Title: There's No Such Thing as a Painless Love
Chapter Four: Surprises
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"Hey, mate, we should be heading down to breakfast, ya know? I'm hungry," inquired Ron, rubbing his stomach.
"Alright, I'm coming!" said Harry walking through the Gryffindor common room.
When they were in the corridor, Harry asked, "So, how was Hogsmeade?"
"It was amazing! 'Mione said we should do it again," Ron said with a huge grin. "By the way, where did you run off to yesterday?"
"Oh, nowhere...J-just to the Hogs Head."
"Why?"
"Because."
"And you said you were meeting someone. Who was it?"
"Tonks," Harry muttered.
"Tonks?! The new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor?" asked a shocked Ron.
"Shhh! Yes. This has been going on since last year, but now it's a real secret. You won't tell anyone, will you?"
"It's just between you and me!"
"Thanks."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione stepped out of the shower; squeaky clean and dripping wet. When she turned around (without a towel on), she saw none other than Draco Malfoy with a smirk on his face.
"Get out!" she screamed, trying to cover herself up. "Get out!" she screamed again, stepping back inside the shower, hoping to be less revealed. All she heard was his laughter.
"No, I like the view from here, thanks!"
"Well, if you won't leave, at least hand me a freakin' towel, you prick!"
More laughter.
"GET OUT!"
Finally, with hesitation, he left, smirking.
"Nice body," he muttered before closing the door.
'All that and brains too...it's much, much more,' Draco thought.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was midnight, and Ron couldn't sleep. He was hungry as well, so he decided to go for a walk down to the kitchens. He was about half way there, when he heard strange grunting noises coming from a nearby broom closet. When he opened the door, what he saw almost gave him a heart attack.
Ron had found Crabbe and Goyle in a quite disturbing position. (A/N: Let's just say shoving a stick up your ass is no longer just an expression, if you get our drift...)
Slamming the door he suddenly lost his appetite, and ran as fast as he could up to Gryffindor Tower to tell Harry what he saw.
By the time he got back to the common room, Harry had fallen asleep on his Potions homework. Ron was tired from the run, so he decided to go to sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Waking up early, Ron told Harry about the big, bad gay Slytherins. After falling on the floor from laughing so hard, Harry went to tell Hermione, and Ron went down to breakfast, not wanting to discuss it anymore.
When Harry and Hermione walked into the Great Hall, they went over to sit with Ron, who was stuffing his face, as usual.
"Hey, Ron."
"Hi, 'Minee."
"How'd you sleep, Ron?" Hermione asked giggling. "Have any interesting dreams?"
They all started bursting into fits of laughter.
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After breakfast, Ron walked Hermione to her Advanced Potions class, while Harry scurried off to Defense Against the Dark Arts. Ron gave Hermione a peck on the cheek when they heard,
"Aww, it's the Weasel and the Mudblood, how sweet."
"Shut your arse, Malfoy!"
"I wish Crabbe had done that last night," muttered Ron. Hermione sniggered.
"You see, I'd love to, but seeing you two together is rather...amusing, yet utterly disgusting," snapped Draco.
"Shut it, Ferret Boy!"
"Mr. Weasley...I suggest you get to class before you receive detention," came a cold voice. "And five points from Gryffindor for being late, Ms. Granger."
"But its-"
"That's another ten points for talking back! Now get to class."
Ron gave Hermione another peck on the cheek, and turned sulking.
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A/N: This is really a useless chapter, but at the same time, it was fun! It was all Amaximus, Luara, and Spidey's ideas! We just had to put it in! It's just a fill-in chapter - - nothing but short fill-in scenes within a chapter, but that's okay! Thanks for putting up with us anyway! R/R, please...
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Chapter Four: Surprises
- -
"Hey, mate, we should be heading down to breakfast, ya know? I'm hungry," inquired Ron, rubbing his stomach.
"Alright, I'm coming!" said Harry walking through the Gryffindor common room.
When they were in the corridor, Harry asked, "So, how was Hogsmeade?"
"It was amazing! 'Mione said we should do it again," Ron said with a huge grin. "By the way, where did you run off to yesterday?"
"Oh, nowhere...J-just to the Hogs Head."
"Why?"
"Because."
"And you said you were meeting someone. Who was it?"
"Tonks," Harry muttered.
"Tonks?! The new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor?" asked a shocked Ron.
"Shhh! Yes. This has been going on since last year, but now it's a real secret. You won't tell anyone, will you?"
"It's just between you and me!"
"Thanks."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione stepped out of the shower; squeaky clean and dripping wet. When she turned around (without a towel on), she saw none other than Draco Malfoy with a smirk on his face.
"Get out!" she screamed, trying to cover herself up. "Get out!" she screamed again, stepping back inside the shower, hoping to be less revealed. All she heard was his laughter.
"No, I like the view from here, thanks!"
"Well, if you won't leave, at least hand me a freakin' towel, you prick!"
More laughter.
"GET OUT!"
Finally, with hesitation, he left, smirking.
"Nice body," he muttered before closing the door.
'All that and brains too...it's much, much more,' Draco thought.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was midnight, and Ron couldn't sleep. He was hungry as well, so he decided to go for a walk down to the kitchens. He was about half way there, when he heard strange grunting noises coming from a nearby broom closet. When he opened the door, what he saw almost gave him a heart attack.
Ron had found Crabbe and Goyle in a quite disturbing position. (A/N: Let's just say shoving a stick up your ass is no longer just an expression, if you get our drift...)
Slamming the door he suddenly lost his appetite, and ran as fast as he could up to Gryffindor Tower to tell Harry what he saw.
By the time he got back to the common room, Harry had fallen asleep on his Potions homework. Ron was tired from the run, so he decided to go to sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Waking up early, Ron told Harry about the big, bad gay Slytherins. After falling on the floor from laughing so hard, Harry went to tell Hermione, and Ron went down to breakfast, not wanting to discuss it anymore.
When Harry and Hermione walked into the Great Hall, they went over to sit with Ron, who was stuffing his face, as usual.
"Hey, Ron."
"Hi, 'Minee."
"How'd you sleep, Ron?" Hermione asked giggling. "Have any interesting dreams?"
They all started bursting into fits of laughter.
- -
After breakfast, Ron walked Hermione to her Advanced Potions class, while Harry scurried off to Defense Against the Dark Arts. Ron gave Hermione a peck on the cheek when they heard,
"Aww, it's the Weasel and the Mudblood, how sweet."
"Shut your arse, Malfoy!"
"I wish Crabbe had done that last night," muttered Ron. Hermione sniggered.
"You see, I'd love to, but seeing you two together is rather...amusing, yet utterly disgusting," snapped Draco.
"Shut it, Ferret Boy!"
"Mr. Weasley...I suggest you get to class before you receive detention," came a cold voice. "And five points from Gryffindor for being late, Ms. Granger."
"But its-"
"That's another ten points for talking back! Now get to class."
Ron gave Hermione another peck on the cheek, and turned sulking.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: This is really a useless chapter, but at the same time, it was fun! It was all Amaximus, Luara, and Spidey's ideas! We just had to put it in! It's just a fill-in chapter - - nothing but short fill-in scenes within a chapter, but that's okay! Thanks for putting up with us anyway! R/R, please...
3 FeltonFriends922 *