Chapter 2: Getting to know your furby
Kitsune: hey sorry about not updating soon, my computer was acting up so I couldn't type my second chapter. Well here it is, enjoy
Yami: ...*staring at his furby*
Yami's Furby: *staring back at Yami*
Yami: uhh..hi?
Yami's furby: whazzup
Yami: o.O
Yami Malik: *staring at his furby, stomach growling*
Yami Malik's furby: *glaring back*
Yami Malik: hey don't give me that look!
Yami Malik's furby: oh really. And I should listen to you after you threw me why?
Yami Malik: because I said so
Bakura: *staring at his furby*
Bakura's furby: well are you going to say anything?
Yami and Yami Malik: hahahaha its got a girl voice
Yami: Bakura it fits you so well
Yami Malik: yea you two are meant for each other
Bakura: -__- why does mine have a feminine voice?
Bakura's furby: hey whats wrong with girls? You sexist pig!
Bakura: hey!
Yami: yea girls are great ^___^
Yami Malik: I'll have to agree with the pharaoh on that one
Bakura's furby: *large sweatdrop*
Yami: well anyways we need to name these things. As good parents we should give them great names
Bakura: who said we are good parents
Yami Malik: or want to
Yami: oh fine then im gonna name mine...Bob!
Bakura: *shakes head* such a sad boy you are Yami. I'll name mine Necro from my necrophile card
Yami Malik: heh that's obvious you were gonna name your furby that
Bakura: so? What are you going to name yours?
Yami Malik: mine's gonna be...Ra
Bakura: uhh ok
Ra: o.O Ra?
Bob: hey why do I get the crappy name?
Yami: because I named you so there
Necro: oh well I hope what you named me after is a girl
Bakura: well it does have large breasts....
Yami: . and you said I was bad you naughty boy
Yami Malik: well now that these things are named, what are we gonna do now?
Yami: uhh...take them to where all the other babies go
Bakura: and that would be where?
Yami: good question oh well lets get going now and maybe we can find it
Yami Malik: hmm..maybe I can train mine to be just like me
Bakura: one of you is bad enough *goes out the door*
Yami: *follows*
Yami Malik: *follows too, after stealing any sharp objects in Yami's house* hehehe
At a nearby mall.
Yami: I think the people here are too old
Bakura: so we can make these furbys socially mature
Yami Malik: I still think we should have gone to a bar
Yami: umm.how about no
Bakura: hey what are we waiting for? Lets go in
Inside the mall.
Yami Malik: so..which store first?
Yami: a playboy store!
Bakura: v_v am I the only sane one around here?
Pegasus: no not really baku-boy
All three yamis: O_O AAAHHHH!!!!!! ITS PEGASUS RUN AWAY!!!! *haul ass*
Pegasus: aww poo, all I wanted was someone to talk to
On the other side of the mall.
Bakura: *panting* that..was..not..cool..at..all
Yami Malik: *looks at the store in front of them* hey a Babies R Us store
Yami: *is already in the store* hmm..now what to buy for my furby
Bob: hey can I have a gun?
Yami: no
Bob: can I have a sword?
Yami: no
Bob: can i-
Yami Malik: kill you?
Yami; yes oh wait No!
Yami Malik: almost got ya there
Bakura: can you two shut up so I can get out of this weird store *giving the baby clothes a strange look*
Yami: ok *gets a bunch of random outfits*
Bob: can I have a leather jacket
Yami: ok
Bakura: geez you and your leather
Yami: hey at least I look good in leather
Yami Malik: *goes to another store and buys a bunch of weapons* ^__^ my furby is gonna beat them all
Bakura: *sees Yami Malik* gasp is that thing smiling? Wow hell is freezing over
Yami: *walks out of the store with all the baby stuff*
Cashier: hey you didn't pay for all that stuff
Yami: oh uhh...hey look Pegasus is stripping *points to a random direction*
Cashier: oooooo really? *turns and looks*
Yami: *grabs the other two spirits and runs out of the mall*
Cashier: *turns back* hey that guy isn't stripping *sees that the spirits are gone* hey..that's not nice
In a random park.
