A/N~ I am updating way to fast for my taste but once again I promised Cahadras I would put it up because she can't get on her account cause of the evil ff.net. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, yet. *evil grin* Those damn mail delervery people are hella slow and I'm losing my patience with them. I need the Yu Yu Hakusho contract now people, not tomorrow, not later, NOW. But do they listen to me? Noooooooooo. Why? Because I'm a 13-year-old kitsune girl. They'll pay for making me wait. *pulls blue rose from hair* Excuse me while I exterminate some of lifes little problems.

WARNING: HORRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES MAY MAKE YOU GO INSANE!!! THE AUTHORESS IS ALREADY INSANE SO THE MISTAKES EXPLAIN WHY!!! PROCIDED WITH EXTREME CAUTION!!!

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Pretend Your Someone Else

Detention

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Yusuke walked out of his room in blue jeans and white shirt. He liked the school's dress code much better than the one in Japan. He yamwned loudly and stretched his arms over his head.

"Good morning sleepy head." Botan said cheerfully. "Are you ready for school?"

Yusuke put his arms back at his sides. "It's school, I will never be ready for it. Wheres everyone else?"

"They already left. I stayed back to make sure you got up, we still have time before the bell rings."

Yusuke looked at the clock over the stove. It wasen't moving. "Uh, Botan, the clocks broken."

"What!?" Botan yelled and looked at her wrist watch. "Oh no, your right, and we're late." She grabbed Yusuke's arm and she dashed out the door, dragging Yusuke along.

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"No, not the chicken, anything but the chicken. Nooooooooooo." Sakura mumbled in her sleep.

"Oh yes, the chicken, it's coming to get you." Shinma said to Sakura and tried hard to keep back from laughing. This was priceless.

Sakura thrashed in her sleep. "No, don't eat me. Stop biting my leg you fucking chicken. I'll roast you." Sakura started punching the air and one made contact, with Shinma's gut.

"Hey." Shinma yelled as she flew back a couple feet but stayed standing. "That hurt, sorta. Your so violent, even in your sleep."

Sakura sat straight up. "Where's that damned chicken?"

"It was a dream moron. Now get up. We have 5 minutes till the bell rings. We're already late as it is."

"Fine." Sakura threw the covers off her and stood up and went to her closet. She grabbed a black tank top and black baggy cargo pants. She turned around and Shinma had her arms crossed and her eyes closed. "Hey, get out you sicko."

Shinma's eyes snapped open and she jumped back. "Ewwwww, gross, you were gonna change while I was in here, what are you?"

Sakura threw a cd case at her. "No you fool, you were daydreamin or somthing. Just get out."

Shinma solutided her. "Hai." She marched out of the door and slammed it closed.

Cahadras looked up and Shinma marched over to the couch and flopped down.

"Hiya." Shinma smiled. "How's it goin?"

"Are you high?" Cahadras asked.

Shinma put her hand on her chin in deep thought. "I don't know, I just don't know."

Cahadras nodded slowly. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

"I'm always right, cause I'm a genuis."

"Sure you are."

"Are you mocking me?"

"Are you inu hanyou?"

"Yeah."

"Then yes, I am mocking you."

Shinma crossed her arms over her chest. "Jerk."

"You asked, I answered."

"Your so cruel."

"Oh I'm so sorry." Cahadras said in a mono-tone voice.

"How very touchy-feely."



The two girls turned to see Sakura standing in the door-way with her two hands over her heart.

"It's so beautiful." Sakura said and wipped away a fake tear.

"Baka Kitsune." Cahadras mumbled.

"But your Kitsune too." Shinma corrected.

"Only half, I'm addressing the full-blooded baka in the doorway."

"Now that hurts." Sakura said in a fake sad voice.

"It does." Cahadras said not caring. "Aren't you late for the hellhole."

Shinma stood up. "Yeah, we better get going. Come on Sakura. Later Cahadras."

"See ya." Sakura said leaving.

"Bye," Cahadras called after them. "Now for some sweet snow." With that Cahadras went kitchen raiding.

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Botan panted as her and Yusuke slid through their first period classroom's door right when the bell rang.

"Right on time." Botan said as she struggled to breathe.

Yusuke laughed at her. "I didn't realize just how out of shape you were Botan."

Though they had ran non-stop for half a mile in 5 minutes time, Yusuke was fine and hadn't even broke a sweat or gasped for air once. Botan on the other hand.

"Be quiet Yusuke." Botan panted.

Yusuke laughed and toke his seat next to Kuwabara.

"What toke you Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked.

"He most likely slept in." Kurama responded.

"Maybe." Yusuke said.

Botan sat down on the other side of Yusuke. "Maybe, try yes."

"The fool can't even do his missions right." Hiei said boredly.

Yuske put his hands behind his head and leaned back. "All we have to do is watch them. Nothing big so I might as well catch some sleep."

