Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the rugrats.
InuYasha: And she don't own us.
Author: Yep.
*muffled curses coming from the closet*
InuYasha: We ever gonna let them out?
Author: Let me put it this way. After we let them out we will first be beaten to within an inch of our life and all our laboratory privileges will be taken away. Well that would be first for me.
InuYasha: Huh?
Author: First for you would be being sat 100 times.
InuYasha: Lets not let them out.
Author: *looks at the closet the holds one angry demon lord, one angry demon exterminator, one pissed of miko, and one perverted monk.* I like your thinking.
InuYasha: Hey do you know where the kids are?
Author: Yeah I sent them out with some babysitters. They'll be gone for awhile.
InuYasha: How long is awhile?
Author: Long enough to take over the world again!
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*Cue the whole theme song for the Rugrats and the opening scene thingy*
"Tommy I don't think we should be going over there." Said a short red head with glasses.
"Oh come on Chuckie." Said a boy in nothing but a diaper and a blue t- shirt.
"Yeah. Where's you sense of adventure" Phil the male of the twins said.
"I think I left it at home" Chuckie said.
"Come on guys! It'll be fun!" said the boy Tommy as he got into their Reptar wagon.
"This isn't gonna turn out well" mumbled the redhead as he followed the twins into the wagon.
As they rolled away a young girl watched.
"Lets make sure those babies cry Cynthia." She said to her doll as she followed.
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"Look at it this way Sango. Nothing happened to your clothes this time." Kagome said to her friend who was pissed beyond all reasonable belief.
"Oh yeah I was just tricked by three invisible demons and groped by a perverted monk." She grumbled as she walked with Kagome.
Everyone in the group decided the best thing to do was let Kagome take Sango out for a nice day of rest and relaxation. They had been gone for about two hours and where far from hearing distance of the village and the males of the group.
Poor guys. (A/N: lol time to toture the male part of the group! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!)
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"I see your acorn and raise you an apple." Shippou said as he looked at Miroku.
"You just did that so I had to fold twerp!!" InuYasha said.
"Not my fault you keep losing."
"Wanna bet!"
"*cough cough* Excuse me but I believe it is my turn to bid." Miroku said ending the argument.
"then do it!"
"Alright InuYasha. Shippou, I see your apple and raise you another."
"Deal. Show your cards."
"Full house! Beat that!"
"Dang. Sorry Rin." Shippou said looking at his friend.
"Dang right!" Miroku said as he started to take the pile.
"Sorry Rin that you're gonna have to eat two whole apples! Royal flush! Read it and weep!"
"WHAT!!!" Miroku yelled as he look at the cards. "How could I lose?! I've been playing for longer than you have!"
"Maybe a higher power is trying to tell you something monk." Sesshoumaru said as he sat back and watched.
"And what, oh mighty lord, would that be?"
"Monks, especially perverted ones, should not gamble."
At this InuYasha, Shippou, and Rin cracked up. They didn't hear the tiny squeaking wheels of one green Reptar Wagon.
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"Ok kids it's time to go home." Kagome said as she placed all the babies and one toddler in the wagon.
"But Kagome." Whined Angelica.
"No buts Angelica I'm counting on you to take care of them on the ride home."
"Ok!"
-_-_-_-_- Flash Back -_-_-_-_-_
"SO you say your names Angelica and those are Tommy, Phil, Lil, Chuckie and the babies name is Dil?"
"Yep Mr. Dog-Boy"
"InuYasha" he growled.
"Right. Mr. InuYasha Dog-Boy."
"Just InuYasha."
"Mr. Just InuYasha Dog-Boy"
At about this time the twins had climbed up on his back, because he had to bend down to talk to Angelica, and started pulling on his ears.
"Dog-Boy Dog-Boy" they chanted as they did so.
"Ah No YOU BRATS! IT'S INUYASHA! GET IT RIGHT!!" As he tired to swat them off.
