Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, but I do own the Butter Nut Guild.

Note: Hello readers of my fanfics. I am back! After many months of fanfic neglecting, I return with a chapter that was accidentally deleted off of Enjoy, review, and GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

When we last left them, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Gohan sat down at a table of girls and Goku was dragged away by a young boy in a Middle School Lunch period somewhere in America.

"Uh, hello." said one of the girls when she noticed the three.

"Yeah, hi... Can you tell us what continent we're on?" asked Vegeta.

"North America." answered another girl.

"Excuse me, but who are you? We've never seen you around before." asked another girl.

"I'm Gohan."

"I'm Spagetti... I mean Piccolo."

"Oh right, I'm Vegeta."

"ROLE CALL! I'm Shannon! And this is," she points at a girl.

"Melanie." said a girl eating leftover cafateria food.

"And this is," Shannon points at another girl.

"Karrie." said a girl smiling, waving and staring in Vegeta's direction.

"And this is," points at another girl.

"I'm Lily, and Shannon, will you shut up." said a girl partly laughing while doing her homework.

Shannon mouths "And this is," and points to a girl reading a book.

No response is given.

Since Shannon was forbidden to talk thanks to Lily, she rapidly shook her arm up and down trying to get the un-named girl to speak. "And this is, and this is, and this is," she mouthed.

"Laura!" said Lily.

"Hold on." she lifted her head out of the book and said, "I'm Laura."

"And this is," mouthed Shannon pointing to the last remaining girl.

"Shannon, calm down. I'm Kate."

"And I'm Jen." said a girl standing behind Kate's chair. "Can I borrow 25 cents?"

"Haha, haha, NO!" said Lily.

"But I'm hungry and I need FOOD!"

"All the girls at the table said, "GO AWAY JEN!"

"But-"

"NO!"

"Hey, that wasn't nice." said Gohan.

"How about 5 cents? Can I have 5 cents?" asked Jen.

"WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF POVERTY!" screamed Laura.

"Fine." said Jen leaving.

"Hey so, are you people like the new substitutes or something?" asked Melanie.

"No... actually we're on the way to the Butter Nut Headquarters." said Piccolo.

"Butter Nuts? You mean the nuts who are all buttery?" asked Shannon.

"Uh... yes." said Gohan.

"Good Job Shannon." said Kate.

"Yeah, have a treat." said Laura throwing a Dorito at Shannon's head.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! I've been struck! The sky! THE SKY IS FALLING!" Shannon said dramatically as she fell on the floor.

"Which way to the Butter Nut Headquarters?" asked Vegeta.

"Hey, you have a nice voice." said Karrie referring to Vegeta.

"Uh... thanks." said Vegeta a bit skeptical.

"Hey!" said Shannon picking herself up from the ground. "The table is dirty!" she said while eating the Dorito that attacked her. "Clear out!"

The girls removed their books from the table as Shannon went to get a wet cloth. "Here we go!" Shannon put the cloth on the table and grabbed one edge of it. She spun the cloth like a helicopter to clean the table.

"Hey! You got me wet!" said Lily.

Shannon replied, "Whoops, sorry." and grabbed the cloth with her entire hand. Then she cleaned the normal way. "That's clean enough. We don't want to scare of these nice people JUST yet."

"Where's the BN Headquarters!" Vegeta was getting annoyed.

"I'll take you there myself after school!" said Karrie and then thought, "Wow... he's so buff... Am I drooling?"

"EW! Karrie, you're drooling on me!" screamed Lily.

"Oh sorry!" said Karrie, and thought, "Yep... I was drooling..."

"You know what? I'm on the east side, and now I'm on-" she moves to the empty seat next to her, "the west side." said Shannon. "Everyone! I'm on-" she moves to her original seat, "the east side." Everyone except for Vegeta joins in, "I'm on the-" everyone minus Vegeta moves to the seat right of them. "the west side." Piccolo didn't have an empty seat to go to, so he just sat on top of Vegeta.

"AHHRGGRH! GET OFF OF ME NAMEK!" and Vegeta pushed Piccolo onto the table.

Piccolo began to cry, "B-but Vegeta... Don't you like me anymore?"

"BOYS!" yelled a teacher. "I thought I told you to be quiet! Go to the office! NOW!"

"Hmph." said Vegeta as he followed the teacher to the office.

"C'mon Piccolo." said Gohan, "Nice meeting all of you." He coughed a cough that sounded like he was coughing "not".

So the 3 are in the office and Goku is off somewhere... And what's with those girls at the table? Do they reallly know where the Butter Nut Headquarters is? Dun-dun DUN! Find out next time!

Yay for me! I finally posted again! This was basically a chapter for my real life flesh friends, so don't feel bad if you don't get it. (Thanks for the reviews, especially to Monkey Elder. I'm glad I fulfilled my fanfic writing duties to make you laugh. )