Dream: BAMBI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muppet: …well that was completely random…
Freckles: you'll get used to it.
Dream: *puts on a surfer outfit and gets a surfboard* Gnarly!
Muppet: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SURFBOARD IS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream: Totally! ^_^
Muppet: So, let's like go surf or something?
Dream: Yeah! *runs off*
Muppet: ^_^ *follows*
Chuchu: yay!
Freckles: WAIT!!!!! NEITHER OF YOU KNOW HOW TO SURF!!!!!!!! YOU'LL DROWN!!!!!
Chuchu: yay!
Freckles: …no that's bad…
Chuchu: oh…
Dream & Muppet: *come back with board bitten in half*
Muppet: ;_; some mean old shark spoiled our fun…
Dream: FLUFF YOU, YOU FLUFFING FLUFFER! *shakes fist in general direction of shark*
Freckles: …
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"HEY! I've got an idea! Let's all go eat at the pizza place thing!" Autumn said randomly to one of her friends on Tuesday morning. That afternoon, Autumn, Kelly, R, Teresa, Heather, Arielle, Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara met outside the school.
"Where's Mike? I haven't seen him all week." Yusuke looked around.
"Probably smoking with his new 'friends.'" Teresa said.
"He smokes?" Yusuke asked surprised.
"Yup." Autumn's eye twitched a little as she thought of how Mike had lied to her about it.
"So where's the pizzeria that we're going to?" Kurama asked to change the subject. He didn't like the hurt look in Autumn's eyes.
"Not too far from here. There's one more person I want to wait for…" Autumn smiled as she saw the person, "HI BILLY!"
The boy that Autumn identified as Billy walked over, "Hilo…HEY! It's the guys from-" Autumn elbowed him.
"Everybody who doesn't know, this is Billy. Billy, these are the people who will remain nameless."
"YAY! I'M NAMELESS!" R shouted.
"RADIOACTIVE SQUIRRELS WILL EAT YOUR SHOES!!!!" Autumn yelled.
"PIE IS MY PRIORITY!" R yelled.
"THE EVIL MOOSE WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!!!" Autumn yelled between laughs.
"I WANNA WORK IN A BOX FACTORY WHEN I GROW UP!" R was laughing too.
"I WANNA LIVE IN A BOX WHEN I GROW UP!" Autumn was practically jumping up and down.
"YAY!" Both girls yelled at the same time and started laughing insanely. They then started dancing crazily while still laughing.
Everyone stared blankly. Yusuke sighed, "They're like this every day during lunch."
"Will someone please shut them up?" A voice said from behind the group. It was Hiei.
"HIEI!" Arielle said loudly.
Autumn and R stopped laughing and stood there quietly. Yusuke fidgeted, "I don't know which is worse, them shouting like maniacs or them being quiet."
Kurama snapped his fingers in Autumn's face. She blinked and smiled, "Ok, I just had to get that out of my system. I'll try to be sane from now on."
"I don't think it's possible for you to be sane." Heather said.
Autumn shook her head, "Not with all of you people around."
"Hey, can I have an autograph?" Billy held out a pen and paper to Kurama.
Kurama blinked, "an autograph…? Ok…" He took the paper and signed it.
"Hey, Terry, want to throw snow at cars?" Heather asked.
"Yeah!"
Teresa and Heather ran off to throw snow at the cars. The others followed. Arielle sighed, "I wish I had those matches with me."
"Pyro." Autumn laughed.
"Yup. I'm Hiei's pyro." Arielle smiled.
Hiei blinked, "What?"
"Ignore her. Everyone else does." Autumn said before getting whacked in the head by Arielle.
"You be quiet."
Autumn rubbed her head, "I was kidding! Sheesh! How come I have such violent friends?"
"Because I love you." Teresa had come back and hugged Autumn.
"Teresa, that's creepy. Stop it." Kelly said.
