Disclaimer: I own The Butter Nut franchise but not DBZ. Excellent disclaimer, huh?

Note: I think my chapters are getting bigger each time I write them. So now I'm trying to split some chapters in two! ENJOY!

Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan and Goku have walked to Burger Queen, and now want greasy fake meat, that might have once been living seagulls.
In line at Burger Queen...

"Would you like fries with that?" asked a cashier to the 3 Saiyans and 1 Namek. AKA, 4 weirdoes in line.

"Shouldn't we tell you our order first?" asked Gohan.

"...I guess that would make sense." said the cashier adjusting his nametag that had "Rookie" written on it.

All of the 4 yelled at the cashier to get their order in first. After the orders, over 200 Burger Queen Royal 'Semi Small But Kinda Bigger Than Most Kids' Big Kids Meals were bought (try saying that 3 times fast). Obviously it was one of the biggest money making days Burger Queen has EVER seen.

"MORE KETCHUP PLEASE!" screamed Goku.

"There is none left in all of the Burger Queen outlets in Japan." said the manager.

Goku whined like a toddler, "But I want some ketchuuuuuup!"

"Quiet down Kakarot! Or else they'll throw you out." yelled Vegeta.

The manager thought while cleaning up the group's mess, "Why didn't I think of that sooner..."

"What toys did you get Dad?" asked Gohan holding up a bright orange figure. "I got a... uh..."

"A Buttery Beatrice you fool." stated Vegeta. "I have Nutty Nate, Pea Noot, Wally the Way Over Weight Walnut AKA WWOWW, Nutty Nate, WWOWW, Nutty Nate, Nutty Nate, and HEY NO FAIR! I DEMAND TO HAVE DIFFERENT TOYS IN MY MEAL!"

"Hey yeah, I have 9 Butter Beatrices, 10 Pea Noots, 32 WWOWWs, and 156 Nutty Nates." said Goku with a calculator in his hand.

"...And none of us even got ONE Koko!" whined Piccolo.

A raging Vegeta suggested, "Let's go to the Koko Krop Keeper HeadKuarters in America and give them a piece of our minds!"

Goku said, "But if we gave them some of our mind, then we'd have less of a mind and-"

"IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH!" remarked Vegeta.

At a car dealership...

"Why are we here again?" asked Goku.

"I've told you a million times! We are going to America, so we need a car to get there!" explained Vegeta.

"And I've said a million and one times that we can't drive because there's an OCEAN!" screamed Gohan having an outrage. "AND WE CAN FLY!"

"We need a car to look cool for the American chicks (A/N: Yes, Vegeta is now best friends with Master Roshi), and besides, we're getting a HOVER car to fly over the ocean." explained Vegeta looking around at all the pretty shiny metal. A few car salesmen came out of the building.

"EEEEKKK!" Piccolo screamed in a high-pitched tone, "THEY'RE COMING! HIDE ME!" Piccolo grabbed Gohan's shirt and hid underneath it.

"Piccolo! What are you doing! GET OFF ME!" said Gohan half enjoying it.

"B-but their marketing strategies will persuade us to buy a $$1,989,386,874,684,518,732,606,382,538,734,573.01 car PLUS TAX! EEEEKKKKKAAAHH!"

As Gohan struggled to get Piccolo out of his shirt, he tried calming Piccolo down by saying, "I'm too incredibly geniusly INSANELY smart for that. And besides, don't you think this would make a cool scary movie thriller?" Gohan cleared his throat, "As the car dealers stalk their prey, they argue over who get the new 'suckers'. They practice their approach in their minds, 'Can I help you?' knowing that a few minutes later... you'll somehow escape with a new car in your parking lot, and no money in your wallet!"

"WAAAH! EEKKAHAHAK! VEGETA! MAKE HIM STOP!" screamed Piccolo.

Goku made an observation: "They've stopped walking... I think they're playing paper, rock, scissors."

Ten rounds of paper rock scissors later, and one salesman walked over as the others cried there way back inside the building. "Can I help you?" asked the salesman.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE STORY! SOON THERE WILL BE A CAR IN OUR WALLET AND NO MONEY IN OUR DRIVEWAY!" screamed Piccolo inching his way deeper into Gohan's shirt.

"Actually the car goes in the driveway and the money goes out of our wallet." explained Gohan. "AND GET OUT OF MY SHIRT!"

In a driveway...

"Hey look! A CAR!" said Goku.

Vegeta said frantically, "Quick! Everyone check your wallets!"

"What's a wallet?" asked Goku.

"Arggh... A BETTER QUESTION TO ASK WOULD BE WHAT'S A BRAIN BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!" Vegeta screamed in anger.

"Um... Vegeta...sir, Mom doesn't let Dad have a wallet or money because she thinks he'll eat it... he eats everything anyway... and we're already poor with all the food Mom buys-"

"NNNOOOO! IT'S JUST LIKE THE STORY! THE CAR! NO MONEY! I don't wanna die! Everyone knows the guy with the turban dies first!" said Piccolo.

"Lucky for you Nameks don't have a gender, so you can't be a 'guy'." said Vegeta.

Piccolo sighed, "...Phew...I've never felt so glad about not having a-"

"HOT DOG! YUM! I FOUND A HOT DOG VENDOR!" yelled Goku.

Will the group EVER get to America? When will Goku start making sense? Will Gohan ever get into the Butter Nut fad? What is with Piccolo's fascination with Gohan's shirt? What kind of hot dog will Goku get? WHY DID THEY EAT MY KETCHUP! All these questions and more will be answered next time!... Hopefully.

Yay!