AN: Welcome to the fifth chapter of Numair's Magic Cookies....I know the last chapter was verrrrrry bad but I kinda lost da plot....& forgot things that I said happenned in
Chapter 3 (Neal climbing outta window). But I hope now this will get better....If anyone has any plot bunnies I will be soooooo grateful. Seriously. Now I have ideas & I
hope this time I'll get more reviews than last time...But if I don't then this is not worth reviewing fine...I'm sorry :(
And I can announce THERE IS FLUFF IN THIS CHAPTER!! (well I hope it's fluff, I've never really written fluff before)
On a lighter note: REPLIES TO REVIEWERS & SACRED COOKIE HANDING OUT PART!!! These are replies to reviews from both chapters 3 & 4 as for chapter 4 I was on my laptop &
couldn't see my reviews. So............
Drowning Rooster: Yes cookies are fun....and the cookies I give out (as they are made by me & therefore are not safe) are gnerally not edible. As for Numair & Co.'s
cookies you'll just have to read to find out ^_^ As for da other review...gd plot bunny...I will use it sometime if you don't mind... Cool screen name by da way ^_^
CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88: Yes my writer block will probably make this very 'intersting'...and now (while I'm writing this) it is early November...I hope I'll be finished with
this by Christmas and I will try very hard ^_^
Griffingirl: Again very very good/useful idea that I am very thankful for...yes I'll prob use it...I just might modify it a bit ^_~ if you don't mind
Kalor: When are you NOT difficult? But it's still an idea...thanks anyway (to anyone else reading this I do know Kalor I do not just say these things randomly to strangers...
well maybe I do...BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!
: (you didn't leave me a name) Yes Wyldon would be very interesting stealing cook books...atleast I thought it was
Paladin Dragon: _I_ stole the cookbook?? Thankyou for flattering me ^_^ Yes I agree Wlydon's a better thief than I am...
mashpotatobunny: Thanks for liking chapter 3...poor Neal! Yes let's hope writer's block doesn't consume me (or pray desparatly in hopes of preventing the inevitible)
I am updating...just not very fast :(
Manders: Ooh....interesting...yes good idea...if I use it later on you won't sue me will you? And I won't ignore you because that would just be hyocritical ^_~
Dragon: In this chapter we'll find out just HOW badly Numair cooks...and Daine will make an appearance
: (you didn't leave me a name either) Jon or Yuki..or both of them together make good ickle thieves...
Guardian Demon: Yes agreed this is definatly odd ^_^
Palidin Dragon: It's ok....no one's waiting for you to review...well I like your reviews, they're cool & they make me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. And let's face it, this
won't (probably but the fact I'm working on it is a good sign) be up before Christmas. And funny mental images are goooooood ^_^
If anyone reviewed who isn't mentionned email me/yell abuse at me/flame me I DON'T CARE!!! But I'm very sorry if I left you off the list *pouts* Anyone who reviewed/voted
still gets a cookie (an extra one because I'm sooo long updating-I'm starting to think Christmas looks too optimistic ^_^)
SO HERE WE GO...CHAPTER 5: In which there is fluff
~*~*~*~*~
Wyldon looked around, totally satisfied (but mystified & not at all gratified to the king). 'Well well well...what have we here?' the former training master thought. Kel
and the others tried as best they could to work despite Wyldon's ever growing curiosity. In the end, Numair had an idea that they all hated but loved at the same time.
Ture it wasn't very practical, but then practicality was scarcely an issue when you consider what they are doing.
But then Kel drew the line, "I AM NOT GOING TO DRINK THAT!!" she was eying the mysterious bottle Numair had had before (think back to chapter 3 before the cook book went
missing). "I'VE BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF THAT BLOODY BOTTLE EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW IT! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM DRINKING THAT!!
"Ah, but my dear," said Dom (who had already drunk some of the potion & was relishing its effects),"You forget, you're not in hell." Another one of the potion's effects
caused Dom to literally force the bottle neck down his lady's throat (making her gag but that was the least of her worries).
