A/N~ I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did I would be the happiest person on this sad planet. I also don't own the world, yet. *laughs evilly and runs off to make further plans of world domination* This chapter is for Cahadras cause she just loves bugging me to update. *glares at Cahadras* don't you. Yes, yes you do. Oh well, that's okay cause I already have up to chapter 6 written and I'm gonna write chapter 7 soon. Oh yeah, ignore my spelling mistakes. Spelling blows.
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Pretend Your Someone Else
How's It Goin
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Like every Monday morning, I walked to school with Shinma. Oh the luck we have with school.
The conversation about the detective went over better than I had planned. To skip all the mushy, brings a tear to the eye parts, they accepted it and told me I should of told them earlier. You can guess how the rest of it went.
We also have a new room-mate, no one other than Cahadras herself. Not like she doesn't normally stay with us, but she mostly likes to sleep in trees outside. She said something about us needing to stick together because we're friends and that's what friends do, and that we are like her little sisters and she has to stick up for us.
Does anyone else feel like gagging?
Sorry but I'm not a touchy feely person. Cahadras isn't either and why she said that is way beyond me. When she told us that I knew it was hurting her and she was holding back from either gagging or breaking something. What colorful people I know.
The weekend was mostly a waste. We tried to plan what we would do with the Urameshi Team if we couldn't lose them quickly. No results. Sure, we had plenty of ideas, all bad. Some where impossible, some we would never be able to pull off, and the rest were just plain stupid. We'll be planning all night tonight.
I didn't tell them that I was with Kurama that night, but somehow they sorta knew. They said they smelt the scent of a male on me but it was weak. When I lied they said they smelt my lie. Damn them and their noses. Sure I have a sensitive nose also but I'm not as nosy as them. They bugged me about who it was for the whole night. They even asked me while I slept, hoping I would tell them in my sleep. I really need to start locking my door while I sleep.
I was drawn away from my thoughts when I heard a bell ring, the school bell.
"We're late." Shinma says boredly.
"What a shame." I say back a stuff my hands in my pockets. We could truely care less if we're late or early.
"I need some coffee and theres a coffee shop up the street. Let's go."
I shrug and follow her. I could go for some coffee.
We reach the coffee shop and go inside. It smells strongly of, what else, coffee. Shinma orders a tall mocha latte and I order a tall chocolate frappachino. We pay for it and leave and head to school which is still a good 3 blocks away. (A tall is a large for all you non-coffee fans)
About 5 minutes later we reach the school grounds and go inside. The halls are empty since everybody is in class, the bell did ring 15 minutes ago so of course they'd all be in class. We walked down the hall and go into our homeroom. Mr.Jones is sleeping, like always, and no one really notices us walk in. We go to the far back corner where no one sits and sit down. Okay, so we're the only ones who sit here. It's the perfect spot for us. There's a window right next to my desk and if Cahadras comes by no one will know. She often does that when theres nothing else better for her to do.
I look at Shinma and see her staring at something. I turn my head to see what she sees and it looks like she's looking at Yusuke.
"Enjoying yourself?" I ask. "Would you rather me not speak while you daydream bout Yusuke."
That snaps her out of her thoughts and she glares at me. "I am not daydreaming about the detective."
"Then what do you call it?"
"I'm thinking."
"Bout what?"
"How we're not going to get arrested while him and his friends are here. You know someones gotta figure something out."
I roll my eyes. "Yeah, I know all bout it, you ain't gotta tell me twice."
She glared at me. "Your right, I have to do it way more than two times."
Before I could even open my mouth Kurama walked up. I think I'll let Shinma's words slip this time. "Hey." I say.
"Hi. So are you feeling better than you were last night?" He asks.
Oh shit not good. I can feel Shinma's curious eyes burning into the back of my skull and she's giving me one of those 'you-had-better-explain-everything-to-me-later' look.
I give a small smile. "Better, thanks for your concern." Why must he be concerned about me? Why?
He smiles sweetly at me. "Thats good to hear."
"Uh, yeah."
Then to make the oh so perfect scene even more perfect there was one of those annoying silences that we all love so very much.
After a few minutes Shinma decided to step in.
"Well, I gotta go bathroom, so does Sakura." She gave me a wink.
Being the confused one I didn't get anything. "Uh, no I don't."
"Yes you do." She said standing up first grabbing her latte and then my arm and dragging me off. I barely had enough time to grab my frappichino and there is no way I would leave it behind. Shinma dragged me out of the room while Kurama watched with a confused look on his face.
