A/N: Thank you all for the great feedback! I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and since you were so loyal in reviewing, I'm giving you the third chapter. Enjoy!

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They could all see the anger in Luke's eyes. "Lorelai, do you know how badly I'm going to kill you?"

"Luke, I'm sorry, but I was bored. And tired. If you want, I can tell everyone that you're not the daddy of my nonexistent baby," Lorelai said.

"If I want? Of course I want you to! Do you know what everyone's going to think? That I cheated on Nicole and got you knocked up. Do you wish death?"

"No," she said silently.

He lightly shook his head. "You're crazy, you know that?"

She smiled. "Does that mean I'm off the hook?"

"Ha. No. What you did was wrong and you know it."

Lorelai pouted. "But I told I was sorry, I don't know what else to do."

"Mom, maybe you could fake something. Like you have an argument with Luke and he. . .punches you in the stomach!" Rory suggested.

Lorelai gasped. "I have a violent child."

"Sorry, it was just off the top of my head."

"How about you just tell everyone at the town meeting that you were a little drunk and made up that story to get attention and also to say that it's not true," Lane offered.

"That's a very good idea Lane. You must have taken the other half of Rory's brain," Lorelai said.

Rory rolled her eyes. "Mom, you're getting out of hand with the brain thing."

"But Rory, you've lost your smartness."

"Oy with the poodles already!"

"Hey! That's mine!"

"Fine then. Oy vay."

"Better."

"Good."

"Can we get back to Lorelai's crazy antics?" Luke proposed.

"Oy with the poodles already," Lorelai whispered to Rory.

Rory giggled. "What did she say, Rory?"

"Um, nothing."

"You're bad at lying, as always, so please, what crazy little thing did she whisper in your ear?"

"She said 'oy with the poodles already'."

He rolled his eyes. "One of these days I'm going to run you two out of town."

"That's not nice," Lorelai stated. "First you were gonna kill me, now you're gonna run me out of town. That's very rude, Lucas."

"I'm going. Do what Lane suggested at the town meeting tonight."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then I'll cut off your coffee." She frowned, then smiled. "And make sure Caesar doesn't give you any, either."

She frowned again. "Darn you, Luke Danes."

"Only doing the right thing, Lorelai Gilmore."

"Stop it."

"Stop what?"

"Being all noble. You're scaring the kids."

"I don't think I'd scare them, only you."

She rolled her eyes. "Neah," she said while sticking her tongue out.

Luke rolled his eyes and walked to the door. "And this time, I'm not kidding about the coffee, Lorelai."

She was about to say something but he was already out the door. "Did that seem like a weird conversation to you or was it just me?"

"No, it was weird," Rory said to Lorelai.

"Kay, just making sure."

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Lorelai and Rory walked into Miss Patty's Dance School for the town meeting. They noticed that the place wasn't filled up yet.

"Wow, are we early again?" Lorelai asked.

"I think so. It's like a miracle or something."

"Ooh, look, there's my baby daddy."

"Mom."

"Oh yeah, right. Luke."

They walked over to Luke and noticed Nicole was there too. Lorelai gave Rory a look and sat down next to him.

"Hey, are we early?" Lorelai asked.

"Surprisingly you are. Is the guilt bothering you?"

"Shut up. And I don't think I want to say what I did while Nicole's around."

"Just get it over with and I'll explain it to her later."

"Are you sure?"

"Ok, so no coffee for Lorelai."

"No! Ok, I'll do it, but you have to fully support me."

"You mean sit here and do nothing?"

"Yep."

He nodded. "I think I can handle it."

"Okie dokie then."

Lorelai stood up right after Taylor banged his gavel.

"Lorelai, what is it that you need?" Taylor asked.

"I need to explain something to everyone who was in the diner when I said. . .something."

"Oh, you mean you're," Miss Patty looked at Lorelai's stomach, "condition?"

"No. Yes. Well, that's the thing. I have no condition."

"Except maybe a mental one," Luke said quietly.

