Surprise, Surprise Katsuya
By Double Dragon
Pairing: TBA
Archived: FFN, and others as necessary. Contact us if you want it: double_dragon@mad.scientist.com
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other thing that is owned by somebody else. The only thing we own is this story line and Katsuko Jonouchi.
Long extensive author's notes Chandler: That last chapter was so sad. *tear*
Katrina: I feel so bad for Katsuya-kun. I want him to feel better.
Chandler: Me too. But anyway.at the request of someone (sorry someone we like using cryptic words) we are going to make a list of people's Japanese names and their American counterparts.
Katrina: Also, if in the chapter Yuugi is spelled with two 'u's' I typed it up. If it is spelled with one 'u' Chandler typed it.
Chandler: Time for the list. *pushes button*
Otogi Ryuuji=Duke Devlin Hiroto Honda= Tristan Taylor Anzu Mazaki=Tea Gardner Katsuya Jonouchi= Joey Wheeler (everybody else pretty much is the same)
Katrina: Now get your asses off our backs a read the damn chapter, okay?!
Chapter Two: Of Cults and Feminine Sides
[Saturday night; during Katsuya's reminiscing: Yami's POV]
It was late, and Yugi was in bed. Unfortunately, I could not join him for I had a group meeting with Yami Marik (A/N refer to him as Malik and his Hikari as Marik) and Bakura (that is the yami the hikari is Ryou). Sure, you could call it a cult, we do worship Egyptian gods, but y'know, it's our little group.
Man, what was that bar called? Oh yeah, Shades of Grey. *nod* Pretty fitting considering we are 'dark' and well, there are 'hikaris'. Note Dark and Light, not necessarily Black and White, so ha. I got out of the taxi. It took a little while. This new currency confuses me. I almost gave him five-thousand yen.
Anyway, I went into the backroom of the bar, away from the blasting music and girls in skimpy outfits. Malik and Bakura were already waiting for me. I took a chair and said, "So what are we doing today?"
"We thought you knew." The other two said.
Malik added, "We already made the shrines. There isn't really anything else to do."
We sat there thinking when Bakura had an idea. "Y'know, I don't feel like working. How about we have some fun with our magic?'
I wasn't so sure. "Isn't that a bit dangerous?"
Malik rolled his eyes. "C'mon you ordered people to die."
Bakura sniggered, "And not to look at your lover."
Heat rose in my cheeks. "You weren't supposed to remember that."
"Yeah, I almost died because of that law."
My head bolted up. "You what?! I was never informed of this!"
"Y'know, those guards of yours were on something."
"Don't you dare thinking of looking at my Yugi the wrong way!" I said defensively, harrumphing.
"Ryou's good enough for me." Bakura replied.
Malik, who had been watching us, spoke up "Hey! I have an idea."
Bakura and I stopped our bickering but not before giving each other some death glares.
Malik continued, " Let's put the names of everyone we know into a hat, randomly select one, not look at it ever, and focus our energies on it. Hopefully, we will se what happens to the person if we don't happen to kill them."
I wasn't so sure. What if something happened to Yugi or Katsuya-kun? I wouldn't want to be responsible for anymore of Katsuya's suffering. "Fine but no hikaris," I reluctantly agreed. What the heck. Chances are Katsuya won't get picked. After all, I have lived for thousands of years.there are a LOT of people in the said hat, and he shouldn't get hurt, I don't think.
We picked and left the building. After getting out of the taxi I got into my pajamas and snuggled up next to Yugi, who happened to be so warm and soft, like a nice pillow.
~*~
[Sunday morning; now in third person]
Jonouchi got out of bed. He walked into the living room, and noticed someone on the couch. "Who the hell is that? Dad's not here, and it seems that this person has a very familiar hair style. Jonouchi walked over to the person on the couch. "HOLY SHIT! It's a girl! Wait a second. This person looks a lot like me."
"Hello, Katsuya. Good morning." Jonouchi's girly counterpart said in a pleasantly high voice."
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Katsuko of course. I've been with you since the very beginning."
