Grow Old With You

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Disclaimer: I do not own any living and non-living thing in Love Hina. Neither do I own the song/song title taken off the soundtrack of the Wedding Singer. So please..do not sue me..I've got only 12 bucks in my piggy bank.

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Chapter 2: Aftermath

"WHAT?! Naru's gone?!!" Kitsune yelled.
Today really rocks.
Just imagine, you said something really insensitive to your girlfriend..(henceforth earning a much deserved slap from her..)
Then you land in the middle of a hot spring and you get knocked out by four girls..(armed with kantanas and bombs)
And then you wake up with your whole body aching and bandaged like some Egyptian mummy...
Despite that, you crawled your way to her room to apologise..(Hoping that she'd be touched..)
BUT you end up finding her gone.. just like that!! *snaps finger* (With all her belongings and such..)
And then her best friend happens to drop by only to find her gone.
Now she choses to yell at you in a place where EVERYONE in Hinata Lodge could hear.

What an ideal way to survive this crisis.
I am probably gonna end up with more injuries than I have now.
Either ways, Kitsune was like yelling at me for being such an insensitive jerk and all.(After I told her everything..)
While Shinobu was running around the living room, getting all swirly-eyed and happily freaking out.
And it does not help with the fact that Sara and Kaolla are happily bashing you up and repeating EVERY DAMN WORD Kitsune was hurling at me.
To top it all up... I had a kantana under my throat. (Proudly produced by Motoka..)

Though I know some martial arts..(which Seta thought me a couple of years back.)
I was no fool to sacrifice my own life by taking on all of them at once.(Especially when one of them is armed with dangerous nuclear weapons..)
Either ways, I spent the next hour hanging outside a tree with a sign that says "JERK" in front of me.
They did let me down.... eventually. (After I bribed them with a trip to Disneyland...;_;)
After that I tried begging them to help me to hunt for Naru.
None of them wanted to help.
Why? Because they all thought that I deserved it. (Shinobu wanted to help but Motoka led her away..)

I guess I do deserve it.
Hell, I DO deserve it!! I was such a jerk!!
I am so sorry, Naru!! I have failed you as a boyfriend!!
Arghh, I am the worst sort of man on the planet!!
No wait!! I am not even worth being called a man!!
I am just an incompetent moronic idiotic...doofus!!

Just then my thoughts were interrupted when something hit me HARD on the head.
So like any normal human being, my head started bleeding.
The only thing that wasn't normal about me was that despite the bleeding I was able to sit up and laugh it off. (I think I am going insane..)
That was when I realised that whatever it was that hit me was Tama-chan, the hot spring turtle.
It flew to me and dropped this piece of paper onto my lap.
I took the paper and I realised that it was a note from Mutsumi.
And here was what the note said.

~*NOTE*~
Hello Keitaro!!
How's life? Is it fine? Or is it not? Whichever it is, I am doing fine so I hope that you are doing fine too.
Honestly speaking, I think you are not doing fine. For some reason I know that you are not doing fine but I just can't remember why. Do you know why? Wait.. I think Tama-chan knows... let me go and ask it first ok?
(Keitaro: O_O I knew it!! She CAN speak turtle-language..... wait..in the first place is there even such a thing?!)
Ah yes!! I remember now!! Tama-chan told me that he saw you and Naru quarrelling then for some weird reason she left the next day. After it told me that, coincidently enough, Naru came into my room all drunk and she was yelling something about you being a bastard and all. Anyways, right now she is like sleeping soundly? So if you want please do come to my place right now and do whatever it is that you're suppose to do.
-Mutsumi ^_^
P.S Please do not forget to reward Tama-chan yeah? Thank you so much! *muacks*

*sweatdrops* Ok... that was really..strange.
Anyways, now I know where to locate Naru.. *absent-mindedly gives Tama-chan some fruit juice*
But I have one big problem!!
Whatever am I gonna tell her?
How am I gonna soothe her into believing me?
How am I to know if she'd even give me a chance to speak out?!

I started to roll around the room like some pig rolling around in mud with my hands clenching to my head.
Inside my head, I kept screaming for help.
I kept on panicking.
I just didn't know what to do when I see her.
But I do know that I just want to march right over and get her back.
The only idiot problem is how to talk to her.
That is all.

I guess I seriously need some help.
Wait, I know that I really do.
But who would help me?
Who CAN help me willingly to get my beloved Naru back?
Who indeed...

Then, as if my prayers were answered, Shinobu, Sara and Kaolla suddenly came crashing out of my cupboard.
(Don't ask me how they did that...^_^")
I could only watch silently as Shinobu scrambled to her feet hurriedly and said.
"H..hello there... senpai.. I.. I am here to assist you in getting Naru back!!!"

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Author's Note: Thank you so much for your support!! I hope you all enjoyed the second chapter of this story!! Anyways, I won't be writing chapter 3 for the moment as I will be away on a week's vacation to Malaysia!! So once again, I am sooo sorrryyyy!!! _" And once again, thank you so much for your support!! Thank you!! Thank you!! =D