She opened the door to the girls bathroom and pushed all the stalls open. When she was finished with her inspection she locked the bathroom door so no one could get in then turned to me.
"Talk." She demanded.
"I'm not here at the moment, leave a message and I'll get back to you later. Beeeeeeeep." I said. Hey, answer machines work on many occations.
"Don't give me that shit."
Exept in this case.
"There's nothing to talk about."
She gave me a 'not-buying-it' look. "Like shit there ain't nothing to talk about. You go off, come home smelling faintly of male, and then Kurama asks you if your feeling better. Now tell."
"There. Ain't. Nothing. Going. On." I say slowly.
"I'm losing my patience Sakura." Shinma growled.
"Well to damn bad cause ther is nothing to talk about."
Before I knew what happened Shinma had turned to Hanyou form and had me against the wall, a few inches from the ground, with one arm pinning my neck to the wall while the other she held her claw under my neck. In ningen form if she cut me I would easily get cut, nothing serious but still.
"Speak." She growled.
"Fine." I choked out.
She let me go and I landed on the floor. I quickly turned to Youkai form so she couldn't pull an easy move on me again.
"Now." She demanded.
Even though Shinma is 3 or 4 inches shorter than me I know not to mess with her. Neither of us are sure who would win in a fight and we don't want to know. We'd both probably come out dead.
"When I went out, I went to the park. Kurama was there and we hung out. That's all."
Shinma smiled. "Now was that so hard?"
"Yes."
"But what was the hope your feelin better bout."
"I was a little sad and he talked to me, now get off my back."
Shinma fake pouted. "Your no fun."
We heard the bell rang. We turned back into Ningen form and unlocked the door. I quickly drank what I had left of frappichino and threw the cup away. Bad mistake.
"Aag, brian freeze." I whined and grabbed my head.
Shinma laughed and grabbed my arm, leading me to our next class.
Never let Shinma lead you anywhere while you have a major brain freeze and your looking at the ground but your eyes are closed. I heard her mumble something but couldn't understand it because of the pain in my head.
I felt Shinma let go of my arm and then I ran head first into someone and heard Shinma laughing hysterically. I opened my eyes and looked up to see the familar face of, no other, Kurama.
"Are you okay?" He asked.
I opened my mouth to say sorry but something else replaced that. "Shinma no baka. You are so dead." I yelled I dived at her and grabbed her by the neck and started to choke her. I shoke her neck violently while she laughed and struggled to breathe so her laughs were sounding not quite like laughs.
"This is now my favorite sport, chick fighting." Yusuke said behind me.
I take that as a perverted remark.
While stangling Shinma with one hand I turned around and went to punch Yusuke in the face. Shinma toke that as her chance and broke free of my grip. As my fist was inches away from connecting with Yusukes face I turned around to catch her and hit some random student walking to class in the face. She was already running down the hall so I toke of after her. I quickly cught up with her but was still a couple of yards behind her.
"Get back her you stupid bitch." I yelled.
"Fuck you." She yelled back.
She ran into our next class and quickly toke a seat and folded her hands like a good student would. She looked up at me and smiled sweetly.
"Hello Sakura, what a nice day we're having."
"Stupid bitch." I grumble and sit down next to her.
She gasped and put her hand over her heart. "I take that to heart Sakura-chan."
"You only say Sakura-chan when you don't want me to hurt you."
She gasped again. "That's not true Sakura-sama."
"You only say Sakura-sama when I confront you about the chan."
"Damn you."
"Sucks to get beat at your own game doesn't it." I smirked.
"Oh, I'll get you yet."
"Sure."
~Lunchtime~
Like always, Shinma and I sat under the willow tree in the garden. The reason we sat here is so if Cahadras decides to come she can lay on one of the branches.
"You know Sakura, you should be happy I pushed you into Kurama." Shinma smirked.
"And why should I be happy about you pushing me into him?" I asked.
"Oh, come on, you know you liked it, bein all against him and..."
I bopped Shinma on the head. "You are such a hentai."
"That hurt, both emotionally and physically."
"Say that again and I will hurt you physically."
"Are the two canines having a little argument?" I bored voice from above us asked.
Shinma and I looked up and saw Cahadras lying on a branch with her back against the trunk.
"Just ignore me." She told us. "I'm enjoying the entertainment."
