Chichiri and the Chocolate Factory Part 2
By Li Mai
Li Mai: Welcome back! Wow, that break was long. So...as I was saying...
Miaka: I got chocolate! *holds up chocolate bar* And it's white chocolate, 'cause Tamahome suggested I get white chocolate!
Tamahome: That's not what I meant...*cry* *cry*
Miaka: I don't care! *eats the chocolate*
Li Mai: Stop interrupting me! Now, as I was saying, again...
Tasuki: Spit your *beep* *beep* sentence out!
Li Mai: Shut-up! And stop cussing! Now, Charlie was able to take a guest, so he took his Grandpa Joe...
Mitsukake: ...
Chichiri: Aren't you going to talk grandpa, no da?
Mitsukake: ...
Li Mai: Everyone was meeting at the chocolate factory. Mrs. Gloop...
Yui: What?! I am not going to be Miaka's mother! I'm the same age as her!
Li Mai: Not anymore! *zaps Yui with her magic power fan* *Yui gains wrinkles and grey hair*
Yui: No! I'm old! *scream* And I'm that thing's mother! *points to Miaka who has eaten so much she's fat*
Li Mai: Mrs. Beauregarde...
Random fan girl: My Tamahome!
Li Mai: Hey! I thought I was going to get Nuriko to play her!
Random fan girl: Well...*hiss* not anymore! *screams and latches onto Tamahome*
Li Mai: Okay then...well, then we have, now, Mr. and Mrs. Salt...
Hotohori: Woohoo! I'm rich, like I am in real life...but I'm not old and ugly, which I'm not in real life either!
Nuriko: Thank you random fan girl! I get to be Hotohori's wife now! *giggle*
Random fan girl: *snarl* MY TAMAHOME!
Tamahome: MIAKA!
Miaka: Shut-up! I'm trying to eat!
Tamahome: *cry* *cry*
Tasuki: *beep* *beep* *beep* they are not my parents!
Li Mai: Stop it! And yes they are! *hits him with stuffed Hamtaro*
Tasuki: That didn't hurt mah!
Li Mai: *hits him with a Ford truck*
Tasuki: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Ford Truck: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Li Mai: And who is our last family, you ask? Well, Mr. and Mrs. Teavee!
Amiboshi: This doesn't make sense!
Suboshi: ...no comment.
Amiboshi: He's my brother!
Suboshi: ...which one of us is the Mrs.?
Amiboshi: This isn't right!
Suboshi: ...I like yoyos.
Li Mai: Yes, you will make a fine couple.
Amiboshi: What?!
Suboshi: ...pickle?
Chiriko: My parents are...uh...
Li Mai: That's right! Now, all of you stand in a big clump over there in front of the chocolate factory! I have a surprise! Yui, it's your line.
Yui: ...
Li Mai: Yui do it now! *blows fire breath*
Yui: Oh wow. Look it's Mr. Willy Wonka, I'm so happy.
Li Mai: Okay, come on Mr. Wonka! *the giant doors open and out pops...*
Nakago: All of you will be in my power for the rest of the day! HAHAHAHA!! And Victor...I'll be keeping a *special* eye on you! *winks*
Tamahome: Oh Suzaku! Save me! *hides behind Miaka*
Miaka: Tamahome, I'm trying to eat over here!
Random fan girl: My Tamahome! *runs away with Tamahome*
Li Mai: Hey! He's one of the main characters! Bring him back this instant! Tasuki go get him!
Tasuki: Why the *beep* should I get the *beep* *beep*?!
Li Mai: ...I hate you...
Tasuki: Finally!
Li Mai: ...I was lying.
Tasuki: *beeeeeeep*!
Chichiri: Since I am a good boy I will save him, no da!
Li Mai: Good boy! Who's a good boy? You are! Yay! *pets Chichiri*
Chichiri: *trots off happily*
Li Mai: Well, I'll let him go save Tamahome...see you soon...after he finds him...
Amiboshi: This whole thing is wrong!
Li Mai: Soon you'll have fire for hair and a bad mouth!
Amiboshi: *looks at Tasuki*
Tasuki: What the *beep* do you *beep* *beep* want?!
Amiboshi: Never mind...this is the best show ever...
Li Mai: That's more like it. See you soon and happy holidays to one and all!
