Ring The Bells
Disclaimer: Still don't own anything. Though if I did is would be a nice Christmas present wouldn't it?
Kel looks at Neal, "We have to stop this somehow. Everyone is close to breaking point! We can't take it much longer."
"I know!" He answers. "But what can we do? We're all struck here until the Author decides to release us. I don't think she'll do that for a long time." He lowers his voice even more. "I'm pretty sure she's insane."
"We'll just have to keep going along with it until someone thinks of a plan. And prey to the gods we don't get any more songs about Joren."
Wyldon, with his recently acquired twitch, taps his stand and everyone prepares to sing.
Ring the bells!
Ring the bells!
Ring them all the day!
Someone thinks they're going to hang
On traitors hill today. Hey!
Ring the bells!
Ring the bells!
Ring them all the day!
She has done a heroes work
But doesn't see it that way! Hey!
Dashing through the snow
On a one horse with no sleigh
Off to save some lives
Worried all the way
Wyldon said don't go
You're just not aloud
But what did he expect
She did all them proud
Oh! Ring the bells!
Ring the bells!
Ring the bells all day!
When she got back home
They said she could stay!
Ring the bells!
Ring the bells!
Ring them all the day!
Sometimes Kel's a silly bugger
But she's cool anyway!
"Well," said Kel. "A song about me could have been worse, though I don't remember any snow and I'm not quite sure what is implyed by saying I'm cool…... At least it's not about Joren."
Authors Note: Like? Dislike? Please review! Only two days until christmas and my computer is still broken. *bursts into tears* IT'S NOT FAIR!! Ok, I'm over it now…. I think I might even be back next year with some more song. Suggest a song and I'll have all year to wrok on it!