Hector: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grim: AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Hector: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grim: AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Hector: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mandy: Aw, shaddup.
"Stop The Adult Takeover" Is Clearly Requiring Enactment, All Kids To Unify Helping
Chapter 3: G.R.I.M.A.N.D.E.V.I.L. (Ghastly Reek Is Making All Nauseous, Destroy Essence Violators: Immediate Liquidation)
Subject Identification Number: 23
Subject Identity: Mashi An'krekku
Other known Identities: Mish-Mash, Mishi-Mashi, Mash, Haruko, Haruko-sama, Mashi-sama
Nationality: Furcadian
Appearance: 5' 2", Feline Anthromorph. White fur, pink markings, albino eyes. Little tufts of pink hair stick out from the tips of the ears and tail. Sports a pink Homestar Runner tee and a skirt with pink fire print
Known loves: Anime, Kingdom Hearts, Cookies
Known hates: Things that are just plain stupid (like purple ketchup and green chocolate sauce and vanilla pepsi), writer's block
Known strengths/weapons: A left-handed Rickenbacker 4001 Azureglo including generator with rip cord
Known weaknesses: Sora from Kingdom Hearts, he's so
HOT! (Jolteon stops reading the cue card.)
Any other useful information: Sneaks up on adults and does stupid things to them like whacking them over the head with a guitar. Gets caught but escapes using her claws. (Team Eeveeon: ELLLLLLLLLLLLL KABONG!)
Subject Indentification Number: 24
Suject Indentity: Stitchy
Other known Identities: That-freaky-purple-thing, Spymaster, Femme-Stitch, Experiment 627, 627, You
Nationality: Turoain
Appearance:Femmelised, purplised, 2' 3" version of Stitch.
Known loves: Caffiene, caffiene and caffiene
Known hates: Being bashed with that Rickenbacker. (Jolteon: What the heck's a Rickenbacker? Vaporeon: Apparently, it's some kind of guitar.)
Known strengths/weapons: All-material attaching claws, spying abilities and a crude looking slingshot made of scrap metal, plus a bag of exploding pellets. (The Polly Wolly Politoed A Crapella Team: THEY EXPLODE ON CONTAAAAAAAAACT!!)
Known Weaknesses: Caffiene, caffiene and... anyone wanna guess what's the last one?
Any other useful information:She talksh like thish.
Jolteon: Hi, people! This is Jolteon, Umbreon's temporary replacement, writing for this chapter!
Rick Dee sound effect: Gee, that's greaaaaaaaat.
Jolteon: Glad you agree.
Suddenly the door bursts in with four very angry Politoed standing in the doorway.
Jolteon: What the -- ?!
Polly: This is for calling us crap! C'mere, you!
Jolteon: ARGH! GET OFF ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Meanwhile, far away on Bunny Island...
Hector: SKARR! Where's my vanilla ice-cream?
Skarr: They don't have any left, sir... Doctor Major Ghastly's borrowed all of it.
Hector: WHAT?!
DMG: Sorry, sir, I borrowed it to complete my Stink Ray II!
Everyone: Not that contraption again?!
DMG: Besides newly-added security features, it also includes brand new types of stenches, including the all-powerful vanilladehyde... three ten-thousandths of a gram will pong out a whole indoor stadium! (Author's note: This substance is made in a laboratory and it really exists.)
Skarr: I can barely contain myself with excitement.
Meanwhile, back at Team Eeveeon headquarters...
Jolteon: I see that the peeps on Bunny Island are back to their old tricks again... how's Umbreon doing?
Espeon: Let's say that the TM 04 (Hoenn Model) he gave me earlier this year paid off... so Hector's fooling around with his stink ray again? What about Cod Commando?
Jolteon: He's gone. Billy chewed him to a pulp in the finale of Operation W.A.R.P.E.D. (What A Really Peculiar Epic Document), remember.
Espeon: Ah, shit. I'll go call in our guests...