I suppose you are all madly wondering what the hell this potion is. Well, it isn't as bad as it could be. It simply causes you to lose all rational thoughts from entering
your brain ie. this potion makies you lose your common sense. ((I am very fond of it & if you want I will give you some along with the cookies when you review)) ^_^
Numair had obviously taken some of this potion in advance as he had completly forgotten an increasingly scared looking former training master. Now Wyldon was shocked. He
knew Numair was not exactly sensible but this was beyond him. So he basically guessed what my favourite potion was. He only had to look at Kel, Dom & Numair to comfirm
his suspicions.
"I'm sure it said 5 griffin feathers Dom," Kel was saying as she mixed butter in with the Stormwing's blood while sitting on the flour covered sideboard swinging
her legs against the cupboards. BANG BANG BANG her boots went as they connected with the wood. As they did not have the recipe they were making the cookies the only other
way they could: from memory. Trouble was, their memory didn't seem to be all that good.
"No no Kel m'dear, it was definatly 5 pounds of them."
"Numair can you double all these feathers until we get 5 pounds," the potion didn't seem to be working on Kel that well.
"Forget Numair dear," Dom whispered seductivly. Kel dropped her mixing bowl on the floor with no second glances. Then she lifted up her head so her lips met Dom's. Dom
dropped his mixing bowl too, and the next thing that happened, Kel & Dom-both covered in flour, dodgy ingredients & water-were there kissing entirely passionatly. It
was a rush Dom thought to be standing here doing something they could be executed for & just having a real, passionate kiss. A reward if you like for all the washing he
would have to do to get rid of all this flour, dodgy ingredients & water.
And Wyldon looked on. Of all the things he'd ever seen happen this was probably one of the most odd (shows you how little he gets up to if he finds ithis/i extreme)
The conventional knight was not exactly comfortable in witnessing this situation (he believed these things belonged in the bedroom along with what he feared would come
next.
And Numair looked on, totally dispassionate. Well, slightly lonely. "I wonder what Daine is up to," he muttered before leaving in search of Daine.
"I love you," murmered Kel during a small break in their kissing. She saw the love she felt staring right back to her in Dom's eyes (along with the potion's effects).
"I'd almost forgotten why I love you. Oh but it's all been so hectic around here. And now," she ran her fingers through his hair, "It's normal, and we can be normal and
love...like I love to. And," now she faded off breathlessly. Dom smiled down at her, blue eyes gazing warmly into her hazel green ones. 'There must be a million colours
in her eyes' thought Dom. 'Thousands of millions, they're so beautiful. She's so beautiful.' And Kel lent her forhead against his, before turning slightly and kissing him
again. MOther she loved him, more than she loved her brothers, her parents, her nieces her nephews. More than herself more than the world.
~*~*~*~*~
So Numair went in search of Daine, who he loved and who he hoped loved him back. But what he found was not the Veralidaine Sarrasri he wanted to find. She looked up the
moment he came into the room. It was not love he saw there, but grief & anger.
"YOU BASTARD!! YOU...YOU ILL BEGOTTEN SON OF A STORMWING!!" she yelled. He could see the partially dried tears on her face.
"What magelet?"
"DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO CALL ME ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ilook/i at you!"
"What have I done?" uh-oh, wrong thing to say.
"Well nothing I suppose," she said voice dripping with undisguised sarcasm, "Only gone and fallen in love with another woman & abandoned me, never giving a damn what I
feel."
"Daine, what on earth are you talking about?"
"As if you don't know." When he looked blank Daine exploded, "Kel you idiot! You've been spending more & more time with that slut. And all this time I'm here all by myself
to stew in my own worries. Well let me tell you something mister. You make me sick. For all I know you've gone & made a threesome with her & that sergeant lover of hers.
And what, aren't I pretty enough, interesting enough, ibrave/i enough. Well let me tell you, I've done as much if not more than she has, and I'm evidently more
intelligent 'cause I figured all of this out by myself. You think I wouldn't guess, that I wouldn't suspect. Going off to that place of hers to get igriffin feathers/i
I'm not stupid you know, and I'm not putting up with this anymore!" With that she stormed out of the room. Well attempted to storm out at least.