"You've been stalking me?!"
"Of course not."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Remember when you really wanted those really cool sneakers?"
"Yeah."
"That was me."
"But those were cool and guy-ish."
"I was in a guy's body. What was I supposed to do?'
"But where did you come from?"
"I was in your brain the whole time. I don't know how I got out. But I am now. Can I have some breakfast?"
"I thought you know how to cook."
"If you can't, I can't. We are, in a way, the same person. But can I at least have some oatmeal?" Her voice went up to something that went dangerously towards a whimper.
"Fine." Katsuya turned towards the kitchen."
"Maple and brown sugar, don't forget it."
"Of course. If I like, you like it, right?" he asked.
"Good job. You're learning." He ignored the fact that she just insulted him with that line, and started walking to make the oatmeal.
After some incidents.they had their breakfast.
[flashback]
"Aw shit! It blew up in the microwave." Katsuya hit the microwave which didn't help it much either.
"You idiot!" She slapped him upside the head.
"Ow! Would you know how to make it any better?" Jonouchi said while cleaning up the microwave a bit, stroking his cheek.
"You have a point there," she conceded, sighing. "You're still an idiot, though."
"Well if I am you are too," he growled at her.
"Well I'm your more rational side anyway, so you're stupider! Hmph!" She stormed out of the room, leaving a very confused Katsuya behind.
[end flashback]
After breakfast, the two went to get dressed. Katsuko picked up some of Katsuya's boxers. "Um, what am I supposed to wear?"
"Well, I don't have anything for you. You're kinda unexpected."
"I guess I'll put on some of your small stuff." Katsuko went over to the closet when she noticed their manga collection. "Katsuya, where did you say we were going?"
Katsuya picked up a white and blue t-shirt and put it over his head. "I didn't, but I was thinking the arcade."
"No, we're going to the bookstore."
"Why?"
"Let's see the manga you've got here.Chobits, Ranma, Love Hina. Where's the yaoi? I'm being deprived!"
"Alright, we'll go. Sheesh. And since when did you like yaoi?" She refused to reply.
The Jonouchis finished getting dressed and they walked over to the bookstore.
While Katsuko was looking through the manga section, Katsuya had his nose buried in some Chobits. "Yyyyyes, she is a tasty sidedish."
Katsuko just rolled her eyes and continued her search. "Where's the FAKE? Where's the Gravitation? Where's the Ai no Kusabi?" She turned around in circles, then something caught her eye, "What is this? Rurouni Kenshin?"
Katsuya lifted his head from the manga. "Oh, you mean the one with the really bloody sword fights." He grinned. "I like that one."
"No, I mean the one with Sano." (A/N: We love Sano, that we do. We love SanoxKen, that we do. Read Sake by Kentaro at )
[back home]
"Katsuko, it's getting kinda late." He poked at his other half, who sat on the floor, still reading her manga.
"Sano, Sano, Sano, huh? Oh, it is kinda late." She turned up reluctantly from the two-page spread on the page in front of her.
"How many times have you read that, Katsuko?" he asked suspiciously.
"Three-hundred and a half."
"Half?"
"I stopped at this picture of Sano."
"Please tell me I haven't been thinking this." he whimpered.
"Let me explain." Katsuko sat down in a chair, facing him. "I'm the side that likes guys. That dream with Yugi was all me. Well, actually, I was trying to make it Yami (A/N: Chandler LOVES her Yami, yes she does.), but your feelings for Yugi came in."
"So I'm still gay?"
"No, not really."
"I'm normal again!"
"Um, actually you're bi." She sighed. "I wasn't able to pull it out of you."
"Oh.I see, um."
"Uh, let's get to bed. I'll sleep on the couch."
"Yeah, OK."
"Wait, what will I wear to school tomorrow?"
"You're not going."
"I have to go. I'm your rational side. You'd never survive in school without me."
He ignored the stupidity comment. "Just wear one of my spare boys' uniforms then. We'll buy a girls' uniform later."
"OK. Good night."
"Night."
