Dream: I started writing this chap during school. OkageHime drew this adorable picture of Freckles in his humanoid form! It's SOOOOO CUTE!!!! O yeah and from now on R will be called OkageHime.
Freckles: What's going to happen today?
Dream: We—oh! Look! A spider! The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout…!
Freckles: o.O you seriously have problems…
Dream: ^_^ I know! Isn't it great?
Freckles: …
Muppet: Well anyway, Dream owns the world of insanity in her head and nothing more!
Random Kurama fan girl: Eww! Spider! *squashes it with shoe*
Dream: Poor spider! T_T
RKFG: Get a life, loser!
Kurama: Autumn…? The ratings are in…there's a tie. The readers either want to see you maul someone, start the story, or both…
RKFG: *gets heart shaped eyes* IT'S KURAMA!!!!
Dream: *hisses* HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!
RKFG: Yeah right! Like Kurama would ever like some crazy, demented, freaky girl who talks to a stupid rabbit!
Dream: *growls and attacks RKFG* FRECKLES IS NOT STUPID!!!!!! AND I AM NOT DEMENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RKFG: XP *is on the floor bruised and beaten*
Dream: ^_^ I feel better now. What were you saying about a maul, Kurama?
Kurama: *blinks* that should do nicely…
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"I…I…I HAVE THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Freckles was looking at his hands in amazement.
"This is…odd…" Kurama said.
"Very." Autumn agreed.
"LOOK EVERYBODY!!!! I HAVE THUMBS!!!!! THUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell did you do???" Dariken asked Nuala.
"DAMN IT ALL!!! I MUST HAVE GOTTEN MY VIALS MIXED UP!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LABELED THEM!!!" Nuala yelled.
Yusuke scratched his head, "…so…the rabbit didn't explode…?"
"No." Hiei crossed his arms.
"THUMBS!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY DESTROY THAT DECORATED TREE!!!!"
"NO!! DON'T YOU DARE!!! IT TAKES FOREVER TO PUT THAT THING BACK UP!!" Autumn yelled.
"But it's funny…" Freckles pouted.
Autumn's eye twitched, "Why do you insist on annoying me?"
Freckles walked over to Kurama, "Look! I can walk on two legs! And I can do this!" Freckles kicked Kurama in the ankle.
Kurama moved away from Freckles, "What was that for?"
"FRECKLES!!! Be nice!" Autumn yelled.
"The rabbit lives with you. He doesn't know what nice is…" Yusuke said.
Autumn glared at Yusuke. Freckles stuck his tongue out at Kurama, "Don't hug my mommy you psycho fox guy!"
"What??? She's my girlfriend! I can hug her if I want to!" Kurama yelled.
"Nuh-uh! She didn't want you to hug her!"
"I didn't want her to die!!!"
"So??? It's not right to hug people against their will!!! You can't go anywhere near her from now on! Shoo! Go away!" Freckles made shooing motions with his hands.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Kurama yelled down at the rabbit boy.
"…Kurama? Do you realize your arguing with a rabbit…?" Arielle blinked.
"I CAN ARGUE WITH A RABBIT IF I WANT TO!!!" Kurama yelled.
"BAKA KISAMA!! STOP YELLING!!!" Freckles yelled at him.
"Freckles! Watch your language!" Autumn scolded.
"Yes, mommy…"
"Baka usagi… (A.N: usagi=rabbit)" Kurama grumbled.
"Kurama! Don't call Freckles stupid!"
"Sorry…" Kurama lowered his gaze to the ground.
"DAMN VIALS!!! Ah, oh well… I'm just going to go away now…BUT I'LL BE BACK!!! I'LL GET YOU! AND YOUR LITTLE BUNNY TOO!!!!" Nuala cackled as she flew away on a broomstick with Wizard of Oz music playing in the background.
Everyone stared: o.O
"Wow…that was really incredibly screwed up…" Yusuke said.
"HEY! IT'S HIEI! HI HIEI! YOU'RE LOTS COOLER THAN NASTY OLD KURAMA!" Freckles smiled up at Hiei, exposing his little fangs.
"Hn." Hiei turned away from bunny boy.
"Hey! Freckles is like a little demon now!" Arielle said pointing at the fangs.
"Freckles has always been a little demon at heart." Autumn nodded. She then blinked and grabbed Freckles, "Aww! He's got little freckles! Oh and look at the adorable little tail!"
OkageHime appeared out of nowhere, "Hi everyone!"
