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Disclaimer: As much as I would like to own Alex, I don't or any of the others. They all belong to Tamora Pierce so don't sue.
Please... I promise I'll be very very very good. And if I'm very very very very *deep breath* very very very very very good
will you give me Alex. No...thought not
Warnings: K/D D/N very OOC Numair (don't worry I still love him *glomps Numair plushie* YAY)
Chapter 2: In which Kel and Dom come to Corus
After a lengthly and fairly random debate, Numair had finally been allowed to do as he wished regarding his cookie
mixture and Kel. This was largely due to the fact of everyone laughing so hard they could not breathe-it was beginning to
cause a severe health risk. So now he was flying to New Hope in a hawk form. To ask Kel for griffin feathers. Hopefully they
had some spare clothes at New Hope. If they didn't...(I don't think I really need to go into this)
He also had summons for Kel from the King. He had no idea what about but...it looked important. All shiny and sealed
up. He neither had any idea how to get the griffin feathers back to the palace. And of course there was no guarantee Kel
would give them to him-and if she did there would be questions asked.But I really want those cookies Numair thought. And
they would amke travelling so much easier-I could sleep with Daine while the king thinks I'm in carthak & she's in scanra. Now
there's a thought.
These slightly lemony fantasies succeeded in thoroughly occupying him thoughout the journey to New Hope. Unfortunatly
there were some problems with transforming back...
Damn where's the store cupboard. I better find it soon...How longer can I hold this form...I need some clothes god
damnit...This it Aha!! Unfortunatly he failed to notice a certain Lady Knight whose arms were rapped tightly around a very
hot mad in the uniform of the King's Own. Yes my friends, Numair had just walked-well flown in on our friends Domitan of
Masbolle and Keladry of Mindelan. To make things worse he was already transformed into human shape.
I will not tell you what happened next as it would severly embarrass Numair, Kel and Dom. It was incredibly
embarassing, but we shall lessen their humiliation by not telling you what happened, and leave it up to your own imaginations.
Plus this is rated PG
Several minutes later they were all in the mess hall at New Hope. Numair was clothed (thankfully) and Kel & Dom looked
a lot less hastled than they did in the storage cupboard. Numair had given Kel her summons and was (frankly) plucking up the
courage to ask Kel if he could borrow some griffin feathers. (Well think about it, if you just walked in naked on your two
friends making out you would be embarassed. Well I would be!)
"Um Kel," he started rather shakily, "Can I borrow some griffin feathers? I need them to make cookies," he blurted out. Kel
and Dom stared at him as though he had grown another leg, three extra feet, and ten extra heads.
"Excuse me...I don't think I heard right,"
"You heard right." Oh great now I'm going to have to tell her everything He took a deep breath...
"Well I found this book in the libraary full of magic recipes and the best-well least dangerous one-was one about these cookies
that make you go places...you know and like travel sort of. But I need some griffin feathers for the cookies. And I don't have
any and I can't just go and ask the king...I mean it's not like he knows, Oops" Damn why did I tell them that
"Why didn't you tell the king about your *cough* experiment"
"Shut up Dom, you really think that King Jonathan, unoriginal idiot that he is, is going to let Numair try something new, and
quite possibly dangerous, speaking of which Numair what is it these cookies do?"
"Ummm, I don't exactly know, that's why it's an experiment. So are you gonna help me or not?
"It certainly sounds interesting, what d'you think Lady Kel?"
Said lady glowered at her lover, before smiling, "Yeah it might be interesting, but what if they like, go wrong and the King
finds out?"
"Then we beg foor forgiveness, and if that fails, plead insanity." This comment resulted in our beloved sergeant getting punched
in the nose by Kel.
`*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
They were in Corus now: Numair, Kel and Dom. (Dom was on leave from the own so he could go). They were in the palace and chatting
to some old friends (Neal, Merric, Newly knighted Owen and Seaver). Numair had snuck off with Daine somewhere and was no-where
to be found. (Well he would be, but they all had a pretty good idea of where they would be and left him to it).
They were all happy to be back at Corus. So happy that all of them decided to spend the night getting outrageously drunk. By the
way, Dom is not very good at keeping secrets when alcohal is flowing pretty much non stop down his throat. So pretty soon, this
happened.
"Yeah I'm here 'cause my beeeeautiful lady knight is here an' 'cause we're gonna help Numair bake some magi' cookies dat da
King'd prob'ly go mad if 'e even knew we were trying it."
Neal, who was not having quite so much to drink as the others, (based on the fact that "If I get drunk,who's going to give you
all your hangover cures in the morning?") was the only one who really heard (the others were way too drunk).
"YOU WHAT!!" he screamed at his cousin. Even those who had fallen off the table they were so drunk heard that. Neal hoped this
was one of his cousin's drunken stories, (he remembered when he was 4 and the cousins had been together). However, he didn't
think this was...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
WOOT!!! ^_^ go me. A nice little cliffie for you all. Now Neal knows. Will he tell the King, will he tell his friends or wil he...
yeah I know sad place to end a chapter but Mum is yelling at me to get upstairs!! please reveiw (pretty please) ^_^
Disclaimer: As much as I would like to own Alex, I don't or any of the others. They all belong to Tamora Pierce so don't sue.