"Hahaha, very funny." I said sarcastcally. "Your friggin hylerious."
"Hey Cahadras, having fun?" Shinma greeted.
"Like I could ever have fun in this ningen world, it's so dull here. Everythings the same." Cahadras yawned. "So who did you run into Sakura?"
"Kurama." Shinma spoke for me then laughed.
Cahadras looked at me curiously. "Kurama huh, gettin a little to close to the enemy now aren't we."
"It was Shinma's fault, she pushed me into him." I defended.
"Nuh uh, I was leading you because you got a brain freeze and you were the one who ran into him." Shinma said.
"You led me right into him." I shoot back.
Shinma pulled down her eyelid and stuck her tongue out at me.
"Now now children, behave yourselves." Cahadras told us.
Now it was my turn to stick my tongue out at Shinma.
"You two are so childish, I can't believe I even bother conversing with you." Cahadras said.
"Oh, come on." I said.
"Yeah, you know you love us." Shinma said. (Not that way for all you hentai's)
"Hn." Was all Cahadras said.
"Hn." Shinma and I mocked.
"While you two act like adolecence pups, I'm going to back to the apartment." Cahadras told us.
"To do what exactly?" I asked.
"Probably to eat more sweet snow," Shinma said 'matter-of-factly.'
Cahadras gave a a look of warning. "Are you insulting sweet snow."
"Nope." Shinma said.
"Just the one who loves it more than life itself." I said.
"Remind me to laugh after I eat my sweet snow." Cahadras said. "Oh, and we need a gig, we're running out of food." With that she was gone.
"Why can't I run as fast as her." Shinma asked.
"Because your inu hanyou, not fire apparition." I said.
"Yeah but she's also kitsune."
"Well, she got her speed from her fire side."
"And what side is that."
"Um, her mother's side I believe, she doesn't talk about it much."
"Oh."
There was a moment of silence before Shinma broke it.
"I wish my mother was fire apparition instead of human."
I put my head in my hands and shook it pitifully as Shinma went on why she couldn't of had a fire appirtion as a mother.
First all we had to worry about was not getting caught, now ontop of that, we have to find a gig. Lucky us.
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A/N~ So there's another chapter, which means *drum roll plays* Oh fuck, where'd that come from *looks around for source of sound and find guys playing drums* how'd you get in here *throws brick and knocks dude out* damn people breakin in. Anyways review, reviews make me a happy kitsune.
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Pretend Your Someone Else
How's It Goin
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Like every Monday morning, I walked to school with Shinma. Oh the luck we have with school.
The conversation about the detective went over better than I had planned. To skip all the mushy, brings a tear to the eye parts, they accepted it and told me I should of told them earlier. You can guess how the rest of it went.
We also have a new room-mate, no one other than Cahadras herself. Not like she doesn't normally stay with us, but she mostly likes to sleep in trees outside. She said something about us needing to stick together because we're friends and that's what friends do, and that we are like her little sisters and she has to stick up for us.
Does anyone else feel like gagging?
Sorry but I'm not a touchy feely person. Cahadras isn't either and why she said that is way beyond me. When she told us that I knew it was hurting her and she was holding back from either gagging or breaking something. What colorful people I know.
The weekend was mostly a waste. We tried to plan what we would do with the Urameshi Team if we couldn't lose them quickly. No results. Sure, we had plenty of ideas, all bad. Some where impossible, some we would never be able to pull off, and the rest were just plain stupid. We'll be planning all night tonight.
I didn't tell them that I was with Kurama that night, but somehow they sorta knew. They said they smelt the scent of a male on me but it was weak. When I lied they said they smelt my lie. Damn them and their noses. Sure I have a sensitive nose also but I'm not as nosy as them. They bugged me about who it was for the whole night. They even asked me while I slept, hoping I would tell them in my sleep. I really need to start locking my door while I sleep.
I was drawn away from my thoughts when I heard a bell ring, the school bell.
"We're late." Shinma says boredly.
"What a shame." I say back a stuff my hands in my pockets. We could truely care less if we're late or early.
"I need some coffee and theres a coffee shop up the street. Let's go."
I shrug and follow her. I could go for some coffee.