Feedback? We like. Review below or mail us at: double_dragon@mad.scientist.com
Pairing: TBA
Archived: FFN, and others as necessary. Contact us if you want it: double_dragon@mad.scientist.com
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other thing that is owned by somebody else. The only thing we own is this story line and Katsuko Jonouchi.
Long extensive author's notes Chandler: That last chapter was so sad. *tear*
Katrina: I feel so bad for Katsuya-kun. I want him to feel better.
Chandler: Me too. But anyway.at the request of someone (sorry someone we like using cryptic words) we are going to make a list of people's Japanese names and their American counterparts.
Katrina: Also, if in the chapter Yuugi is spelled with two 'u's' I typed it up. If it is spelled with one 'u' Chandler typed it.
Chandler: Time for the list. *pushes button*
Otogi Ryuuji=Duke Devlin Hiroto Honda= Tristan Taylor Anzu Mazaki=Tea Gardner Katsuya Jonouchi= Joey Wheeler (everybody else pretty much is the same)
Katrina: Now get your asses off our backs a read the damn chapter, okay?!
Chapter Two: Of Cults and Feminine Sides
[Saturday night; during Katsuya's reminiscing: Yami's POV]
It was late, and Yugi was in bed. Unfortunately, I could not join him for I had a group meeting with Yami Marik (A/N refer to him as Malik and his Hikari as Marik) and Bakura (that is the yami the hikari is Ryou). Sure, you could call it a cult, we do worship Egyptian gods, but y'know, it's our little group.
Man, what was that bar called? Oh yeah, Shades of Grey. *nod* Pretty fitting considering we are 'dark' and well, there are 'hikaris'. Note Dark and Light, not necessarily Black and White, so ha. I got out of the taxi. It took a little while. This new currency confuses me. I almost gave him five-thousand yen.
Anyway, I went into the backroom of the bar, away from the blasting music and girls in skimpy outfits. Malik and Bakura were already waiting for me. I took a chair and said, "So what are we doing today?"
"We thought you knew." The other two said.
Malik added, "We already made the shrines. There isn't really anything else to do."
We sat there thinking when Bakura had an idea. "Y'know, I don't feel like working. How about we have some fun with our magic?'
I wasn't so sure. "Isn't that a bit dangerous?"
Malik rolled his eyes. "C'mon you ordered people to die."
Bakura sniggered, "And not to look at your lover."
Heat rose in my cheeks. "You weren't supposed to remember that."
"Yeah, I almost died because of that law."
My head bolted up. "You what?! I was never informed of this!"
"Y'know, those guards of yours were on something."
"Don't you dare thinking of looking at my Yugi the wrong way!" I said defensively, harrumphing.
"Ryou's good enough for me." Bakura replied.
Malik, who had been watching us, spoke up "Hey! I have an idea."
Bakura and I stopped our bickering but not before giving each other some death glares.
Malik continued, " Let's put the names of everyone we know into a hat, randomly select one, not look at it ever, and focus our energies on it. Hopefully, we will se what happens to the person if we don't happen to kill them."
I wasn't so sure. What if something happened to Yugi or Katsuya-kun? I wouldn't want to be responsible for anymore of Katsuya's suffering. "Fine but no hikaris," I reluctantly agreed. What the heck. Chances are Katsuya won't get picked. After all, I have lived for thousands of years.there are a LOT of people in the said hat, and he shouldn't get hurt, I don't think.
We picked and left the building. After getting out of the taxi I got into my pajamas and snuggled up next to Yugi, who happened to be so warm and soft, like a nice pillow.
~*~
[Sunday morning; now in third person]
Jonouchi got out of bed. He walked into the living room, and noticed someone on the couch. "Who the hell is that? Dad's not here, and it seems that this person has a very familiar hair style. Jonouchi walked over to the person on the couch. "HOLY SHIT! It's a girl! Wait a second. This person looks a lot like me."
"Hello, Katsuya. Good morning." Jonouchi's girly counterpart said in a pleasantly high voice."
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Katsuko of course. I've been with you since the very beginning."