On the rocky external surface of Bunny Island Headquarters two exotic creatures scale the sloping, curved walls. One is a feline anthropomorph named Mashi. The other is a science experiment called Stitchy. Beneath the surface of the surrounding waters lies the recently introduced Kids Next Door aquatic transportation device, the S.A.I.L.F.I.S.H. (Submarine Attaining Instant Lightspeed From Incognito Subaqua Headquarters). The anthropomorph smoothly whips a P.I.P.E.R. (Phone In Pipe Emergency Radio) out of her pocket.
Mashi: *GHHHK* This is the Cat's Eye calling Depth Charge, over!
Numbuh 1: *GHHHK* Depth Charge receiving you loud and clear, Cat's Eye! Now move into the base and locate the stink ray! Over!
Stitchy grabs the P.I.P.E.R..
Stitchy: *GHHHK* Thish ish Cat'sh Eye calling Depth Charge -- YOU FORGOT TO GIVE USH THE CLOTHESH PEGSH! Over.
A sudden fumbling of hands releases the P.I.P.E.R. from Stitchy's grip, letting it fall into the sea.
Stitchy: Damn!
Mashi: Never mind that, let's just get in...
Silently crawling into the bunny's left eye socket, the two comrades walk on the shiny floor of the Doctor's laboratory, amidst all her laboratory apparatus. Luckily for them, no one is standing guard as everyone else is witnessing Hector using his cannon to kick up a stink. Mashi and Stitchy manage to get a peek as they slowly open the laboratory door.
Mashi: Great. We've located the ray. Now how the heck do we tell Numbuh 1?
Stitchy: We take mattersh into our own handsh! I got a plan...
Sliding across the room like a bowling ball, Stitchy rolls over where General Skarr is sitting with his notebook and pencil in hand. Hector is busily going through his email and firing occasional shots with the Stink Ray.
Hector: So that settles South Africa, New York, Baghdad, the Antarctic... are you taking all this down, Skarr?
Skarr: Yes, sir *muttering under his breath* -- loin steakhead.
Suddenly, Stitchy moves over, grabs Skarr by the sleeve, batters him to a pulp and puts his clothes on. Meanwhile, Hector is still deciding which city to fire next.
Hector: Ah! I think I'll let Skarr take the honours this time. Skarr!
Stitchy emerges from the corner dressed in uniform.
Hector: Skarr! Take your position at the ray.
DMG: *thinking* Hmmm... Skarr looks a bit off colour today... wait a minute, Skarr didn't look off colour today!
Rushing over, DMG suddenly tackles Stitchy to the ground and rips off the uniform.
Stitchy: Oopsh! Bushted!
Pulling out her crude slingshot, she begins to fire the deadly pellets.
Guards: They explode on CONTAAAAAAAAAACT!
Hector: Don't sing, you idiots! Annihilate the freak!
Mashi: Mashi An'krekku TO THE RESCUE!
Wielding her Rickenbacker, Mashi smacks the ConCarne Cannonballs like baseballs, which ricochet all around the room, hitting walls and people alike.
DMG: Don't worry, chief! I'll use my latest invention!
Suddenly whipping out a small laser pistol from her hidden utility belt, DMG aims it threateningly at Mashi.
DMG: You wouldn't want to make me use this!
*Cut to Evil ConCarne datasheet*
Computer: Ghastly Labs P.R.I.M.O.R.D.I.A.L. -- Pocket Rifle Initiating Major Organismic Rapid Devolution Including Argonised Laser.
*Cut back to the show*
A catfight immediately breaks out. DMG busily fires her new weapon, while Mashi tries to hit her with her Rickenbacker. Just then, a humongous mechanical fish crashes through the wall, with the all too familiar KND logo.
Numbuh 1: Release the C.L.A.M.B.B.O.M.B.!
*Cut to KND datasheet*
Computer: Kids Next Door C.L.A.M.B.B.O.M.B. -- Clam Loaded Attack Machine Blasting Bivalves Of Mass Banefulness.
*Cut back to the show*
Mashi: So they DID build that clam thingy...