"Leave them be InuYasha. They're just babies." Miroku said as he took them off of InuYasha's head.
"Well lets leave 'em with Kaede then and get back to poker."
"We can't. She's gone to another village to help with a twin birth remember?"
"Well then let's leave 'em with a woman in town."
"They're already to busy as it is. We can take care of them. After all. How hard can it be?" Miroku said as he looked the 'cute' children over.
-_-_-_-_-_-_ End Flash Back -_-_-_-_-
~ What's up with kids and my ears? ~ InuYasha thought as he messaged them. The Children had been pulling on them all day and because they where little he couldn't retaliate like he did with Shippou.
~ It didn't help that the stupid brat kept telling the littler brats to pull on them. ~ he thought as he glared over at Shippou who looked back at him and smiled.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Flash Back _-_-_-_-_-_
"So all I gotta do to make him happy again is pull on his ears?" Tommy asked Shippou.
"Yep. He may look mad but he's really not. He likes having 'em pulled. And petted to!"
"Ok then. Come on babies! It's time to get to work!" Tommy stated as he took his screwdriver out of his diaper. The adults had put them in some sort of cage thing with Shippou to watch over them. Rin had to stay with Sesshoumaru the whole time they where here.
As they walked towards their target they got quieter. InuYasha never heard them coming because he was in the middle of a heated discusion with Miroku.
"I say we just leave 'em there till the girls get back! Then they can take care of them!"
"And I say we take care of them! It'll Show the girls how good we are with kids! Then maybe one of them will agree to bear mine!" Miroku said back with a dreamy look in his eyes.
"I won't help you in your perverted.hey what the heck!!!" InuYasha said as he felt someone pulling on his ears.
"Dog-boy. Dog-boy"
"GET 'EM OFF!!!!!!" InuYasha screamed. Just then Lil started to rub his ears. He froze.
"Ummm InuYasha are you ok?" Miroku asked.
"Wazzle woozle?" InuYasha said with a dreamy look on his face.
"HOLY CRAP INUYASHA REALLY DOES LIKE TO HAVE HIS EARS RUBBED!!!!!!" Shippou Yelled.
Miroku waved his hands in front of InuYasha's face.
"It seems to render him immobile. This will be VERY helpful in the future. I think we'll have to tell Kagome."
-_-_-_-_-_ End Flash Back -_-_-_-_-_-_
~ Stupid kids ~ InuYasha thought as he jumped down and landed next to Kagome. ~ They found my one weakness. Besides ramen.and Kagome.and the full moon.and my past. What the F*** When did I getso many weaknesses?! ~
over in someone else's mind.
~ Those children are so strange ~ Miroku thought as he watched them and thought back.
-_-_-_-_- Flash Back _-_-_-_-_
"I see your apple and raise you 2 acorns."
"Ok Mr. Dress-man. I see your two acorns and raise you another apple."
"My name is Miroku and I raise you another acorn."
" I see your acorn and raise youuu.one candy" Angelica said as she looked at Shippou to make sure that she said it right.
"A whole candy?!" Miroku said. He looked at his cards. He a had two pair. But they where a low pair. And he didn't want to lose his favorite candy so he did the next best thing. He took one of InuYasha's candies.
"I see your candy and raise you 3 acorns."
"I see you acorns and raise you another candy!" Angelica said with a big smile plastered on her face.
Miroku looked at his hand again. HE couldn't take another one of InuYasha's candies and he didn't want to lose his own. So he did the only thing he could. "I fold."
"YAY! I WIN!!" Angelica yelled as she took the pot.
"Good job Angelica. What did you have that you bet so much on?"
She showed him her cards.
"See! I have pretty queen!"
"Dude you lost to a queen high card." InuYasha said as he took one of Miroku's candies to compensate for his stolen one.
"Well I was going easy on her cause she's a child." Miroku explained as he cursed his luck. He then looked at the twins.
"STOP EATING THAT WORM YOU TWO!!"
