A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG! IT`S BEEN SOOOOOOOO LONG SINCE I
UPDATED THIS GOSH DARN THING!! *kicks her computer and then does a dance to
go along with the `I`m Very Sorry Song`*
Lady Foxfire: Yeah, the Maurader`s Map certainly would have come in handy! :P And as for Merry and Pippin, you`ll find out this chapter!
Boots: Ehehehe, forgive me? I just wanted to let everybody know I`m not dead . . .
technetium: WOW! The first REAL constructive criticism I`ve ever gotten! Thank you very much! *bows*
WeasleyTwinsLover1112: Heh heh, I`d like to see that too.
Draco_Girl: Don`t worry, I plan on introducing Draco soon.
Demensha: Hehe, yes your Majesty I shall write another chapter!
Shadow: Thank you! Yippee, another fan! ^_^ I feel loved.
Midgette: I HAD to have a House Elf named Squeaky.
Silver Swan: Sorry, he`s not in this chapter, but don`t worry, I`ll include him plenty in the future, as he`s one of my favorite characters!
Jordan`s Lover: Glad you like it, as usual! Updated Ayana yet? :D
Legolas and Draco maniac: Yep, I like to pick on Aragorn. He`s fun to tease. :)
Neo Granzeon: Gosh, that`s comforting. *begins typing feverishly*
Libitina: Me wrote more! :) *is proud of self*
Kawaii Tenshi: *bows* Thank you!
AlienSmile13: Glad you like it! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! If I`ve forgotten anyone, it`s because my computer plotted against me and deleted your review.
Aragorn marched further down the corridor, grinding his teeth. He hated this game. And where was Mr. Perfect Elf while Aragorn was stumping around the school searching for three maniac Hobbits? Sitting nice and toasty next to a fire with a good book, that`s where!
`I`m never playing this game again as long as I live.` Aragorn decided resolutely. ` . . . . But that still doesn`t change the fact that I still have to find Merry, Pippin and Sam.`
*****
Sam dipped a ladle into a pot of steaming vegetable soup and tasted it. `Nahâ€" needs more salt.`
Squeaky immediately handed him a salt shaker and he poured some in.
He stirred it and tasted it again. `Perfect! That`s prime good soup, mates!`
The house elves all smiled widely at the praise.
***** Merry and Pippin scuttled down the fourth floor corridor.
`Where d`you reckon we should hide, Pip?` asked Merry.
`Somewhere really unexpected . . . ` replied Pippin, looking around. An evil grin spread slowly across his face `I think I see something perfect.`
He pointed, and then they both cackled evilly.
Five minutes later.....
Clank. Clink.
`Boy, wait`ll old Leggy sees us in this!` Pippin said enthusiastically as they clanked down the corridor.
`Heh heh, he`ll be scared out of his elfy wits!` crowed Merry as they reached the staircase.
`Froot Loop.` they chimed together and they jumped onto the staircase as it wound slowly upward.
****
Legolas was sitting in an armchair near the fire, immersed in A Handbook for Hippogriff Care. He didn`t even notice the clanking sounds coming from outside the room until the door came open and a gigantic suit of armor stepped in.
`I WANT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!` the metallic menace howled in a spectral voice.
Letting out a yell of surprise, Legolas jumped to his feet, and, surprise surprise, tripped. He crashed into the suit of armor (which had Merry and Pippin inside it), sending himself, the armor, and Merry and Pippin crashing down the staircase.
It didn`t stop once they reached the bottom though. No, instead they kept rolling, knocking over other suits of armor as they went.
`Make it stoooooooooooooooooooop!!!!` wailed Merry as they crashed down another staircase.
`I`m OW trying OW!` yelled Legolas, but really all he could do was cling to the armor and wait for them to come to a halt.
Yelling bloody murder, they continued to crash through tapestries and down staircases, along with a veritable avalanche of other pieces of armor.
****
Sam and the house elves heard the crashes overhead. They looked at each other, shrugged, and then went back to kneading oatmeal scones.
****
CRASH! BANG! A very bedraggled Legolas, Merry, and Pippin tumbled down the marble staircase surrounded by various objects that were caught in the `flood`.
They landed in a dazed heap on the stone floor of the Entrance Hall.
Aragorn dashed up one of the side staircases and saw the pile of debris. He also spotted the two Hobbits sprawled on the floor. `HA!!! I found you! I win!!!` He proceeded to do a rather clumsy victory dance.
The Hobbits were too dizzy to notice, but Legolas looked on with pained amusement. A great warrior Aragorn may be, but alas, dancing was not his forte.
