Uhmmm a wolfstar/dorlene/jily texting fic i have been meaning to write FOREVER! I guess credit to my friend for being a sarcastic bitch and inspiring me by being said sarcastic bitch :P Expect bad jokes, yep, and CW/TWs. Haha. This is a modern marauders fanfiction (or a modern AU) **Rated T for swearing and CW/TWs because I have to have my angst haha and tragic backstories**

Magic was not a happy camper. Her sister Fate had gone a bit overboard making the live of Harry James Potter difficult and tragic. Now, on her second try she had vowed to be 'a little nicer', whatever that meant. Rewrite that diverges pretty heavily, right from the start.

"Sirius, I'm a monster." Remus looked angry, and his voice was rising. "Why don't you hate me now? Why aren't you scared?" When Sirius Black got his Hogwarts acceptance letter, he never thought it would lead to him going down a completely different life path than expected. Content warning: A lot of self hatred. Mentions of abuse. Fluff, Hurt/Comfort galore.

A collection of some defining moments between Bellatrix and her husband. Mostly Bellamort-compliant, but I occasionally indulge in bits of Belladolphus. Includes fragments of my fic “Empty Promises”. Canon compliant.

Tras la traición de Ron, Hermione se ve sola y sin un sitio donde vivir hasta que Draco Malfoy acude a su rescate con una oferta altruista... al menos al principio. Aunque años atrás Draco renunció a lo que significaba su apellido, está resuelto a conseguir la herencia que le toca por derecho. Pero para eso necesita casarse y Hermione Granger es la candidata perfecta.

Гарри был отправлен на Слизерин после ужасного детства. Все считают, что его брат Джим — Мальчик-Который-Выжил. Думаете вы знаете эту историю? Подумайте еще раз. Перевод серии "Prince of Slytherin" с английского языка за авторством The Sinister Man

Harry Potter is something that will live with us forever and ever and ever. This work is dedicated to that saga and to the OTPs and characters that I appreciate the most. Short writings about little moments that happen in my head.

Neville and Cedric have a disagreement about their eating habits.

Hermione's eating an ice cream cone, and Marcus just can't look away. AU!

Lily and Sirius are wrestling, but Crookshanks is not happy.

Remus Lupin reflects on what is ending and what is beginning for himself and his friends at an end-of-term ritual. Written for The Houses Competition Year 9, round 3.

ON PERMANENT HIATUS (Read newest chap for why) What if Sirius escaped from Azakaban two years earlier? What if he found Harry and took him away from the Dursley's? And what is going on with Ron? "Wait...You want to send them to Durmstrang?" This story is an AU where where some of our favorite characters go to Durmstrang, but with a twist...

Andromeda Black attends one last garden paery before she escapes her family. Written for The Houses Competition Year 9, round 3.

Lily needs help from her daddy

Cassandra Rice is the youngest child and daughter of a death eater family and during Voldemort's prime, she must choose to either living and be a follower of Voldemort's despite her beliefs or accept the consequences. While battling with choosing life or death she deals with loving a young Severus Snape, who is just a losing game.

Tu te souviens de Sally-Anne Perks ? Non ? Ce n'est pas grave. Personne ne t'en voudra. Tout le monde l'a oubliée ou l'oubliera. Sauf Théodore Nott. Dans cette noble société sorcière, ils naviguent à contre-courant malgré la guerre et la résistance.Une seule certitude : cette histoire finira mal.

Just a little one-shot of what Harry could do, following what Dobby did second year.

Hermione gets trapped in a spell that changes her life forever.

A patient of a psychiatric hospital dies from beatings and moves into the body of Peeves, a poltergeist and the main joker of Hogwarts.

With his new philanthropic ways and ventures in business, Draco Malfoy invites the new Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger, to an official Malfoy ball. Hermione grudgingly attends, only to find herself locked in a room with one way out: to forgive Draco Malfoy. Oneshot, Rated M.

23 years after the end of the seventh book, Harriet Potter, Harry's fourth child, makes her way to hogwarts school. However it is nothing like she expected it to be. But what secrets does she and her father hide? CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN

One shot series of Tom Riddle Jr./Hermione Granger, Voldemort/Hermione Granger.

Oneshot: Voldemort struck Harry with the killing curse in the Forbidden Forest. He should be dead. So who is Sheryl and why is she saying he's the 1,000,000th death?

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is seeking an experienced professor of music to join their faculty for the 2006-2007 academic year. The ideal candidate will be a competent musical instructor with outstanding character and excellent interpersonal skills. The best person for the job is obviously...Percy Weasley?

Revamped version of my story. Same pairings, same concepts, better writing. When Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin, no one is more shocked than his head of house. How will he respond to the chance of redemption? Will he seize it or let it slide? Partly canon, partly AU. Some characters display OOC behaviour.