We reach the coffee shop and go inside. It smells strongly of, what else, coffee. Shinma orders a tall mocha latte and I order a tall chocolate frappachino. We pay for it and leave and head to school which is still a good 3 blocks away. (A tall is a large for all you non-coffee fans)
About 5 minutes later we reach the school grounds and go inside. The halls are empty since everybody is in class, the bell did ring 15 minutes ago so of course they'd all be in class. We walked down the hall and go into our homeroom. Mr.Jones is sleeping, like always, and no one really notices us walk in. We go to the far back corner where no one sits and sit down. Okay, so we're the only ones who sit here. It's the perfect spot for us. There's a window right next to my desk and if Cahadras comes by no one will know. She often does that when theres nothing else better for her to do.
I look at Shinma and see her staring at something. I turn my head to see what she sees and it looks like she's looking at Yusuke.
"Enjoying yourself?" I ask. "Would you rather me not speak while you daydream bout Yusuke."
That snaps her out of her thoughts and she glares at me. "I am not daydreaming about the detective."
"Then what do you call it?"
"I'm thinking."
"Bout what?"
"How we're not going to get arrested while him and his friends are here. You know someones gotta figure something out."
I roll my eyes. "Yeah, I know all bout it, you ain't gotta tell me twice."
She glared at me. "Your right, I have to do it way more than two times."
Before I could even open my mouth Kurama walked up. I think I'll let Shinma's words slip this time. "Hey." I say.
"Hi. So are you feeling better than you were last night?" He asks.
Oh shit not good. I can feel Shinma's curious eyes burning into the back of my skull and she's giving me one of those 'you-had-better-explain-everything-to-me-later' look.
I give a small smile. "Better, thanks for your concern." Why must he be concerned about me? Why?
He smiles sweetly at me. "Thats good to hear."
"Uh, yeah."
Then to make the oh so perfect scene even more perfect there was one of those annoying silences that we all love so very much.
After a few minutes Shinma decided to step in.
"Well, I gotta go bathroom, so does Sakura." She gave me a wink.
Being the confused one I didn't get anything. "Uh, no I don't."
"Yes you do." She said standing up first grabbing her latte and then my arm and dragging me off. I barely had enough time to grab my frappichino and there is no way I would leave it behind. Shinma dragged me out of the room while Kurama watched with a confused look on his face.
She opened the door to the girls bathroom and pushed all the stalls open. When she was finished with her inspection she locked the bathroom door so no one could get in then turned to me.
"Talk." She demanded.
"I'm not here at the moment, leave a message and I'll get back to you later. Beeeeeeeep." I said. Hey, answer machines work on many occations.
"Don't give me that shit."
Exept in this case.
"There's nothing to talk about."
She gave me a 'not-buying-it' look. "Like shit there ain't nothing to talk about. You go off, come home smelling faintly of male, and then Kurama asks you if your feeling better. Now tell."
"There. Ain't. Nothing. Going. On." I say slowly.
"I'm losing my patience Sakura." Shinma growled.
"Well to damn bad cause ther is nothing to talk about."
Before I knew what happened Shinma had turned to Hanyou form and had me against the wall, a few inches from the ground, with one arm pinning my neck to the wall while the other she held her claw under my neck. In ningen form if she cut me I would easily get cut, nothing serious but still.
"Speak." She growled.
"Fine." I choked out.
She let me go and I landed on the floor. I quickly turned to Youkai form so she couldn't pull an easy move on me again.
"Now." She demanded.
Even though Shinma is 3 or 4 inches shorter than me I know not to mess with her. Neither of us are sure who would win in a fight and we don't want to know. We'd both probably come out dead.
"When I went out, I went to the park. Kurama was there and we hung out. That's all."
Shinma smiled. "Now was that so hard?"
"Yes."
"But what was the hope your feelin better bout."
"I was a little sad and he talked to me, now get off my back."
Shinma fake pouted. "Your no fun."
We heard the bell rang. We turned back into Ningen form and unlocked the door. I quickly drank what I had left of frappichino and threw the cup away. Bad mistake.
"Aag, brian freeze." I whined and grabbed my head.
Shinma laughed and grabbed my arm, leading me to our next class.
Never let Shinma lead you anywhere while you have a major brain freeze and your looking at the ground but your eyes are closed. I heard her mumble something but couldn't understand it because of the pain in my head.
I felt Shinma let go of my arm and then I ran head first into someone and heard Shinma laughing hysterically. I opened my eyes and looked up to see the familar face of, no other, Kurama.
"Are you okay?" He asked.
