A/N~ here's another chapter. At the moment I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho but I will soon, just you wait. My spelling sucks so get over it. For everyone who thinks Shinma is gonna get with Yusuke, your wrong *laughs insanly* No, Shinma and Yusuke will not be getting together, the only girl who can have Yusuke is Keiko and only her. I have someone special in mind for Shinma. He's an OC and won't show up until later in the story. Cahadras will meet Hiei in the 7th chapter. Jeez people. You gotta chill okay. I've been updating alot on this story so yeah.

I just remembered something. Yusuke is hella hott when he's youkai and human. Wow, the boy's got it all. Hey, I said he was hott, not that I wanted him. Nope, I got my Kurama so I'm good. For those of you who do not know, Yusuke is youkai, but only half. Or so websites and the pics I have of him as a youkai tell me. I still needa buy those box packs and then I will own all the episodes and be happy. But not as happy as when I'll be when I own Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kurama. *dreamy look*

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Pretend Your Someone Else

New Gig

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"Look at this." Shinma said stopping at the message board in the hallway. "Talent contest. Interesting."

I snort. "Yeah right. Don't waste your time."

"Cahadras said we needed a gig, or have you forgotten. Damn Sakura, it's only been 10 minutes."

"No, I have not forgotten but we need money, not extra credit."

"Well, the winner does win $1000."

"What." I yell and stare at the flyer. Yep, there it is, win and get $1000.

"So, we playing?" Shinma asked.

"Hell yeah."

"Good." Shinma grabbed the pen hanging from a string and signed the sign-up sheet.

"When is it?"

"Next Saturday."

"We have to come here on a Saturday?"

"Yeah, but think of it." She put her arm over my shoulder and put her other hand infront of us in a circular motion. "$1000, so much money. Can you count to it?"

I slapped her hand down and moved away from her. "You know I can't and neither can you."

Shinma sighed. "I know, it really is a shame."

"Well, lets tell Cahadras." I said walking of towards the front doors.

"Uh, Sakura, we still have class."

I scratched the back of my head. "Hehe, oh yeah."

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Yusuke, Hiei, Botan, and Kuwabara looked at Kurama suspecisouly.

"What were you talking to Sakura about?" Botan asked.

"Nothing, nothing at all." Kurama said.

"Didn't look like nothing." Said Kuwabara.

"Come on Kurama, tell us." Yusuke said.

They had been trying to learn why Kurama had talked to Sakura in 1st period. He acted as if nothing happened and the group was set to find out.

"I just asked her something." Kurama said.

"What was that?" Botan asked.



"It's not important." Kurama said for the upteenth time.

Botan let out a sigh of frustration before she grab Kurama's forelocks and pulled on them. "You will tell and you will tell now."

Everyone looked at her in surprise.

"Botan." Kurama said. "Could you please let go off my hair."

"Not until you tell us everything."

"Can you let go of my hair first?

Botan shook her head. "No, now the quicker you tell us the quicker you'll have you hair back."

Kurama sighed. "When I went for a walk I saw her crying so I talked to her. I asked her if she was feeling better today."

"Why was she crying?" Yusuke asked.

"She doesn't seem like someone who would cry." Kuwabara put in.

"I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure I heard her screaming about someone leaving her and that they were at fault for something. She also told me she didn't kill the detective, and I believe her."

"Hn. Your getting to soft kitsune. Are you going to start believing what everyone says?" Hiei asked annoyed.

"Just because I believe one person does not mean I will believe them all. Her story was believable. Now could you please let go of my hair Botan?"

Botan laughed nervously and let go of Kurama's hair. "Oops, sorry."

"What did she say happened to the other detective?" Yusuke asked.

"She said that when she was younger the detective had accused her of slaughtering her parents and he was going to kill her. She ran away from him and he followed. She heard a scream and went back to find him dead." Kurama said.

"Then what killed him?" Kuwabara asked.

"I suppose another apperition, but Sakura was the one to take the blame."

"How old was she?" Botan asked.

"I believe she said 13."

"I don't think a 13-year-old could kill a fully trained Spirit Detective." Botan said. "Maybe she is telling the truth."

