Letters to Santa

Victim Four: Meryl

Dear Santa,

I don't believe in you. I'm just writing this so Millie will stop pestering me about "Christmas Spirit" and get back to work! This whole holiday is nothing but a really big scam, isn't it?! It's just so people feel more compelled to buy, buy, BUY! And you're the ring leader, aren'tcha Saint Nick?!

So, if you really are Santa you can get me whatever I want for Christmas, and for Christmas I want Vash to not destroy anything for one WHOLE DAY!

-Meryl