Yami: well now that we have all the baby stuff now what should we do?
Bakura: we need to teach them the necessities of life
Yami Malik: hehehe I know what any furby needs
Necro: hey im a girl so no naughty male things
Yami: aww..fine
Bakura: well first we need to teach them about who's our enemies and friends
Yami: well its already been established that Pegasus should be avoided at all times
Bakura: I'll just deal with him again but then there is Duke
Yami Malik: and there is always the goodie good guys too
Yami: hey leave my hikari alone
Yami Malik: hey that little kid won over my hikari, mine is supposed to be as evil as I am
Furbys: *not listening, ploting and eating stolen food that they somehow got*
Yami: whatever anyways you must remember to carry around a lighter at all times
Bakura: yea just in case if you see any gas stations
Yami Malik: and the gas trucks and anything else flammable too like Yami's hair
Yami: *covering his hair* noooo anything but the hair! Please I beg of you, just spare my hair
Bakura: *large sweatdrop* I shall inch away from you two *inches away*
Yami: *sees the furbys not listening* hey you three pay attention
Bob: never! Mwahahaha
Necro: umm..we already know all of the stuff you just said
Ra: yep what she said
Yami: *gasp* they are smart
Bakura: yea compared to you
Yami: shut up albino, geez stupid egyptains
Yami Malik: uhh pharaoh you are an egyptain too ya know
Yami: o.o oh hehe ^__^;;
Bakura: v___v someone just kill me now
Ra: *uses the eye drawn on his head and takes Bakura's ligher* ^__^ time to play
Necro: *takes lighter from Ra and ignites Yami's hair* yup yup
Yami: AAIIIEEEE!!!!! Help me someone! *jumps into a lake*
Bakura: *rolling on the ground* hahaha I wonder who did that
Yami Malik: don't you have the lighter Bakura?
Bakura: yea *checks his pocket* hey wait its not there
Yami Malik: *turns slowly and stares at the furbys* oh ra help us all
To be continued.
Kitsune: hey sorry about not updating soon, my computer was acting up so I couldn't type my second chapter. Well here it is, enjoy
Yami: ...*staring at his furby*
Yami's Furby: *staring back at Yami*
Yami: uhh..hi?
Yami's furby: whazzup
Yami: o.O
Yami Malik: *staring at his furby, stomach growling*
Yami Malik's furby: *glaring back*
Yami Malik: hey don't give me that look!
Yami Malik's furby: oh really. And I should listen to you after you threw me why?
Yami Malik: because I said so
Bakura: *staring at his furby*
Bakura's furby: well are you going to say anything?
Yami and Yami Malik: hahahaha its got a girl voice
Yami: Bakura it fits you so well
Yami Malik: yea you two are meant for each other
Bakura: -__- why does mine have a feminine voice?
Bakura's furby: hey whats wrong with girls? You sexist pig!
Bakura: hey!
Yami: yea girls are great ^___^
Yami Malik: I'll have to agree with the pharaoh on that one
Bakura's furby: *large sweatdrop*
Yami: well anyways we need to name these things. As good parents we should give them great names
Bakura: who said we are good parents
Yami Malik: or want to
Yami: oh fine then im gonna name mine...Bob!
Bakura: *shakes head* such a sad boy you are Yami. I'll name mine Necro from my necrophile card
Yami Malik: heh that's obvious you were gonna name your furby that
Bakura: so? What are you going to name yours?
Yami Malik: mine's gonna be...Ra
Bakura: uhh ok
Ra: o.O Ra?
Bob: hey why do I get the crappy name?
Yami: because I named you so there
Necro: oh well I hope what you named me after is a girl
Bakura: well it does have large breasts....
Yami: . and you said I was bad you naughty boy
Yami Malik: well now that these things are named, what are we gonna do now?
Yami: uhh...take them to where all the other babies go
Bakura: and that would be where?
