Disclaimer: See first chapter.
PS: Right here! Get your Silly Songs souvenir pictures! For a limited time only pics from "The Hairbrush Song"! Erik in nothing but a TOWEL!
ERIK: *pushes through the riotous throng to the souvenir stand* Give me those!!! *grabs the pictures*
PS: Why, Erik! I had you no idea you were like...
ERIK: Haven't you humiliated me enough?! What do you think you are doing?!
PS: *waves to a huge pile of money* Getting rich!
ERIK: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Tell you what, I'll make it up to you.
ERIK: Oh, great.
PS: No, really. Here. *hands him a script* We'll do this one next.
ERIK: *takes script, scans it, and raises an eyebrow* Really?
PS: Absolutely.
ERIK: And I get to wear clothes?
PS: *hands him a box* Right here.
ERIK: ...Fine.
PS: Great. Now, go get into costume. *Shoos Erik off* Now then. *pulls out a terry cloth towel* Ladies and gentlemen, the actual towel worn by Erik during "The Hairbrush Song".
Dance of the Phantom
PS: And now it's time for Silly Song's With Erik, the part of the show where Erik comes out and sings a Silly Song. *curtain opens revealing Erik in his usual garb, plus a poncho and a huge sombrero, and Raoul in his usual garb, plus a matching fedora* Erik will be preforming the traditional Argentinian ballid "The Dance of the Phantom" in its original Spanish. Raoul de Chagny will translate. *an Argentinean waltz begins to play*
ERIK: Do I have to dance?
PS: *from offstage* Gee, lemme think. Um... YES!
ERIK: *mutters* Just asking. *starts dancing in time to the music* Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Miren como se mueve...
RAOUL: See how he moves.
ERIK: Como un leon...
RAOUL: Like a lion...
ERIK: ...tras un ratón.
RAOUL: ...chasing a mouse.
ERIK: Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Sus suaves movimientos.
RAOUL: Oh, how smooth his motion.
ERIK: Tal como mantequilla...
RAOUL: Like butter...
ERIK: ...en un chango pelon.
RAOUL: ...on a *confused* ... bald monkey.
ERIK: Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Los bailarìn...
RAOUL: All the dancers...
ERIK: ...envidian a su amigo...
RAOUL: ...envy their friend...
ERIK: ...como el quieren cantar.
RAOUL: ...wishing to dance as he.
ERIK: Fantasma bailarin, fantasma bailarin, fantasma bailarin.
RAOUL: Dancing phantom, dancing phantom, dancing phantom.
ERIK: Baila, baila, ya.
RAOUL: Dance, dance, yeah.
ERIK: Miren al petimetre.
RAOUL: Look at the fop.
ERIK: ?No es triste?
RAOUL: Isn't it sad?
ERIK: El no puede bailar.
RAOUL: He can't dance.
ERIK: !Pobre petimetre!
RAOUL: Poor fop!
ERIK: El deberia poder bailar...
RAOUL: He wishes he could dance...
ERIK: ...como el fantasma...
RAOUL: ...like the phantom...
ERIK: ...libre y suavemente
RAOUL: ...free and smooth.
ERIK: Pero el no puede danzar.
RAOUL: But he can't. OK! Stop the music! *music stops* Wadaya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about the Masquerade? Didn't you see me dancing at the Masquerade?
ERIK: !No comprendo!
RAOUL: ?No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!
*He's about to attack, when a Kid and his Dad come enter*
KID: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the phantom in authentic Argentinian garb!
DAD: Ok, Kid. But we better hurry. I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else! *Mother runs passed, closely pursued by a group of dwarves* Say "Cheese"!
All: CHEESE!
*KID and DAD leave stage. Music resumes*
ERIK: *dancing again* Escuchen el fantasma.
RAOUL: Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Oigan su voz fuerte.
RAOUL: Hear his strong voice.
ERIK: Como un leon...
RAOUL: Like a lion...