"You are not going anywhere until I've had my say!" Numair yelled uncharacteristicly. "I am NOT having a love affair with Kel or a threesome, I am...well if you must know.
I...I found this recipe book & it had this cookie mixture in it," telling her this was almost as hard as it was embarrassig, "It...they had some teleportation thing on
them, I thought it would mean that even when we were far apart we could...you know be together and stuff. Because I hate it when we're apart, it sucks to high heaven. And
as for Kel, she is more interested in your average peach than me. And," he added quickly before Daine could go and ask if this was why he'd come to her now, "I find peaches
...all peaches more sexy than her, but no peach-no fruit, no anything-is as sexy or beautiful or lovely as you."
"Well..."Daine didn't look entirely convinced, "If this thing of yours involvong cookies really is true, can I help you make them? Just to see if you aren't lying?" In
truth she didn't really believe him at all, but she wanted proof before she accused him again.
"Ofcourse...but uh," then he whispered, "You can't tell anyone. Least of all Jon. He'd kill me!!"
"I love secrets, I won't tell." And then she put her arms around him & kissed him. Then she drew the curtains & pulled him onto the bed. Truly happy for the first time
since before the cookies. In a burst of pre-midwinter festival good feelings she forgave him. Although she wouldn't believe the cookie plan entirely until she saw it
...but Numair didn't have to know that ^_^
~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Ahh, the long awaited fluff...and a bit of unaccounted for angst and drama. I didn't intend this it just happened. Don't hit me. I hope this chapter is better than
the last one (although sometimes I fear this just gets worse & worse as it goes on). And it isn't Christmas, I have made my self set deadline. Just, as it is Christmas
Eve day after tomorrow and it is 10pm. But This is done, and it might mot be done particularly well but it is done none the less.
Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and all the pressies they want & a very Happy New Year too.
-Charli
PS: If anyone has any plot bunnies/suggestions please don't hesitate to share them. Sharers will get either nonsense potion (as it has been dubbed) or a cookie depending
on what I feel like or what they say want.
PPS: I hope to get chapter 6 up by late february
Merry Christmas
Chapter 3 (Neal climbing outta window). But I hope now this will get better....If anyone has any plot bunnies I will be soooooo grateful. Seriously. Now I have ideas & I
hope this time I'll get more reviews than last time...But if I don't then this is not worth reviewing fine...I'm sorry :(
And I can announce THERE IS FLUFF IN THIS CHAPTER!! (well I hope it's fluff, I've never really written fluff before)
On a lighter note: REPLIES TO REVIEWERS & SACRED COOKIE HANDING OUT PART!!! These are replies to reviews from both chapters 3 & 4 as for chapter 4 I was on my laptop &
couldn't see my reviews. So............
Drowning Rooster: Yes cookies are fun....and the cookies I give out (as they are made by me & therefore are not safe) are gnerally not edible. As for Numair & Co.'s
cookies you'll just have to read to find out ^_^ As for da other review...gd plot bunny...I will use it sometime if you don't mind... Cool screen name by da way ^_^
CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88: Yes my writer block will probably make this very 'intersting'...and now (while I'm writing this) it is early November...I hope I'll be finished with
this by Christmas and I will try very hard ^_^
Griffingirl: Again very very good/useful idea that I am very thankful for...yes I'll prob use it...I just might modify it a bit ^_~ if you don't mind
Kalor: When are you NOT difficult? But it's still an idea...thanks anyway (to anyone else reading this I do know Kalor I do not just say these things randomly to strangers...
well maybe I do...BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!
: (you didn't leave me a name) Yes Wyldon would be very interesting stealing cook books...atleast I thought it was
Paladin Dragon: _I_ stole the cookbook?? Thankyou for flattering me ^_^ Yes I agree Wlydon's a better thief than I am...
mashpotatobunny: Thanks for liking chapter 3...poor Neal! Yes let's hope writer's block doesn't consume me (or pray desparatly in hopes of preventing the inevitible)
I am updating...just not very fast :(
Manders: Ooh....interesting...yes good idea...if I use it later on you won't sue me will you? And I won't ignore you because that would just be hyocritical ^_~
Dragon: In this chapter we'll find out just HOW badly Numair cooks...and Daine will make an appearance
: (you didn't leave me a name either) Jon or Yuki..or both of them together make good ickle thieves...
