Trigun Christmas Carols

Vash the Red Coated Outlaw (A Parody of Red Nose Reindeer)

Vash the red coated outlaw

Had a very bright trench coat

And if you ever saw it

You wouldn't miss taking note.

All of the bounty hunters

Used to chase and shoot at Vash

They wanted to turn in the outlaw

For some quick and easy cash.

Then one hot and dusty day

Meryl came to say

"Vash the Stampede won't you try

To stay out of trouble or you'll die!"

Then Vash destroyed the city

Despite Meryl's desperate pleas

Vash the red coated outlaw

If I were you I would flee!