"Kelly needs a hug!" Teresa walked over to Kelly.
Kelly swatted Teresa away, "No! Stay back!"
"Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for all of us to be in one place at the same time…" Autumn said.
"Are you afraid we're going to break something?" Billy asked.
"No, I'm afraid you guys are going to scare Shuichi away." Autumn pointed at Kurama.
"Hey, if he wasn't scared away by your little moment before he won't be scared away by us." Arielle said.
A guy on a bicycle passed them by. Heather whispered something in Teresa's ear. Teresa started chasing the guy, "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" The guy started peddling faster.
Everyone was laughing except Hiei. R pointed at him, "This guy never laughs!"
"I can make him laugh!" Arielle pushed Kuwabara into the road.
He stood there blinking then screamed and started dodging cars. A plow truck was coming down the road. Kuwabara stupidly started running down the street in front of the truck instead of to the side of the street. He was screaming.
Hiei burst out laughing and pointed at Kuwabara. Yusuke, Kurama, and Autumn stared at him like this: o.O.
Arielle smirked, "I told you I could make him laugh."
Kuwabara finally ran to the side of the street. He was panting. He then pointed accusingly at Arielle, "What the hell was that for?"
"She's Arielle, she doesn't need a reason to hurt people." Autumn said.
"That's right." Arielle nodded.
"And I thought Terry was the violent one." Heather said.
"I always thought Heather was the violent one…" Teresa said.
"There is no violent one!" Autumn said.
"No, I'm the violent one." Arielle turned to glare at Autumn.
Autumn cowered, "Ok! Don't hurt me!"
"Look! There's the pizza place!" Billy pointed.
"FOOD!" R and Autumn yelled running ahead of the others.
"Those two are like clones or something…It's creepy." Yusuke said.
"Are you people coming or not?" Autumn called back to them.
"We'll eat all the food if you don't hurry!" R added.
"NO!!!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!" Teresa ran after them, "DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY FOOD!!!!!!!"
"…this is the part where we RUN!" Autumn and R turned and started running away from Teresa.
"They scare me. A lot." Kelly nodded.
"They scare everyone." Yusuke said.
Once inside the restaurant the group calmed down…sort of…
"Nuh-uh! Radioactive squirrels are better than ninja care bears!" Autumn said to Kelly.
"No, ninja care bears are better." Kelly replied (A.N: I actually had this conversation with her)
"SQUIRRELS!"
"CARE BEARS!"
"AARDVARKS!"
"…aardvarks?" Kelly asked.
"PIE!" R cut in.
"I DIDN'T STEAL THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!" Someone yelled from the door. (A.N: bum bum bum!)
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Autumn pointed at the person and dove under her table. "I DIDN'T EAT THE MUFFINS!!!!!"
"…calm down Autumn, it's only me." Margaret stepped out of the shadows.
"Oh…" Autumn stood up. She then dove under the table again, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Umm…what's going on?" R blinked.
"IT'S HIEI!" Margaret pointed at Hiei.
Arielle hadn't noticed this yet, she was too busy with the coffee that an unsuspecting pizza guy had given her. "Mmm…I love coffee…"
"Oh shit…who gave Arielle coffee???" Autumn was still under the table.
"Just as long as she doesn't have any matches…" Kuwabara shivered.
"MATCHES??? WHERE???" Arielle looked around expectantly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Hiei yelled as he moved farther away from Margaret.
Arielle's eye twitched. "Back off! Hiei's mine!"
"No! He's mine!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Autumn was still cowering under the table. Kurama knelt down to look at her, "Aren't you going to come out?"
"NUH-UH! As long as they don't remember I'm here I'll be safe!"
"Alright…" Kurama sighed.
Autumn crawled out from under the table and stood up, "Something bothering you?"
"It's nothing really…I'll tell you later."
"OK!" Autumn's smile quickly disappeared as Margaret turned on her.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HIEI WAS IN NEW YORK??????"
