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Note: Yes, I'm sorry, I was mean to Vegeta. I'll try to be nicer, but no guarantees! Remember, ALL suggestions are helpful. I'm also in great need of ideas, so give me anything! Ramblings, a strange word, WHATEVER! Just help out a bit. For everyone who reads my fanfic(s), I love you! And so without further delay...
Finally finding the capsule which held his entire Butter Nut Collection, Vegeta led Gohan, Goku and Piccolo through a series of stairs, caves, rat holes and long halls.
"Gee... I'm starting to get hungry..." Goku said.
"Dad, you're ALWAYS hungry..." teased Gohan.
"Haha, NO LIE!" Goku reached into his shirt and pulled out a grease dripping sub. "MmmMMMmmm! DELICIOUS!"
"Oh Kami... Goku PLEASE don't tell me your going to eat that." said Piccolo, more green than usual.
Goku took a HUGE bite out of the sub and replied, "FINE! I won't tell you." (Classic joke)
Vegeta stopped in front of a glowing door. Gohan and Piccolo did the same. However, Goku was too busy petting his sub to notice. "Yes... who's a good sandwich? You are! YOU ARE! Awwww..." Goku walked into Vegeta's back and they both fell on the floor. "NOOOOO! SUBBY!"
"Stupid Kakarot... W-w-what? ...n-no... y-your sub... the mustard... leaking! Mic... MIIC NNNUUUUTTTTTTTTTTYYY!" cried Vegeta who went Super Saiyan.
"Hey Vegeta! You're the color of mustard!" observed Goku.
Piccolo stood speechless. "I'm standing speechless..."
"Not to worry! I'll fix Mike Nitty!" said Goku picking up Mic Nutty.
"IT'S MIC NUTTY NOT MIKE NITTY! AND IT'S MINE! HOW CAN YOU TREAT HIM WITH SO MUCH DISRESPECT?" yelled a no longer speechless Piccolo.
"Relax!" Goku turned around. Slurping noises could be heard. Goku whispered, "Mustard is good anytime, anyplace, anywhere." Goku turned around and gave a once pink, but now with a little yellow stain behind the ear, Mic Nutty to Piccolo. "For you, sir!" And then licked Vegeta's hair, "Ewww, you may be the color of mustard, but you sure don't taste like it!"
"Disgusting KAKAROT! Now I DEFINITELY need to go out and buy Butternut scented shampoo!"
"Well, thank Kami Mic Nutty's okay..." said Piccolo and Vegeta under their breaths. They both stared at each other and said in unison, "JINX! You owe me a coke!" Gohan and Goku looked at the two for 3 minutes as they argued over who owed who a coke until finally...
"Hey guys? What about the Butter Nuts?" asked Gohan.
Vegeta cleared his voice and powered down to a normal saiyan, "Oh yes, of course." Vegeta walked over to the doors and pushed them open. "But Piccolo still owes me a coke."
"NUH-UH!" screamed Piccolo as everyone else went through the door.
"FINALLY WE'RE HERE! Hear that Dad? Heavenly music!"
"Oops, sorry... that was me uh... 'dropping the bomb'." replied Goku.
"Eww Dad..."
Once the blinding light cleared, another staircase appeared.
"Up the steps and to the left... I'm VERY protective of the Butter Nuts." said Vegeta.
"Then why was the capsule under your bed?" Gohan asked.
Choosing to ignore Gohan, Vegeta led the group up the stairs and to the left. Goku went right...
Goku came back, "Sorry, I had to use the bathroom."
"Oh gross, I don't have a bathroom down that hall..." The doors squeaked when Vegeta opened them. It was dark and silent in the room. All that could be heard was Vegeta oiling the door to make it un-squeakable.
"No heavenly music or light here... Are you sure we're in the right place?" asked Gohan.
"Silly boy, we must turn the lights on first." Vegeta flipped a switch and heavenly light showed ANOTHER staircase.
"NOOOO! YOU SAID WE WERE HERE!" screamed Gohan. "WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS! My feet hurt, I'm hungry, AND I GOTTA GO PEE PEE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WANNA GO HOME! … DAD! Stop licking the sub wrapper!"
Goku stopped licking the paper and said, "If you have to go pee pee, I found a lovely bathroom back there."
"That wasn't a bathroom Goku." said Piccolo slightly disgusted.
"Fine! I don't care! I'll just PEE MYSELF! GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID HALL! I DON'T WANT TO CLIMB THESE STAIRS!" whined Gohan.
"Shut up. It's only wallpaper." Vegeta tore down the stair-printed wallpaper and now they saw a large, empty room. All of them filed into the room. Goku decided to run into some walls while the rest stood staring. "KAKAROT! CORNER!" Goku moved to a corner and sat down. "Stand back everyone." Vegeta pulled out the capsule and... POMP! A helicopter?
"THAT'S a Butter Nut?" asked Gohan still annoyed.
"Oh no... I got the wrong capsule..."
"YOU MEAN, WE HAVE TO GO BACK THROUGH THAT PASSAGE WAY?" Gohan said exhaustedly.
"Wait Vegeta... remember? You left the correct capsule in the glove compartment!" reminded Piccolo.
"Ah yes! You are right." Vegeta got the BN Capsule and put the helicopter back inside its capsule. "NOW stand back." The Capsule exploded to reveal 55 stuffed nuts of different sizes, 12 beds equipped with designer Butter Nut bed covers and pillows, and WAY too many action figures. Not to mention a whole stack of English BN cards. "I have the first deck of the BNTCG (Butter Nut Trading Card Game) imported from America." boasted Vegeta.
Goku came out of his corner and picked up a bright orange Nut. "I like this one... What's its name?"
Vegeta replied, "That's Buttery Beatrice... I have two, you can have her."
"REALLY? COOL! Hello Buttery Beatrice! Since I ate Subby, YOU'RE my new best friend!"
"Spaghetti." said Piccolo.
"What?" asked Gohan quite over his tantrum.
"Sorry, I haven't talked for a while. I needed to say something." said Piccolo.
"You!" said Vegeta pointing to Gohan.
"Who me? Couldn't be! I don't like cookies."
"YOU. You may also have one Butter Nut of your choosing."
"Hmmm... How about this one?" Gohan showed him a red Nut with mean looking eyes and gritted teeth. "It reminds me of Mom when I don't study."
"Nice choice, one of my favorites. That's Badda Nut... MR. Badda Nut to you." said Vegeta. "If we are done choosing, I'll put my collection away, and we can play." Vegeta picked up a navy blue piece of butter. "I'll use Moldabutter NonNut."
"Ew.. it's navy blue." whined Gohan.
"That's why it's MOLDabutter NonNut." explain Piccolo.
"OKAY! Time to play!" said Vegeta.
What possible game could be played with Butter Nuts? FIND OUT SOON!
WEEEHAHAHAAAA! All ideas welcome. Hey, this time I was mean to GOKU. :-P Piccolo and Gohan will be teased more later. MUHAHAAA! BEHOLD! MY WRITING POWERS!