HPB turns into Hogwarts.
Written By: Whitney N. (Sk8r Girl)
Written by: Whitney N. (Sk8r Girl)
Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley James- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore Rachel Greene- Meiko Sarah Greene- Malila_Anne. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know and I will remove you out of the story or if you want me to change your last name. Then let me know!
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Chapter 4: Courtney and Carrie stir up trouble!
Everyone walked inside the classroom, the most boring class in the world "History" they would all like it more if they had a better teacher, but they had the worst and scariest teacher in the world. Mr. Hollow, but everyone referred to him as "Mr. Meanie Butthead teacher."
"Now class sit down and shut up and no talking." Mr. Hollow said, as he pointed at the table. His hands shook as he pointed.
The students all mumbled under there breaths and took a seat down in there chairs. Ashley sat down in the last row, in the corner, she had her book out next to her, and a pad of paper to take notes like always. Though notes were barely ever needed in this class. She knew that you weren't even allowed to move, or breath for that matter.
Whitney sat down next to her friend Sarah Greene who was in her House and in her year. They both giggled lightly, but then they stopped after getting the 'evil eye' from Mr. Hollow. Sarah put her hands in her lap, and looked out the window at the bright shining sun. A very happy day, it was a very happy day. She loved happy days. Hated sad days.
"Okay, today we are going to be learning about the past wizards that once came here."
Courtney and Carrie slowly walked in, they were late as usual, but this time they had a purpose. Courtney sat down in the front row, and Carrie sat down next to her.
"Um, Well look who finally decided to show up on time. Courtney and Carrie the late to class all the time duo." Mr. Hollow said sarcasticly. "If you are late one more time, I will send you to Lissy and you will be de- prefected." Threatened Mr. Hollow.
Rachel Greene who was in the back slowly raised her hand.
"Yes Ms. Rachel?"
"Um, excuse me, I don't think you have that power to make them not a prefect. For, only Lissy can do that, and I don't think you look like Lissy."
"Amen." Sarah said quietly not wanting to be heard.
"Well look what we have got here a smart mouth." Mr. Hollow walked down the first row, stopping in front of Rachel he pressed his palms against the table, glaring at her.
Rachel didn't say anything, just glared back she knew that no teacher could out-wit her in the staring contest, she always won. Leaning forward she smirked and looked up at the obvious things he could not see. "Sorry. I'll never do it again."
Courtney slowly stood up and looked at the bucket that was attached to with a string, smirking, the bucket was filled with pudding, apple chunks and cinnamon, all were very sticky and very old. Smiling brightly she pulled on the string and the bucket tipped over hitting Mr. Hollow straight on the head.
"Yes!" Courtney said, making her hand a fist and pulling it down to make a little dance move for her little victory.
A shocked looked appeared on Mr. Hollow's face as some of the apple chunks slid down his face and onto the floor. He looked very angry and glared over at Courtney.
"Do you, Miss Courtney think this is funny? Having all this stuff on me?"
"Do you think it's funny Miss Courtney?" Mocked Courtney who was doing the same standing stance that Mr. Hollow was doing.
"Are you mimicing me?!"
"Are you mimicing me?" Courtney responded.
Carrie who was still sitting down reached down inside the desk and passed down balloons that were filled up with water and shaving cream to everyone in her row. Then passed the bag up to Shae who passed them down to everyone in that row, then Shae passed the bag to Ashley who passed down the rest. Everyone was holding a balloon waiting for Carries signal to shoot at Mr. Hollow.
Mr. Hollow glared harder at Courtney and it looked as if Mr. Hollow's eyes were going to pop out of his head. His vain was pulsing so hard that you could see it and his skin was very red even though you couldn't see it since he was covered in food.
"Ready!" Screamed Carrie, which made Mr. Hollow turn around quickly to look at Carrie.
"AIM!" Anne yelled who stood up. Hiding her balloon behind her back.
Everyone stood up from there seats hiding their balloons behind their backs so Mr. Hollow could not see. Carrie had the biggest smirk on her face, it was so big you would have thought it would have gone off her face.
"FIRE" Carrie said, which was the signal. Just then, all these shaving cream and water filled balloons were thrown at the Mr. Hollow and they all hit him dead on.
He then tried to run out of the class room, but Courtney stopped him and shook her finger. "Uh-uh-uh. Tsk. Tsk tsk. Trying to leave class early huh?" she then looked over at Carrie and extended her hand.