ERIK: ...listo a devorar.
RAOUL: ...about to eat.
ERIK: Escuchen al fantasma.
RAOUL: Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Que dulce as su canto.
RAOUL: How sweet his voice.
ERIK: La voz de su garganta perece un trias.
RAOUL: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
ERIK: Escuchen al fantasma.
RAOUL: *getting annoyed* Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Los cantantes...
RAOUL: All the singers...
ERIK: ...envidian a su amigo...
RAOUL: ...envy their friend...
ERIK: ...como el quieren cantar.
RAOUL: ...wishing to sing as he.
ERIK: Fantasma cantador, fantasma cantador, fantasma cantador.
RAOUL: Singing phantom, singing phantom, singing phantom.
ERIK: Canta, canta, ya
RAOUL: Sing, sing, ya
ERIK: Escuchen al petimetre.
RAOUL: *annoyed* Listen to the fop.
ERIK: ?No es triste?
RAOUL: Isn't it sad?
ERIK: El no puede cantar.
RAOUL: He can't sing.
ERIK: Pobre petimetre.
RAOUL: Poor... fop.
ERIK: El deberia poder cantar...
RAOUL: He wishes he could sing...
ERIK: ...fuere y ducle como el fantasma.
RAOUL: ...strong and sweet like the phantom.
ERIK: Pero no puede.
RAOUL: But he...but he can't.
ERIK: !Ni siquiera da un silbido!
RAOUL: He can't even whistle! *finally reaching the end of his rope* All right! That's it "Senor"! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song! *goes after Erik*
ERIK: *dodges* Adios, amigos! *runs offstage, followed closely by a murderous Raoul*
PS: This has been Silly Songs With Erik. Tune in next time to hear Erik sing.....
ERIK: *runs back on stage* Raoul is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head! *runs off again, followed by Raoul, again*
* * * * * A/N: Like it? Hate it? Requests? TALK TO ME PEOPLE!!!
PS: Right here! Get your Silly Songs souvenir pictures! For a limited time only pics from "The Hairbrush Song"! Erik in nothing but a TOWEL!
ERIK: *pushes through the riotous throng to the souvenir stand* Give me those!!! *grabs the pictures*
PS: Why, Erik! I had you no idea you were like...
ERIK: Haven't you humiliated me enough?! What do you think you are doing?!
PS: *waves to a huge pile of money* Getting rich!
ERIK: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Tell you what, I'll make it up to you.
ERIK: Oh, great.
PS: No, really. Here. *hands him a script* We'll do this one next.
ERIK: *takes script, scans it, and raises an eyebrow* Really?
PS: Absolutely.
ERIK: And I get to wear clothes?
PS: *hands him a box* Right here.
ERIK: ...Fine.
PS: Great. Now, go get into costume. *Shoos Erik off* Now then. *pulls out a terry cloth towel* Ladies and gentlemen, the actual towel worn by Erik during "The Hairbrush Song".
Dance of the Phantom
PS: And now it's time for Silly Song's With Erik, the part of the show where Erik comes out and sings a Silly Song. *curtain opens revealing Erik in his usual garb, plus a poncho and a huge sombrero, and Raoul in his usual garb, plus a matching fedora* Erik will be preforming the traditional Argentinian ballid "The Dance of the Phantom" in its original Spanish. Raoul de Chagny will translate. *an Argentinean waltz begins to play*
ERIK: Do I have to dance?
PS: *from offstage* Gee, lemme think. Um... YES!
ERIK: *mutters* Just asking. *starts dancing in time to the music* Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Miren como se mueve...
RAOUL: See how he moves.
ERIK: Como un leon...
RAOUL: Like a lion...
ERIK: ...tras un ratón.
RAOUL: ...chasing a mouse.
ERIK: Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Sus suaves movimientos.
RAOUL: Oh, how smooth his motion.
ERIK: Tal como mantequilla...
RAOUL: Like butter...