She smacked him on the head. "The point is, what I said is not true. I was a little drunk and said it just to get attention. I know I led you all on, I'm sorry, but nothing is happening and nothing ever will happen."

"Never say never, my dear," Miss Patty said.

"Oy," Lorelai said while sitting down.

"What's going on?" Lorelai heard Nicole ask Luke.

"Oh, it's just a stupid thing Lorelai did. It's over now."

"All right."

"So Ror, after this, did you want Chinese or Luke's?" Lorelai asked.

"Hmm, I'm kinda in the mood for Chinese."

"Yeah, I'm really not in that mood."

"Pizza it is then."

"Ooh, let's get gummy worms on 'em again!"

"Ok!"

"Ugh, you two and your eating habits are disgusting," Luke said.

"Thank you, Lukey, so you never want us to eat at your diner again or what?"

"I didn't say that. I just said that you're choices of food can be wrong."

"I clearly heard you say that what we eat was disgusting, did you hear that?" Lorelai asked Rory.

"I sure did."

"You guys are impossible."

"Aw, are you gonna go in your monosyllabic state again?"

"No."

"Oh, and there he goes."

"Shh."

Lorelai smiled. "Luke, you're so funny."

"Quiet."

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"Dunno."

"Wow, he even answered that with one answer, and here I thought I could break him," Lorelai said to Rory.

"It's ok, you tried your hardest. But once he's in that state it's hard to break him."

"Luke what do you want to do for dinner?" Nicole asked.

"We could try that new sushi restaurant."

"My god, she's good," Lorelai said.

"She is, we should ask her how she does it," Rory agreed.

"Excuse me, would you mind participating in our poll?" Taylor asked Lorelai and Rory.

"Oh, sorry Taylor," Lorelai said.

"Ok, who wants to have professional hunters to come and kill the deer?"

"Oh god, Taylor, not this again!" Luke said.

"But Luke, you must have noticed that they're starting to get other people's gardens as well."

"Well, thankfully I don't have a garden. And since I don't, let them be."

There was a murmur of agreement. "People, you must think of the bigger picture. Do you want to get sick because they have spit on your food and even gone to the bathroom on your vegetables."

"Ew," everybody said at different times.

"I know it may seem disgusting but we have to take action! It's breeding season and you know what happens? They come and let their children feast on our food, and then they do it with their children. . . pretty soon we'll all have to have them shipped in the town."

"Or you could just try to direct them back to the forest. Maybe they'll go after Nick's Village," Luke said.

"That's a good idea, Luke, but have you thought of the consequences?"

"Consequences? I just told you that so you'd shut up."

"Taylor, why don't you just set out safe traps then take them out to greener pastures," Lorelai said.

"Why, that's a really great idea, Lorelai. I can say your nausea is not affecting you tonight."

She rolled her eyes. "I told you it wasn't true. It was a story I made up. Now get over it and vote."

"Right, all in favor of setting out safe traps to give the deer a more comfortable home?" The whole room rose their hand. "All opposed?" One hand went up in the back. "All right then. Meeting adjourned," he said while banging his gavel.

"Oh thank god," Lorelai said once she heard the gavel.

"Mom, that was a good idea you gave."

"Yeah, well, someone had to say something in order to shut him up."

"Good plan."

She gasped. "Oh my god, Rory!" She grabbed Rory's arm. "Look."

Rory saw a doe and fawn walking across the street. "Aw."

"That is so cute. Too bad they're gonna go away. I actually liked them there."

"Yeah. Quick, Mom, let's name them."

"Ok, how about. . . the mommy can be Daffodil."

"And the baby can be Daisy."

"Aw, that's so cute." Lorelai pulled Rory into a hug. "I love you, honey."

"I love you too, Mom."

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A/N: Not a whole lot of JavaJunkie-ness going on but I promise there will be lots more in the next chapter! Let's see. . . I would like at least 12 more reviews before I continue. Au revoir for now!