Mr.Jones woke up and looked around the noisy classromm. He then stood up and grabbed a stack of papers on his desk. "Class."

Everyone looked at him.

"We will be having a test today. Take out a..." Before he could finish he was interupted.

Shinma and Sakura walked through the door but stopped when they saw Mr.Jones awake for once.

"What do you two have to say for yourselves?" He asked.

"Uh." Sakura said. "My names Sakura and I have an obsession with fire, pointy objests, and has a fasination with shiny things. I also have a bad temper and am looking for a large area to put the bodies...I mean boxes. Yeah, boxes." She looked around cautiosly.

"Hi, I'm Shinma and I'm always being attacked by a giant chicken. It just won't leave me alone." Shinma said acted scared and looking around quickly for any sign of the chicken.

"Hey." Sakura defended. "That was a once time dream and that chicken was evil, it tried to eat my legs."

Shinma laughed. "Haha, you got eaten by a chicken."

Sakura put her head in her hands and pretended to sob. "It was horrible."

Mr.Jones was now annoyed. "Take your seats, now."

"Damn, talk bout PMS." Shinma said as she walked by him.

"Do guys get PMS?" Sakura asked walking beside her.

"Do we really want to know?"

The two toke their seats and Mr.Jones handed out the test. As soon as Shinma and Sakura got theirs, Sakura pulled out a pair of headphones and gave one of the earphones to Shinma and put the other one in her ear and Shinma did the same. Sakura pressed the 'Play' button on her discman and Linkin Park began to play. (How I love you Linkin Park, my heroes, my insperation, just like Sum 41, getting back on topic)

Mr.Jones walked up behind them and yanked the headphones away. "No music." He yelled.

"Someones cranky." Shinma said.

"What's up your ass?" Sakura asked and stuffed her headphones back in her pocket.

"Just get to work."

30 minutes later Kurama was the first to finish, he had already learned the same thing in Japan.

A couple minutes later Hiei finished. He guessed that reading some of Kurama's school books came in handy oncein a while.

Botan finished after him and she found it hard to stay awake and soon drifted off into a light slumber sitting up with her head down.

Kuwabara was stuck on the 10th question.

Yusuke most likely didn't notice there was a quiz because it had been turned into his doodling page, making faces in the bubble answers.

Shinma was drawing a never ending scribble that bounce off off the sides of the paper. (Translation-many many lines everywhere)

Sakura had been stabbing the paper and looked at Botan to find her asleep. Soon Sakura's eyes where shut and her head fell onto the desk.

Shinma saw this and decided it was a good idea and was soon laying on her arms sleeping.

After the test had gone on for 45 minutes Mr.Jones decided it was a good time to end it. "Times up." He looked around the classroom and found 3 girls asleep. "Wake up." He yelled.

Botan jumped a little and her head shot up.

"Die Chucky, you damn doll, why won't you die already." Sakura screamed and then looked around confused with her surroundings.

Shinma shot up. "Noooooooo, he's gone. The hott guy is gone. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?" She put her head in her hands and shoke it sadly, whining.

Sakura looked at her. "Was it the really hott guy?"

Shinma nodded. "Yes."

Sakura gave her a look of sympothy. "Sorry bout that. Poor you." She said seriously and patted her friends back. "It's okay, maybe he'll return tonight."

"You three." Mr.Jones pointed at the girls. "Detention."

"Sorry to break it to you but me and Shinma got practice so no go." Sakura said still trying to comfort her friend.

"Fine." He said. You three come with me." He said.

The three stood up and walked behind him out the door.

"Have a good time Botan." Yusuke called after her. "It's not as bad as you think."

"You would know, you have been in there 4 times this week alone." Kurama said.

"Yeah, they don't even have a teacher in there. What idiots." Yusuke laughed.

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Botan didn't know what would happen in detention. She had never been there and she didn't know what they did to disobedeant students in America.

'Maybe they hit you.' She gulped. Hopefully they didn't. (I'm pretty sure they do that in Japan when you break a rule, if not Anime and people have been lying to me and Anime never lies)

Mr.Jones led them to a room and opened the door. He stepped aside as they three walked in. He then closed the door and locked it.

"Thanks asshole." Sakura yelled and searched for the light switch.

Shinma laughed and flipped it on. "There ya go Sakura, you gotta be smarter then the lights."

"Hahahaha no." Sakura said and walked over to the single window. She unlocked it and opened it.

"Are you going to jump out?" Botan asked. It was three stories high.

Sakura laughed. "No, I could do it though, no problem."

Botan looked at her confused.

Shinma laughed this time. "Have you forgotten, we are youkai, we could do it easily. We've jumped from 15 stories without a second thought. Sakura knows all bout it don't ya."

Sakura nodded. "It's true. It's not to difficult, well for a ningen it would be but we're not ningen, remember."