"Umm…I…forgot?" Autumn laughed nervously.
Margaret narrowed her eyes then smiled, "Okie dokie, you really should do something about your memory problem!"
Autumn blinked, Wow I can't believe she bought that!
"Anyway, Hiei's mine!" Margaret yelled at Arielle.
Autumn stood in between them to stop them from killing each other, "Hold on! Hiei's his own person! Before you start attacking each other you should ask him which of you he likes best!"
Arielle and Margaret nodded and turned to Hiei expectantly. He blinked and looked back and forth between them, "Uhh…"
"MARGARET! GET THE PIZZA AND LET'S GO!" Margaret's dad yelled from the door.
"Damn…" Margaret mumbled as she left.
Hiei sighed with relief. Arielle smiled smugly, "I guess this means I won."
After a while longer of insanity everyone went their separate ways. Autumn, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei were the only ones left.
"Well, see ya tomorrow guys!" Autumn gave Kurama a quick kiss on the cheek and started to walk away.
"Wait! Let me walk you home!" Kurama said, catching up with her.
"Kurama, you're not leaving me alone with these baka ningens!" Hiei said.
"Let's all walk Autumn home! That way we can make sure Kurama doesn't do anything perverted!" Kuwabara nodded.
Kurama glared at Kuwabara. While they were walking Autumn spoke up, "Kurama, what was bothering you before?"
"It's about this trip on Friday. It might not be a good idea for you to go… You don't know how to defend yourself."
"Is that all? Well, I'm going and there's absolutely nothing you can say or do to change my mind." Autumn waved a finger in his face.
"Autumn! Don't be so brash!" Kurama said in an almost scolding tone. "We're going to Makai! You can't just go there without knowing how to defend yourself! You never know what could happen!"
"You didn't complain last time!" Autumn pointed out.
"That's because…because…" Kurama was trying to find the right words.
"Because he didn't love you last time!" Yusuke said mockingly.
Kurama glared at him and then turned back to Autumn, "Yusuke's correct. I didn't have such strong feelings for you last time. If something were to happen to you during this trip…I don't know what I'd do."
"Get over it, and eventually get another girlfriend?" Autumn smirked.
"NO! I wouldn't be able to get over it!"
"Sure you would! People come and people go, it's just another part of life."
"Wow! Autumn's having a sane conversation with Kurama!" Yusuke blinked.
"I'm confused…what's going on?" Kuwabara asked.
Kurama was quiet. Autumn grabbed his hand and smiled at him, "I'll be fine, Kurama. Besides, if you're so worried about me not being able to defend myself, why don't you teach me?"
Kurama smiled and held Autumn's hand tighter, "Why didn't I think of that?"
"See you tomorrow, then?" Autumn said, they were already at her house.
"Yes." Kurama said. He kissed her goodnight and then turned to leave.
Autumn had a sudden thought, "Oh, Hiei."
Hiei turned around, "What?"
"Which one of them would you have chosen?" Autumn smirked as she saw Hiei blush slightly.
"I wouldn't have chosen either of them!" He yelled to cover up his blush.
"And here I thought you were an expert at hiding your emotions. Don't worry I won't tell her." Autumn winked before walking inside laughing.
Kurama was smiling at Hiei. Hiei glared, "Baka kitsune…STOP SMILING!"
"Hiei's in love." Yusuke laughed.
"SHUT UP!" Hiei kicked a rock at Yusuke.
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Dream: Wow, that was full of random shtuff!
Freckles: yeah.
Dream: Oh, btw here's a list of Japanese words I use:
baka- idiot/stupid
kitsune- fox
ningen- human
baka kisama! – stupid bastard!
Makai- demon world
Ningenkai- human world
Reikai- spirit world
Umm…yeah…tell me if there's any I missed…
Chuchu: CHEESE!
Freckles: …yeah…
Dream: well, plz review! Ok I luv u buh-bye!