To Be Continued...
By Li Mai
Li Mai: Welcome back! Wow, that break was long. So...as I was saying...
Miaka: I got chocolate! *holds up chocolate bar* And it's white chocolate, 'cause Tamahome suggested I get white chocolate!
Tamahome: That's not what I meant...*cry* *cry*
Miaka: I don't care! *eats the chocolate*
Li Mai: Stop interrupting me! Now, as I was saying, again...
Tasuki: Spit your *beep* *beep* sentence out!
Li Mai: Shut-up! And stop cussing! Now, Charlie was able to take a guest, so he took his Grandpa Joe...
Mitsukake: ...
Chichiri: Aren't you going to talk grandpa, no da?
Mitsukake: ...
Li Mai: Everyone was meeting at the chocolate factory. Mrs. Gloop...
Yui: What?! I am not going to be Miaka's mother! I'm the same age as her!
Li Mai: Not anymore! *zaps Yui with her magic power fan* *Yui gains wrinkles and grey hair*
Yui: No! I'm old! *scream* And I'm that thing's mother! *points to Miaka who has eaten so much she's fat*
Li Mai: Mrs. Beauregarde...
Random fan girl: My Tamahome!
Li Mai: Hey! I thought I was going to get Nuriko to play her!
Random fan girl: Well...*hiss* not anymore! *screams and latches onto Tamahome*
Li Mai: Okay then...well, then we have, now, Mr. and Mrs. Salt...
Hotohori: Woohoo! I'm rich, like I am in real life...but I'm not old and ugly, which I'm not in real life either!
Nuriko: Thank you random fan girl! I get to be Hotohori's wife now! *giggle*
Random fan girl: *snarl* MY TAMAHOME!
Tamahome: MIAKA!
Miaka: Shut-up! I'm trying to eat!
Tamahome: *cry* *cry*
Tasuki: *beep* *beep* *beep* they are not my parents!
Li Mai: Stop it! And yes they are! *hits him with stuffed Hamtaro*
Tasuki: That didn't hurt mah!
Li Mai: *hits him with a Ford truck*
Tasuki: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Ford Truck: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Li Mai: And who is our last family, you ask? Well, Mr. and Mrs. Teavee!
Amiboshi: This doesn't make sense!
Suboshi: ...no comment.
Amiboshi: He's my brother!
Suboshi: ...which one of us is the Mrs.?
Amiboshi: This isn't right!
Suboshi: ...I like yoyos.
Li Mai: Yes, you will make a fine couple.
Amiboshi: What?!
Suboshi: ...pickle?
Chiriko: My parents are...uh...
Li Mai: That's right! Now, all of you stand in a big clump over there in front of the chocolate factory! I have a surprise! Yui, it's your line.
Yui: ...
Li Mai: Yui do it now! *blows fire breath*
Yui: Oh wow. Look it's Mr. Willy Wonka, I'm so happy.
Li Mai: Okay, come on Mr. Wonka! *the giant doors open and out pops...*
Nakago: All of you will be in my power for the rest of the day! HAHAHAHA!! And Victor...I'll be keeping a *special* eye on you! *winks*
Tamahome: Oh Suzaku! Save me! *hides behind Miaka*
Miaka: Tamahome, I'm trying to eat over here!
Random fan girl: My Tamahome! *runs away with Tamahome*
Li Mai: Hey! He's one of the main characters! Bring him back this instant! Tasuki go get him!
Tasuki: Why the *beep* should I get the *beep* *beep*?!
Li Mai: ...I hate you...
Tasuki: Finally!
Li Mai: ...I was lying.
Tasuki: *beeeeeeep*!
Chichiri: Since I am a good boy I will save him, no da!
Li Mai: Good boy! Who's a good boy? You are! Yay! *pets Chichiri*
Chichiri: *trots off happily*
Li Mai: Well, I'll let him go save Tamahome...see you soon...after he finds him...
Amiboshi: This whole thing is wrong!
Li Mai: Soon you'll have fire for hair and a bad mouth!
Amiboshi: *looks at Tasuki*
Tasuki: What the *beep* do you *beep* *beep* want?!
Amiboshi: Never mind...this is the best show ever...
Li Mai: That's more like it. See you soon and happy holidays to one and all!
To Be Continued...