Hermione could hardly wait for the end of the day. She got to have
detention with Severus! Harry and Ron were utterly confused that she was so
excited to go to detention. They hadn't heard that it would be with Snape
so they didn't know why she was so excited.
"Okay, Herms, will you please tell me why you are so excited about detention?" Ron asked her during lunch. They had made up after the little Malfoy incident and were talking to each other now.
"No, you'll just make fun of me," she answered him.
"That's what you said about the Yule Ball in fourth year!" he complained.
"Yes and then when you found out you freaked! No, I don't think I'll tell you. And don't put on your puppy face! It won't work this time!"
***
Severus was trying to hurry up and get everything ready. He had just been told that Hermione would be coming for detention and he wanted everything to be ready. He planned on them working on a potion that Dumbledor had asked him to make. He was going to wait, but when he found out that Hermione was coming in, he knew she was clever enough to help make it. He just had to hurry to get everything ready before 7:00.
He looked at the clock: 6:45. Oh stuff! He only had 15 minutes! He ran and got everything else needed for the potion. He just had time to take a glimpse in the mirror before he heard a knock on the door.
*** (A/N: This goes into the past a bit. To Hermione getting ready)
"Herms, you are pathetic," Hermione said to herself in the mirror. Someone would have thought she was going on a date with how excited she was. "It's a detention for goodness sakes! Even if it is with a cool, sweet, good looking- wait! I'm not supposed to have these kind of thoughts about a teacher! I bet he's twice my age and I'm beginning to have a cru- NO! I do not have a crush on him! And why am I talking to myself?"
She looked at her watch; 6:45. 'Well,' she thought, 'I had better leave. I really don't want to be late, although that would mean I would get another detention. No, I'm going to be on time.'
She left the tower avoiding Harry and Ron (especially Ron!) and walked down towards the dungeons.
***
Severus opened the door to the pretty girl on the other side and smiled.
"Hello, Hermione," he said cheerfully.
She smiled back, "Hello, Severus. I'm here for detention!"
Severus got a mischievous look in his eyes, "Hermione Grange? In detention? That has got to be a first! What did you do?" He laughed.
"Actually, I've been in detention before. And I sort of gave Malfoy a melon for a nose," she answered him giggling.
Severus laughed harder, "Oh, I wish I could have seen that! Do you think he still has it as big? He wasn't in class today so he's more than likely still in the hospital wing."
Hermione smiled evilly, "The hex I used would make it so that it would keep his nose like that for three days so he should still have it."
Severus thought for a minute. Finally he said to her with an evil glint in his eye, "What do you say we go and see how he's doing? It might make him feel better that some one thought to give him a visit and it might give us a good laugh."
"Seriously?" Severus nodded, "That would be fun, but what about my detention?"
"We'll only take a peek then we can come back here and work on the potion I had planned."
"Alright let's go."
The two opened the door and peeked around to see if there was anyone around. Then they snuck down the hall towards the Hospital Wing. The trip there was uneventful. When they got to the door, they heard what sounded like snoring. Hermione stifled a giggle when she realized that it was snoring. She looked up at Severus and saw that he was holding back laughter also. That only made it harder for her to hold in hers. But some how she managed and they peeked around the doorway.
How she held her laughter in for as long as she did, Hermione didn't know. There was Malfoy in one of the beds, lying on his back with his nose up. His nose was about as big as a water melon and the snoring was coming from him. Severus couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. Hermione tried to hold hers, but she joined in.
Malfoy woke and looked around for who was laughing. By this time they were on the floor clutching at each others arms for support to stand, but they just laughed harder when they saw the look of fury on Malfoys face.
"Get out of here, Mudblood!" he screamed. The two just continued to laugh until they finally found strength to stand and stumbled out of the room before Madam Promphry caught them.
Still giggling they ran back to the dungeon they had been at. When in there, Hermione collapsed in a chair while Severus leaned against his desk.
"What a sight! Did you see how small his eyes looked when he glared over his. his... NOSE!" she fell into another fit of laughter.
Severus chuckled. "I think we should get started on that potion now."
"Good idea," Hermione agreed. 'He acts so young,' Hermione thought to herself, 'I wonder how old he really is?'
