A/N: Oh my god, I haven't updated this in forever! I can't believe it! I'm
really sorry! I've just been sooo busy. Please forgive me! *sings the 'I'm
Very Sorry' song* But I'm in a good mood today since there's only 35 more
days till the next HP book comes out. ^_^ (yes, I'm counting down. I know,
I need help)
Beboots: Yep, the 'I'm very Sorry song' is from Calvin and Hobbes. Love those things. Hobbes is o cute! *huggles*
Legolas AND Draco maniac: Draco will come after Aragorn finds all the Hobbits . . . which will probably be somewhere within the next three chapters, maybe sooner. Glad you think it's funny. ;)
Soul: Yep, poor Aragorn . . .
Japanese Girl: Glad you like it! Yeah, I understand about the description thing. Thanks for the criticism. Harry and the rest won't be going to Middle-Earth unless I write a sequel. I probably will, but not for awhile. :)
Aramer: Yeah, for some reason I find Aragorn fun to pick on. :)
Erenriel the Elven Canuck: An elf that lives in an igloo? 0_0 Now there's something new. Wow, you think I'm talented? Good golly gosh! ^_^ I don't knwo whether to bring Boromir and Gimli in or not . . . they're kind of hard to write for. But thanks for reviewing. ^_^
Jordan's Lover: Thanks for all your reviews! ^_^ Glad you think it's funny.
Hmsgirl: ^_^
Lausie: Ehe, sorry about the shortness. Once summer vacation comes I'll hhave more time to write and that means both longer chapters and quicker updates. ^_^
Lady of Punk: Wow, one of the best? I feel honored! ^_^
Reigh Evenstar: Yeah, I don't really know where the plot is going either, but it should lead up to a confrontation with good old Voldie.
Aseku: Glad you like it. Oh, and I'm sure I'll have a nice day in the asylum . . .
nelly1385: *does a mocking imitation of nelly1385* OMG! Didn't you EVER read the books OR watch the movie?! For your info, yes I HAVE read the books and yes I HAVE watched the movie. Merry and Pippin ARE cousins. GET OVER IT! If you don't believe me, then check the family tree found in one of the appendices.
'Merry, Pippin, and Sam. Must find Merry, Pippin, and Sam . . .' muttered Aragorn distractedly as he tramped down a stone stairwell coming off of the Entrance Hall.
'Let's start with Sam . . . he should be easier to find . . . now where would I hide if I were Sam?' As Aragorn was walking down the corridor, he didn't even take time to notice the magnificent paintings lining the walls (most of which featured food). Meanwhile . . .
'Whew, that was close,' breathed Sam, wiping perspiration from his face a he stepped out from his hiding place on the stairs. 'Now all I need to is- WHOA!'
Losing his balance, he tripped down the stairs and went flying. As though in slow motion, he saw himself flying straight toward a large painting featuring a bowl of fruit.
Oh no! He thought sadly. Now Professor Dumbledore shall be angry with me for ruining the nice painting!
Bracing himself for the impact, Sam closed his eyes. However, instead of crashing into the portrait, he flew straight though it.
'Oof!' Sam cried, landing on the floor in a dazed heap.
'Eek! Someone's thrown a giant at us!' squeaked a frantic voice somewhere to Sam's right.
Rolling over, Sam saw a tiny creature with bat-like ears and wearing a tea towel like a toga. Sam sat up and tried to look dignified.
'Hello,' he said politely. 'Who might you be?'
The creature looked around nervously before replying. 'I is Squeaky, sir, Squeaky the house-elf.'
Well, at least its name suits it, thought Sam dryly. But it didn't look ANYTHING like Legolas or any of the other elves Sam had seen. For a moment he amused himself at the idea of Legolas being distantly related to this 'house-elf'.
Meanwhile, many other house elves, who were very curious about this Hobbit that had fallen through the portrait, had begun to gather around.
Sam, feeling quite nervous with so many pairs of eyes focused on him, suddenly noticed Squeaky trying desperately to lift a heavy pot onto the counter. Having been brought up as a servant, Sam immediately helped her with the pot.
'Thank you, sir!' squeaked the house elf. 'You're certainly welcome,' said Sam. 'Anything else I can help with?'
Within five minutes, Sam was chatted amiably with the house elves as he helped to prepare lunch.