Carrie, grabbed the shaving cream, and threw it at Courtney. She caught it and then sprayed it in the teachers face, causing the teacher to back up into a big huge vase which held super glue in it, which fell onto his head making him all sticky.
"THE FEATHERS" Courtney said quickly, Sarah and Whitney nodded grabbing the big bucket of feathers.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Sarah said, making the bucket float, she floated it over to Mr. Hollow and tipped it and the feathers were all over him, making him look like a chicken.
"BAC. BAC!" Anne said making little chicken noises and flapping her arms like a chicken.
"THE POWER OF JOHNNY DEPP WAS HERE." Courtney said triumphantly, she then grabbed a chair that had super glue on it and sat him down on it. "Now, Carrie and I want to teach you our way of history. And that involves a song and you are going to like it. Got it?" Courtney said coldly.
Mr. Hollow just nodded, he was very angry and was definitely going to discuss this fiasco with Lissy, those two only caused trouble and they don't deserve to be at Hogwarts.
Courtney smiled brightly and grabbed her wand and pretended it was a microphone and Carrie did the same, they stood back to back for a moment and then nodded slowly as the song started.
[Carrie]:
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[Courtney]:
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck.
[Carrie]:
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me.
[Carrie and Courtney]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong.
Everyone was giggling violently while they listened to Carrie and Courtney sing this humorous song. Whitney and Sarah were waving there hands in the air pretending they were holding lighters.
[Courtney:]
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr.
[Carrie]:
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
[Courtney]:
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
[Courtney and Carrie]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Ashley who had exited just for a minute walked back inside the classroom, and blinked twice watching her two friends break out in song. Grabbing her book, she started to read it trying to hold back her laughter, but that didn't work. Shaking her head she started laughing and set the book down.
[Carrie]:
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
[Courtney]
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code.
[Carrie]
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
[Carrie and Courtney]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong.
The song ended, and everyone applauded violently for Courtney and Carrie. Even Jamie who had thought they were acting very stupid was clapping she had to admit that the song actually was pretty catchy. Maybe if she sucked up to Courtney, then she could get out of detention.
Carrie and Courtney bowed, twice and chuckled.
"Thank you! Thank you! We're here till next year!" Anne said out of the blue, she was drawing her goat clapping hands while Courtney and Carrie danced. "I'm Courtney and Carries manager and I speak for them! So! The Goat says 'Rock on man. Rock on.'" Anne smiled and shook her head, she continued to draw.
"YOU! And YOU" Mr. Hollow pointed violently at Carrie and Courtney. "ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE." Mr. Hollow then quickly tried to stand up from the super glue and when he did, the back of his pants ripped. He quickly covered his backside with both of his hands turning a bright red.
Everyone started cracking up. Whitney and Sarah were so red from laughing so hard that they looked like a red tomato, everyone did. Standing up, they gave another applaud to Courtney and Carrie the double trouble duo that will always be remembered at Hogwarts.
Mr. Hollow ran out of the classroom, and when he did all the students in the hall all stopped and looked at Mr. Hollow as he rushed past them all. Lissy who was drinking a cup of butterbeer was walking down the hall when she saw Mr. Hollow pass by her, she dropped her cup, and it splattered all over the floor.
"ERIC HOLLOW! What in tarnation are you doing walking around with half ripped pants?! Do you think this is funny?"
"Ask Courtney Marketa and Carrie Bellevedere." He pointed towards where his class was and continued walking to his office.
Lissy frowned, but had to chuckle a bit, Courtney and Carrie always played tricks on teachers and got themselves into trouble but they were great students and helped people at the same time. Walking towards the classroom, she took a step inside and looked around at the classroom which was a mess.
"Hmm, I see this room is surely a mess. And oh look that's part of Mr. Hollow's pants. Mhm, I see. Okay, well class is dismissed." Lissy said slowly. Everyone quickly ran out of the classroom, Carrie and Courtney were about to walk out.
"Um, Courtney. . . and Carrie. Can you please stay for a minute, I need to talk to you two."
Courtney had a worried look on her face and prayed. "By the power of Johnny Depp please can we not be in trouble please. Love you always Johnny. Amen."
Carrie and Courtney slowly walked over to Lissy, hoping that they were not in trouble. Lissy however was not planning on punishing them. She started cracking up.
"Well, did you have fun?"
"Yes." Carrie responded quietly.
"good job." Lissy said truthfully, Not really liking the teacher anyway, she was glad that someone did something to him.
"Thank you, dude! I thought we were going to be in so much trouble." Courtney said quickly. "My prayers were answered."
