Deck The
Bandits
A/N: Hi! Well, here I am again and only about a week till Christmas!!
Disclaimer: What? It's not like I own anything...
Lord Wyldon walks in. "Look I'm tired of this so just sing and get it over
with. And………."
They all start to sing...again
Deck the bandits for their folly,
Far la la la
la la la la la la
'Tis the time when Owen says Jolly,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
If they try to do it again,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
He'll lock them in a big old pen,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
Now he's off and fighting for us,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
Soon he'll be back safe in Corus,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
Chase the bandits for good measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Stop them getting at the treasure,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
Owen is our good ol' mate,
Fa la la la la la la la la la
One we'll never learn to hate,
Fa la la la la la la la la la
He loves to read, got tons of spirit,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
He'll say Jolly and you'll hear it,
Fa la la la la
la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Wyldon is banging his head against the wall because Owen is running around
singing 'Jolly!'
"Someone please stop him somehow!" he pleaded. "Do anything!
Kill him for all I care!!"
"With pleasure..." Various blunt or sharp objects and picked up.
"Jolly! Jolly! Jolly! A song about me!! Jolly, jolly,
Jol…what?……………..nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
Authors Note: It's almost Christmas!!! I wont be able to write any more
songs before Christmas (I'm lazy….) so I'll see you all next Christmas. In the mean time have a great Christmas or
what ever you celebrate or just generally be happy! Bye! *throws flowers at
readers*