Trigun Christmas Carols

Wanderin' A Barren Desert Land (A Parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Vultures crow, Cats go 'Nyao'

I really wish I had some chow

A disheartening sight; I'm so lost tonight

Wanderin' a barren desert land!

Gone away is the sand steamer

I need a bus but I'm justa dreamer

And I must be strong to keep going on

Wanderin' a barren desert land !

This cross is getting really heavy

I'm thinkin' I'll just leave it on the ground

I need to speed it up if I'mna find that outlaw

With my lucky he won't even been in town!

Later on I'll get tired

And I'll dream of never being hired

'I hate this dumb job' I think as I sob

Wanderin' a barren desert land!

Hey, is that a bus over there?

If I pretend I'm dead maybe they'll stop?

So down upon the ground do I plop

Oh my God it's the Vash the freakin' Stampede!

Maybe this job is better than it sounds?

Though these people are a-stinking

There's plenty of water for the drinking

I don't mind Vash's snores

'Cause now there's no more

Wanderin' a barren desert land

Wanderin' a barren desert land

Wanderin' a barren desert land!

(I'll give you one good guess who sings this song.)