"Hi!!!" Autumn held Freckles out to OkageHime, "Lookie! Some strange witch lady turned my rabbit into a demon!"
"Aww! He's adorable!" OkageHime ran over and they both started making a fuss over Freckles.
Dariken rubbed the back of his head, "Well, I guess we should go find the others, eh?" It was already starting to get dark.
"Yeah…" Yusuke agreed.
"I'm hungry!" Freckles whined.
"You're always hungry!" Autumn pointed out.
"So…?" Freckles blinked.
The group started walking back down the mountain. Dariken had decided to take the dagger with him.
"My feet hurt!" Freckles whined. "I'm tired! I'm bored! I want to go home! I'm STILL hungry!"
"Oh will you be quiet??? You're so annoying!" Kurama snapped at the rabbit.
Everyone stared at him, "Kurama's angry…" Yusuke said pointing.
Autumn sighed, "Kurama, please don't yell at Freckles…"
Kurama noticed that she looked somewhat tired, "Are you feeling alright? You look pale…"
Autumn smiled, "I'm fine…" I don't want him to worry… 'Tell the others you want to rest. It won't do anyone good if you collapse and fall down the stairs' what, now I'm going to have to argue with you too…? 'What's there to argue about?'
Freckles pulled on Autumn's pant leg, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I'm fine."
"You're a terrible liar, Autumn." Dariken said before picking her up and starting to carry her down the steps.
"My feet still hurt…" Freckles pouted. He looked up at Kurama with his big brown eyes pleading, "Kurama? Will you carry me…please?"
Kurama sighed "Alright…"
Once they were all down the mountain it was dark. The only light was the light from the stars.
"Pretty!" Autumn said before twirling in a circle once.
"Autumn is happy." Yusuke said.
"No shit, Sherlock!" Arielle narrowed her eyes.
"Arielle! Don't curse in front of Freckles!" Autumn said.
"It's quite alright. Freckles has been asleep for a while now." Kurama was holding the sleeping rabbit boy protectively.
Everyone smiled at Kurama except Hiei who didn't understand why they were smiling. Yusuke elbowed Kurama, "Practicing for when you and Autumn have kids of your own, eh?"
Kurama and Autumn both blushed and kept quiet. Freckles snuggled closer to Kurama, "Yusuke's an idiot. I wonder when he'll realize that his fly's open…" he mumbled in his sleep.
Yusuke looked down, "Aw shit!" He then zipped up while everyone laughed at him.
Freckles smiled, "Hiei keeps glancing at Arielle, I wonder if he likes her…" Hiei's eyes grew wide and he blushed slightly. Arielle smiled and the others laughed.
Hiei growled and walked towards Kurama and Freckles. "Alright, rabbit! I know you're not sleeping!"
Freckles had to fight back his laughter and still pretended to be asleep. Hiei growled again and unsheathed his katana. Kurama stepped away from Hiei, "Hiei! Surely you can't intend to kill Freckles for pointing out the obvious!"
"Kurama! It isn't obvious because it isn't true!" Hiei pointed his sword at Kurama.
"If it's not true then why are you blushing?" OkageHime asked causing more laughter to erupt from the group.
"Hiei and Arielle sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Thorn's voice said as she and her group walked up to them.
Hiei tuned to growl at Thorn. Margaret rushed over to Kurama, "Aww! Who's this?" she said, meaning Freckles. He opened his eyes and smiled.
"Nuala showed up and tried to poison Freckles. She had mixed up her vials and he got changed into a rabbit demon." Dariken explained.
Margaret blinked, "Autumn? Kurama's a fox demon."
"And…?" Autumn blinked.
"And you're letting a fox demon hold a rabbit demon!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Freckles yelled.
"Kurama wouldn't do that!" Autumn put a hand on Kurama's shoulder.
Kuwabara walked over and put a hand on Freckles' head, "Don't worry, little buddy! Kazuma Kuwabara is here to protect you!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!! KEEP IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!" Freckles covered his eyes and looked away from Kuwabara.
Kuwabara's eye twitched, "Why you little…!"
Kurama smiled down at Freckles, "Well, it seems as if you're very good at making people angry at you…"
Freckles grinned, again revealing his little fangs, "I try my best."
"Aww! The cute little fangs!" Margaret said pointing.
Botan looked around, "Well, we should head back to Phantom's house for the night."
"Kurama, you look ridiculous carrying that little runt." Touya said.
