RAUCOUS NIGHT (sung to tune of Silent Night)

Raucous night, unholy night,

Drives are calm, till they fight,

Round the bouzu, whacking the throng,

Driver smiling like nothing's wrong,

There's no heavenly peace,

There's no heavenly peace.

Raucous night, unholy night,

Demons quake at the sight,

As the blonde monk puts out their lights,

In another of countless fights,

Sanzo, danger from birth,

Sanzo, danger from birth.

Raucous night, unholy night,

Here's an inn, stop, that's right,

Eat and fight over one fish ball,

Run as Sanzo threatens us all,

Thus our journey goes on,

Thus our journey goes on.