Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or My Neighbor Totoro.
InuYasha: I think we took care of them pretty well.
Author: Yep!
*camera shows everyone tied up except for yours truly and InuYasha*
InuYasha: It seems we do have some friends out there! Lol EVERYONE came to help! We had a HUGE army!
Author: Yeppers! But now to get to seriousness.. My Neighbor Totoro had a lot more then Oswald for some odd and unexplainable reason. I'm assuming it's because little kids don't make WebPages where as the general audience for this movie does.
InuYasha: Whatever
Author: You watch it! We've been losing reviewers because of you!
InuYasha: Are you sure it's not because you haven't written in oh I don't know, 2 MONTHS!
Author: Actually it may have been more I really can't remember.
InuYasha: *sigh* you're hopless.
Author: YEP! Now... ON TO WORLD DOMINATION!!!
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"Mei we can't go see Totoro right now." Said an eleven year old girl in a yellow sun dress. (a/n: in a pic I saw of her that's what she was wearing so there)
"But Satsuki." a 5 year old Mei replied as she wandered away towards the tree hole of there spirit friend.
"But nothing. We have to find flowers for mommy and we have to stay inside the yard to do it! Daddy doesn't want us wandering off again."
"hmhp" Mei said as her sister turned around. "I'll only play with him alittle bit!" she yelled as she ran off toward the hole.
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"Ahhhhhh two whole glorious months without interuption." Sango said as she sat down next to an old tree. The very same one the Teletubbies had come through.
"Yeah." Miroku said as he closed his eyes to picture Sango in her Hello Kitty outfit.
"Right through here." Said a strange voice.
"Right through here where?" Sango asked Miroku.
"You mean you didn't say that?!" He said as his eyes snapped open.
"Oh no! You don't think.."
"See Satsuki! I told you it was here!" said a young girl with light brown pigtales as she came out of the tree.
"Mei get back here!!" said the elder girl as she walked through.
The two girls looked at the two adults. They all blinked.
*camera shows the top of the forest and then all of a sudden you hear two voices scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as the birdies fly away*
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"So let me get this straight. Your looking for your friend. Totoro."
The girls nodded.
"And he can only be seen by children."
Once again they nodded.
"I think we should help them InuYasha." Stated Kagome as she turned around to look at the rest of the group.
"HOW THE HE..I mean HECK!" InuYasha quickly changed his wording as he saw that Rin was near by. "ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF WE CAN'T SEE HIM!!!!!"
"Well.umm."
"We can help!" Shippou said.
"Yeah! Rin and Shippou are kids! We can help!" Rain exclaimed standing next to Shippou.
"No Rin."
Every one, and I mean EVERYONE, turned around and looked at Sesshoumaru. He NEVER said no to Rin unless it was for her own good.
"But Sesshoumaru-sama."
"I have come to the conclusion that these.beings.are dangerous. What ever dimension they come from can't be any good for you."
"But."
"Rin."
"But."
"Rin."
"butsesshoumarusamarinwantstohelpoutsobadandrinwillhaveyoutheretoprotecthera ndandand" Rin took a deep breath "RINWANTSTOSTAYWITHSHIPPOUANDHISFRIENDS!!!!!"
She stood gasping for air and looked at him with the biggest, cutest, puppy dog eyes ever seen on this or any other planet.
Needless to say Sesshoumaru had nothing else to say but yes.
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"It was nice to meet you Totoro. Please come back again." Kagome said to thin air. She had no idea where to look so she was counting on the kids to help her.
But right now the children where giggling.
"what's so funny?" Kagome asked.
"You're not talking in the right direction. Turn to your left." InuYasha said from his tree as he pouted.
"oh. Sorry Totoro. Well as I was saying please come back again." Kagome said as she bowed.
~ Stupid thing. Had to bring up stupid stuff. ~ InuYasha thought as he saw exactly what the children where seeing.
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"So what does this stupid thing look like?" Asked InuYasha as he walked ahead of the group.
"First of all, HE is NOT stupid. Second of all, HE is brown." Satsuki stated from her position on Kirara's back.