Just as an all-out melee is about to take place, a sudden explosion takes place in the space between the two parties, revealing...
Hector: Grim? Billy? Mandy?!!
Grim: Were you really expecting a Grim and Evil fanfic without the grim part?
Hector: YOU! You ran me out of business in America! You've usurped my position as a cartoon character! I am a mere piece of history because of you!
Mandy: Hey teddy bear, don't blame us, blame Atoms.
DMG: What about him? *points to Billy*
Grim: Billy is a harmless idiot!
Billy: Yes sir, I am! Thank you!
Numbuh 4: Will you people cut the cruddy talk and start FIGHTING!
Mandy: Grim?
Grim mutters something under his breath, waves his scythe, and conjures a trio of chairs and a box of snacks.
Mandy: Thanks, Grim.
As Mandy, Billy and Grim sit down on the chairs and munch on the snacks, the fight continues. The ConCarne forces are continuously launching their cannonballs, which are countered by Mashi's baseball swings and Stitchy's catapulted pellets.
Polly Wolly Politoed A Capella Team: *gagged* MMMF MMMMF MMFBLE MMMMMMMMFFF!!!
At the same time, the Kids Next Door are handling the newly-revealed cannon, firing the bivalves all over the place and knocking out the guards. Suddenly, Billy doubles over and falls off his chair.
Mandy: Too much popcorn, I presume.
Billy makes some gagging, choking noises. He opens his mouth, and a fish skeleton dressed in army clothing pops out, which immediately takes a fighting stance.
DGM: Look out, chief! It's the remains of Cod Commando!
Hector: Pah! What can a mere fish skeleton do?
Cod Commando leaps up, grabs one of the ConCarne guns on the floor, and begins a mad firing spree.
DGM: It can do THAT, chief!
Hector: My stink ray! HELP!
Immediately Numbuh 1 sets his eyes on the stink ray lying in the far edge of the room.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, ATTACK!
Responding to their leader's command, the Kids Next Door mobilise the C.L.A.M.B.B.O.M.B. and focus all the clams onto the ray. Stitchy fires her pellets, and Cod Commando fires the gun. Eventually some of the chambers break and the clams fall in.
Hector: Fire all you want, fools! No nose can stand stenches like that!
DGM: Chief, clams DON'T have noses.
Suddenly, Skarr hops out of the place where Stitchy had bound and gagged him, and with a terrifying scream, launches himself at the attacking forces...
Skarr: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Mandy: Pass the peanuts, Grim.
Unfortunately, having only one eye, he misses, colliding straight on with the control panel of the stink ray. Evidently the golf ball that hit him in the other eye had its side effects.
Hector: NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!
Realising that an explosion is imminent, Cod Commando grabs a pair of pliers out of his pocket and reaches for his helicopter tooth...
Grim: Oh no you don't! You're on a trip to the underworld my friend!
With a sweep of the scythe, Cod Commando disappears in a wisp of black smoke.
Mandy: Just as well. He was giving me indigestion.
Then, with a sound resembling a resounding posterior explosion, the Stink Ray explodes.
*KAFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!*
All the ConCarne forces, Kids Next Door, Mashi, Stitchy, Billy and Mandy immediately sprawl all over the floor, gagging, choking and groaning.
Grim:*grinning smugly* It doesn't hurt. I have no eyes.
Jolteon: And so, that ends another mission! How's our A Capella Team?
Vaporeon: If you're talking about the one that's tied up and gagged, they're doing fine.
Espeon: Speaking of fine, look who's back up!
Umbreon: Hey, people. I hope nothing went wrong while I was in fevered delirium...
Flareon: What's this? *looks through Team Eeveeon calendar* November 7th -- Mother Tongue "O" Level Examinations?
Umbreon: ARRRRRRRRGH! *faints*
Jolteon: Nice one, Flareon... anyway, keep those reviews coming, everybody! It looks like I'll be taking the next chapter, too...
Vaporeon/Flareon/Espeon: ARRRRRRRRRGH! *all faint*