HPB turns into hogwarts.
Written by: Whitney N.(Sk8r Girl)
Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to
Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some
people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley James- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
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Chapter 5: Penguins and Loads of Sugar.
Meagan a Slytherin third year sat down in the great hall, she held seven cards in her hand. Across from her sat her friend Kaylan who was in Ravenclaw and was a 4th year.
"Do you have a Queen of hearts?" Asked Kaylan.
"Nope. Get a life." Meagan said laughing. They had changed the words to Go fish to get a life, it seemed amusing but whenever someone watched the person thought they were insulting eachother.
The game continued on for a couple more hours and soon they got up and left.
~*
"HAPPY! HAPPY JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY JOY!" Screamed Sarah who was in the Gryffindor girls dormitory jumping up and down on her bed. Her ponytail flying up in the air every time she jumped.
Rachel Greene who was down in the common room doing her homework slowly walked into her sisters dorm and dropped all her homework it sliding all over the floor. A blank expression was on her face. Turning around slowly she exited pretending she never saw a thing.
Claire Parker walked in carrying a bunch of Roswell posters and placed them on her bed. Jumping up on it, she grabbed one poster and taped it to the wall, and then taped all the other posters everywhere around her dorm.
"Hmm. Just like home. Roswell filled goodness."
Sighing contently she laid down on her bed and looked up at the ceiling, closing her eyes for a few moments she re-opened them only to find Whitney in her face.
"ACK! CLOSE UP." Claire said quickly.
"HI CLAIRE! I LIKE BUTTERFLIES AND BIG CHEAP WATERBALLOONS! We all SCREAM IN THE hollowed nights screaming YIPPIE YI YO KIYAY! YEEHHAAAA Look at me I AM A COWGIRL" Whitney then jumped off of Claire's bed and ran over to Sarah, and jumped on the bed.
Sarah then grabbed a carton of sugar and put it to her lips and started to drink it all in. Giggling insanely while she swallowed down the sugar. She then stopped drinking it and handed it to Whitney.
"Take a sip dear buddy of mine. We should pass this along to all Gryffindors, and maybe some other people."
Whitney nodded and took a sip. She then pulled it away and jumped off her bed. She saluted to Sarah.
"I am going to go make people drink this. Yummylicious sugar." She exited the Dorm room and walked down to the common room to find Carrie yelling at a wall.
"IT IS VERY. And I mean VERY rude to just run into me like that! You know you should wait for me to at least pass by you before you start running like that."
There was a pause. Carrie sounded even more furious.
"DON'T BACK TALK ME! You know what! We're not friends anymore. No way Hosea!." She folded her arms and looked away, and made a Humph noise. Then she walked over to the couch and sat down. "stupid Wall."
Whitney sat down next to Carrie and showed her some of the sugar. A smile was plastered on her face.
"Want some Harrie Carrie?"
"Is that. . . what I think it is?" Carrie asked excitedly. Looking at the bottle and the stuff that was inside. "SUGAR!" she then took the carton from Whitney and took a long sip of it, and then swallowed it. "Mm. Suuugarrrr!" standing off the couch she then ran out of the Gryffindor Common room and into the halls of Hogwarts screaming
"I AM A CHARMED ONE! I AM PIPER HALLIWELL HEAR ME RAWR."
Whitney blinked twice, and then started to crack up laughing she then walked outside the Gryffindor house area, and walked down the halls in search of her other friends that would be wondering around the halls.
"Arr. who be it?" Asked a voice that was trying to sound like a pirate, a wand was poked out of the shadow and pointed at Whitney's neck.
"It's Whitney, Mrs. Depp."
The figure stepped out from the shadows, she wore a pirate's hat, and her robes were all covered in dirt from having a pretend fight with a house elf in the kitchen.
"How goes it?"
"It goes well. How about you?"
"Same, I got in a fight with Dobby because Dobby refused to call me Mrs. Depp. But I forgive Dobby event though he didn't apologize."
"Oh. I see. Do you want some yummylicious sugar that is good for your tummies soul?"
"Sure! But, Johnny Depp is yummylicious for the whole soul. Don't argue with me about that because I am always right." Courtney stuck out her tongue, and then snatched the sugar from Whitney and took a long deep sip of the sugar, drinking it all.
Tossing the little carton to the side she giggled insanely. "JOHNNY DEPP HERE JOHNNY DEPP THERE JOHNNY DEPP IS EVERYWHERE! IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET IN MY ROOM. IN THE COMMON ROOM. OH Johnny I love Johnny."
"Oh.great." Mumbled Whitney she looked around quickly trying to find a way to escape hearing the whole how much Courtney loves Johnny Depp speech again. "Well look at the time. I have to go meet Sarah outside. Bye!" Whitney waved quickly and ran off.