"It's mine Lillian."
"Is not Phillip."
-_-_-_-_-_- End Flash Back _-_-_-_-
~ Very strange indeed ~ he thought as he shook his head and walked toward Sango.
"You did very well with the children today." Sango said not looking at Miroku.
"Yes I did. Didn't I? I think I would make a great father."
"You can think all you want but if you don't find a woman who thinks the same thing you will have to keep on thinking."
Miroku leaned over and whispered in Sango's ear.
"But I have." Causing her to blush. Then he said something stupid. "Hello Kitty."
*WHAM POW THUD WAP BAM*
"How can you be a good father when you constantly get you bones broken?" Sango said angrily as she walked off stepping on him on her way.
"ow." Was all he could say.
_-_-_-_ With Sesshoumaru and Rin -_-_-_-
"Can we keep him Sesshoumaru-sama? PLEASE!!!!"
"No Rin." He said as he took the baby out of her arms and started to bring him over to the Reptar Wagon. Then all of a sudden it happened.
You know with babies how they have a tendency to 'urp' as it were? Well lets just say this baby 'urp-ed' all over Sesshoumaru's hands, clothes, face, and tail.
"Umm I'll take him Sesshoumaru." Kagome said as she quickly grabbed him before Sesshoumaru could do anything. She then put him in the Reptar Wagon and had the Pixie Fairy zap 'em home.
"This is great!" InuYasha laughed as he saw Sesshoumaru sanding in shock.
"Be quite InuYasha it's not nice to laugh at his misfortune."
"I can laugh all I want wench."
"Oh really?" and with that she started to rub his ears causing Sango, Miroku, and Shippou to laugh at him instead of Sesshoumaru.
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Author: *sigh* let me get this straight. You wanna join our group because?
Grand-pa Higurashi: You youngsters shouldn't get to have all the fun.
InuYasha: You're an old man. You'd probably die at the first battle.
Author: Besides. How do we know this isn't a plot to get your granddaughter out of the closet of doom?
Grand-pa Higurashi: Would this face lie?
*camera shows a wrinkly old prune face*
Author: EWWWWW!!!! BLOW IT UP!!! BLOW IT UP!!!
InuYasha: I can't! Kagome would kill me!
Author: THEN GET IT OUT OF HERE!
InuYasha: *looks at the old geezer* sorry old man. Your freaky us out. Don't you have to make sure no demons come through the well?
Grand-pa Higurashi: OH NO!! I FORGOT!!! *runs off*
Author: *sighs* Ok then any way back to bussiness. I have to go drug the closet again. You inform them of our plans.
InuYasha: Ok *looks at note cards*
We are currently having a buy one get one sale. You buy one explosive you get a second one free. *whispers* or you can join allegiance with us and try to take over the world again. It's really simple once you learn how.
Also the next chapter is the PowerPuff Girls voted for by Cute White Neko.
She was gonna do SpongeBob because it had songs but then she remembered The PowerPuff Girls had a narrator.
Also, Only one more chapter till she cancels out Oswald. Just knowing that he's an octopuss and that he's got a daisy named daisy or something like isn't enough. She keeps on getting mixed up information. So yah.
If your Naro/inu-chan'simoto you get a free choice. She will skip past all the others to go to yours because it's yours she will be skipping. She hopes the rest of you will understand. It's only fair.
Also, If you wanna make sure your suggestion is taking she suggests that you look at other peoples first. And then don't use the same ones. About half of you voted for Bob-the builder and she just skipped over anyone who had that as there only suggestion after wards.
InuYasha: Any way, the cards says to tell you to review but I'm assuming your all smart enough to know what's good for you. That's all. Now goodbye.
Author: *from off stage* THAT'S NOT ALL YOU FORGOT THE LAST NOTE CARD!!!
InuYasha: *looks at stack* so I did. Let me see. It says that chapter 9 is now officially a chapter and no longer and authors note. Please read it.
Now I say Goodbye.
