Trigun Christmas Carols

Do You Hear What I Hear? (A Parody of Do You Hear What I Hear? [Bet you woulda never guessed, huh?])

Said Master Knives to Legato

Do you see what I see

Down in that town, Legato

It's Vash, it's Vash, the one that's just hit his head

Soon he will be dead

Soon he will be dead!

Said Legato to the Gung-Ho Guns

Do you hear what I hear

A song, a song, which once was sung by Rem

Sung by the man Knives condemned

Sung by the man Knives condemned!

Said the Gung-Ho Guns to the man named Vash

Do you know what I know

We ask the sixty billion double dollar man, Vash

Your brother, your brother has sent us to kill you

And you haven't even got a clue

And you haven't even got a clue!

Said Vash to his brother, Knives

Listen to what I say

What's wrong with you, Knives

You suck, you suck, you killed Rem you slime

And that's not your only crime

And that's not your only crime!