"Yeah and he has pointy ears like this!" said Mei as she help up her ears next to her head.
"And he has whiskers like this." Satsuki demonstrated by holding up her hand next to her cheeks.
"And he has a white-ish belly and a tail!" said Mei.
"So kinda like that thing over there" InuYasha said as he pointed across the field.
"THAT'S HIM! TOTORO! OVER HERE TOTORO!!!!" (can totoro talk? Well he can now! Lol)
"Hello children." He said as he appeared next to them.
"Guess what Totoro! Doggy-boy can see you!" (A/N: lol ahh the great times when I can use insults from one of my other fanfics! Lol that ones from RtL)
"My name is InuYasha! Use it kid!"
"Really you can see me Dog-boy?"
"INUYASHA!!!"
"Why are you yelling InuYasha?" Kagome asked not being able to hear Totoro.
"Because the stupid mutant rabbit thing is calling me dog-boy"
"I knew my HALF-brother was immature but this is now proving what I have always suspected. He is in fact, infantile."
"I HEARD THAT SESSHOUMARU!!!!"
"But that doesn't explain why you can see me dog-boy."
"INUYASHA!!!!"
"I may have an explanation for this." Miroku said.
+=+=+=+= Five Min. later +=+=+=+=+=
Everyone's sitting around and looking at Miroku expecting a very serious statement to come out of his mouth.
"*cough cough* I believe that InuYasha's mind, is in fact, confused on it's age group."
"WHAT!!!!" InuYasha said standing up and getting ready to strangle the monk.
"Hear me out hear me out. You are part human part demon." Miroku stated as he backed away form InuYasha " In human years you would be very old but in demon years you would be very young. There for your body is seen as a teenager. But your mind is still finding it's place in growth. Therefore it can see both the innocence of young and the wisdom of the aged."
"If only it could get through his block head." Shippou mumbled.
"I HEAD THAT TWERP!!!" InuYasha yelled as started to chace him.
"That would explain things." Kagome said not even watching the two.
"Shouldn't we do something?" Mei and Satsuki asked Rin.
"Nope! Shippou's very good at this. Watch."
"KAGOME!! HE'S HURTING ME!!!"
"INUYASHA SIT!!!!!!!!"
*THUD*
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"Stupid brat. Stupid Monk. Stupid mutant goat thing." InuYasha mumbled.
+=+= Down in the field +=+=
"How are you guys gonna get home?" Rin asked the girls and Totoro.
"We're gonna take the Neko bus." Satsuki said matter of factly.
"What's that?"
+=+= By Miroku and Sango +=+=
"Why?! WHY DID WE HAVE TO HAVE MORE!!!" Sango asked Miroku as she clung to Kirara with all her might.
"Shh shh shh. It's ok Sango they'll be gone soon." He said in a soft voice as his hand slowly crept closer and closer to its target.
=+=+ Flash back =+=+
"remind me again WHY we agreed to watch the kids?" Sango asked Miroku from a safe distance.
"Because if we didn't allow Kagome time to cool InuYasha down he would have killed Totoro. And then me!"
"And that would be a bad thing how?"
"My dear Sango I'm hurt! How could you imagine a life without me?"
"Very easily."
*rub rub*
*smack wap*
"Kids don't stray off to far!" Sango said as she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Miroku!" She yelled as she turned around. But nothing was there.
"Totoro if that's you stop it now!" She yelled.
"Totoro's over here with us Sango!" Shippou Yelled back to her as he sat in the circle of girls.
She felt another tap on her shoulder but this time she also felt a tap on her leg.
"If it's not Totoro them." she stopped and she felt two things. One on each shoulder. "AHH!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!"
"Sango don't hurt them! It's only Chibi Totoro and Chu Totoro!" Mei yelled as she ran over.
"GET 'EM OFF! GET 'EM OFF!!!" She yelled over and over again as she tried to hit some invisible force. Suddenly she was on her back pinned to the ground by two things. This time she could see them.
*WAP THUD SLAM SMACK POW*
And that's how man learned to fly.
