A/N~ I'm updating, what a miriacle. Just to let you all know. I HATE SCHOOL!!! It's evil I tell you, EVIL. Well, enough with my whining, now read the story.

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Pretend Your Someone Else

Botan Loves Gossip

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Cahadras dropped her drums on the floor when she walked into the apartment. 'Those little bitches, oh, I'll get them back.' Cahadras thought angrily. 'I do not like Hiei, I never would, why would I ever like the enemy, those feelings are for weaklings and they only get you into trouble.'

Botan, Shinma, and Sakura walked in. Botan quickly closed the door.

"Do you three realize that you were walking around in public as your true forms." Botan said.

"Really." Sakura said and grabbed her tail. "Guess we were."

Shinma shrugged. "Oh well, no biggie."

"No deal. You can get in serious trouble if anyone saw you." Botan explained.

"Did anyone see us?" Cahadras asked.

"I don't think so."

"Then nothing to worry about."

"Thats not the point, the point."

Cahadras cut Botan off. "The point is no one saw us."

Botan sighed. "I guess but what if someone did?"

"Well, they didn't so no more what ifs." Sakura said. "So, Cahadras, do you always stick up for Hiei? I'm so very curious."

"And I'm curious to what your heart would look like outside of your body." Cahadras told her.

"That's not very nice now is it?" Shinma asked.

"If you haven't realized I'm not very nice."

"You are to Hiei." Sakura said.

"I would of acted the same way if he was making fun of you."

"Suuuuuurrrrrrre." Shinma said laying on the couch. "What do you think Botan?"

"Well." Botan began.

"I see I'm going to have to hurt you all." Cahadras growled.

"Nothing, nothing went on. I saw nothing." Botan said quickly. The katana at Cahadras belt wasen't to reassuring.

"Smart move Ferry." Cahadras said.

"Your all boring." Sakura yawned and went into the kitchen.

"Get me something to eat would you?" Shinma asked.

"No." Sakura called back.

"What a loving bunch." Botan muttered.

"We are aren't we." Shinma smiled.

"Speak for yourself pup." Cahadras said.

"So, tell us about Japan Botan, we haven't been there in years." Shinma said.

"I don't know what to say, I'm sure it hasen't changed much since you left." Botan said.

"Do you have any other friends then Yusuke and them?"

"Well, there's Keiko, she's a really nice girl and Yusuke has a crush on her, the same around. Then theres Yukina, she's ice appirition and very sweet, she's Hiei's sister and..." Botan quickly covered her mouth. "Oops."

"So, Hiei has a sister and he hasen't told her is that right?" Sakura asked from the doorway eating a burrito. (Mmmmm burrito *drools*)

"I wasen't suppose to say anything." Botan mummbled. "Hiei's going to kill me."

"And you weren't suppose to say anything or it would be your life?" Cahadras asked. "I see it all so clearly now."

Botan gulped. "Please don't tell him I said that."

Shinma smiled evilly. "Oh, I'm tellin, I'm tellin on you, you did bad."

"Shinma, it's against everything you believe in to tell on someone." Sakura said.

"Can I trust you three not to tell anyone?" Botan asked.

"Duh, we wouldn't tell anyone." Shinma said.

"How touching, if you don't mind could you stop now, I think I'm gonna be sick." Cahadras said.

Sakura looked at Botan. "You can trust us Botan, but I'm not to sure if we can trust you."

"Why?" Botan asked. "You can trust me."

"Like Hiei trusted you to keep his secret. Even with a death threat hanging over your head you still let it slip. I don't think it would be wise to tell you anything big and important queen of gossip."

Botan smiled nervously. "Well, I, um."

"Yeah, Sakura just wouldn't want it to get around that she loves Kurama now would you?" Shinma smirked.

"I do not!" Sakura yelled and threw her half eaten burrito at Shinma, which hit her in the face.

"Ewwwwww. Theres beans on me." Shinma said peeling the tortia off her face. "You are so dead." Shinma jumped up and ran after Sakura who was smart enough to go out the door, turning to her human form the second she stepped outside and Shinma did the same.

Botan and Cahadras laughed at the two. Botan went to sit on the couch and stepped on something mushy. She looked at the bottom of her shoe where the rest of the burrito stuck to it.

"This is really gross." Botan said peeling it off.

"Atleast you got some free food." Cahadras said.

"Just what I always wanted, burritos that are half eaten, been on someones face, on the floor, and then on my shoe. Yummy."

"Could be worse."

"How so."

"You might of been forced to eat it."

"True." Botan threw the burrito away and sat on the couch. "So, when do you think they'll be back?"

Cahadras looked at the door. "Right about now."

Suddenly Sakura burst through the door with Shinma right behind her. Shinma tackled Sakura to the ground and started punching her, and had punches thrown at her.

Botan stood up and went to the door. "I gotta go ok, I'll see you tommorrow at school."

"See ya." Cahadras waved.

"Later." Sakura said and moved her head to the side from having it bashed in.

"Bye." Shinma yelled and dodged a punch.

Botan laughed and closed the door. She walked down the stairs and outside, heading towards her apartment. Her comunicator went off and she turned in an alley. She flipped it open to see Koenma.

"Hello Lord Koenma." Botan greeted.

"Hello Botan, have you found out anything new about the three?" Koenma asked.

"Well." Botan giggled which turned into a laugh.

Koenma looked at her as if she was crazy. "Botan, are you okay?"

Botan surppressed herself to giggles and then she was silent. "Yes, I'm fine."

"So have you found out anything new about them?"

"Yes. You want to watch out for them if they have food, expecially burritos."

"What are you talking about?"

"Nothng, just forget I said that Koenma sir."

"Well, anything else."

"Nothing else really."

"Report to me if you find anything else." Koenma told her. "Oh, and Botan."

"Yes Koenma sir."

"I know that you have been getting close to them, a little to close. Don't forget that you will have to arrest them sooner or later and I know you won't like doing that to friends. I'm warning you now."

"Yes Koenam sir." Botan sighed and closed the communicater. She put it in her pocket and headed back to the apartment. 'Now he tells me.' She thought to himself. 'To bad it's to late, we're already friends and it's going to kill me to take them to him. What am I going to do?'

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A/N~ Well, theres another chapter. Now you know what to do. REVIEW!!!