"HEY! HEY! GET YOUR GRYFFINDORIAN BUTT BACK HERE THIS INSTANT. FOR I, COURTNEY DEPP COMMANDS YOU TOO!" She started to stomp her feet, and then she folded her arms. "JOHNNY DEPP HATER!" turning around she started to walk towards the Slytherin common room.
"Um. Courtney, may I ask what happened to the original portrait for Slytherin?" Meg asked, she had been standing in front of the portrait for a good long hour or so. Looking over at Courtney she awaited her answer.
"Oh. I changed it to my husband. Johnny Depp isn't it wonderful. It even talks to me. Watch." Courtney said excitedly she clapped her hands twice.
"Hello, I'm Johnny Depp. My wife is Courtney Depp."
Courtney giggled and pushed some of her strands of hair behind her ear.
"I know."
"Courtney is the best. She makes me want to do my best in my movies."
Megs mouth dropped open. Courtney really did like Johnny Depp, and was very obsessed. Meg folded her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"I love Courtney, she's a Slytherin Prefect and super sexy."
Courtney blushed and mumbled the password, the portrait opened and Meg walked inside, before Courtney walked inside she kissed the portrait and then entered in the common room to find Meg looking around the common room.
"You changed the room. The whole common room."
"Yeah! I know isn't it great?"
"It's Johnny Depp style."
"Well duh! Johnny Depp is my honey." Nodding proudly she looked up at all the posters.
"Courtney you are obsessed with him."
"No, I am not."
"Yes."
"I am in love with him."
"Okay, whatever you say Ms. Marketa." Snickered Meg, who then was pegged with a plastic sword.
"DEPP. COURTNEY DEPP." Corrected Courtney.
"Right."
Meg rolled her eyes and walked up the stairs to her dorm, in fear that Courtney will burst out into the long I Love Johnny, Johnny is my life speech.
Courtney frowned, she didn't understand why no one would want to listen to her speech. Shaking her head she plopped down on the couch and looked up at the poster of Johnny that was pretending to have a sword fight. Scratching her chin, she thought I wonder if Ash ever got my owl.
***
Ashley was sitting in front of the window, writing down in her diary, she had been keeping one ever since she had come to Hogwarts. Biting the pen slightly she then continued to write.
Dear Diary,
Today was a fun filled exciting day, Carrie and Courtney decided to pull there pranks on Mr. Hallow I think they scared him away. I didn't like him very much so I don't really care that he left. But it seems every teacher that comes onto History class, no one likes so Carrie and Courtney decide to team up and get themselves into trouble. But, you gotta love them for it. I was just watching Whitney and Sarah jump off a little tree stump, I think they're trying to fly. But I think gravity is keeping them down. They could use a broom, but I don't think they are thinking about that obvious thing at the moment. Maybe they're drunk off of butterbeer or possibly sniffed something. Hm. Who knows. Anyway! I must get going now, I have homework to do. As you know, I actually want to pass. See you..
With love, Ashley.
Just then an owl banged hard into Ashley's window, she let out a startled scream and looked at the owl. Laughing to herself she opened up the window and let the owl in. She could tell it was Courtney's for it had a number 3 attached to it.
"Hello Johnny Depp number three. Did you ever learn to fly? Or did you just take a wing at it and see if you could do it?" She took the letter from the owl and opened it.
The owl cooed slightly and stared up at Ashley with its big brown eyes.
Ar! Hello there MATEY,
Carrie and I were wondering if you wanted to sneak out of Hogwarts tonight with us. We know it would be so much fun, we would be meeting at the hut which is by the forbidden forest after its time to get into bed. We hope you can come, we don't want to be Ashley-less. You wouldn't know what you are missing if you didn't come. Please respond either with a yes or a no.
Hugs, The Corkster.
Ashley chuckled, grabbing a quill and a piece of paper, she wrote down in response.
Corky,
Of course I will come! I would love to. We have to be careful though you know Filch he catches us and we are in big trouble and we could get expelled or suspended or something. Don't want that to happen. Anyway, I'll meet you by the hut. See you then. Tell your bird Johnny Depp number three that he needs flying lessons.
Hugs, Ashley
Smiling, she gave the owl the note, and then re-opened the door, she then watched as the owl flew out of the window it first started falling towards the ground. Closing the window she made sure the owl flew to where it was headed okay. Shaking her head she then walked to her bed and plopped down on it. Tonight was going to be another eventful night.
TBC. Chapter 6 is to be called: "A Midnight run out of Hogwarts."