Yusuke put his hands behind his head. "You people need to get your facts strait. It does sound true but then the files say she killed him."

Botan glared at Yusuke. "We can't get everything correct."

"Are you forgetting that all we know she really did kill him and nows she's telling us a bunch of shit." Hiei said.

"Hiei does have a point, how do we know that she is telling the truth." Yusuke said. "We don't."

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Shinma and I walked into our apartment and saw sweet snow boxes thrown around.

"Wow." I said stepping over one of them. "Looks like someone was hungry."

"Yo, Chadras, were are you." Shinma yelled.

Cahadras came out of Shinma's room with a box of sweet snow and a spoon. "I'm right here, now stop your damn yelling."

"Hey, where's mine?" I asked.

"Hn." Was Cahadras reply.

"Where did you get all these. We don't have this many boxes of sweet snow." Shinma said.

"True, but that grocery store does." Cahadras said taking a bite of sweet snow.

"So you stole, what, 50 boxes of sweet snow." I asked looking around.

"Yeah, you gotta problem with that?" Cahadras asked.

I glared at her. "Uh, yeah, you steal all this sweet snow and then eat it all alone without us and you don't even have the decency to pick up after yourself."

Cahadras shruggred. "I gott you both some ramen. Happy now?" Cahadras turned around and went back into the room.

Both mine and Shinma's eyes widened and we toke of to the kitchen for some ramen.

After making 2 big bowls of the noodles we went and sat down on the couch in th living room. But first we had to go through the box obstical course but we made it. I grabbed the remote and turned on the t.v. Lucky us, we turned it onto Inu Yasha. (Don't own but doesn't mean I don't want to own)

"Damn, Inu Yasha is sexy." Shinma practically drooled over the hanyou.

"Yeah." I agreed. "But I prefer Kitsunes, or Ice apparitions."

"Yeah, well I like him just fine and it's good you don't want him cause he's all mine."

"Just cause he's inu hanyou like you."

"And because he loves ramen." Shinma corrected.

"How could I of ever forgotten?" I said dramatically.

"Don't ask me."

Before my chopsticks could even touch my ramen yelling was heard in the apartment next to ours.

"I can't believe you slept with her." A femineme voice came.

"But baby." A males voice came. "She doesn't mean anything. I only love you."

"So you show that by sleeping with my best friend."

"Ohhhhhh." Shinma and I laughed at the fighting couple. It was good entertainment.

"I'm sorry baby. I won't do it again."

"Like he wouldn't do it last time." Shinma said.

"You always say that and you never change."

The couple yelled back and forth for 5 minutes until we started getting annoyed.

"I'm ending this soap." I stood up and grabbed my guitar that was still by the couch. I plug it into the speaker and started to play it. After 2 minutes of this I stopped and everything was quiet for a moment.

"Will you stop playin you fuckin guitar you litlle bitch." The man yelled.

"Then you shut the fuck up bout how much you love her when you really don't" Shinma yelled back.

"Oh my God, they heard us. I'm going to be the girlfriend who lets her boyfriend walk all over her." The girl said and started to cry.

I unplugged my guitar and sat back down. "Sensitive ears suck in these kind of situations,ne?"

"Yeah, they do."

Cahadras walked out. "Damn, don't they ever give it up."

Shinma and I shook our heads.

Cahadras shook her head sadly. "Well, I'm outa sweet snow. I'll be back soon." She went to the door and out into the hall.

"Later." I called after her and looked down at my ramen to see another pain of chopsyicks getting dangerously close to my food. I grabbed them and yanked them from Shinma. Get you own ramen you pig. I ain't makin it for you to eat."

Shinma stuck her tongue out at me. "Your so mean." She stood up and grabbed her bowl and went into the kitchen for more ramen.

I dropped her chopsticks on the coffee table and looked at my ramen and smiled. "To bad you gotta die." I told it then startedto chow down.

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A/N~ theres another chapter. I just wanted to get the info about the three out. The other chapters should have equal writing for both groups. Review people and you get ramen. Why am I offering food? I will never know.