Disclaimer: I do not own anything DBZ, but I own EVERYTHING of the Butter Nut Guild (AKA. Koko and the Butter Nut Babies)
Tada! So I FINALLY got this Chapter posted! YAY ME! Now I must say thank you to readers and reviewers for being patient. Special thanks to DARK Z 14. GREAT IDEA! I may just use that! I can feel the writer's juice unblocking the uhh... writer's block. Yeah... so thank you very much DARK Z 14. And due to well... request (kind of) of Uzume and because I was bored of waiting and because I don't have time because of homework, I won't have at least 5 reviews for the next chapter. WOOt! But please continue reviewing!
FINALLY in the super secret Grand Butter Nut Hall Room, each Goku, Gohan, Vegeta and Piccolo have gotten a Butter Nut Baby.
"So Vegeta, what games do Butter Nuts play?" asked Goku.
"We can play 'Who cracked the nut?'!" suggested Piccolo.
"No, I'm sick of that game..." said Vegeta.
"How about 'Help get the Butter off of my foot'?" asked Piccolo.
"That game's not for beginners..."
"Okay then... what do YOU think we should play?"
"Hmm..." There was a long moment of silence.
"Spaghetti." said Piccolo. "Sorry, didn't talk for a while."
"We can play 'Why in the hell-o did you eat Mr. Nutbell-o?'" exclaimed Vegeta.
"PERFECT!" Piccolo woke up Gohan and Goku who were taking a 5-minute naptime. "We've decide to play 'Why in the hell-o did you eat Mr. Nutbell-o?'"
"It's a short game designed for even the least experienced player. We sit in a circle and accuse each other of eating Mr. Nutbell-o. We have to say something that we think our Butter Nut would say. For example," Vegeta cleared his voice and acted like he was dying (his Butter Nut is Moldabutter NonNut) "Hey... Mic Nutty... you... ate Mr...Nutbell...o...didn't you."
"No I didn't fool." said Piccolo in a gangster voice. (Mic Nutty grew up in da hood) "Yo, Mista N. was my dawg, G! I wouldn't eat a homie!"
"Oh, I get it." said Goku.
"This is childish. You are acting like children." said Gohan.
"MY TURN!" Goku said excited.
"Yo, I bet Buttery Beatrice did it! She's one whacked out BN, ya know wat I'm sayin'?"
Goku said in a high pitched voice, "Who little-ol me? I'm just a humble housewife trying to feed my babies. They are so darling too. Why, just yesterday, my son Joe lost his first baby tooth. But nevertheless, I surely do think it was Badda Nut who ate poor, dying Mr. Nutbell-o... he's always such a bad neighbor. Never cleans his clothes, never mows his lawn and I bet he's pro-"
"That's enough Kakarot. You're going overboard. Plus you do that way to well and you're scaring me. Your turn pip-squeak."
"I don't want to play." whined Gohan.
"Play and like it, boy, or I'll get the Butter Nut torture chamber set up."
"Oh fine..." Gohan tried to act like his mom, "I've always told Mr. Bellnut-o to do his homework, so he deserved what was coming!"
"Badda Nut is a GUY not your mom stupid teenager. You make Butter Nuts look bad. Let's just listen to the Butter Nut CD from now on." Vegeta pulled out his CD player and pushed play:
"(a Barney-ish song starts to play) This is a song, it's track 1 on the CD, the next song is track 2 on the CD! Go find your mom, and get her wallet, and buy out the Butter Nut OUTLEEEEEET! No no no, this isn't some cheap trick, to get you to buy all our rejects, but if you do then the world will love you and Koko will toooooo. SO grab your dad and go to Koko's Krop, and ask our manager for the whole lot and don't forget to leave a tiiiiiip, because our employee's paychecks are a jip. (guitar solo) (tempo slows down) Where are you now? My Butta Nut pal is no where to be fou-ou-ou-ound... (normal tempo) So I guess I'll go to, to purchase it back to me, and then seeeeee, what else I can buy for my Butter Nut Babies lalalalalalalalaaaa BUY BUY BUY lalaaaa BUY BUY BUY lalalalaaaaaaa Buy buy buy buy (music fades)"
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Goku in tears.
"Like always!" screamed Vegeta and Piccolo in tears.
Gohan had to break the moment to explain it was a song to get people to buy Butter Nuts.
"SHUT UP!" said everyone minus Gohan.
"And, there are 11 more songs JUST like it!" announced Piccolo.
"YAY!" squealed Goku.
Gohan sighed, "I'm surrounded by children..."
"HEY! I know what we can do! Can we go to a restaurant or something?" asked Goku throwing his sub paper into the trash.
"Oh yeah! We should!" agreed Piccolo, "I heard the Burger Queen has cute little Mic Nutty, Nutty Nate, and Koko toys!"
"Alright it's settled then, we go to Burger Queen!" said Vegeta. "Okay! EVERYONE! Hands in the middle!"
Goku, Vegeta, and Piccolo (and after a few minutes of persuasion, Gohan) got into a circle and put their hands together.
Piccolo started, "Butter Nuts on three! One... two... THREE!"
"BUTTER NUTS!"
"Can we eat now?" asked Goku.
Everyone minus Goku left the room and went outside.
"Then is that a yes?" asked Goku to himself as he eventually left.
The group is heading for Burger Queen, what challenges will they encounter? Find out... in the next chapter!
Ah yes... the simply pleasure of burgers... Thanks to Burger King for supplying me with my greasy fake meat needs. Review please!
