*Thunderous blasting*
And he didn't like what he saw.
His hair had been turned the red color off the dog that had just left.
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"Clifford! What happened?!" Emily Elizabeth yelled.
"Rowr rowr?"
"Your now Clifford the big SILVER dog!"
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~ Uh-Oh ~ Thought the fairy from the side lines. ~ It's gonna take me hours to straighten this out! ~
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Author: So whatch'ya think?
Kagome: It was great! And Sango may I say you look great in those clothes? Back in my time you would have all the guys drooling!
Sango: *blushes* Thanks Kagome.
Author: You don't need to go to the future to have men drooling over you Sango.
Sango: Huh?
Author: *points to Miroku* Take a look.
*camera shows Miroku staring at Sango and drooling*
*THUD*
Sango: PERVERT!
Miroku: How come when Kagome says you look good she doesn't get hit but when I do something to show my appreciation you hit me?
Author: May I field this one Sango.
*Camera shows a fuming Sango nod her head*
Author: First off you 'show your appreciation' in really perverted ways and second of all when a girl compliments a girl it's perfectly fine!
InuYasha: *from off stage* Wildmage I've got the explosives!
Author: *Yells back* Coming! *looks at camera* Please read and review! *looks at Kagome* Don't worry! He won't get killed. *Runs off stage*
Kagome: WILDMAGE COME BACK HERE! *Runs after her*
Sango: *Sigh* This is gonna give me a head ache.
Miroku: Well then let me give you a message to take some of the pain away!
Sango: Why you PERVERT! *runs after Miroku*
*All that's left it Sesshoumaru, Shippou, and Rin. Rin and Shippou are asleep*
Sesshoumaru: *looks at camera*
*Off stage* JUST ANOUNCE THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Sesshoumaru: I will not lower myself too.
*Wildmage yells from Off stage in a VERY angry voice* JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! OR ELSE I'LL MAKE WHATEVER HAPPENS TO YOU NEXT 100 TIMES WORSE!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Fine fine fine. Next it is Dora the Explorer voted for by many people but voted for first by Boo Hoo. Now get a life you pathetic readers.
*Off Stage* DON'T TAKE THAT PERSONALLY! IT IS SESSHOUMARU AFTER ALL! I SWEAR HE WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! SESSHOUMARU I'M GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH YOU AS SOON AS I'M DONE!!!!
*Walks on stage with an explosive in hand* And for all you people who wanna see what Sango and her outfit look like I can send you a pic if you e-mail me. Ok? OK! Lol now I gotta get back to this *shows camera explosive then walks off stage*