Then before she could stop herself she asked, "How old are, Severus?"
Severus looked at her with laughing eyes, "Eighteen."
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"Okay, Herms, will you please tell me why you are so excited about detention?" Ron asked her during lunch. They had made up after the little Malfoy incident and were talking to each other now.
"No, you'll just make fun of me," she answered him.
"That's what you said about the Yule Ball in fourth year!" he complained.
"Yes and then when you found out you freaked! No, I don't think I'll tell you. And don't put on your puppy face! It won't work this time!"
***
Severus was trying to hurry up and get everything ready. He had just been told that Hermione would be coming for detention and he wanted everything to be ready. He planned on them working on a potion that Dumbledor had asked him to make. He was going to wait, but when he found out that Hermione was coming in, he knew she was clever enough to help make it. He just had to hurry to get everything ready before 7:00.
He looked at the clock: 6:45. Oh stuff! He only had 15 minutes! He ran and got everything else needed for the potion. He just had time to take a glimpse in the mirror before he heard a knock on the door.
*** (A/N: This goes into the past a bit. To Hermione getting ready)
"Herms, you are pathetic," Hermione said to herself in the mirror. Someone would have thought she was going on a date with how excited she was. "It's a detention for goodness sakes! Even if it is with a cool, sweet, good looking- wait! I'm not supposed to have these kind of thoughts about a teacher! I bet he's twice my age and I'm beginning to have a cru- NO! I do not have a crush on him! And why am I talking to myself?"
She looked at her watch; 6:45. 'Well,' she thought, 'I had better leave. I really don't want to be late, although that would mean I would get another detention. No, I'm going to be on time.'
She left the tower avoiding Harry and Ron (especially Ron!) and walked down towards the dungeons.
***
Severus opened the door to the pretty girl on the other side and smiled.
"Hello, Hermione," he said cheerfully.
She smiled back, "Hello, Severus. I'm here for detention!"
Severus got a mischievous look in his eyes, "Hermione Grange? In detention? That has got to be a first! What did you do?" He laughed.
"Actually, I've been in detention before. And I sort of gave Malfoy a melon for a nose," she answered him giggling.
Severus laughed harder, "Oh, I wish I could have seen that! Do you think he still has it as big? He wasn't in class today so he's more than likely still in the hospital wing."
Hermione smiled evilly, "The hex I used would make it so that it would keep his nose like that for three days so he should still have it."
Severus thought for a minute. Finally he said to her with an evil glint in his eye, "What do you say we go and see how he's doing? It might make him feel better that some one thought to give him a visit and it might give us a good laugh."
"Seriously?" Severus nodded, "That would be fun, but what about my detention?"
"We'll only take a peek then we can come back here and work on the potion I had planned."
"Alright let's go."
The two opened the door and peeked around to see if there was anyone around. Then they snuck down the hall towards the Hospital Wing. The trip there was uneventful. When they got to the door, they heard what sounded like snoring. Hermione stifled a giggle when she realized that it was snoring. She looked up at Severus and saw that he was holding back laughter also. That only made it harder for her to hold in hers. But some how she managed and they peeked around the doorway.
How she held her laughter in for as long as she did, Hermione didn't know. There was Malfoy in one of the beds, lying on his back with his nose up. His nose was about as big as a water melon and the snoring was coming from him. Severus couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. Hermione tried to hold hers, but she joined in.
Malfoy woke and looked around for who was laughing. By this time they were on the floor clutching at each others arms for support to stand, but they just laughed harder when they saw the look of fury on Malfoys face.
"Get out of here, Mudblood!" he screamed. The two just continued to laugh until they finally found strength to stand and stumbled out of the room before Madam Promphry caught them.
Still giggling they ran back to the dungeon they had been at. When in there, Hermione collapsed in a chair while Severus leaned against his desk.
"What a sight! Did you see how small his eyes looked when he glared over his. his... NOSE!" she fell into another fit of laughter.
Severus chuckled. "I think we should get started on that potion now."
"Good idea," Hermione agreed. 'He acts so young,' Hermione thought to herself, 'I wonder how old he really is?'
Then before she could stop herself she asked, "How old are, Severus?"
Severus looked at her with laughing eyes, "Eighteen."
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