"I remember, it just seems so high up." Botan said.

"Well it's nice you remember, know we know you haven't forgotten that you'll have to arrest us when you get your orders." Shinma said and leaned against the wall and let herself slide down and sit on the floor.



"How did you know that?" Botan asked.

"Kurama." Sakura said and leaned out the window.

"Kurama?"

"Yeah, didn't he tell you when we talked that night, or does he keep secrets from his friends and partners?"

Botan shook her head. "No, he told us that. He didn't tell us that he told you that we weren't suppose to arrest you yet. We're not quite sure if we're going to have to arrest you even, they just want us to watch over you."

Sakura looked around the school grounds. "So, Kurama holds secrets, wonder what else he's hinding."

"You don't know if your even gonna arrest us?" Shinma asked.

"No."

"So we have ourselves stalkers now do we?"

"No, we just."

Shinma cut her off. "Lucky Sakura, gets Kurama as a stalker, aren't you happy now?"

Sakura didn't turn around but put her hand behind her and a small blue flame jumped at Shinma but it dissapeared before it could hit Shinma. "That was a warning."



"I was joking Sakura, don't take everything so seriously. Jeez." Shinma said.

Sakura turned around and leaned against the window seal. "Cahadras is coming, I called her."

"You ain't got telepathic powers so how did you do it?" Shinma asked.

"Cahadras can read minds, I sent a lonely signal through my feelings and she'll sence it and come over here cause she'll know we're here."

"Uh, okay, whatever." Shinma said. "Say that again."

"Nothing, just know she's coming."

"I'll go with that then."

"Do you mind moving." Cahadras voice came from behind Sakura and she side stepped. Cahadras jumped to the floor and looked at Botan.

"I see we have company." Cahadras said cooly.

"Yeah." Shinma said. "Cahadras, this is."

Shinma was cut of by Cahadras. "Botan, messenger of the Spirit World and Urameshi's assistant."

Botan nodded. "Nice to meet you Cahadras."

"Like wise."

Shinma smiled at Botan. "So have you heard any good music here in the great NYC?"

"I've heard plenty of music, none that I'm to found of." Botan responded.

"Really?" Shinma got a happy glint in her eyes. "Would you like to come to our practice. We could really use a audience."

Sakura and Cahadras looked at Shinma shocked. 'What is she doing?' They both thought.

Botan smiled. "Sure, that would be great."

"Cool, we practice after school in the gym."

There was a sound of the door unlocking and Mr.Jones walked in to see the three girls still there. "Botan, you may leave."

"What about Shinma and Sakura?" She asked.

"Don't worry about them." He said and stepped aside and let Botan leave.

"I'll see you then." Botan called to them.

Mr.Jones gave the two girls a glare and then closed and locked the door.

"Why did you invite her?" Cahadras, who had suddenly appeared, asked.

"Well, she said that they might not arrest us and I thought that we should at least become friends with her." Shinma responded.

"I do not get you." Cahadras told her. "Why do you do this?"

Sakura placed a hand on Cahadras shoulder. "Just let her come, who knows, Shinma might make a new friend."

"And you two." Shinma added.

"And us." Sakura added. "So, you gonna let her come."

Cahadras shrugged. "Whatever. I'll be here when you get realesed from this hell." She was gone leaving Sakura's hand hanging in air.



"I really should put my hand down shouldn't I?" Sakura said looking at her hand.

"No, keep it up, lets see how long you can go before it gets tired and falls off."

Sakura shrugged. "Why not, notin else better to do."

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Botan found Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama in the hall.

"Hi." She waved and ran up to them.

"Have fun in detention?" Yusuke asked.

"It wasen't so bad." Botan said. "Oh yeah, Shinma invited me to go to their practice after school, I thought it would be best to tell you before hand."

"Your going to hang out with them?" Kuwabara asked shocked.

"Yeah, they're not as bad as you think." Botan told him.

"Let the Ferry go, it's not our problem if she wants to sign her own will." Hiei said.

Botan put her hands on her hips. "They wouldn't do that."

"And you know this how?" Hiei asked already knowing the answer.

"Well, I, um, I just know." Botan said.

"Hn."

"He's right Botan." Kurama said. "Perhaps we should go with you."

Botan thought about it. "Well, Shinma did say they needed an audience so I quess it would be okay."

"So it's settled." Kurama said.

The bell rang and Botan ran to her next class. "I'll see you after school." She yelled. "And we'll go watch them."

"Do we have to go?" Yusuke asked.

"Do you ever think of anyone but yourself?" Hiei asked annoyed at having to go to this 'practice.'

Yusuke grinned pervertedly. "Yeah, I think of Keiko, alot."



Everyone rolled their eyes at him. Figures he would think that.

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A/N~ wow, that was long. It's my longest chapter yet. Review people, the more reviews the faster the next chapter will be up. Laterz.