"Runt??? RUNT??? I AM NOT A RUNT!!!" Freckles yelled.
"AWW! HE LOOKS EVEN MORE ADORABLE WHEN HE'S ANGRY!!!!!" Autumn squealed.
"Come on children, let's go." Dariken rolled his eyes and started walking away. Thorn started walking next to him holding his hand.
Freckles was picking twigs off of the trees they passed and throwing them at Touya. Touya's eye twitched, "Kurama, will you please keep that thing under control???"
"Perhaps you should apologize for calling him a runt…?" Kurama suggested.
Freckles threw another twig. This one got caught in Touya's hair. Touya grumbled and threw one of his ice shard things at Freckles. Freckles panicked and held his hands out to stop it. To everyone's amazement, a blast of snow shot from Freckles' hands and destroyed the shard.
"What just happened…?" Margaret blinked.
"It would appear that Freckles has gained use of his spirit energy…" Kurama was stunned and still holding Freckles.
"Whoa… THIS IS SO COOL!!!" Freckles was looking at his hands in excitement.
"My rabbit's happy." Autumn smiled.
Touya blinked and then smiled, "Maybe I can teach the fur ball a few thins about using ice techniques."
"Wow, really???" Freckles' eyes were shining brightly. "This is so great! I was watching the show with mom once and it was the episode with you and Kurama fighting and I think you should've won! Your ice attacks are so cool! Mom got angry at me when I started shouting insults at Kurama in the magic picture box."
"Magic picture box…?" Yusuke asked.
"Hey, rabbit, did you see any of my fights?" Kuwabara flexed a muscle.
Freckles started laughing hysterically. "You got beat by a kid and his yoyos!!!!!"
Kuwabara got angry, "Oh yeah, well like you could do better!"
"I'm tired of hearing you talk." Freckles put his hand out and sent snow flying at Kuwabara.
Kuwabara blinked before screaming, "IT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY FREAKING COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He started running in circles. Everyone was laughing at him.
"Mind telling me what's so funny???" Koenma said floating up to them.
"Hiya, pacifier boy! Remember me?" Freckles smirked evilly.
"PACIFIER BOY????????? YOU STUPID RABBIT DEMON! HOW DARE YOU CALL THE GREAT KOENMA 'PACIFIER BOY'???" Koenma yelled angrily.
Freckles stuck his tongue out at Koenma, "I'm a heck of a lot smarter than you he-who-plays-with-dolls!"
"THEY AREN'T DOLLS!!!! THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!!!!! …how'd you find out about that anyway…?"
"Kurama told Autumn and she told me." Freckles was starting to get bored. Talking to someone is no fun if I they aren't angry at me… "Only babies play with dolls!"
"ACTION FIGURES!!!! AND I AM NOT A BABY YOU OVER GROWN DUST BUNNY!!!!!!"
"Ouch, that hurts. C'mon, I'd expect someone as important as you to have some better insults than that! Or perhaps you're vocabulary is limited to what you read in picture books?"
"WHY YOU!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR INSULTING ME LIKE THIS!!!!"
"Oh? How would you like me to insult you, then? Maybe like this…" Freckles jumped out of Kurama's arms. "Oh look at me! I'm Koenma! I'm all high and mighty! You, rock! Obey me! Bow down to me! What? You're not bowing??? WHY AREN'T YOU BOWING DOWN TO MY GREATNESS???? I'm telling my daddy!!! Daddy!!!!!! The rock made fun of me!!!! Daddy!!!!" Freckles started running in circles. Everyone except Koenma was laughing.
Koenma was burning with anger he sunk to the ground and started chasing Freckles, "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freckles was laughing and running. Koenma was having trouble keeping up, Freckles was a rabbit demon after all. The others were laughing as well. It was just so funny to see Koenma chasing Freckles.
Koenma finally gave up chasing Freckles and glared at everyone, "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freckles was smiling, "I love torturing people!"
"I told you he was a demon at heart!" Autumn said.
The group started walking again, everyone still laughing. Freckles was walking happily between Autumn and Kurama. They soon reached Phantom's house and went inside to discuss the day's events.
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Dream: This has been a great chapter!
Freckles: I'm a demon at heart! ^_^
Dream: That drawing is so great! THANK YOU OKAGEHIME!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY THE ALMIGHTY CHEESE GRANT YOU ETERNAL CHEESEYNESS!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Freckles: o.O is eternal cheeseyness a good thing?
Dream: Yes! ^_^
Freckles: Oh, ok then…