HPB Turns into Hogwarts
Author: Whitney N(Sk8r Girl) Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley Brown- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
Chapter 3: Lets learn about each other boys and girls!
Professor Giggles walked into the classroom, a big grin was plastered on her face. She was never known to frown, always smiled and laughed. She was called Professor Giggles also known as Grace Giggles. Either way she was still Professor Giggles.
"Good morning class! Today we are going to be learning about one another. Who would like to stand up and share about themselves first?" She asked, her big goldish/brown eyes looked around the class slowly.
"Um, I'll go first." A small voice said, everyone turned to look at Claire Parker who was a 5th year and in Gryffindor house. She slowly stood up and walked towards the front of the room and cleared her throat and turned around.
"Hi, I'm Claire Parker. I'm currently in the Gryffindor house and I have been going here for five years. I am currently obsessed with Roswell and love Roswell, it's a show in case you have never heard of it."
"Claire, Isn't Roswell some made up show about Aliens and what-not?" Asked Jamie, a 6th year Slytherin.
"Thanks for pointing that out Captain obvious." Courtney said, rolling her eyes, she couldn't stand Jamie but she held all it in and just smiled sarcasticly over at Jamie.
"You are so very welcome Marketa Market girl." Jamie responded back just as sarcastic.
"It's Depp." Courtney corrected.
"No, actually it's Marketa, and it's a stupid last name." Jamie said, standing up, pressing her palms against the table.
"And I think you better just shut up missy." Ashley concluded, her eyes set a glare towards Jamie. Jamie always gave people a hard time, and Ashley was really getting sick of it.
"Ooh and what are you going to do? Huh? Give me a. .. " Jamie paused for a moment and mocked a prefect voice. "Detention? Ooh I'm so scared. I think I'm going to go call my little mommy and cry for help." Jamie laughed.
"Will you need your mom to change your diapers and give you milk in a bottle like a wittle baby?" Whitney responded to that, normally she never said anything, but she decided to say something at least. Shaking her head she looked back over at Professor Giggles, who was not approving this at all.
"Jamie, I want you to go see Lissy, you really need help with your anger management problems and you need to learn how to respect other students. I'm sure Lissy would love to help you." She put a big smile on her face and pointed towards the door. "Dobby will escort you to Lissy's office."
Jamie mumbled something under her breath and left the room, there was a long moment of silence. Stacie who had been cracking up in the back of the room stood up and started to sing.
"Row, Row, Row your boat gently down the stream, throw Jamie over board and listen to her scream." She swayed back and forth, and soon everyone joined in with her singing. "Five days later, she was floating down in Deleware chewing on her underwear, six weeks later eaten by a polar bear. That's why the polar bear died!" Everyone fake coughed twice, and Stacie sat back down. A smile on her face.
"Well, that was really interesting. Thank you Claire for telling us about yourself." Professor Giggles said disappointedly. "Anyone up for sharing about themselves next?"
Iris stood up, and waved at everyone. "Hi! I'm Iris and I like men who can play guitars. Men that could play guitars rock, they do. I really really like men who can play guitars." She nodded slowly.
"Hello Iris." Everyone responded, some of them giggled violently, and some just shook there heads.
Ashley stood up, and smiled at everyone "Hey Ya'll, I'm Ashley and I'm a 6th year and I am in Ravenclaw. And. . . " She paused for a moment and said it out without any emotion. "I hate stupid people. But I like nice people, and I love Audrey Hepburn."
A boy who was a 2nd year in Ravenclaw raised his hand slowly, Ashley nodded slowly awaiting for him to ask his question. But knowing him, it was going to be a really stupid question.
"Um, Ashley. You're a sixth year correct?"
"Uhm, No, Actually I'm a 10th year and I am the smartest kid in the school." Ashley said sarcasticly.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This school goes up till the 10th grade?!"
"Yes! And guess what?!" Her voice was filled up with sarcastic excitement. "I'm the ONLY tenth year here!" She smiled. "Isn't that great?!"
"You're the only tenth year? Wait. . . how can that be? Hey! This school doesn't even go up to the tenth year!" The boy said.
"I didn't know that! Seriously? Why I was confused all along, thank you for pointing out the obvious Mr. Obvious" Ashley shook her head and sat back down in her seat. That boy, if it weren't for bad luck. He'd have none what- so-ever. She then looked around to see who was the next one to stand up.
Courtney who had been fiddling around with something, she stood up and held up the paper sword high into the sky. "AHOY! 'ere MATEYS!" She jumped onto the table and walked across it. "I'm Courtney Depp. Wife of Johnny Depp. I love Johnny Depp. He is mine! Anyone takes them! You're going to be thrown over board the Hogwarts school! FEEL THE WRATH OF COURTNEY DEPP. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" She laughed, and poked everyone with her paper sword. "And you thought you could get rid of the great Courtney De" She then fell off of the table, and she just laid there for a few moments. The whole class burst out into giggles.
