Author's Notes: Ditch those tissues and be sure not to be drinking anything whilst you read this!
Disclaimer: Still haven't gotten my Christmas gifts. Ron might just be in there…
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Holiday Cheer
Nope, No Longer A Deer
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You know Arthur and Molly, Bill and Charlie, Percy and Freddie, and George and Ginny. But do you recall the most famous Weasley of all!
Ronald the red-eared Weasley! Had two very crimson ears! And if you ever saw them, you would say they went on for years!
All of the other Weasleys used to laugh and call him names! They never let poor Ronald join in any Quidditch games!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Hermy came to say: "Ronald with your ears so bright won't you be mine tonight!"
Then how the Weasleys loved him as they shouted out with glee! Ronald the red-eared Weasley, you belong to Hermione! You belong to Hermione!
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Author's Notes: Short, yes. Scary, yes. True, completely! *insert evil laugh* Not that anyone will notice, but the next one shall take me a while because I need to think of which one I want to write!