Please... I promise I'll be very very very good. And if I'm very very very very *deep breath* very very very very very good
will you give me Alex. No...thought not
Warnings: K/D D/N very OOC Numair (don't worry I still love him *glomps Numair plushie* YAY)
Chapter 2: In which Kel and Dom come to Corus
After a lengthly and fairly random debate, Numair had finally been allowed to do as he wished regarding his cookie
mixture and Kel. This was largely due to the fact of everyone laughing so hard they could not breathe-it was beginning to
cause a severe health risk. So now he was flying to New Hope in a hawk form. To ask Kel for griffin feathers. Hopefully they
had some spare clothes at New Hope. If they didn't...(I don't think I really need to go into this)
He also had summons for Kel from the King. He had no idea what about but...it looked important. All shiny and sealed
up. He neither had any idea how to get the griffin feathers back to the palace. And of course there was no guarantee Kel
would give them to him-and if she did there would be questions asked.But I really want those cookies Numair thought. And
they would amke travelling so much easier-I could sleep with Daine while the king thinks I'm in carthak & she's in scanra. Now
there's a thought.
These slightly lemony fantasies succeeded in thoroughly occupying him thoughout the journey to New Hope. Unfortunatly
there were some problems with transforming back...
Damn where's the store cupboard. I better find it soon...How longer can I hold this form...I need some clothes god
damnit...This it Aha!! Unfortunatly he failed to notice a certain Lady Knight whose arms were rapped tightly around a very
hot mad in the uniform of the King's Own. Yes my friends, Numair had just walked-well flown in on our friends Domitan of
Masbolle and Keladry of Mindelan. To make things worse he was already transformed into human shape.
I will not tell you what happened next as it would severly embarrass Numair, Kel and Dom. It was incredibly
embarassing, but we shall lessen their humiliation by not telling you what happened, and leave it up to your own imaginations.
Plus this is rated PG
Several minutes later they were all in the mess hall at New Hope. Numair was clothed (thankfully) and Kel & Dom looked
a lot less hastled than they did in the storage cupboard. Numair had given Kel her summons and was (frankly) plucking up the
courage to ask Kel if he could borrow some griffin feathers. (Well think about it, if you just walked in naked on your two
friends making out you would be embarassed. Well I would be!)
"Um Kel," he started rather shakily, "Can I borrow some griffin feathers? I need them to make cookies," he blurted out. Kel
and Dom stared at him as though he had grown another leg, three extra feet, and ten extra heads.
"Excuse me...I don't think I heard right,"
"You heard right." Oh great now I'm going to have to tell her everything He took a deep breath...
"Well I found this book in the libraary full of magic recipes and the best-well least dangerous one-was one about these cookies
that make you go places...you know and like travel sort of. But I need some griffin feathers for the cookies. And I don't have
any and I can't just go and ask the king...I mean it's not like he knows, Oops" Damn why did I tell them that
"Why didn't you tell the king about your *cough* experiment"
"Shut up Dom, you really think that King Jonathan, unoriginal idiot that he is, is going to let Numair try something new, and
quite possibly dangerous, speaking of which Numair what is it these cookies do?"
"Ummm, I don't exactly know, that's why it's an experiment. So are you gonna help me or not?
"It certainly sounds interesting, what d'you think Lady Kel?"
Said lady glowered at her lover, before smiling, "Yeah it might be interesting, but what if they like, go wrong and the King
finds out?"
"Then we beg foor forgiveness, and if that fails, plead insanity." This comment resulted in our beloved sergeant getting punched
in the nose by Kel.
`*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
They were in Corus now: Numair, Kel and Dom. (Dom was on leave from the own so he could go). They were in the palace and chatting
to some old friends (Neal, Merric, Newly knighted Owen and Seaver). Numair had snuck off with Daine somewhere and was no-where
to be found. (Well he would be, but they all had a pretty good idea of where they would be and left him to it).
They were all happy to be back at Corus. So happy that all of them decided to spend the night getting outrageously drunk. By the
way, Dom is not very good at keeping secrets when alcohal is flowing pretty much non stop down his throat. So pretty soon, this
happened.
"Yeah I'm here 'cause my beeeeautiful lady knight is here an' 'cause we're gonna help Numair bake some magi' cookies dat da
King'd prob'ly go mad if 'e even knew we were trying it."
Neal, who was not having quite so much to drink as the others, (based on the fact that "If I get drunk,who's going to give you
all your hangover cures in the morning?") was the only one who really heard (the others were way too drunk).
"YOU WHAT!!" he screamed at his cousin. Even those who had fallen off the table they were so drunk heard that. Neal hoped this
was one of his cousin's drunken stories, (he remembered when he was 4 and the cousins had been together). However, he didn't
think this was...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
WOOT!!! ^_^ go me. A nice little cliffie for you all. Now Neal knows. Will he tell the King, will he tell his friends or wil he...
yeah I know sad place to end a chapter but Mum is yelling at me to get upstairs!! please reveiw (pretty please) ^_^