TBC in Chapter 5.
Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley James- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore Rachel Greene- Meiko Sarah Greene- Malila_Anne. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know and I will remove you out of the story or if you want me to change your last name. Then let me know!
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Chapter 4: Courtney and Carrie stir up trouble!
Everyone walked inside the classroom, the most boring class in the world "History" they would all like it more if they had a better teacher, but they had the worst and scariest teacher in the world. Mr. Hollow, but everyone referred to him as "Mr. Meanie Butthead teacher."
"Now class sit down and shut up and no talking." Mr. Hollow said, as he pointed at the table. His hands shook as he pointed.
The students all mumbled under there breaths and took a seat down in there chairs. Ashley sat down in the last row, in the corner, she had her book out next to her, and a pad of paper to take notes like always. Though notes were barely ever needed in this class. She knew that you weren't even allowed to move, or breath for that matter.
Whitney sat down next to her friend Sarah Greene who was in her House and in her year. They both giggled lightly, but then they stopped after getting the 'evil eye' from Mr. Hollow. Sarah put her hands in her lap, and looked out the window at the bright shining sun. A very happy day, it was a very happy day. She loved happy days. Hated sad days.
"Okay, today we are going to be learning about the past wizards that once came here."
Courtney and Carrie slowly walked in, they were late as usual, but this time they had a purpose. Courtney sat down in the front row, and Carrie sat down next to her.
"Um, Well look who finally decided to show up on time. Courtney and Carrie the late to class all the time duo." Mr. Hollow said sarcasticly. "If you are late one more time, I will send you to Lissy and you will be de- prefected." Threatened Mr. Hollow.
Rachel Greene who was in the back slowly raised her hand.
"Yes Ms. Rachel?"
"Um, excuse me, I don't think you have that power to make them not a prefect. For, only Lissy can do that, and I don't think you look like Lissy."
"Amen." Sarah said quietly not wanting to be heard.
"Well look what we have got here a smart mouth." Mr. Hollow walked down the first row, stopping in front of Rachel he pressed his palms against the table, glaring at her.
Rachel didn't say anything, just glared back she knew that no teacher could out-wit her in the staring contest, she always won. Leaning forward she smirked and looked up at the obvious things he could not see. "Sorry. I'll never do it again."
Courtney slowly stood up and looked at the bucket that was attached to with a string, smirking, the bucket was filled with pudding, apple chunks and cinnamon, all were very sticky and very old. Smiling brightly she pulled on the string and the bucket tipped over hitting Mr. Hollow straight on the head.
"Yes!" Courtney said, making her hand a fist and pulling it down to make a little dance move for her little victory.
A shocked looked appeared on Mr. Hollow's face as some of the apple chunks slid down his face and onto the floor. He looked very angry and glared over at Courtney.
"Do you, Miss Courtney think this is funny? Having all this stuff on me?"
"Do you think it's funny Miss Courtney?" Mocked Courtney who was doing the same standing stance that Mr. Hollow was doing.
"Are you mimicing me?!"
"Are you mimicing me?" Courtney responded.
Carrie who was still sitting down reached down inside the desk and passed down balloons that were filled up with water and shaving cream to everyone in her row. Then passed the bag up to Shae who passed them down to everyone in that row, then Shae passed the bag to Ashley who passed down the rest. Everyone was holding a balloon waiting for Carries signal to shoot at Mr. Hollow.
Mr. Hollow glared harder at Courtney and it looked as if Mr. Hollow's eyes were going to pop out of his head. His vain was pulsing so hard that you could see it and his skin was very red even though you couldn't see it since he was covered in food.
"Ready!" Screamed Carrie, which made Mr. Hollow turn around quickly to look at Carrie.
"AIM!" Anne yelled who stood up. Hiding her balloon behind her back.
Everyone stood up from there seats hiding their balloons behind their backs so Mr. Hollow could not see. Carrie had the biggest smirk on her face, it was so big you would have thought it would have gone off her face.
"FIRE" Carrie said, which was the signal. Just then, all these shaving cream and water filled balloons were thrown at the Mr. Hollow and they all hit him dead on.
He then tried to run out of the class room, but Courtney stopped him and shook her finger. "Uh-uh-uh. Tsk. Tsk tsk. Trying to leave class early huh?" she then looked over at Carrie and extended her hand.
Carrie, grabbed the shaving cream, and threw it at Courtney. She caught it and then sprayed it in the teachers face, causing the teacher to back up into a big huge vase which held super glue in it, which fell onto his head making him all sticky.