A/N: Again, I'm REALLY sorry I've taken forever to update, but I've had zero time. Anyhoo, there only a few weeks left of school, and once vacation (the very word sends me into ecstacy) starts, I'll have much more time to write. ^_^ Anyhoo, as always, review!
Beboots: Yep, the 'I'm very Sorry song' is from Calvin and Hobbes. Love those things. Hobbes is o cute! *huggles*
Legolas AND Draco maniac: Draco will come after Aragorn finds all the Hobbits . . . which will probably be somewhere within the next three chapters, maybe sooner. Glad you think it's funny. ;)
Soul: Yep, poor Aragorn . . .
Japanese Girl: Glad you like it! Yeah, I understand about the description thing. Thanks for the criticism. Harry and the rest won't be going to Middle-Earth unless I write a sequel. I probably will, but not for awhile. :)
Aramer: Yeah, for some reason I find Aragorn fun to pick on. :)
Erenriel the Elven Canuck: An elf that lives in an igloo? 0_0 Now there's something new. Wow, you think I'm talented? Good golly gosh! ^_^ I don't knwo whether to bring Boromir and Gimli in or not . . . they're kind of hard to write for. But thanks for reviewing. ^_^
Jordan's Lover: Thanks for all your reviews! ^_^ Glad you think it's funny.
Hmsgirl: ^_^
Lausie: Ehe, sorry about the shortness. Once summer vacation comes I'll hhave more time to write and that means both longer chapters and quicker updates. ^_^
Lady of Punk: Wow, one of the best? I feel honored! ^_^
Reigh Evenstar: Yeah, I don't really know where the plot is going either, but it should lead up to a confrontation with good old Voldie.
Aseku: Glad you like it. Oh, and I'm sure I'll have a nice day in the asylum . . .
nelly1385: *does a mocking imitation of nelly1385* OMG! Didn't you EVER read the books OR watch the movie?! For your info, yes I HAVE read the books and yes I HAVE watched the movie. Merry and Pippin ARE cousins. GET OVER IT! If you don't believe me, then check the family tree found in one of the appendices.
'Merry, Pippin, and Sam. Must find Merry, Pippin, and Sam . . .' muttered Aragorn distractedly as he tramped down a stone stairwell coming off of the Entrance Hall.
'Let's start with Sam . . . he should be easier to find . . . now where would I hide if I were Sam?' As Aragorn was walking down the corridor, he didn't even take time to notice the magnificent paintings lining the walls (most of which featured food). Meanwhile . . .
'Whew, that was close,' breathed Sam, wiping perspiration from his face a he stepped out from his hiding place on the stairs. 'Now all I need to is- WHOA!'
Losing his balance, he tripped down the stairs and went flying. As though in slow motion, he saw himself flying straight toward a large painting featuring a bowl of fruit.
Oh no! He thought sadly. Now Professor Dumbledore shall be angry with me for ruining the nice painting!
Bracing himself for the impact, Sam closed his eyes. However, instead of crashing into the portrait, he flew straight though it.
'Oof!' Sam cried, landing on the floor in a dazed heap.
'Eek! Someone's thrown a giant at us!' squeaked a frantic voice somewhere to Sam's right.
Rolling over, Sam saw a tiny creature with bat-like ears and wearing a tea towel like a toga. Sam sat up and tried to look dignified.
'Hello,' he said politely. 'Who might you be?'
The creature looked around nervously before replying. 'I is Squeaky, sir, Squeaky the house-elf.'
Well, at least its name suits it, thought Sam dryly. But it didn't look ANYTHING like Legolas or any of the other elves Sam had seen. For a moment he amused himself at the idea of Legolas being distantly related to this 'house-elf'.
Meanwhile, many other house elves, who were very curious about this Hobbit that had fallen through the portrait, had begun to gather around.
Sam, feeling quite nervous with so many pairs of eyes focused on him, suddenly noticed Squeaky trying desperately to lift a heavy pot onto the counter. Having been brought up as a servant, Sam immediately helped her with the pot.
'Thank you, sir!' squeaked the house elf. 'You're certainly welcome,' said Sam. 'Anything else I can help with?'
Within five minutes, Sam was chatted amiably with the house elves as he helped to prepare lunch.
A/N: Again, I'm REALLY sorry I've taken forever to update, but I've had zero time. Anyhoo, there only a few weeks left of school, and once vacation (the very word sends me into ecstacy) starts, I'll have much more time to write. ^_^ Anyhoo, as always, review!