InuYasha: And she don't own us.
Author: Yep.
*muffled curses coming from the closet*
InuYasha: We ever gonna let them out?
Author: Let me put it this way. After we let them out we will first be beaten to within an inch of our life and all our laboratory privileges will be taken away. Well that would be first for me.
InuYasha: Huh?
Author: First for you would be being sat 100 times.
InuYasha: Lets not let them out.
Author: *looks at the closet the holds one angry demon lord, one angry demon exterminator, one pissed of miko, and one perverted monk.* I like your thinking.
InuYasha: Hey do you know where the kids are?
Author: Yeah I sent them out with some babysitters. They'll be gone for awhile.
InuYasha: How long is awhile?
Author: Long enough to take over the world again!
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*Cue the whole theme song for the Rugrats and the opening scene thingy*
"Tommy I don't think we should be going over there." Said a short red head with glasses.
"Oh come on Chuckie." Said a boy in nothing but a diaper and a blue t- shirt.
"Yeah. Where's you sense of adventure" Phil the male of the twins said.
"I think I left it at home" Chuckie said.
"Come on guys! It'll be fun!" said the boy Tommy as he got into their Reptar wagon.
"This isn't gonna turn out well" mumbled the redhead as he followed the twins into the wagon.
As they rolled away a young girl watched.
"Lets make sure those babies cry Cynthia." She said to her doll as she followed.
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"Look at it this way Sango. Nothing happened to your clothes this time." Kagome said to her friend who was pissed beyond all reasonable belief.
"Oh yeah I was just tricked by three invisible demons and groped by a perverted monk." She grumbled as she walked with Kagome.
Everyone in the group decided the best thing to do was let Kagome take Sango out for a nice day of rest and relaxation. They had been gone for about two hours and where far from hearing distance of the village and the males of the group.
Poor guys. (A/N: lol time to toture the male part of the group! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!)
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"I see your acorn and raise you an apple." Shippou said as he looked at Miroku.
"You just did that so I had to fold twerp!!" InuYasha said.
"Not my fault you keep losing."
"Wanna bet!"
"*cough cough* Excuse me but I believe it is my turn to bid." Miroku said ending the argument.
"then do it!"
"Alright InuYasha. Shippou, I see your apple and raise you another."
"Deal. Show your cards."
"Full house! Beat that!"
"Dang. Sorry Rin." Shippou said looking at his friend.
"Dang right!" Miroku said as he started to take the pile.
"Sorry Rin that you're gonna have to eat two whole apples! Royal flush! Read it and weep!"
"WHAT!!!" Miroku yelled as he look at the cards. "How could I lose?! I've been playing for longer than you have!"
"Maybe a higher power is trying to tell you something monk." Sesshoumaru said as he sat back and watched.
"And what, oh mighty lord, would that be?"
"Monks, especially perverted ones, should not gamble."
At this InuYasha, Shippou, and Rin cracked up. They didn't hear the tiny squeaking wheels of one green Reptar Wagon.
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"Ok kids it's time to go home." Kagome said as she placed all the babies and one toddler in the wagon.
"But Kagome." Whined Angelica.
"No buts Angelica I'm counting on you to take care of them on the ride home."
"Ok!"
-_-_-_-_- Flash Back -_-_-_-_-_
"SO you say your names Angelica and those are Tommy, Phil, Lil, Chuckie and the babies name is Dil?"
"Yep Mr. Dog-Boy"
"InuYasha" he growled.
"Right. Mr. InuYasha Dog-Boy."
"Just InuYasha."
"Mr. Just InuYasha Dog-Boy"
At about this time the twins had climbed up on his back, because he had to bend down to talk to Angelica, and started pulling on his ears.
"Dog-Boy Dog-Boy" they chanted as they did so.
"Ah No YOU BRATS! IT'S INUYASHA! GET IT RIGHT!!" As he tired to swat them off.