=+=+ End of Flash Back =+=+
"They'll all be gone soon." Miroku said as he patted Sango on the back. Unfortunately it was a bit to low.
*WHAM POW WAP SMACK THUD*
+=+= In the heaven's =+=+
Time looked at Destiny.
"Tell me again why man has flowed twice in one day but is not meant to fly at all."
=+=+ Back on earth =+=+
"Come one Totoro. Call the Neko Bus so we can go home. We have plenty of flowers for mother." Satsuki said as she said goodbye to everyone.
InuYasha was in the tree, Kagome near the tree, Miroku in space, Sango was sitting near Kagome, and Sesshoumaru was standing near Rin to protect her.
All of a sudden there was a small gust of wind..
And Sesshoumaru was on his back as if some invisible force was holding him down.
The two girls took a step toward him and stepped on an invisible step and soon disappeared on Sesshoumaru's back.
They took off and left the feudal era behind.
Sesshoumaru however had a nice reminder of them on his back. Four big paw prints that not only left a mark on his clothing but on his back in purple bruises. His nose was also broken and his hair was so messed up it was worse than InuYasha's.
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Author: So we dominated the world but we were forced to give it up.
InuYasha: Yeah the higher ups didn't like it that we had control over everything.
Author: You won't remember any of it cause they had to erase everyone's memory.
InuYasha: Only reason we remember is cause we are the ones who did it.
Author: It was nice to be in control.
InuYasha: Yeah.
Author: Any who.
Next up is Rugrats voted for by many. Agreed on by kewwwl nuuute.
For oswald to happen we need more information in the next 2 chapters or else we will skip it.
InuYasha: Yeah.
Author: Think we should let the hostages go?
InuYasha: *looks at the fumeing Sesshoumaru* no.
Author: I'll get the sleeping gas. You say the lines. *walks off*
InuYasha: We are currently have a buy one get one sale. You buy one explosive you get a second one free. *whispers* or you can join allegence with us and try to take over the world again. It's really simple once you learn how.
*cough cough*
Anyway please review.
InuYasha: I think we took care of them pretty well.
Author: Yep!
*camera shows everyone tied up except for yours truly and InuYasha*
InuYasha: It seems we do have some friends out there! Lol EVERYONE came to help! We had a HUGE army!
Author: Yeppers! But now to get to seriousness.. My Neighbor Totoro had a lot more then Oswald for some odd and unexplainable reason. I'm assuming it's because little kids don't make WebPages where as the general audience for this movie does.
InuYasha: Whatever
Author: You watch it! We've been losing reviewers because of you!
InuYasha: Are you sure it's not because you haven't written in oh I don't know, 2 MONTHS!
Author: Actually it may have been more I really can't remember.
InuYasha: *sigh* you're hopless.
Author: YEP! Now... ON TO WORLD DOMINATION!!!
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"Mei we can't go see Totoro right now." Said an eleven year old girl in a yellow sun dress. (a/n: in a pic I saw of her that's what she was wearing so there)
"But Satsuki." a 5 year old Mei replied as she wandered away towards the tree hole of there spirit friend.
"But nothing. We have to find flowers for mommy and we have to stay inside the yard to do it! Daddy doesn't want us wandering off again."
"hmhp" Mei said as her sister turned around. "I'll only play with him alittle bit!" she yelled as she ran off toward the hole.
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"Ahhhhhh two whole glorious months without interuption." Sango said as she sat down next to an old tree. The very same one the Teletubbies had come through.
"Yeah." Miroku said as he closed his eyes to picture Sango in her Hello Kitty outfit.
"Right through here." Said a strange voice.
"Right through here where?" Sango asked Miroku.
"You mean you didn't say that?!" He said as his eyes snapped open.
"Oh no! You don't think.."
"See Satsuki! I told you it was here!" said a young girl with light brown pigtales as she came out of the tree.
"Mei get back here!!" said the elder girl as she walked through.
The two girls looked at the two adults. They all blinked.
*camera shows the top of the forest and then all of a sudden you hear two voices scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as the birdies fly away*
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"So let me get this straight. Your looking for your friend. Totoro."
