DISCLAIMER: I do not own Barbie, Pokemon, or Yu - Gi - Oh. However, the made-up characters are MINE! So no stealies.

[ SCENE 2: Uuka and Yikki are seen at his chamber. ]

Uuka: "Um.. I was supposed to be at Chickenfeet, but that's okay. NOW.. using this pencil, broomstick, and hairdryer, I will make myself once more powerful as I was before! *laughs evilly*"

Yikki: "But, in the other Harry Potter, wasn't it blood and a bone or something?"

Uuka: "..No! Go away. I know! In replace for blood, I will use. you! Buahahahaa! XD!"

Yikki: "What?! No! I taste very bad. I didn't shower today either! ;_; Please don't eat me. At least let me take a shower before I get eaten."

Uuka: "Okay. O_o There's a shower when you walk down the corridor to the right."

Yikki: "Um. could you untie me, too?"

Uuka: "Sure! *unties*"

Yikki: "Yay! ^^ *skips away laughing*"

Uuka: *blinks, then goes back to writing his evil plan to take over the world*

[ In the bathroom. ]

Yikki: "Lalala. I wonder how I will escape. Oh well. I'll just sit here and pretend to be taking a long time, while secretly waiting for Oogly and Cat to rescue me. x_x;"

[ Back in his evil chambers. ]

Uuka: "Hm, that girl better not be planning something."

[ Back with Oogly and Cat ]

Oogly: "AHGGDSFSD. WHERE DID THAT EVIL BOY, UUKA, AND YIKKI GO?! CHICKENFEET WILL START VERY SOON, AND WE NEED OUR DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS!"

Cat: "Uhm. meow."

Oogly: "Gar! You're supposed to help me!"

Cat: "Well, where shall we look first?"

Oogly: "Hm. We were following them a second ago, but then I got sidetracked by these awesome cool. POKEMON CARDS. AHAHAHA."

Cat: "Pokemon was so last year. Go Yu - Gi - Oh!"

Oogly: "Err.. Anyway. Let's go find Yikki!"

Cat: "Okay. *uses his ultra cool powers to find them* This way!"

Oogly: "Okay!"

[ They reach a haunted mansion. ]

Cat: "Uh-oh."

Oogly: "Hahaha. You first."

Cat: "No, you!"

Oogly: "You're the one that lead us here."

Cat: "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO."

Oogly: "Fine. Let's go."

[ They enter. ]

Oogly: "Er.. it's pitch black in here. Where's a light?"

Cat: "Dunno."

[ A light magically turns on. They see themselves in. THE POKEMON WORLD. ]

Cat: "Euw. A nightmare-ish land, indeed."

Oogly: "So. uh. where's Yikki? Isn't this haunted mansion supposed to be, uh, haunted?"

Cat: "Er.why is it so happy and cheerful?"

Oogly: "Let's go." Cat: "Um.. kay."

[ They exit the mansion, then re-enter. ]

Cat: "Now, exactly WHY did we come in here again?"

Oogly: "OHMIGOSH. IT'S. IT'S."

Cat: ". Barbies."

[ It's a pool party, with a bunch of life-size Barbies, dancing. ]

Oogly: "O_O;;;;;"

Barbie: "Hi, I'm like, Barbie! Wanna join some fun?"

Cat: "Where's your Ken-y-poo?"

Barbie: "Oh, he's right there. *points to Ken's head, which is lying on a beach chair*"

Cat: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?! KEN WAS MY IDLE! *cries, and runs over to cradle his head*"

[ Everything suddenly stops. ]

Barbie: "Hey! You're not allowed to touch Ken! Girls! AFTER THEM."

Oogly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *runs away with Cat*"

[ Outside: ]

Oogly: "Okay, let's go back in."

[ They re-enter. ]

Cat: "Wow, it actually looks like a haunted mansion now."

Oogly: "Come on! Up the stairs!"