"Leave them be InuYasha. They're just babies." Miroku said as he took them off of InuYasha's head.
"Well lets leave 'em with Kaede then and get back to poker."
"We can't. She's gone to another village to help with a twin birth remember?"
"Well then let's leave 'em with a woman in town."
"They're already to busy as it is. We can take care of them. After all. How hard can it be?" Miroku said as he looked the 'cute' children over.
-_-_-_-_-_-_ End Flash Back -_-_-_-_-
~ What's up with kids and my ears? ~ InuYasha thought as he messaged them. The Children had been pulling on them all day and because they where little he couldn't retaliate like he did with Shippou.
~ It didn't help that the stupid brat kept telling the littler brats to pull on them. ~ he thought as he glared over at Shippou who looked back at him and smiled.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Flash Back _-_-_-_-_-_
"So all I gotta do to make him happy again is pull on his ears?" Tommy asked Shippou.
"Yep. He may look mad but he's really not. He likes having 'em pulled. And petted to!"
"Ok then. Come on babies! It's time to get to work!" Tommy stated as he took his screwdriver out of his diaper. The adults had put them in some sort of cage thing with Shippou to watch over them. Rin had to stay with Sesshoumaru the whole time they where here.
As they walked towards their target they got quieter. InuYasha never heard them coming because he was in the middle of a heated discusion with Miroku.
"I say we just leave 'em there till the girls get back! Then they can take care of them!"
"And I say we take care of them! It'll Show the girls how good we are with kids! Then maybe one of them will agree to bear mine!" Miroku said back with a dreamy look in his eyes.
"I won't help you in your perverted.hey what the heck!!!" InuYasha said as he felt someone pulling on his ears.
"Dog-boy. Dog-boy"
"GET 'EM OFF!!!!!!" InuYasha screamed. Just then Lil started to rub his ears. He froze.
"Ummm InuYasha are you ok?" Miroku asked.
"Wazzle woozle?" InuYasha said with a dreamy look on his face.
"HOLY CRAP INUYASHA REALLY DOES LIKE TO HAVE HIS EARS RUBBED!!!!!!" Shippou Yelled.
Miroku waved his hands in front of InuYasha's face.
"It seems to render him immobile. This will be VERY helpful in the future. I think we'll have to tell Kagome."
-_-_-_-_-_ End Flash Back -_-_-_-_-_-_
~ Stupid kids ~ InuYasha thought as he jumped down and landed next to Kagome. ~ They found my one weakness. Besides ramen.and Kagome.and the full moon.and my past. What the F*** When did I getso many weaknesses?! ~
over in someone else's mind.
~ Those children are so strange ~ Miroku thought as he watched them and thought back.
-_-_-_-_- Flash Back _-_-_-_-_
"I see your apple and raise you 2 acorns."
"Ok Mr. Dress-man. I see your two acorns and raise you another apple."
"My name is Miroku and I raise you another acorn."
" I see your acorn and raise youuu.one candy" Angelica said as she looked at Shippou to make sure that she said it right.
"A whole candy?!" Miroku said. He looked at his cards. He a had two pair. But they where a low pair. And he didn't want to lose his favorite candy so he did the next best thing. He took one of InuYasha's candies.
"I see your candy and raise you 3 acorns."
"I see you acorns and raise you another candy!" Angelica said with a big smile plastered on her face.
Miroku looked at his hand again. HE couldn't take another one of InuYasha's candies and he didn't want to lose his own. So he did the only thing he could. "I fold."
"YAY! I WIN!!" Angelica yelled as she took the pot.
"Good job Angelica. What did you have that you bet so much on?"
She showed him her cards.
"See! I have pretty queen!"
"Dude you lost to a queen high card." InuYasha said as he took one of Miroku's candies to compensate for his stolen one.
"Well I was going easy on her cause she's a child." Miroku explained as he cursed his luck. He then looked at the twins.
"STOP EATING THAT WORM YOU TWO!!"