I opened my mouth to say sorry but something else replaced that. "Shinma no baka. You are so dead." I yelled I dived at her and grabbed her by the neck and started to choke her. I shoke her neck violently while she laughed and struggled to breathe so her laughs were sounding not quite like laughs.
"This is now my favorite sport, chick fighting." Yusuke said behind me.
I take that as a perverted remark.
While stangling Shinma with one hand I turned around and went to punch Yusuke in the face. Shinma toke that as her chance and broke free of my grip. As my fist was inches away from connecting with Yusukes face I turned around to catch her and hit some random student walking to class in the face. She was already running down the hall so I toke of after her. I quickly cught up with her but was still a couple of yards behind her.
"Get back her you stupid bitch." I yelled.
"Fuck you." She yelled back.
She ran into our next class and quickly toke a seat and folded her hands like a good student would. She looked up at me and smiled sweetly.
"Hello Sakura, what a nice day we're having."
"Stupid bitch." I grumble and sit down next to her.
She gasped and put her hand over her heart. "I take that to heart Sakura-chan."
"You only say Sakura-chan when you don't want me to hurt you."
She gasped again. "That's not true Sakura-sama."
"You only say Sakura-sama when I confront you about the chan."
"Damn you."
"Sucks to get beat at your own game doesn't it." I smirked.
"Oh, I'll get you yet."
"Sure."
~Lunchtime~
Like always, Shinma and I sat under the willow tree in the garden. The reason we sat here is so if Cahadras decides to come she can lay on one of the branches.
"You know Sakura, you should be happy I pushed you into Kurama." Shinma smirked.
"And why should I be happy about you pushing me into him?" I asked.
"Oh, come on, you know you liked it, bein all against him and..."
I bopped Shinma on the head. "You are such a hentai."
"That hurt, both emotionally and physically."
"Say that again and I will hurt you physically."
"Are the two canines having a little argument?" I bored voice from above us asked.
Shinma and I looked up and saw Cahadras lying on a branch with her back against the trunk.
"Just ignore me." She told us. "I'm enjoying the entertainment."
"Hahaha, very funny." I said sarcastcally. "Your friggin hylerious."
"Hey Cahadras, having fun?" Shinma greeted.
"Like I could ever have fun in this ningen world, it's so dull here. Everythings the same." Cahadras yawned. "So who did you run into Sakura?"
"Kurama." Shinma spoke for me then laughed.
Cahadras looked at me curiously. "Kurama huh, gettin a little to close to the enemy now aren't we."
"It was Shinma's fault, she pushed me into him." I defended.
"Nuh uh, I was leading you because you got a brain freeze and you were the one who ran into him." Shinma said.
"You led me right into him." I shoot back.
Shinma pulled down her eyelid and stuck her tongue out at me.
"Now now children, behave yourselves." Cahadras told us.
Now it was my turn to stick my tongue out at Shinma.
"You two are so childish, I can't believe I even bother conversing with you." Cahadras said.
"Oh, come on." I said.
"Yeah, you know you love us." Shinma said. (Not that way for all you hentai's)
"Hn." Was all Cahadras said.
"Hn." Shinma and I mocked.
"While you two act like adolecence pups, I'm going to back to the apartment." Cahadras told us.
"To do what exactly?" I asked.
"Probably to eat more sweet snow," Shinma said 'matter-of-factly.'
Cahadras gave a a look of warning. "Are you insulting sweet snow."
"Nope." Shinma said.
"Just the one who loves it more than life itself." I said.
"Remind me to laugh after I eat my sweet snow." Cahadras said. "Oh, and we need a gig, we're running out of food." With that she was gone.
"Why can't I run as fast as her." Shinma asked.
"Because your inu hanyou, not fire apparition." I said.
"Yeah but she's also kitsune."
"Well, she got her speed from her fire side."
"And what side is that."
"Um, her mother's side I believe, she doesn't talk about it much."
"Oh."
There was a moment of silence before Shinma broke it.
"I wish my mother was fire apparition instead of human."
I put my head in my hands and shook it pitifully as Shinma went on why she couldn't of had a fire appirtion as a mother.
First all we had to worry about was not getting caught, now ontop of that, we have to find a gig. Lucky us.
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A/N~ So there's another chapter, which means *drum roll plays* Oh fuck, where'd that come from *looks around for source of sound and find guys playing drums* how'd you get in here *throws brick and knocks dude out* damn people breakin in. Anyways review, reviews make me a happy kitsune.