"Ow. . . "
Ashley stood up and walked over to Courtney helping her up. A smile on her face.
"I'm okay, and thanks." Courtney responded quickly a blush of humility was on her face. She closed her eyes, and walked past Ashley limping back to her seat.
"Courtney, are you sure you're okay? You are limping. Liming means bad, and limping means your hurt. You don't want a peg leg." Ashley responded trying to make a joke out of it.
Courtney made a half smile over to Ashley and continued walking to her desk, she slowly sat down and sunk under her desk afraid that someone would make some rude comment about her falling off the table.
"I love CLAY AIKEN AND ONLY CLAY AIKEN! NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE CLAY AIKEN!" Lauren stood up and yelled at everyone just to make sure everyone understood this, she then sat down again, and went back to writing Mrs. Lauren Aiken, all over her paper.
Anne was busy drawing a goat to even notice what was going on. Biting her tongue slightly she wrote in big letters "MR. GOAT my imaginary goat friend." She smiled brightly.
"Anne, why don't you go next?" Professor Giggles asked impatiently.
Anne just nodded, she stood up, and held up the picture of her goat. "I am Anne, and this is my friend . . . MR. GOAT." She showed the picture to everyone so they can see. "He's imaginary and he's my best friend. Mr. Goat comes with me to class and everything! Goats rock!. I have many pictures of him. Hold on let me get some more." Digging through her pockets she took out a picture of Mr. Goat laying down on a little bench at the beach. "This is Mr. Goat at the beach! He's getting a tan." Everyone rolled there eyes. Anne gave them one look and they all just stared at her.
"And this!" She held up a picture of Mr. Goat in the middle of a disco floor. "Is Mr. Goat dancing in a 70's club. Doing the disco. Oh, and the girl next to him is. Mrs. Chicken, his best friend. But Mrs. Chicken hates me, and refuses to appear in anymore pictures. Her loss though." She continued on, and then grabbed another piece of paper.
"This is Mr. Goat, eating ice cream with me, and as you can tell by the picture, he couldn't exactly get the ice cream into his mouth so it got all over his face and he had an ICE CREAM face." Laughing hysterically as she remembered that moment with Mr. Goat. She then snorted and then stopped laughing. "Anyway, Mr. Goat is the best friend ever and I love Mr. Goat a lot." She kissed the picture of the goat and walked back to her seat and sat back down. "Oh, and Mr. Goat says you should change your name Professor Giggles, because you always give him the Giggles. Get it?" She snorted. "Giggles? Haha?"
Professor Giggles smiled. "Thank you Anne, for introducing us to Mr. Goat." Hm, I wonder what happened to her when she was a child? She really needs to talk to some person to help her with the goat thing. It's kind of scary. Actually it's really scary. More than scary. Petrifying.
"Um, well I would like to say something." Shae said, she stood up and smiled brightly. "I like Orlando Bloom, and he's ultra hot. I like to eat hot Candies off his body." Everyone looked at her as if she were crazy. "Oh, come on! I know you would want to! I mean who wouldn't?"
"Sit down now, I don't want to get any images in my head thank you." Said the Professor. She watched Shae as she sat down. "Anyone else?"
"I love Charmed." Carrie said quickly, she looked over at the Professor "It's the bets show! It really kicks ass. I mean, theres this boom! Then there is more action and fighting and drama and it's so good. The men in there are hot to. Eye Chauaua!" She finished talking and sat down. "oh and I'm Carrie, and I sang I will survive. Because, It's a hip song. I don't know what I'll sing next year!"
"Seven Days." There was a slight whisper in the room, Whitney slowly stood up. "I'm obsessed with The Ring, I've watched it about 4000 times, I've memorized almost the whole movie. I want to be Samara, but I don't have her hair color. I'm going to dye it soon. I'm also obessed with Buffy which sadly is now over. I also like Weird Al. He is the drug man, he makes everyone laugh. I hate Clowns they are evil. Pure evil. Disgusting little gits." She smiled brightly and saluted and sat down again.
After everyone was done, everyone exited the classroom in a hurry, they had to go their next class which was the worst class ever and was very boring. Courtney and Carrie slacked behind. They had some idea's of there own to how they wanted to make the class they all dreaded get canceled.
"Hmm, are the Hogwarts double trouble duo back in business?" Carrie asked putting her hand out to shake Courtney's.
"Hell, yeah!" she grabbed Carries hand and shook it, chuckling lightly. This was going to be one year that everyone would remember.
"Mr. Grumpy Butt head has no clue what is coming for him." Courtney remarked as they slowly made there way into the classroom a ton of tricks up her and Carries sleeves.
TBC in Chapter 3 in which is going to be named "Carrie and Courtney stir up trouble."