"It's mine Lillian."
"Is not Phillip."
-_-_-_-_-_- End Flash Back _-_-_-_-
~ Very strange indeed ~ he thought as he shook his head and walked toward Sango.
"You did very well with the children today." Sango said not looking at Miroku.
"Yes I did. Didn't I? I think I would make a great father."
"You can think all you want but if you don't find a woman who thinks the same thing you will have to keep on thinking."
Miroku leaned over and whispered in Sango's ear.
"But I have." Causing her to blush. Then he said something stupid. "Hello Kitty."
*WHAM POW THUD WAP BAM*
"How can you be a good father when you constantly get you bones broken?" Sango said angrily as she walked off stepping on him on her way.
"ow." Was all he could say.
_-_-_-_ With Sesshoumaru and Rin -_-_-_-
"Can we keep him Sesshoumaru-sama? PLEASE!!!!"
"No Rin." He said as he took the baby out of her arms and started to bring him over to the Reptar Wagon. Then all of a sudden it happened.
You know with babies how they have a tendency to 'urp' as it were? Well lets just say this baby 'urp-ed' all over Sesshoumaru's hands, clothes, face, and tail.
"Umm I'll take him Sesshoumaru." Kagome said as she quickly grabbed him before Sesshoumaru could do anything. She then put him in the Reptar Wagon and had the Pixie Fairy zap 'em home.
"This is great!" InuYasha laughed as he saw Sesshoumaru sanding in shock.
"Be quite InuYasha it's not nice to laugh at his misfortune."
"I can laugh all I want wench."
"Oh really?" and with that she started to rub his ears causing Sango, Miroku, and Shippou to laugh at him instead of Sesshoumaru.
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Author: *sigh* let me get this straight. You wanna join our group because?
Grand-pa Higurashi: You youngsters shouldn't get to have all the fun.
InuYasha: You're an old man. You'd probably die at the first battle.
Author: Besides. How do we know this isn't a plot to get your granddaughter out of the closet of doom?
Grand-pa Higurashi: Would this face lie?
*camera shows a wrinkly old prune face*
Author: EWWWWW!!!! BLOW IT UP!!! BLOW IT UP!!!
InuYasha: I can't! Kagome would kill me!
Author: THEN GET IT OUT OF HERE!
InuYasha: *looks at the old geezer* sorry old man. Your freaky us out. Don't you have to make sure no demons come through the well?
Grand-pa Higurashi: OH NO!! I FORGOT!!! *runs off*
Author: *sighs* Ok then any way back to bussiness. I have to go drug the closet again. You inform them of our plans.
InuYasha: Ok *looks at note cards*
We are currently having a buy one get one sale. You buy one explosive you get a second one free. *whispers* or you can join allegiance with us and try to take over the world again. It's really simple once you learn how.
Also the next chapter is the PowerPuff Girls voted for by Cute White Neko.
She was gonna do SpongeBob because it had songs but then she remembered The PowerPuff Girls had a narrator.
Also, Only one more chapter till she cancels out Oswald. Just knowing that he's an octopuss and that he's got a daisy named daisy or something like isn't enough. She keeps on getting mixed up information. So yah.
If your Naro/inu-chan'simoto you get a free choice. She will skip past all the others to go to yours because it's yours she will be skipping. She hopes the rest of you will understand. It's only fair.
Also, If you wanna make sure your suggestion is taking she suggests that you look at other peoples first. And then don't use the same ones. About half of you voted for Bob-the builder and she just skipped over anyone who had that as there only suggestion after wards.
InuYasha: Any way, the cards says to tell you to review but I'm assuming your all smart enough to know what's good for you. That's all. Now goodbye.
Author: *from off stage* THAT'S NOT ALL YOU FORGOT THE LAST NOTE CARD!!!
InuYasha: *looks at stack* so I did. Let me see. It says that chapter 9 is now officially a chapter and no longer and authors note. Please read it.
Now I say Goodbye.