Guardian Demon: Yes agreed this is definatly odd ^_^
Palidin Dragon: It's ok....no one's waiting for you to review...well I like your reviews, they're cool & they make me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. And let's face it, this
won't (probably but the fact I'm working on it is a good sign) be up before Christmas. And funny mental images are goooooood ^_^
If anyone reviewed who isn't mentionned email me/yell abuse at me/flame me I DON'T CARE!!! But I'm very sorry if I left you off the list *pouts* Anyone who reviewed/voted
still gets a cookie (an extra one because I'm sooo long updating-I'm starting to think Christmas looks too optimistic ^_^)
SO HERE WE GO...CHAPTER 5: In which there is fluff
~*~*~*~*~
Wyldon looked around, totally satisfied (but mystified & not at all gratified to the king). 'Well well well...what have we here?' the former training master thought. Kel
and the others tried as best they could to work despite Wyldon's ever growing curiosity. In the end, Numair had an idea that they all hated but loved at the same time.
Ture it wasn't very practical, but then practicality was scarcely an issue when you consider what they are doing.
But then Kel drew the line, "I AM NOT GOING TO DRINK THAT!!" she was eying the mysterious bottle Numair had had before (think back to chapter 3 before the cook book went
missing). "I'VE BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF THAT BLOODY BOTTLE EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW IT! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM DRINKING THAT!!
"Ah, but my dear," said Dom (who had already drunk some of the potion & was relishing its effects),"You forget, you're not in hell." Another one of the potion's effects
caused Dom to literally force the bottle neck down his lady's throat (making her gag but that was the least of her worries).
I suppose you are all madly wondering what the hell this potion is. Well, it isn't as bad as it could be. It simply causes you to lose all rational thoughts from entering
your brain ie. this potion makies you lose your common sense. ((I am very fond of it & if you want I will give you some along with the cookies when you review)) ^_^
Numair had obviously taken some of this potion in advance as he had completly forgotten an increasingly scared looking former training master. Now Wyldon was shocked. He
knew Numair was not exactly sensible but this was beyond him. So he basically guessed what my favourite potion was. He only had to look at Kel, Dom & Numair to comfirm
his suspicions.
"I'm sure it said 5 griffin feathers Dom," Kel was saying as she mixed butter in with the Stormwing's blood while sitting on the flour covered sideboard swinging
her legs against the cupboards. BANG BANG BANG her boots went as they connected with the wood. As they did not have the recipe they were making the cookies the only other
way they could: from memory. Trouble was, their memory didn't seem to be all that good.
"No no Kel m'dear, it was definatly 5 pounds of them."
"Numair can you double all these feathers until we get 5 pounds," the potion didn't seem to be working on Kel that well.
"Forget Numair dear," Dom whispered seductivly. Kel dropped her mixing bowl on the floor with no second glances. Then she lifted up her head so her lips met Dom's. Dom
dropped his mixing bowl too, and the next thing that happened, Kel & Dom-both covered in flour, dodgy ingredients & water-were there kissing entirely passionatly. It
was a rush Dom thought to be standing here doing something they could be executed for & just having a real, passionate kiss. A reward if you like for all the washing he
would have to do to get rid of all this flour, dodgy ingredients & water.
And Wyldon looked on. Of all the things he'd ever seen happen this was probably one of the most odd (shows you how little he gets up to if he finds ithis/i extreme)
The conventional knight was not exactly comfortable in witnessing this situation (he believed these things belonged in the bedroom along with what he feared would come
next.
And Numair looked on, totally dispassionate. Well, slightly lonely. "I wonder what Daine is up to," he muttered before leaving in search of Daine.
"I love you," murmered Kel during a small break in their kissing. She saw the love she felt staring right back to her in Dom's eyes (along with the potion's effects).