The girls nodded.
"And he can only be seen by children."
Once again they nodded.
"I think we should help them InuYasha." Stated Kagome as she turned around to look at the rest of the group.
"HOW THE HE..I mean HECK!" InuYasha quickly changed his wording as he saw that Rin was near by. "ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF WE CAN'T SEE HIM!!!!!"
"Well.umm."
"We can help!" Shippou said.
"Yeah! Rin and Shippou are kids! We can help!" Rain exclaimed standing next to Shippou.
"No Rin."
Every one, and I mean EVERYONE, turned around and looked at Sesshoumaru. He NEVER said no to Rin unless it was for her own good.
"But Sesshoumaru-sama."
"I have come to the conclusion that these.beings.are dangerous. What ever dimension they come from can't be any good for you."
"But."
"Rin."
"But."
"Rin."
"butsesshoumarusamarinwantstohelpoutsobadandrinwillhaveyoutheretoprotecthera ndandand" Rin took a deep breath "RINWANTSTOSTAYWITHSHIPPOUANDHISFRIENDS!!!!!"
She stood gasping for air and looked at him with the biggest, cutest, puppy dog eyes ever seen on this or any other planet.
Needless to say Sesshoumaru had nothing else to say but yes.
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"It was nice to meet you Totoro. Please come back again." Kagome said to thin air. She had no idea where to look so she was counting on the kids to help her.
But right now the children where giggling.
"what's so funny?" Kagome asked.
"You're not talking in the right direction. Turn to your left." InuYasha said from his tree as he pouted.
"oh. Sorry Totoro. Well as I was saying please come back again." Kagome said as she bowed.
~ Stupid thing. Had to bring up stupid stuff. ~ InuYasha thought as he saw exactly what the children where seeing.
+=+=+=+= Flash Back +=+=+=+=+=
"So what does this stupid thing look like?" Asked InuYasha as he walked ahead of the group.
"First of all, HE is NOT stupid. Second of all, HE is brown." Satsuki stated from her position on Kirara's back.
"Yeah and he has pointy ears like this!" said Mei as she help up her ears next to her head.
"And he has whiskers like this." Satsuki demonstrated by holding up her hand next to her cheeks.
"And he has a white-ish belly and a tail!" said Mei.
"So kinda like that thing over there" InuYasha said as he pointed across the field.
"THAT'S HIM! TOTORO! OVER HERE TOTORO!!!!" (can totoro talk? Well he can now! Lol)
"Hello children." He said as he appeared next to them.
"Guess what Totoro! Doggy-boy can see you!" (A/N: lol ahh the great times when I can use insults from one of my other fanfics! Lol that ones from RtL)
"My name is InuYasha! Use it kid!"
"Really you can see me Dog-boy?"
"INUYASHA!!!"
"Why are you yelling InuYasha?" Kagome asked not being able to hear Totoro.
"Because the stupid mutant rabbit thing is calling me dog-boy"
"I knew my HALF-brother was immature but this is now proving what I have always suspected. He is in fact, infantile."
"I HEARD THAT SESSHOUMARU!!!!"
"But that doesn't explain why you can see me dog-boy."
"INUYASHA!!!!"
"I may have an explanation for this." Miroku said.
+=+=+=+= Five Min. later +=+=+=+=+=
Everyone's sitting around and looking at Miroku expecting a very serious statement to come out of his mouth.
"*cough cough* I believe that InuYasha's mind, is in fact, confused on it's age group."
"WHAT!!!!" InuYasha said standing up and getting ready to strangle the monk.
"Hear me out hear me out. You are part human part demon." Miroku stated as he backed away form InuYasha " In human years you would be very old but in demon years you would be very young. There for your body is seen as a teenager. But your mind is still finding it's place in growth. Therefore it can see both the innocence of young and the wisdom of the aged."
"If only it could get through his block head." Shippou mumbled.
"I HEAD THAT TWERP!!!" InuYasha yelled as started to chace him.
"That would explain things." Kagome said not even watching the two.
"Shouldn't we do something?" Mei and Satsuki asked Rin.