(A/N TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Spare a review? :3)
Lady Foxfire: Yeah, the Maurader`s Map certainly would have come in handy! :P And as for Merry and Pippin, you`ll find out this chapter!
Boots: Ehehehe, forgive me? I just wanted to let everybody know I`m not dead . . .
technetium: WOW! The first REAL constructive criticism I`ve ever gotten! Thank you very much! *bows*
WeasleyTwinsLover1112: Heh heh, I`d like to see that too.
Draco_Girl: Don`t worry, I plan on introducing Draco soon.
Demensha: Hehe, yes your Majesty I shall write another chapter!
Shadow: Thank you! Yippee, another fan! ^_^ I feel loved.
Midgette: I HAD to have a House Elf named Squeaky.
Silver Swan: Sorry, he`s not in this chapter, but don`t worry, I`ll include him plenty in the future, as he`s one of my favorite characters!
Jordan`s Lover: Glad you like it, as usual! Updated Ayana yet? :D
Legolas and Draco maniac: Yep, I like to pick on Aragorn. He`s fun to tease. :)
Neo Granzeon: Gosh, that`s comforting. *begins typing feverishly*
Libitina: Me wrote more! :) *is proud of self*
Kawaii Tenshi: *bows* Thank you!
AlienSmile13: Glad you like it! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! If I`ve forgotten anyone, it`s because my computer plotted against me and deleted your review.
Aragorn marched further down the corridor, grinding his teeth. He hated this game. And where was Mr. Perfect Elf while Aragorn was stumping around the school searching for three maniac Hobbits? Sitting nice and toasty next to a fire with a good book, that`s where!
`I`m never playing this game again as long as I live.` Aragorn decided resolutely. ` . . . . But that still doesn`t change the fact that I still have to find Merry, Pippin and Sam.`
*****
Sam dipped a ladle into a pot of steaming vegetable soup and tasted it. `Nahâ€" needs more salt.`
Squeaky immediately handed him a salt shaker and he poured some in.
He stirred it and tasted it again. `Perfect! That`s prime good soup, mates!`
The house elves all smiled widely at the praise.
***** Merry and Pippin scuttled down the fourth floor corridor.
`Where d`you reckon we should hide, Pip?` asked Merry.
`Somewhere really unexpected . . . ` replied Pippin, looking around. An evil grin spread slowly across his face `I think I see something perfect.`
He pointed, and then they both cackled evilly.
Five minutes later.....
Clank. Clink.
`Boy, wait`ll old Leggy sees us in this!` Pippin said enthusiastically as they clanked down the corridor.
`Heh heh, he`ll be scared out of his elfy wits!` crowed Merry as they reached the staircase.
`Froot Loop.` they chimed together and they jumped onto the staircase as it wound slowly upward.
****
Legolas was sitting in an armchair near the fire, immersed in A Handbook for Hippogriff Care. He didn`t even notice the clanking sounds coming from outside the room until the door came open and a gigantic suit of armor stepped in.
`I WANT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!` the metallic menace howled in a spectral voice.
Letting out a yell of surprise, Legolas jumped to his feet, and, surprise surprise, tripped. He crashed into the suit of armor (which had Merry and Pippin inside it), sending himself, the armor, and Merry and Pippin crashing down the staircase.
It didn`t stop once they reached the bottom though. No, instead they kept rolling, knocking over other suits of armor as they went.
`Make it stoooooooooooooooooooop!!!!` wailed Merry as they crashed down another staircase.
`I`m OW trying OW!` yelled Legolas, but really all he could do was cling to the armor and wait for them to come to a halt.
Yelling bloody murder, they continued to crash through tapestries and down staircases, along with a veritable avalanche of other pieces of armor.
****
Sam and the house elves heard the crashes overhead. They looked at each other, shrugged, and then went back to kneading oatmeal scones.
****
CRASH! BANG! A very bedraggled Legolas, Merry, and Pippin tumbled down the marble staircase surrounded by various objects that were caught in the `flood`.
They landed in a dazed heap on the stone floor of the Entrance Hall.
Aragorn dashed up one of the side staircases and saw the pile of debris. He also spotted the two Hobbits sprawled on the floor. `HA!!! I found you! I win!!!` He proceeded to do a rather clumsy victory dance.
The Hobbits were too dizzy to notice, but Legolas looked on with pained amusement. A great warrior Aragorn may be, but alas, dancing was not his forte.
(A/N TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Spare a review? :3)