Author: Whitney N(Sk8r Girl) Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley Brown- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
Chapter 3: Lets learn about each other boys and girls!
Professor Giggles walked into the classroom, a big grin was plastered on her face. She was never known to frown, always smiled and laughed. She was called Professor Giggles also known as Grace Giggles. Either way she was still Professor Giggles.
"Good morning class! Today we are going to be learning about one another. Who would like to stand up and share about themselves first?" She asked, her big goldish/brown eyes looked around the class slowly.
"Um, I'll go first." A small voice said, everyone turned to look at Claire Parker who was a 5th year and in Gryffindor house. She slowly stood up and walked towards the front of the room and cleared her throat and turned around.
"Hi, I'm Claire Parker. I'm currently in the Gryffindor house and I have been going here for five years. I am currently obsessed with Roswell and love Roswell, it's a show in case you have never heard of it."
"Claire, Isn't Roswell some made up show about Aliens and what-not?" Asked Jamie, a 6th year Slytherin.
"Thanks for pointing that out Captain obvious." Courtney said, rolling her eyes, she couldn't stand Jamie but she held all it in and just smiled sarcasticly over at Jamie.
"You are so very welcome Marketa Market girl." Jamie responded back just as sarcastic.
"It's Depp." Courtney corrected.
"No, actually it's Marketa, and it's a stupid last name." Jamie said, standing up, pressing her palms against the table.
"And I think you better just shut up missy." Ashley concluded, her eyes set a glare towards Jamie. Jamie always gave people a hard time, and Ashley was really getting sick of it.
"Ooh and what are you going to do? Huh? Give me a. .. " Jamie paused for a moment and mocked a prefect voice. "Detention? Ooh I'm so scared. I think I'm going to go call my little mommy and cry for help." Jamie laughed.
"Will you need your mom to change your diapers and give you milk in a bottle like a wittle baby?" Whitney responded to that, normally she never said anything, but she decided to say something at least. Shaking her head she looked back over at Professor Giggles, who was not approving this at all.
"Jamie, I want you to go see Lissy, you really need help with your anger management problems and you need to learn how to respect other students. I'm sure Lissy would love to help you." She put a big smile on her face and pointed towards the door. "Dobby will escort you to Lissy's office."
Jamie mumbled something under her breath and left the room, there was a long moment of silence. Stacie who had been cracking up in the back of the room stood up and started to sing.
"Row, Row, Row your boat gently down the stream, throw Jamie over board and listen to her scream." She swayed back and forth, and soon everyone joined in with her singing. "Five days later, she was floating down in Deleware chewing on her underwear, six weeks later eaten by a polar bear. That's why the polar bear died!" Everyone fake coughed twice, and Stacie sat back down. A smile on her face.
"Well, that was really interesting. Thank you Claire for telling us about yourself." Professor Giggles said disappointedly. "Anyone up for sharing about themselves next?"
Iris stood up, and waved at everyone. "Hi! I'm Iris and I like men who can play guitars. Men that could play guitars rock, they do. I really really like men who can play guitars." She nodded slowly.
"Hello Iris." Everyone responded, some of them giggled violently, and some just shook there heads.
Ashley stood up, and smiled at everyone "Hey Ya'll, I'm Ashley and I'm a 6th year and I am in Ravenclaw. And. . . " She paused for a moment and said it out without any emotion. "I hate stupid people. But I like nice people, and I love Audrey Hepburn."
A boy who was a 2nd year in Ravenclaw raised his hand slowly, Ashley nodded slowly awaiting for him to ask his question. But knowing him, it was going to be a really stupid question.
"Um, Ashley. You're a sixth year correct?"
"Uhm, No, Actually I'm a 10th year and I am the smartest kid in the school." Ashley said sarcasticly.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This school goes up till the 10th grade?!"
"Yes! And guess what?!" Her voice was filled up with sarcastic excitement. "I'm the ONLY tenth year here!" She smiled. "Isn't that great?!"
"You're the only tenth year? Wait. . . how can that be? Hey! This school doesn't even go up to the tenth year!" The boy said.
"I didn't know that! Seriously? Why I was confused all along, thank you for pointing out the obvious Mr. Obvious" Ashley shook her head and sat back down in her seat. That boy, if it weren't for bad luck. He'd have none what- so-ever. She then looked around to see who was the next one to stand up.
Courtney who had been fiddling around with something, she stood up and held up the paper sword high into the sky. "AHOY! 'ere MATEYS!" She jumped onto the table and walked across it. "I'm Courtney Depp. Wife of Johnny Depp. I love Johnny Depp. He is mine! Anyone takes them! You're going to be thrown over board the Hogwarts school! FEEL THE WRATH OF COURTNEY DEPP. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" She laughed, and poked everyone with her paper sword. "And you thought you could get rid of the great Courtney De" She then fell off of the table, and she just laid there for a few moments. The whole class burst out into giggles.
