Ok you all know what the outsiders got for X-Mas last year, now see what they got THIS year
Dally: On the first day of Christmas My good friends gave to me, a Personalized cell at the jail house.
Darry: How can you possibly be proud of that?
Dally: Easy, It means I don't gotta share a cell with anyone anymore.
*Darry shrugs*
Darry: On the second day of Christmas my good friends gave to me two weeks vacation with my new girlfriend. *A pretty red head walks on stage and takes his arm*
Dally: No fair! All I got was a cell and Darry gets a chick?
*Darry grins and the others laugh*
Steve: On the third day of Christmas my good friends gave to me three tubes of hair grease.
Darry: Two weeks vacation with my girlfriend.
Dally: And one personalized cell at the jail house.
Two-Bit: On the 4th day of Christmas my god friends gave to me, 4 stolen tired of my car
Steve: 3 tubes of hair grease
Darry: 2 weeks vacation with my girlfriend
Dally: Who says we stole them?
Two-Bit: Cause I know you wouldn't but them, plus Tim's tires were missing last night.
Dally: That's true...but that's besides the point.
Pony: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me five movie passes.
Two-Bit: Four stolen tires.
Steve: *Too busy looking in the mirror and fixing his hair to notice it's his line*
Darry: *Stops kissing his girlfriend for a minute* Two weeks vacation with my girlfriend.
Dally: And one personalized cell at the jail house.
Buck: On the 6th day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, a 6 pack of beer
Pony: 5 movie passes
*Steve's still looking for a mirror*
Two-Bit: Buck what happened to your other beers? There's only 1 left and you just got them this morning.
Buck: Drank em
Darry: Too busy making out with his girlfriend to notice its his line
Dally: And you didn't share with me buck? I thought we were buds!
Buck: We are but I got them while you were still in your cell. You didnt expect me to wait until you got out didja?
Johnny: On the seventh day of Christmas my good friends gave to me seven condoms. *Blushes furiously*
Buck: *slurring his words* A six pack of beer!
Pony: Five movie passes.
Two-Bit: Why would you steal Tim's tires for me anyway? He'll think I did it.
Steve: *Still fixing his hair*
Darry: *looks up with lipstick marks on his cheeks* Two weeks vacation with my girlfriend.
Dally: And one personalized cell at the jail house.
Tim: On the 8th day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, 8 hank Williams CD's...Wait, Damnit Buck this is what you wanted!
Johnny: better than condoms for someone who wont use them
Buck: You don't want them I'll take them back
Two-Bit: Buck why'd you get him the CD's if you wanted them?
Steve: That's why dumbass, so he could have them
Pony: You know I didn't get to say anything here!
Darry: Hush guys I cant hear myself kiss
Dally: At least no ones gonna take my cell away
Curly: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me nine issues of Playboy.
Tim: Hey those were MY old Playboys!
Johnny: *Looks at the packaging of the condoms* These come in different flavors?
Buck: A six pack of beer.
Pony: *Looking through the newspaper* I think I'll go see that movie later.
Two-Bit: Four of stolen tires.
Tim: So that's where my tires went...Why must you guys steal MY stuff?
Steve: Three tubes of hair grease.
Darry: *Hears someone clear their throat and quickly withdraws his hand from his girlfriend's shirt, blushing* Two weeks vacation with my girlfriend.
Dally: And one personalized cell at the jail house.
Sandy: on the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me. 10 love letters
Soda: Those wernt love letters, those were threatening letters!
Sandy: Why must you be so cruel?
Soda: Where's that restraining order I got last year!? *looks at Steve with shreds of paper in his hand* Damn you, Steve, that's the last time we buy you any blades for Christmas.
Steve: Sorry buddy
Pony: That movie looks nice.
Two-Bit: What happened to the song?
Darry: Pick it up next round
Dally: Why does no one fight me for my cell?
Cherry: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friends gave to me eleven weeks of cheer camp.
Sandy: You're here to steal Soda from me aren't you! Get away, bitch! *Sandy grabs Soda and Soda pushes her off*
Soda: How did you get here?
Cherry: Got a ride from Randy.
Curly: *looks at issues of Playboy. Blushes and holds it lower*
Tim: You know Dal...now that I think about it...your cell is nice...
Dally: Don't even think about it Shepard.
Johnny: *Reads the condom package aloud* Ribbed for your pleause...Only 97% effective...
Tim, Dally, Two-Bit, Curly: Only 97%!?
Buck: *passed out*
Pony: Five movie passes.
Two-Bit: You think I could sell the tires in case Kathy needs an abortion or something?
Steve: Three tubes of hair grease.
Darry: *has taken a break in his make out session and is packing for vacation*
Dally: And one personalized cell at the jail house.
Soda: on the 12th day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, 12 men in long white coats to take Sandy away for good
Sandy: Hey not fair! *Sandy gets drug away yet again*
Cherry: Hey Keith Abortion is wrong
Curly: Wow that chicks flexible...
Tim: You know I think Carl would let me use Dallys cell every now and then...
Dally: I don't think so.
Johnny: hey there's a used one in here.
Two-Bit: bucks last beer *Drinks*
Dally: Hey I wanted that!
Pony: You guys cant come to the movies with me, your too weird.
Two-Bit: Naw I think the wheels are better this year...
Steve: Aghh my hairs falling down!
Darry: *has already left with his girlfriend*
Dally: Tim you better keep away from my cell
*Lights fade with everyone arguing*
ok that's it for this year! Hope you enjoyed, please review