Truth or Dare, HP Style!

Everyone has left the train, and they're now at Hogwarts just for y'all to know, lolz. It's time for the Sorting.

DICLAIMER - I don't own the characters or places in this story.

Now, for the moment you've been waiting for... The Sorting!!

As the students settled down in the Great Hall, talking amongst themselves, the newly formed couples were sneaking glances at eachother, hoping they would get some time alone sometime soon.

Professor Mcgonnagal rose and asked for silence. She placed the Sorting Hat on the stool, while the little first years looked around in awe. The ceiling looked like a sky, there were floating candles, and there was a hat on a stool.

And so, the Sorting Ceremony began with the Sorting Hat's song.

"Kathryn Basster!" Professor Mcgonnagal shouted out, starting the ceremony.

A tall girl with short dark hair sat down looking around and thinking about all the things she would learn.

"Ravenclaw!"

The Ravenclaw table cheered, as did everyone else.

"Lauren Cormale!"

A first year with wavy brown hair smiled nervously while sitting on the stool and having the Sorting Hat placed upon her head.

"Gryffindor!"

Lauren scurried over to the Gryffindor table while everyone cheered. Loudest of all the Gryffindors.

And so, the Sorting continued, mostly Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws, with a few Gryffindors and SLytherins in between.

"Emerald Jacen!'

The Sorting Hat went on Emerald's head, and stayed silent for a while.

'A fairly good mind, a loyal heart, and yet bravery of a Gryffindor... But where to put her?'

"Gryffindor!"

"Armando Paunt"

"Hufflepuff!"

"Genvieve Renolda"

The Sorting Hat once again stayed silent for a while.

'She has much bravery, and a bit of intelligence in her, not excessive. A loyal Hufflepuff she would be at times. But... Oh no...'

"Slytherin!"

The last few first years were Sorted, and Dumbledore stood to announce the usual rules and speech.

Finally, the feast began. And what a feast it was. Never-ending food, and so much laughter and conversations. Everyone was included.

Hermione walked over to Lauren.

"Hi Lauren. Welcome to Hogwarts."

"Hi."

"You'll have lots of fun at Hogwarts, but make sure you follow the rules. I'm a prefect, so I'll be able to help you there. And do your homework early..." Hermione kept rambling on and on about homework, rules, and other Hermione type things.

Finally, Ron intervened.

"Don't mind her, she just cares a lot about school... And she's one to talk aobut rule breaking." Ron smiled cheekily.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Honestly, with friends like you, I'll get expelled soon!"

"Anyways Lauren..." Hermione looked back at Lauren, who had disappeared. "Hm, I wonder where she ran off to?"

"Anywhere away from you." Ron said, laughing.

"Shut up Ron."

With that, the two went back to their seats the finish eating.

After everyone could eat no more, the food stopped reappearing, and they went upstairs to the Gryffindor Tower.

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Sorry that it took so long. My internet was down so I couldn't post anything. Therefore, I decided to spend the day a)Waiting for my mum to go out and buy the book which she will in about and hour. b)Write some more chapters for this story. c)Read the book once my mum brings it.

That chapter didn't really have much to do with Truth or Dare or anything like that, but I still wanted to write something. I hope you enjoyed it, it's not half as good as the real Harry Potter, but it's still better than nothing. I don't expect very many reviews, the Harry Potter book is out afterall, so everyone will be busy with that. But if you want me to continue, I will. And I will be too... Once I get it, lolz. Oh well, if you can find some time, feel free to review. :D

I put up another story. It's called "Survivor, HP Style." I think I'm only going to be doing parodies of existing things for now, they're funner to write than actual stories. Lolz.