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley James- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.- Albus Dumbledore. Josie Marendo-Josie Johnson Wanda McRanold- Wanda Emma Peterson- ~*HermionePotter*~
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
~*
Chapter 5: Penguins and Loads of Sugar.
Meagan a Slytherin third year sat down in the great hall, she held seven cards in her hand. Across from her sat her friend Kaylan who was in Ravenclaw and was a 4th year.
"Do you have a Queen of hearts?" Asked Kaylan.
"Nope. Get a life." Meagan said laughing. They had changed the words to Go fish to get a life, it seemed amusing but whenever someone watched the person thought they were insulting eachother.
The game continued on for a couple more hours and soon they got up and left.
~*
"HAPPY! HAPPY JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY JOY!" Screamed Sarah who was in the Gryffindor girls dormitory jumping up and down on her bed. Her ponytail flying up in the air every time she jumped.
Rachel Greene who was down in the common room doing her homework slowly walked into her sisters dorm and dropped all her homework it sliding all over the floor. A blank expression was on her face. Turning around slowly she exited pretending she never saw a thing.
Claire Parker walked in carrying a bunch of Roswell posters and placed them on her bed. Jumping up on it, she grabbed one poster and taped it to the wall, and then taped all the other posters everywhere around her dorm.
"Hmm. Just like home. Roswell filled goodness."
Sighing contently she laid down on her bed and looked up at the ceiling, closing her eyes for a few moments she re-opened them only to find Whitney in her face.
"ACK! CLOSE UP." Claire said quickly.
"HI CLAIRE! I LIKE BUTTERFLIES AND BIG CHEAP WATERBALLOONS! We all SCREAM IN THE hollowed nights screaming YIPPIE YI YO KIYAY! YEEHHAAAA Look at me I AM A COWGIRL" Whitney then jumped off of Claire's bed and ran over to Sarah, and jumped on the bed.
Sarah then grabbed a carton of sugar and put it to her lips and started to drink it all in. Giggling insanely while she swallowed down the sugar. She then stopped drinking it and handed it to Whitney.
"Take a sip dear buddy of mine. We should pass this along to all Gryffindors, and maybe some other people."
Whitney nodded and took a sip. She then pulled it away and jumped off her bed. She saluted to Sarah.
"I am going to go make people drink this. Yummylicious sugar." She exited the Dorm room and walked down to the common room to find Carrie yelling at a wall.
"IT IS VERY. And I mean VERY rude to just run into me like that! You know you should wait for me to at least pass by you before you start running like that."
There was a pause. Carrie sounded even more furious.
"DON'T BACK TALK ME! You know what! We're not friends anymore. No way Hosea!." She folded her arms and looked away, and made a Humph noise. Then she walked over to the couch and sat down. "stupid Wall."
Whitney sat down next to Carrie and showed her some of the sugar. A smile was plastered on her face.
"Want some Harrie Carrie?"
"Is that. . . what I think it is?" Carrie asked excitedly. Looking at the bottle and the stuff that was inside. "SUGAR!" she then took the carton from Whitney and took a long sip of it, and then swallowed it. "Mm. Suuugarrrr!" standing off the couch she then ran out of the Gryffindor Common room and into the halls of Hogwarts screaming
"I AM A CHARMED ONE! I AM PIPER HALLIWELL HEAR ME RAWR."
Whitney blinked twice, and then started to crack up laughing she then walked outside the Gryffindor house area, and walked down the halls in search of her other friends that would be wondering around the halls.
"Arr. who be it?" Asked a voice that was trying to sound like a pirate, a wand was poked out of the shadow and pointed at Whitney's neck.
"It's Whitney, Mrs. Depp."
The figure stepped out from the shadows, she wore a pirate's hat, and her robes were all covered in dirt from having a pretend fight with a house elf in the kitchen.
"How goes it?"
"It goes well. How about you?"
"Same, I got in a fight with Dobby because Dobby refused to call me Mrs. Depp. But I forgive Dobby event though he didn't apologize."
"Oh. I see. Do you want some yummylicious sugar that is good for your tummies soul?"
"Sure! But, Johnny Depp is yummylicious for the whole soul. Don't argue with me about that because I am always right." Courtney stuck out her tongue, and then snatched the sugar from Whitney and took a long deep sip of the sugar, drinking it all.
Tossing the little carton to the side she giggled insanely. "JOHNNY DEPP HERE JOHNNY DEPP THERE JOHNNY DEPP IS EVERYWHERE! IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET IN MY ROOM. IN THE COMMON ROOM. OH Johnny I love Johnny."
