AN: Oh, you guys. I feel horrible. This was meant to be updated daily, but I abandoned you!!!! So . if it was updated the 17th. and today is the 21st .. That means I owe you. 4 songs. Well, here they are; updated rapid fire.

PS: With the way the reviews are going on this I think that little statement about "farewell to the Trigun section" might be retracted.

Love,

The Ala

Trigun Christmas Carols

Slap the Outlaw (A Parody of Deck the Halls)

Slap the outlaw named Vash the Stampede

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

He's bad for the insurance company

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Who's worse him or his dumb brother?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

It's pro'ly 'cause they had Rem for a mother

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Vash will be the cause of my early death

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

All he leaves is destruction in his path

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Plus he's friends with that traveling priest

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Yeah, the one that hits on Millie

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Him and his read coat need to go

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

All the bounty hunters say "whoa"

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

When he shows them his gun skills

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

He's the one I'mna kill!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

(As sung by Meryl)