"THE FEATHERS" Courtney said quickly, Sarah and Whitney nodded grabbing the big bucket of feathers.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Sarah said, making the bucket float, she floated it over to Mr. Hollow and tipped it and the feathers were all over him, making him look like a chicken.
"BAC. BAC!" Anne said making little chicken noises and flapping her arms like a chicken.
"THE POWER OF JOHNNY DEPP WAS HERE." Courtney said triumphantly, she then grabbed a chair that had super glue on it and sat him down on it. "Now, Carrie and I want to teach you our way of history. And that involves a song and you are going to like it. Got it?" Courtney said coldly.
Mr. Hollow just nodded, he was very angry and was definitely going to discuss this fiasco with Lissy, those two only caused trouble and they don't deserve to be at Hogwarts.
Courtney smiled brightly and grabbed her wand and pretended it was a microphone and Carrie did the same, they stood back to back for a moment and then nodded slowly as the song started.
[Carrie]:
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[Courtney]:
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck.
[Carrie]:
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me.
[Carrie and Courtney]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong.
Everyone was giggling violently while they listened to Carrie and Courtney sing this humorous song. Whitney and Sarah were waving there hands in the air pretending they were holding lighters.
[Courtney:]
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr.
[Carrie]:
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
[Courtney]:
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
[Courtney and Carrie]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Ashley who had exited just for a minute walked back inside the classroom, and blinked twice watching her two friends break out in song. Grabbing her book, she started to read it trying to hold back her laughter, but that didn't work. Shaking her head she started laughing and set the book down.
[Carrie]:
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
[Courtney]
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code.
[Carrie]
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
[Carrie and Courtney]:
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong.
The song ended, and everyone applauded violently for Courtney and Carrie. Even Jamie who had thought they were acting very stupid was clapping she had to admit that the song actually was pretty catchy. Maybe if she sucked up to Courtney, then she could get out of detention.
Carrie and Courtney bowed, twice and chuckled.
"Thank you! Thank you! We're here till next year!" Anne said out of the blue, she was drawing her goat clapping hands while Courtney and Carrie danced. "I'm Courtney and Carries manager and I speak for them! So! The Goat says 'Rock on man. Rock on.'" Anne smiled and shook her head, she continued to draw.
"YOU! And YOU" Mr. Hollow pointed violently at Carrie and Courtney. "ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE." Mr. Hollow then quickly tried to stand up from the super glue and when he did, the back of his pants ripped. He quickly covered his backside with both of his hands turning a bright red.
Everyone started cracking up. Whitney and Sarah were so red from laughing so hard that they looked like a red tomato, everyone did. Standing up, they gave another applaud to Courtney and Carrie the double trouble duo that will always be remembered at Hogwarts.
Mr. Hollow ran out of the classroom, and when he did all the students in the hall all stopped and looked at Mr. Hollow as he rushed past them all. Lissy who was drinking a cup of butterbeer was walking down the hall when she saw Mr. Hollow pass by her, she dropped her cup, and it splattered all over the floor.
"ERIC HOLLOW! What in tarnation are you doing walking around with half ripped pants?! Do you think this is funny?"
"Ask Courtney Marketa and Carrie Bellevedere." He pointed towards where his class was and continued walking to his office.
Lissy frowned, but had to chuckle a bit, Courtney and Carrie always played tricks on teachers and got themselves into trouble but they were great students and helped people at the same time. Walking towards the classroom, she took a step inside and looked around at the classroom which was a mess.
"Hmm, I see this room is surely a mess. And oh look that's part of Mr. Hollow's pants. Mhm, I see. Okay, well class is dismissed." Lissy said slowly. Everyone quickly ran out of the classroom, Carrie and Courtney were about to walk out.
"Um, Courtney. . . and Carrie. Can you please stay for a minute, I need to talk to you two."
Courtney had a worried look on her face and prayed. "By the power of Johnny Depp please can we not be in trouble please. Love you always Johnny. Amen."
Carrie and Courtney slowly walked over to Lissy, hoping that they were not in trouble. Lissy however was not planning on punishing them. She started cracking up.
"Well, did you have fun?"
"Yes." Carrie responded quietly.
"good job." Lissy said truthfully, Not really liking the teacher anyway, she was glad that someone did something to him.
"Thank you, dude! I thought we were going to be in so much trouble." Courtney said quickly. "My prayers were answered."
TBC in Chapter 5.