"You've been stalking me?!"
"Of course not."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Remember when you really wanted those really cool sneakers?"
"Yeah."
"That was me."
"But those were cool and guy-ish."
"I was in a guy's body. What was I supposed to do?'
"But where did you come from?"
"I was in your brain the whole time. I don't know how I got out. But I am now. Can I have some breakfast?"
"I thought you know how to cook."
"If you can't, I can't. We are, in a way, the same person. But can I at least have some oatmeal?" Her voice went up to something that went dangerously towards a whimper.
"Fine." Katsuya turned towards the kitchen."
"Maple and brown sugar, don't forget it."
"Of course. If I like, you like it, right?" he asked.
"Good job. You're learning." He ignored the fact that she just insulted him with that line, and started walking to make the oatmeal.
After some incidents.they had their breakfast.
[flashback]
"Aw shit! It blew up in the microwave." Katsuya hit the microwave which didn't help it much either.
"You idiot!" She slapped him upside the head.
"Ow! Would you know how to make it any better?" Jonouchi said while cleaning up the microwave a bit, stroking his cheek.
"You have a point there," she conceded, sighing. "You're still an idiot, though."
"Well if I am you are too," he growled at her.
"Well I'm your more rational side anyway, so you're stupider! Hmph!" She stormed out of the room, leaving a very confused Katsuya behind.
[end flashback]
After breakfast, the two went to get dressed. Katsuko picked up some of Katsuya's boxers. "Um, what am I supposed to wear?"
"Well, I don't have anything for you. You're kinda unexpected."
"I guess I'll put on some of your small stuff." Katsuko went over to the closet when she noticed their manga collection. "Katsuya, where did you say we were going?"
Katsuya picked up a white and blue t-shirt and put it over his head. "I didn't, but I was thinking the arcade."
"No, we're going to the bookstore."
"Why?"
"Let's see the manga you've got here.Chobits, Ranma, Love Hina. Where's the yaoi? I'm being deprived!"
"Alright, we'll go. Sheesh. And since when did you like yaoi?" She refused to reply.
The Jonouchis finished getting dressed and they walked over to the bookstore.
While Katsuko was looking through the manga section, Katsuya had his nose buried in some Chobits. "Yyyyyes, she is a tasty sidedish."
Katsuko just rolled her eyes and continued her search. "Where's the FAKE? Where's the Gravitation? Where's the Ai no Kusabi?" She turned around in circles, then something caught her eye, "What is this? Rurouni Kenshin?"
Katsuya lifted his head from the manga. "Oh, you mean the one with the really bloody sword fights." He grinned. "I like that one."
"No, I mean the one with Sano." (A/N: We love Sano, that we do. We love SanoxKen, that we do. Read Sake by Kentaro at )
[back home]
"Katsuko, it's getting kinda late." He poked at his other half, who sat on the floor, still reading her manga.
"Sano, Sano, Sano, huh? Oh, it is kinda late." She turned up reluctantly from the two-page spread on the page in front of her.
"How many times have you read that, Katsuko?" he asked suspiciously.
"Three-hundred and a half."
"Half?"
"I stopped at this picture of Sano."
"Please tell me I haven't been thinking this." he whimpered.
"Let me explain." Katsuko sat down in a chair, facing him. "I'm the side that likes guys. That dream with Yugi was all me. Well, actually, I was trying to make it Yami (A/N: Chandler LOVES her Yami, yes she does.), but your feelings for Yugi came in."
"So I'm still gay?"
"No, not really."
"I'm normal again!"
"Um, actually you're bi." She sighed. "I wasn't able to pull it out of you."
"Oh.I see, um."
"Uh, let's get to bed. I'll sleep on the couch."
"Yeah, OK."
"Wait, what will I wear to school tomorrow?"
"You're not going."
"I have to go. I'm your rational side. You'd never survive in school without me."
He ignored the stupidity comment. "Just wear one of my spare boys' uniforms then. We'll buy a girls' uniform later."
"OK. Good night."
"Night."
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