Yami: good question oh well lets get going now and maybe we can find it
Yami Malik: hmm..maybe I can train mine to be just like me
Bakura: one of you is bad enough *goes out the door*
Yami: *follows*
Yami Malik: *follows too, after stealing any sharp objects in Yami's house* hehehe
At a nearby mall.
Yami: I think the people here are too old
Bakura: so we can make these furbys socially mature
Yami Malik: I still think we should have gone to a bar
Yami: umm.how about no
Bakura: hey what are we waiting for? Lets go in
Inside the mall.
Yami Malik: so..which store first?
Yami: a playboy store!
Bakura: v_v am I the only sane one around here?
Pegasus: no not really baku-boy
All three yamis: O_O AAAHHHH!!!!!! ITS PEGASUS RUN AWAY!!!! *haul ass*
Pegasus: aww poo, all I wanted was someone to talk to
On the other side of the mall.
Bakura: *panting* that..was..not..cool..at..all
Yami Malik: *looks at the store in front of them* hey a Babies R Us store
Yami: *is already in the store* hmm..now what to buy for my furby
Bob: hey can I have a gun?
Yami: no
Bob: can I have a sword?
Yami: no
Bob: can i-
Yami Malik: kill you?
Yami; yes oh wait No!
Yami Malik: almost got ya there
Bakura: can you two shut up so I can get out of this weird store *giving the baby clothes a strange look*
Yami: ok *gets a bunch of random outfits*
Bob: can I have a leather jacket
Yami: ok
Bakura: geez you and your leather
Yami: hey at least I look good in leather
Yami Malik: *goes to another store and buys a bunch of weapons* ^__^ my furby is gonna beat them all
Bakura: *sees Yami Malik* gasp is that thing smiling? Wow hell is freezing over
Yami: *walks out of the store with all the baby stuff*
Cashier: hey you didn't pay for all that stuff
Yami: oh uhh...hey look Pegasus is stripping *points to a random direction*
Cashier: oooooo really? *turns and looks*
Yami: *grabs the other two spirits and runs out of the mall*
Cashier: *turns back* hey that guy isn't stripping *sees that the spirits are gone* hey..that's not nice
In a random park.
Yami: well now that we have all the baby stuff now what should we do?
Bakura: we need to teach them the necessities of life
Yami Malik: hehehe I know what any furby needs
Necro: hey im a girl so no naughty male things
Yami: aww..fine
Bakura: well first we need to teach them about who's our enemies and friends
Yami: well its already been established that Pegasus should be avoided at all times
Bakura: I'll just deal with him again but then there is Duke
Yami Malik: and there is always the goodie good guys too
Yami: hey leave my hikari alone
Yami Malik: hey that little kid won over my hikari, mine is supposed to be as evil as I am
Furbys: *not listening, ploting and eating stolen food that they somehow got*
Yami: whatever anyways you must remember to carry around a lighter at all times
Bakura: yea just in case if you see any gas stations
Yami Malik: and the gas trucks and anything else flammable too like Yami's hair
Yami: *covering his hair* noooo anything but the hair! Please I beg of you, just spare my hair
Bakura: *large sweatdrop* I shall inch away from you two *inches away*
Yami: *sees the furbys not listening* hey you three pay attention
Bob: never! Mwahahaha
Necro: umm..we already know all of the stuff you just said
Ra: yep what she said
Yami: *gasp* they are smart
Bakura: yea compared to you
Yami: shut up albino, geez stupid egyptains
Yami Malik: uhh pharaoh you are an egyptain too ya know
Yami: o.o oh hehe ^__^;;
Bakura: v___v someone just kill me now
Ra: *uses the eye drawn on his head and takes Bakura's ligher* ^__^ time to play
Necro: *takes lighter from Ra and ignites Yami's hair* yup yup
Yami: AAIIIEEEE!!!!! Help me someone! *jumps into a lake*
Bakura: *rolling on the ground* hahaha I wonder who did that
Yami Malik: don't you have the lighter Bakura?
Bakura: yea *checks his pocket* hey wait its not there
Yami Malik: *turns slowly and stares at the furbys* oh ra help us all
To be continued.