The Christmas Clip Show!

by Mahna Mahna

You know how when some people completely forget about buying Christmas gifts until the night before, they go through some of their old stuff to try to wrap up and pass it off as a brand new gift? This is sort of like that....

7. Interlude: Here We Come A Wassailing

Thanks for the great reviews!

Seven skits down, five more to go…..

Hopefully I'll have these all up before Christmas.

On with the show!

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"Interlude"

Jane: Messed up Christmas Carol #11: Here We Come A-Wassailing

Here we come a-wassailing among the leaves so green;
Here we come a-wassailing, whatever the heck that means….
Love and joy come to you, and to you our wassail, too.
And God bless you and send you a dictionary
so that you can look up wassailing with me.

Seriously, what the heck does 'wassailing' mean? If I'm going to go out and "wassail", I'd like to know what it is I'm doing.

Daria: It means 'to give a toast to someone'.

Jane: Thank you Ms. Dictionary… Miss Webster…. Miss Oxford….

Daria: Thank *you*, Miss Thesaurus.