"Nope! Shippou's very good at this. Watch."
"KAGOME!! HE'S HURTING ME!!!"
"INUYASHA SIT!!!!!!!!"
*THUD*
+=+=+=+=+= End Flash Back +=+=+=+=+
"Stupid brat. Stupid Monk. Stupid mutant goat thing." InuYasha mumbled.
+=+= Down in the field +=+=
"How are you guys gonna get home?" Rin asked the girls and Totoro.
"We're gonna take the Neko bus." Satsuki said matter of factly.
"What's that?"
+=+= By Miroku and Sango +=+=
"Why?! WHY DID WE HAVE TO HAVE MORE!!!" Sango asked Miroku as she clung to Kirara with all her might.
"Shh shh shh. It's ok Sango they'll be gone soon." He said in a soft voice as his hand slowly crept closer and closer to its target.
=+=+ Flash back =+=+
"remind me again WHY we agreed to watch the kids?" Sango asked Miroku from a safe distance.
"Because if we didn't allow Kagome time to cool InuYasha down he would have killed Totoro. And then me!"
"And that would be a bad thing how?"
"My dear Sango I'm hurt! How could you imagine a life without me?"
"Very easily."
*rub rub*
*smack wap*
"Kids don't stray off to far!" Sango said as she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Miroku!" She yelled as she turned around. But nothing was there.
"Totoro if that's you stop it now!" She yelled.
"Totoro's over here with us Sango!" Shippou Yelled back to her as he sat in the circle of girls.
She felt another tap on her shoulder but this time she also felt a tap on her leg.
"If it's not Totoro them." she stopped and she felt two things. One on each shoulder. "AHH!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!"
"Sango don't hurt them! It's only Chibi Totoro and Chu Totoro!" Mei yelled as she ran over.
"GET 'EM OFF! GET 'EM OFF!!!" She yelled over and over again as she tried to hit some invisible force. Suddenly she was on her back pinned to the ground by two things. This time she could see them.
*WAP THUD SLAM SMACK POW*
And that's how man learned to fly.
=+=+ End of Flash Back =+=+
"They'll all be gone soon." Miroku said as he patted Sango on the back. Unfortunately it was a bit to low.
*WHAM POW WAP SMACK THUD*
+=+= In the heaven's =+=+
Time looked at Destiny.
"Tell me again why man has flowed twice in one day but is not meant to fly at all."
=+=+ Back on earth =+=+
"Come one Totoro. Call the Neko Bus so we can go home. We have plenty of flowers for mother." Satsuki said as she said goodbye to everyone.
InuYasha was in the tree, Kagome near the tree, Miroku in space, Sango was sitting near Kagome, and Sesshoumaru was standing near Rin to protect her.
All of a sudden there was a small gust of wind..
And Sesshoumaru was on his back as if some invisible force was holding him down.
The two girls took a step toward him and stepped on an invisible step and soon disappeared on Sesshoumaru's back.
They took off and left the feudal era behind.
Sesshoumaru however had a nice reminder of them on his back. Four big paw prints that not only left a mark on his clothing but on his back in purple bruises. His nose was also broken and his hair was so messed up it was worse than InuYasha's.
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Author: So we dominated the world but we were forced to give it up.
InuYasha: Yeah the higher ups didn't like it that we had control over everything.
Author: You won't remember any of it cause they had to erase everyone's memory.
InuYasha: Only reason we remember is cause we are the ones who did it.
Author: It was nice to be in control.
InuYasha: Yeah.
Author: Any who.
Next up is Rugrats voted for by many. Agreed on by kewwwl nuuute.
For oswald to happen we need more information in the next 2 chapters or else we will skip it.
InuYasha: Yeah.
Author: Think we should let the hostages go?
InuYasha: *looks at the fumeing Sesshoumaru* no.
Author: I'll get the sleeping gas. You say the lines. *walks off*
InuYasha: We are currently have a buy one get one sale. You buy one explosive you get a second one free. *whispers* or you can join allegence with us and try to take over the world again. It's really simple once you learn how.
*cough cough*
Anyway please review.