ERIK: ...en un chango pelon.
RAOUL: ...on a *confused* ... bald monkey.
ERIK: Miren al fantasma.
RAOUL: Watch the phantom.
ERIK: Los bailarìn...
RAOUL: All the dancers...
ERIK: ...envidian a su amigo...
RAOUL: ...envy their friend...
ERIK: ...como el quieren cantar.
RAOUL: ...wishing to dance as he.
ERIK: Fantasma bailarin, fantasma bailarin, fantasma bailarin.
RAOUL: Dancing phantom, dancing phantom, dancing phantom.
ERIK: Baila, baila, ya.
RAOUL: Dance, dance, yeah.
ERIK: Miren al petimetre.
RAOUL: Look at the fop.
ERIK: ?No es triste?
RAOUL: Isn't it sad?
ERIK: El no puede bailar.
RAOUL: He can't dance.
ERIK: !Pobre petimetre!
RAOUL: Poor fop!
ERIK: El deberia poder bailar...
RAOUL: He wishes he could dance...
ERIK: ...como el fantasma...
RAOUL: ...like the phantom...
ERIK: ...libre y suavemente
RAOUL: ...free and smooth.
ERIK: Pero el no puede danzar.
RAOUL: But he can't. OK! Stop the music! *music stops* Wadaya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about the Masquerade? Didn't you see me dancing at the Masquerade?
ERIK: !No comprendo!
RAOUL: ?No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!
*He's about to attack, when a Kid and his Dad come enter*
KID: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the phantom in authentic Argentinian garb!
DAD: Ok, Kid. But we better hurry. I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else! *Mother runs passed, closely pursued by a group of dwarves* Say "Cheese"!
All: CHEESE!
*KID and DAD leave stage. Music resumes*
ERIK: *dancing again* Escuchen el fantasma.
RAOUL: Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Oigan su voz fuerte.
RAOUL: Hear his strong voice.
ERIK: Como un leon...
RAOUL: Like a lion...
ERIK: ...listo a devorar.
RAOUL: ...about to eat.
ERIK: Escuchen al fantasma.
RAOUL: Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Que dulce as su canto.
RAOUL: How sweet his voice.
ERIK: La voz de su garganta perece un trias.
RAOUL: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
ERIK: Escuchen al fantasma.
RAOUL: *getting annoyed* Listen to the phantom.
ERIK: Los cantantes...
RAOUL: All the singers...
ERIK: ...envidian a su amigo...
RAOUL: ...envy their friend...
ERIK: ...como el quieren cantar.
RAOUL: ...wishing to sing as he.
ERIK: Fantasma cantador, fantasma cantador, fantasma cantador.
RAOUL: Singing phantom, singing phantom, singing phantom.
ERIK: Canta, canta, ya
RAOUL: Sing, sing, ya
ERIK: Escuchen al petimetre.
RAOUL: *annoyed* Listen to the fop.
ERIK: ?No es triste?
RAOUL: Isn't it sad?
ERIK: El no puede cantar.
RAOUL: He can't sing.
ERIK: Pobre petimetre.
RAOUL: Poor... fop.
ERIK: El deberia poder cantar...
RAOUL: He wishes he could sing...
ERIK: ...fuere y ducle como el fantasma.
RAOUL: ...strong and sweet like the phantom.
ERIK: Pero no puede.
RAOUL: But he...but he can't.
ERIK: !Ni siquiera da un silbido!
RAOUL: He can't even whistle! *finally reaching the end of his rope* All right! That's it "Senor"! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song! *goes after Erik*
ERIK: *dodges* Adios, amigos! *runs offstage, followed closely by a murderous Raoul*
PS: This has been Silly Songs With Erik. Tune in next time to hear Erik sing.....
ERIK: *runs back on stage* Raoul is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head! *runs off again, followed by Raoul, again*
* * * * * A/N: Like it? Hate it? Requests? TALK TO ME PEOPLE!!!