"I'd almost forgotten why I love you. Oh but it's all been so hectic around here. And now," she ran her fingers through his hair, "It's normal, and we can be normal and
love...like I love to. And," now she faded off breathlessly. Dom smiled down at her, blue eyes gazing warmly into her hazel green ones. 'There must be a million colours
in her eyes' thought Dom. 'Thousands of millions, they're so beautiful. She's so beautiful.' And Kel lent her forhead against his, before turning slightly and kissing him
again. MOther she loved him, more than she loved her brothers, her parents, her nieces her nephews. More than herself more than the world.
~*~*~*~*~
So Numair went in search of Daine, who he loved and who he hoped loved him back. But what he found was not the Veralidaine Sarrasri he wanted to find. She looked up the
moment he came into the room. It was not love he saw there, but grief & anger.
"YOU BASTARD!! YOU...YOU ILL BEGOTTEN SON OF A STORMWING!!" she yelled. He could see the partially dried tears on her face.
"What magelet?"
"DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO CALL ME ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ilook/i at you!"
"What have I done?" uh-oh, wrong thing to say.
"Well nothing I suppose," she said voice dripping with undisguised sarcasm, "Only gone and fallen in love with another woman & abandoned me, never giving a damn what I
feel."
"Daine, what on earth are you talking about?"
"As if you don't know." When he looked blank Daine exploded, "Kel you idiot! You've been spending more & more time with that slut. And all this time I'm here all by myself
to stew in my own worries. Well let me tell you something mister. You make me sick. For all I know you've gone & made a threesome with her & that sergeant lover of hers.
And what, aren't I pretty enough, interesting enough, ibrave/i enough. Well let me tell you, I've done as much if not more than she has, and I'm evidently more
intelligent 'cause I figured all of this out by myself. You think I wouldn't guess, that I wouldn't suspect. Going off to that place of hers to get igriffin feathers/i
I'm not stupid you know, and I'm not putting up with this anymore!" With that she stormed out of the room. Well attempted to storm out at least.
"You are not going anywhere until I've had my say!" Numair yelled uncharacteristicly. "I am NOT having a love affair with Kel or a threesome, I am...well if you must know.
I...I found this recipe book & it had this cookie mixture in it," telling her this was almost as hard as it was embarrassig, "It...they had some teleportation thing on
them, I thought it would mean that even when we were far apart we could...you know be together and stuff. Because I hate it when we're apart, it sucks to high heaven. And
as for Kel, she is more interested in your average peach than me. And," he added quickly before Daine could go and ask if this was why he'd come to her now, "I find peaches
...all peaches more sexy than her, but no peach-no fruit, no anything-is as sexy or beautiful or lovely as you."
"Well..."Daine didn't look entirely convinced, "If this thing of yours involvong cookies really is true, can I help you make them? Just to see if you aren't lying?" In
truth she didn't really believe him at all, but she wanted proof before she accused him again.
"Ofcourse...but uh," then he whispered, "You can't tell anyone. Least of all Jon. He'd kill me!!"
"I love secrets, I won't tell." And then she put her arms around him & kissed him. Then she drew the curtains & pulled him onto the bed. Truly happy for the first time
since before the cookies. In a burst of pre-midwinter festival good feelings she forgave him. Although she wouldn't believe the cookie plan entirely until she saw it
...but Numair didn't have to know that ^_^
~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Ahh, the long awaited fluff...and a bit of unaccounted for angst and drama. I didn't intend this it just happened. Don't hit me. I hope this chapter is better than
the last one (although sometimes I fear this just gets worse & worse as it goes on). And it isn't Christmas, I have made my self set deadline. Just, as it is Christmas
Eve day after tomorrow and it is 10pm. But This is done, and it might mot be done particularly well but it is done none the less.
Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and all the pressies they want & a very Happy New Year too.
-Charli
PS: If anyone has any plot bunnies/suggestions please don't hesitate to share them. Sharers will get either nonsense potion (as it has been dubbed) or a cookie depending
on what I feel like or what they say want.
PPS: I hope to get chapter 6 up by late february
Merry Christmas