Trigun Christmas Carols

It Came Upon a Sunny Day (A Parody of It Came Upon the Midnight Clear)

It came upon a sunny day

That glorious beam of light

From plants arguing for

What they believed was right

"Love and Peace is for fools

Humans are but trash."

Was the message that Knives sent

To his brother, Vash!

However, Vash did not agree

He lived for the words Rem spoke

And so it was that his last

Patience for his brother broke

The years Vash spent with the humans

Were the best years of his life

And so the battle began

With the cry "Spiders Must Die!"

The two plant brothers began to fight

For Knives's right to commit genocide

Their weapons were their angel arms

Like the one with which Vash smashed July

After firing their angel arms

The plants realized

That they canceled each other out

Their plans had gone awry.

In the end Knives got both guns

And nearly killed Vash

But Vash had taken Wolfwood's cross

Who would win the clash?

Well, Knives fell down with a loud "thump"

He was bleeding quite bad

And Vash threw off his read coat

Not looking at all mad.