"Ow. . . "
Ashley stood up and walked over to Courtney helping her up. A smile on her face.
"I'm okay, and thanks." Courtney responded quickly a blush of humility was on her face. She closed her eyes, and walked past Ashley limping back to her seat.
"Courtney, are you sure you're okay? You are limping. Liming means bad, and limping means your hurt. You don't want a peg leg." Ashley responded trying to make a joke out of it.
Courtney made a half smile over to Ashley and continued walking to her desk, she slowly sat down and sunk under her desk afraid that someone would make some rude comment about her falling off the table.
"I love CLAY AIKEN AND ONLY CLAY AIKEN! NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE CLAY AIKEN!" Lauren stood up and yelled at everyone just to make sure everyone understood this, she then sat down again, and went back to writing Mrs. Lauren Aiken, all over her paper.
Anne was busy drawing a goat to even notice what was going on. Biting her tongue slightly she wrote in big letters "MR. GOAT my imaginary goat friend." She smiled brightly.
"Anne, why don't you go next?" Professor Giggles asked impatiently.
Anne just nodded, she stood up, and held up the picture of her goat. "I am Anne, and this is my friend . . . MR. GOAT." She showed the picture to everyone so they can see. "He's imaginary and he's my best friend. Mr. Goat comes with me to class and everything! Goats rock!. I have many pictures of him. Hold on let me get some more." Digging through her pockets she took out a picture of Mr. Goat laying down on a little bench at the beach. "This is Mr. Goat at the beach! He's getting a tan." Everyone rolled there eyes. Anne gave them one look and they all just stared at her.
"And this!" She held up a picture of Mr. Goat in the middle of a disco floor. "Is Mr. Goat dancing in a 70's club. Doing the disco. Oh, and the girl next to him is. Mrs. Chicken, his best friend. But Mrs. Chicken hates me, and refuses to appear in anymore pictures. Her loss though." She continued on, and then grabbed another piece of paper.
"This is Mr. Goat, eating ice cream with me, and as you can tell by the picture, he couldn't exactly get the ice cream into his mouth so it got all over his face and he had an ICE CREAM face." Laughing hysterically as she remembered that moment with Mr. Goat. She then snorted and then stopped laughing. "Anyway, Mr. Goat is the best friend ever and I love Mr. Goat a lot." She kissed the picture of the goat and walked back to her seat and sat back down. "Oh, and Mr. Goat says you should change your name Professor Giggles, because you always give him the Giggles. Get it?" She snorted. "Giggles? Haha?"
Professor Giggles smiled. "Thank you Anne, for introducing us to Mr. Goat." Hm, I wonder what happened to her when she was a child? She really needs to talk to some person to help her with the goat thing. It's kind of scary. Actually it's really scary. More than scary. Petrifying.
"Um, well I would like to say something." Shae said, she stood up and smiled brightly. "I like Orlando Bloom, and he's ultra hot. I like to eat hot Candies off his body." Everyone looked at her as if she were crazy. "Oh, come on! I know you would want to! I mean who wouldn't?"
"Sit down now, I don't want to get any images in my head thank you." Said the Professor. She watched Shae as she sat down. "Anyone else?"
"I love Charmed." Carrie said quickly, she looked over at the Professor "It's the bets show! It really kicks ass. I mean, theres this boom! Then there is more action and fighting and drama and it's so good. The men in there are hot to. Eye Chauaua!" She finished talking and sat down. "oh and I'm Carrie, and I sang I will survive. Because, It's a hip song. I don't know what I'll sing next year!"
"Seven Days." There was a slight whisper in the room, Whitney slowly stood up. "I'm obsessed with The Ring, I've watched it about 4000 times, I've memorized almost the whole movie. I want to be Samara, but I don't have her hair color. I'm going to dye it soon. I'm also obessed with Buffy which sadly is now over. I also like Weird Al. He is the drug man, he makes everyone laugh. I hate Clowns they are evil. Pure evil. Disgusting little gits." She smiled brightly and saluted and sat down again.
After everyone was done, everyone exited the classroom in a hurry, they had to go their next class which was the worst class ever and was very boring. Courtney and Carrie slacked behind. They had some idea's of there own to how they wanted to make the class they all dreaded get canceled.
"Hmm, are the Hogwarts double trouble duo back in business?" Carrie asked putting her hand out to shake Courtney's.
"Hell, yeah!" she grabbed Carries hand and shook it, chuckling lightly. This was going to be one year that everyone would remember.
"Mr. Grumpy Butt head has no clue what is coming for him." Courtney remarked as they slowly made there way into the classroom a ton of tricks up her and Carries sleeves.
TBC in Chapter 3 in which is going to be named "Carrie and Courtney stir up trouble."