"Oh.great." Mumbled Whitney she looked around quickly trying to find a way to escape hearing the whole how much Courtney loves Johnny Depp speech again. "Well look at the time. I have to go meet Sarah outside. Bye!" Whitney waved quickly and ran off.
"HEY! HEY! GET YOUR GRYFFINDORIAN BUTT BACK HERE THIS INSTANT. FOR I, COURTNEY DEPP COMMANDS YOU TOO!" She started to stomp her feet, and then she folded her arms. "JOHNNY DEPP HATER!" turning around she started to walk towards the Slytherin common room.
"Um. Courtney, may I ask what happened to the original portrait for Slytherin?" Meg asked, she had been standing in front of the portrait for a good long hour or so. Looking over at Courtney she awaited her answer.
"Oh. I changed it to my husband. Johnny Depp isn't it wonderful. It even talks to me. Watch." Courtney said excitedly she clapped her hands twice.
"Hello, I'm Johnny Depp. My wife is Courtney Depp."
Courtney giggled and pushed some of her strands of hair behind her ear.
"I know."
"Courtney is the best. She makes me want to do my best in my movies."
Megs mouth dropped open. Courtney really did like Johnny Depp, and was very obsessed. Meg folded her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"I love Courtney, she's a Slytherin Prefect and super sexy."
Courtney blushed and mumbled the password, the portrait opened and Meg walked inside, before Courtney walked inside she kissed the portrait and then entered in the common room to find Meg looking around the common room.
"You changed the room. The whole common room."
"Yeah! I know isn't it great?"
"It's Johnny Depp style."
"Well duh! Johnny Depp is my honey." Nodding proudly she looked up at all the posters.
"Courtney you are obsessed with him."
"No, I am not."
"Yes."
"I am in love with him."
"Okay, whatever you say Ms. Marketa." Snickered Meg, who then was pegged with a plastic sword.
"DEPP. COURTNEY DEPP." Corrected Courtney.
"Right."
Meg rolled her eyes and walked up the stairs to her dorm, in fear that Courtney will burst out into the long I Love Johnny, Johnny is my life speech.
Courtney frowned, she didn't understand why no one would want to listen to her speech. Shaking her head she plopped down on the couch and looked up at the poster of Johnny that was pretending to have a sword fight. Scratching her chin, she thought I wonder if Ash ever got my owl.
***
Ashley was sitting in front of the window, writing down in her diary, she had been keeping one ever since she had come to Hogwarts. Biting the pen slightly she then continued to write.
Dear Diary,
Today was a fun filled exciting day, Carrie and Courtney decided to pull there pranks on Mr. Hallow I think they scared him away. I didn't like him very much so I don't really care that he left. But it seems every teacher that comes onto History class, no one likes so Carrie and Courtney decide to team up and get themselves into trouble. But, you gotta love them for it. I was just watching Whitney and Sarah jump off a little tree stump, I think they're trying to fly. But I think gravity is keeping them down. They could use a broom, but I don't think they are thinking about that obvious thing at the moment. Maybe they're drunk off of butterbeer or possibly sniffed something. Hm. Who knows. Anyway! I must get going now, I have homework to do. As you know, I actually want to pass. See you..
With love, Ashley.
Just then an owl banged hard into Ashley's window, she let out a startled scream and looked at the owl. Laughing to herself she opened up the window and let the owl in. She could tell it was Courtney's for it had a number 3 attached to it.
"Hello Johnny Depp number three. Did you ever learn to fly? Or did you just take a wing at it and see if you could do it?" She took the letter from the owl and opened it.
The owl cooed slightly and stared up at Ashley with its big brown eyes.
Ar! Hello there MATEY,
Carrie and I were wondering if you wanted to sneak out of Hogwarts tonight with us. We know it would be so much fun, we would be meeting at the hut which is by the forbidden forest after its time to get into bed. We hope you can come, we don't want to be Ashley-less. You wouldn't know what you are missing if you didn't come. Please respond either with a yes or a no.
Hugs, The Corkster.
Ashley chuckled, grabbing a quill and a piece of paper, she wrote down in response.
Corky,
Of course I will come! I would love to. We have to be careful though you know Filch he catches us and we are in big trouble and we could get expelled or suspended or something. Don't want that to happen. Anyway, I'll meet you by the hut. See you then. Tell your bird Johnny Depp number three that he needs flying lessons.
Hugs, Ashley
Smiling, she gave the owl the note, and then re-opened the door, she then watched as the owl flew out of the window it first started falling towards the ground. Closing the window she made sure the owl flew to where it was headed okay. Shaking her head she then walked to her bed and plopped down on it. Tonight was going to be another eventful night.
TBC. Chapter 6 is to be called: "A Midnight run out of Hogwarts."